Monster Girl Quest Reacts
Chapter 2
Inspiration: Miles is on Fire (Part 1/2)
Author's Note: I do not own any of the characters or series shown except for my OC. Spoilers for Monster Girl Quest and any other media I show. Enjoy.
In case you get confused double quotation is the players talking and single quotations inside those are the players reading the character's dialogue. Eg. "Speech" player talking. "'Dialogue'" Player reading dialogue in game.
"Alright, now let's move on to something with a little more comedy." J announced.
"Comedy?" Asked Luka.
"That's right, something to make you laugh or at least leave a smile. Now what is being shown now is about some people playing a game that is about you being a prosecutor."
"Prosecutor? Isn't that kind of lame?" Complained Alma Elma.
"Not this one, prepare wackiness, prepare for witty commentary, prepare for super accurate guesses! This is Ace attorney Investigations!" J shouted as he snapped his fingers and the screen appeared.
The words 'Hold it!' appeared in a bright red colour. A man with black hair and wearing a red suit appeared. At the bottom of the screen dialogue for the character in the game appeared but was ignored for the commentary.
"Hold it! I am Miles Edgeworth, arrest me!" A male voice said before laughing.
Alma Elma giggled, "That was funnier than I thought. This might be interesting."
Luka grimaced at how he was arrested for accidently destroying the Golem that guarded one of the cities he went to when he was attacked by it.
The image shows miles with his hands on his face with green flames in the background and the text 'Miles is on fire'. The text changes and reads 'This is a highlight reel of our play through of Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations™ (Except the first case because we didn't record that LOL)'
The text changes again. 'This video contains SPOILERS for every case in Ace Attorney Investigations (and the lase case in the original Ace Attorney). Luckily, this game sucks, so you don't really want to play it anyways.'
"Is it really that badly made?" Asked Promestien, who was hoping to write down notes for her idea of a videogame.
"It is, which is what makes it so funny" J answered as he gave her a pen and paper out of thin air.
The screen shows an airplane flying in the sky with the text 'Episode 2 Turnabout Airlines'. Miles is seen standing inside it with the surrounding fitting more like a bar. The ground had checker carpets and there were statues inside next to an elevator.
"'…Why do I feel like I just woke up from a horrible nightmare?' Wait is this an airplane? Holy shit, is there an elevator in this airplane?" The voice read the dialogue before briefly snickering at the ridiculousness of the plane.
"What a ridiculous design." Stated Promestien.
The scene skipped to Edgeworth finding a dead body in the elevator. "'What is this… sinister – looking figure on the floor here?' That's the body mister Edgeworth" A second voice that sounded female spoke, making fun of Edgeworth's statement.
The scene skipped again to Edgeworth investigating the crime scene. "'During that interval, the only person in the lounge was myself. Which would make me the prime suspect. However, since I did not kill Mr. Hicks, it means that the killer was around somewhere…'" A blue appeared with that statement before becoming very small and going into a red text box with the word 'Logic' on it. People start snickering.
Tamamo herself starts snickering at the 'amazing logic' of the character.
"The killer," The sound of a hand slamming down on a desk is heard. "…is a human being. Unless it's that cat, it's a human or a cat." The voice is heard obviously making a joke of the 'Logic' Edgeworth possesses.
The scene changes to show a man in a green suit surrounded by wine bottles. "I- buddy I think you might have a problem." The ground has a puddle of spilled wine with a set of footprints visible.
"Oh my, I don't think even Erubetie could drink that much." Joked Alma Elma.
"…I can." Erubetie said out of pride.
"'They're a little smudged, but I think we can both agree they are a set of footprints.' Humans use these so we can finally rule out that cat." The one voicing Edgeworth said.
"Unless they were wearing shoes like Puss in Boots" Another male voice said.
"Damn it."
The imaged skipped to Edgeworth thinking about who could be the killer. "'Mr. Lablanc's conclusions seem to make logical sense.' But what if the killer was Puss in Boots."
"They're joking about the cat? It is not that hard to piece together that a human on the plane did the murder. It only requires simple logic- oh." Promestien finally got the joke and cracked a small smile.
"What- What is this motion I am doing, am I rubbing my nipple?" A male voice of heard doing a Russian accent as a new character was shown in the game. "Can you imagine if this guy looked you dead in eyes, playing with his nipples like find criminal I dare you." They started laughing as the screen showed an animated sprite of a man doing a circular motion with his hand.
Ilias briefly thought of what would happen if she gave orders to her followers while doing that but dismissed it almost immediately.
"Oh who is this?" Edgeworth approaches a female flight attendant with blond hair who started yawning. "Oh is this a sleepy cute blonde stewardess? I hope she's the murderer so I get to talk to her more." The screen adds several black outlines of people with the text 'Let's play GUESS THAT MURDERER!' as the outline called case 2 suddenly changes to the stewardess with a green check mark over her. A bell rings rapidly as a small 'yay' sound is heard.
"What! He got it right so quickly?" Luka shouted as many other guests were shocked by the accurate guess.
"That's right and you haven't seen the best of it yet." J laughed as he answered.
"Oh that's your face," Edgeworth voice said with pity before the scene skips and he's laughing, "She looks blitzed out of her mind."
Tamamo and Alma Elma both laughed as it looked similar to the faces of the victims of some of their pranks.
The scene changed to show suitcase that were yellow with green patterns on them and tied with a red ribbon. Above it was a sign that said the suitcases were 50% off.
"Oh man we have a discount on the world's ugliest suitcase." Edgeworth's voice joked before talking to the stewardess now named Meele.
"'Tee hee! It is pretty horrible, isn't it?'" Everyone started laughing as the game itself said how ugly it was. "'You want to know something? This suitcase was designed by Ms. Rhoda!' Woah wouldn't it be crazy if I framed her- I mean she did the murder?" The voice for Meele quipped.
"Yeah it would be crazy if she did it." Alice saidin a sarcastic tone.
A new character appears, she has silver hair and carries a whip. The game introduces her as Franziska von Karma, the daughter of Edgeworth's mentor and fellow prosecutor. "'Her name is Franziska von-'I know all this shit, she is a bitch."
Some of the audience were shocked that he blatantly called her a bitch.
"'Don't you try to flatter me! Miles Edgeworth. I'm placing you under arrest.' You're such an asshole Fran." The image shows Franziska whipping Edgeworth.
"'W-Wait! This has all been a big misunderstanding! I didn't kill the victim!'" Edgeworth defends himself.
"'A misunderstanding!?' Those never happen in Ace Attorney." Franziska's voice commented with sass.
"'I never thought I would see the day… When a disciple of the house of Von Karma –'oh uh hang on. Wait a second." A faded image of a man that looks similar to Franziska shows on the screen.
"The ironyis that her father was a prosecutor who committed many crimes to get a guilty verdict." J chuckled.
The scene skipped to Edgeworth talking to the flight attendant that designed the suitcases. "'The killer used one of your beloved suitcases to move the victim's body.' After all no one would ever find it, because no one would ever purchase the suitcase."
The scene skips again to show Edgeworth and Franziska talking about how she is investigating a smuggling ring. "Oh a smuggling ring."
"What were they smuggling?"
"Ugly suitcases, full of a drug that makes you very sleepy."
"Hmm, I don't know anyone like that. I guess the killer got away." Edgeworth's voice said as the sarcasm could be easily heard.
"They really haven't figured it out yet?" Granberia frowned. She had seen some incompetence when she performed her duties as a heavenly knight but this was something else.
"'Foolish reasoning for a foolish fool from a foolishly foolish fool meant to fool me. What do you mean by I don't have any evidence to show?'" Asks Franziska.
"'Perhaps I should've phrased it as that which caused Agent Hick's death is incorporeal'. What? It was a ghost!" Several people started chuckling.
"G-Ghost! Where!" Alice clung to Luka as she screamed.
"How that girl defeated me yet still fears ghosts I will never know" Ilias muttered.
"'I wonder if you would be so kind as to take a look at this receipt, Ms. Meele'" Edgeworth said.
"'Huh? A receipt? For what?'" Meele asked.
"'It's for the suitcase Ms. Teneiro bought.'" Edgeworth replied.
"That's- I call bullshit on that evidence. No one would buy one of those suitcases, it has to be fake." Meele's voice spoke.
"Hmm, it definitely could look better, then it would have some sales" Alma Elma frowned as she thought of the design.
"'So, Ms. Meele, where were you really between hours of 5 and 6 AM?'" Edgeworth asked.
"'Ah, um… The bathroom?'" Meele said.
"I'll be the judge of that, examine that toilets."
Most of the audience showed a disgusted look upon hearing that.
The scene skips to Edgeworth trying to prove that Meele is the culprit. "'I don't have any actual evidence…'"
"I thought not." Replied Meele.
"'But that's because it went missing, and still is.'" Implied Edgeworth.
"'Missing? What do you mean by that?'" Asked Franziska.
"Missing it means things are gone when you are looking for them." Edgeworth's voice explained.
"Shut up Edgeworth."'
Promestein was amused by the explanation.
"'Franziska, I'd like to ask for your assistance.' Your Franziskance if you won't wind." Asked Edgeworth.
"Shut up Edgeworth" Replied Franziska's player.
"Heh." Erubetie chuckled.
"What? Did you just laugh at a pun?" Alice was shocked that the stoic queen slime liked puns.
"Hey now maybe she just finds it very punny." J joked with another pun.
Erubetie chuckled at the pun again.
The scene skips to Meele having a breakdown after being proven that she is the true culprit. "'Nooooooooooo!'" The players could also be heard laughing.
The scene skips again with the plane finally landed. "Well that flight sucked, one star."
Alice nodded her head. Being a self-proclaimed travelling gourmet, she was familiar with the ratings.
The image shows the title screen with the players getting ready for the next case. "I'm mostly enjoying this game so far." The screen changes and show the words 'I was soon to change my mind, however.'
"That's ominous." Commented Luka.
The scene shows Miles Edgeworth in a dark corridor with a broken armour set on the floor behind him with a costume of a blue creature laying down further back.
"It is time for the Scooby-doo adventure." The lights flicker out and when they turn on, the costume had stood up and is approaching behind Edgeworth with a rapier in its hand. The ridiculousness of the situation makes the players immediately start laughing. The lights flicker again and the costume is right behind Edgeworth getting ready to strike him. "Holy shit."
A few of the guests also start laughing.
The scene skips to show new character named Kay talking to a detective named Dick Gumshoe. "'Sorry, but I just stole your supporting role.' Oh man, that's a little too on the nose."
The scene skips again to show Edgeworth and Kay investigating a secret door on the floor. "Are you enjoying Kay? No."
"'Ack! Wait!'" Edgeworth calls out as Kay decided to jump down the hole.
"'Wha-!? Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!' Well I guess it's fine she's dead now."
Luka flinches at how easily they dismissed her as dead but reminded himself that it was a game and wasn't real.
The scene changes again to show Edgeworth talking with a new character. He was dressed in a black vest with a fur coat with a yellow dragon on it. "Agent Long? Lang? Long? I'll just change it every time." Multiple scenes are shown with the player addressing Agent Lang Zi with different names.
"Agent Lasagna."
"Linguini."
"Agent Luigi definitely has an agenda."
"Hmm, lasagne." J hummed as he started eating some lasagne he pulled out of nowhere.
"Wha-? Give me some of that!" Alice begged before smiling happily and waging her tail as she receives some of her own.
"Is your head always filled with food?" Muttered Luka as he knows the amount of times he has cooked for her or that she insisted on visiting a place because of its food.
"'And Why…? Why do I feel such an intense loathing emanating from him!?' That's just my natural dog musk."
The scene shows Edgeworth questioning the people for what had happened. "Two people missing and two kidnappers… hm, hm hm hm." Text appears on the screen that says 'When you've got the entire case figured out and the murder hasn't even happened yet lmao.'
"It seems they have already guessed what will happen." Tamamo says.
"'Refresh my memory, what kind of person is Lance again?' Bipedal?" The players chuckle a bit.
"'Look there's a blub about the cactus here! This cactus is a very gracious gift too Gatewater Land from the local police precinct.'" Kay said to Edgeworth.
"'I can't believe the police went so far as to even donate a cactus to this place.'"
"'So, is the police department running a cactus farm on the side? Ha ha, just kidding!' what a funny joke."
The scene shifts with Kay and Edgeworth talking about horses. "'Aww… And here I was hoping I would get to ride one."
'"You know how to ride a horse?'" Asked Edgeworth.
"'Nope! Never rode one in my life! But I have an Asian friend who was born in the year of the horse!' What? What the fuck?"
"What a fool." Stated Ilias.
The scene now shows them investigating the kidnappers. Kay suggest opening a shed door. "'Maybe we'll find the kidnappers hiding inside!'" The door opens and Kay's dialogue shows her screaming but…
"…Hold on, I'm eating Chinese food. Aaaaaaah!" The players all laugh as Kay discovers a dead body.
Luka laughed as it sounded like something Alice would do.
"Hmph, mph hm, Kay what are you- get the body out of your mouth!"
"Kay sure likes flesh."
The scene shifts to Kay discussing the shock of a dead body. "'Wow, you're really strong for having made it through this by yourself!' Oooooooohhh! Oooaaaaaaaaah!" The serious scene is interrupted with the players screaming to match Kay's mouth not closing during her dialogue.
Tamamo grins at the mischievous improvisation.
"I have nothing to hide, Agent Ladder."
"Agent L'Oréal."
"Liquorice Zi says: Every pack has its own rules." The players start laughing.
"'I already looked into everyone else here.' When he said that I just pictured him like clawing open their guts and be like, no crime in here!"
A few guests imagined the gruesome sight and regretted it.
"'What's wrong…? Why does he look so sickly pale all of a sudden?'" Edgeworth thought as he spoke to a police officer wearing a blue costume from the amusement park.
"'…..Gun!'" Some of the players chuckled at that.
"'Can you try to calm down and lower your voice to a more reasonable level, Officer?'"
"No!"
Alice was amused at the cheekiness.
"'But! The only people that seemed to gather around me… were little girls, sir!' I- okay wait hang on."
"'I thought I had no choice at that point, sir, so…' I pulled my gun on them!"
"'To be frank, I'm just a little man-'I'm just a little man?" The players start laughing.
"My, it seems he's quite popular." Alma Elma jokes.
"Unfortunately for you, Agent Likitung."
"Agent Lovecraft."
"Agent liiiiiiiitle foot!" The players laugh at the name.
"How long can they keep this joke going?" Muttered Granberia.
"'Mr. Edgeworth.'" The scene shifts to the park entrance with Kay and Edgeworth talking.
"'…Yes Kay?"
"'There's something even thieves would never steal. Do you know what that is?'"
"A Lobster."
Alice, Tamamo and Alma Elma start laughing at the sudden jape. While Luka and Ilias remember Luka's journey to the underwater temple in the sea where he was mistaken for a thief.
"'Badger, badger, badger…' Mushroom, mushroom." The players start laughing except for one.
"I hate this fucking game." The scene also shows it as a quote.
The image shifts again to the many names given to the Agent. "Agent listener."
"Agent laxative."
"I'm terribly sorry Agent lesbian."
"Lactation Zi says-"One of the players groan at the gross name.
"Lesbian? Sound familiar Granberia?" Alma Elma teased Granberia with a wink.
"Q-Quiet you!" Granberia shouted as she tried to hide her blush.
"Right now I imagine the two kidnappers are Lance himself and the butler and he murdered the butler for some reason." Guessed on of the players.
"'All right! I give up! I abducted myself." The screen shows several black outlines of people with one of them behind the culprit of the previous case. The text 'Let's Play Guess the Murderer!' is shown as the outline to case 3 suddenly changes to Lance with a green check mark over him as the bell rings again.
"He got it right again?" Luka asked.
"That's right, he's on fire now!" J laughed.
"The fact that random blushy girl so pointedly was like I wouldn't even recognise my dad if I met him again means he's definitely also gonna be a character who's alive or dead if he was the butler."
The scene shifts with the text 30 minutes later shows Edgeworth presenting evidence. "What is it? Is it that he's secretly her dad? I'm so far ahead of this case that I don't know what to present in what order."
"W-What's happening?" Alice spoke. Surprised that he guessed something like that.
"Is it the necklace? No I'm sorry that wasn't right either. It's the other pendant, which then allows you to show the first pendant that I showed." Edgeworth tries to present the butler's pedant only to have to present the other one.
"Don't you understand? It's these two pieces of evidence which must be presented in this order!" The screen shows text which say 'Get used to this happening.'
"That would be quite vexing to deal with." Promestien mused.
"I can't wait until this random civ lady extra turns out to be a villain." A lady with white hair and sunglasses dressed in a similar style to Lang Zi.
"Oh Shih-na?" The game of 'Let's Play Guess the Murderer!' appears again.
"Yeah." Case 5a's outline changes to Shih-na with a green check mark on her. The bell rings as text appears saying 'Called it two cases early! X3 Bonus!'
"How is this possible?" The audience was shocked at the guess.
"I look like I'm made of dough." Lance's face was pudgy but smooth that it did look like dough.
"Now hold on Ms Paups. I know a little about being framed for shooting my own father." The players laugh at that.
Luka wonder what Edgeworth had gone through to had something like that happen to him.
"I love in Ace Attorney whenever people are like nonchalantly pointed at me with his right hand. You know like no one ever talks."
"Yeah you picked up on that sure."
The scene shifts with Edgeworth presenting the costume as evidence. "Oh right, this is the icon for the victims costume. I was looking for the actual costume not this stupid head. There's two bad badger heads for different bad badger costumes with different artwork." On the screen shows the text 'Bad Badger? More like Bad Game Design'.
"Hmph, what a terrible flaw" Spoke Ilias.
"Mirror fragments…Nope." Edgeworth presents evidence which fails.
The scene skips with the text 'Literally two minutes later…' "Oh is it mirror that just presented? Fuck you game."
"Boy this case is still going huh?" The player asked.
"Just wait until the final case. Now that's a long one." J cackled.
"Is there anything in the hallway that could have been used as a weapon?" Edgeworth's player said sarcastically as text appears saying, 'This game somehow manages to be both too obvious AND too obtuse at the same time.'
"Like a gun" One of the other players suggests.
"Like a sword. An inconspicuous sword sticking out of the ground." The players start giggling
"Really?" Granberia frowns at the obvious clue that was pointed out.
"'It was me! I hit you!'" Lance says after being interrogated by Edgeworth.
"Alright, so it's you then." The text 'literal confession' appears.
The scene then skips to Edgeworth talking with detective Gumshoe. "'Is there a copy of the haunted house's blueprint among the police's reference documents?'" Asked Edgeworth.
"Why would we have that?" Said Gumshoe's player. "'Yeah, we got it.'"
The scene skips to Edgeworth, Kay and Lang trying to find out how Edgeworth was attacked.
"'If the criminal couldn't even hide himself in the hallway, how could he hide a giant doll?' By putting it in another room? What? I actually don't know. Oh this case sucks."
"I don't know, were they reflecting a badger from somewhere else like it's an episode of Magic fucking School Bus?"
"It seems possible" Tamamo said.
"I'm gonna flip my shit if it's just like this was a reflected badger-"The screen shows that the haunted house has a mirror to make the badger seem like it disappears. Text appears on the screen, 'It was a reflected badger.'
The image shows Edgeworth explaining that the hallway is not straight but a bend at the end with a mirror which would explain how the badger disappeared. "What do you mean? What do you mean the building layout is wrong? We're looking at the blueprints!"
"I'm just gonna look it up I'm done with this." The other players chuckle.
"Oh wow, well I'm glad we're back to proving the thing he already admitted. Oh man this game is losing me real fast."
"This game doesn't seem very good if he says that." Alice comments.
"No it's not, but it does have its moments." J spoke.
"'I'm sooooooooory'" Lance cries as he was proven guilty and breaks down as the players laugh.
"Detective Gumshoe, today sucked." Edgeworth's player said.
The next case begins as the screen shows that the case is a reminiscence of a case 7 years earlier. "Wait are we actually going back in time again?"
The scene changes to show a new character Manfred von Karma is Edgeworth's mentor and is going to be watching over Edgeworth's case. "'Such a legendary prosecutor is watching over and judging my performance…I have to be perfect in every way!'…eeehuhuh!" The player controls Edgeworth to run to the exit crying.
Ilias smirks slightly at the scene.
Edgeworth tries to talk to a man next to a drink fountain but they just keep drinking water and not talking at all. "Von Karma! I found something weird."
The scene shifts to Von Karma explaining the situation to Edgeworth. "'Even more outrageous is his claim that'- heh, yeah I did it! What are you going to do?" One of the players interrupt after seeing the smug look shown on a picture.
"'I've secured an hour of recess for you to prepare to do just that.'" The scene skips to Von Karma allowing Edgeworth to investigate the case.
"I shall go on the monkey bars."
"Doesn't seem like they're treating Edgeworth like a child?" Asked Luka.
"Yes, at this point in time Von Karma was actually taking care of him after Edgeworth's father died. Although the reasons for it was…a little cruel." J vaguely answered.
Edgeworth's player sighs as he reads what's on the screen. "'The victim, Mr…Deid Mann." The game didn't even try for that one.
"'Take a look at these documents.'" Von Karma said as he handed Edgeworth a newspaper.
"Sir, this is just a letter saying I hate you over and over-"
"Slap slap slap, look at it closer Edgeworth.
"Why he so mean to Edgeworth?" Asks Alma Elma.
"It's because he hates him and his father. Von Karma is a perfectionist and Edgeworth's father Gregory, a great defence attorney, managed to get a penalty against him. So he killed him and raised his son in his place." J explained.
"What! How could some be so cruel for such a petty reason?" Luka was shocked at Manfred Von Karma.
"'Criminals have a way of incriminating themselves, wouldn't you say?' Oh my shoulder hurts." The player start laughing.
"'There shall be no yelling in this sacred hall of law!'" Von Karma yells.
The irony of the situation makes a few people laugh.
The scene shifts as a new character is introduced, a detective named Badd who wears a grey coat and has a lollipop in his mouth. "Oh man you know it would be great if this character is Glass?" Edgeworth voice asks.
"'No one's allowed on the crime scene…Period." A female trying to sound like a man with a deep voice attempts to read the lines causing everyone to start laughing.
The scene shifts to Edgeworth talking with a female lawyer. "'I'll have you know, madam, that I studied under Manfred von Karma.' He threatens to murder me every day. Like that." Edgeworth wags his finger, a signature move done by von Karma himself and the players start laughing.
"Is it really that funny?" asked Luka.
"It's dark humour. Not for everyone but it's just a joke, you can laugh and not feel bad." J said.
"'Do not take me for some naïve novice.'" Edgeworth says.
"…Yeah whatever." The character covers her mouth to hide her laughing.
"'Do not take me for some naïve novice.'" The players start laughing.
Granberia and Tamamo share a laugh. They trained many novices that said exactly that.
"'By the way, do you know who I am? My name is Calisto Yew.'"
"I hope you're the murderer." The screen show the game of 'Guess the Murderer!' once again as the outline in case 4 changes to Yew's face with a green check mark with the sound of a bell ringing as the players start laughing.
"What an impulsive guess and they still got it right." Commented Promestien.
"'Fine lets go.'" The scene cuts to Yew leaving the hallway with another person. Just as they leave von Karma walks past them towards Edgeworth and Badd.
"Hom ba bom bom bo ba bom bom." The players start laughing as they make fun of the way von Karma walks.
"'…Badd.'" Von Karma says. The image skips slightly to Detective Badd and Manfred talking.
"'It's the crime scene where a detective is most useful and effective.'" Badd says with a male voice actor this time.
"'Hmph! It's not like I don't know that.' Writes that down- leans over to Edgeworth, what's a detective?"
This causes some laughs at the thought of a supposed legendary prosecutor having no idea what he's doing.
The scene shows a younger Franziska von Karma as she carries a riding crop instead of a whip. "'Papa… Are you really assigning Miles Edgeworth to cover the case?'" Franziska speaks in a German accent.
"'Yes, I am. Why do you ask?'" Replies von Karma in a deep voice that doesn't have an accent compared to his daughter Franziska.
"Why do I have an accent and you don't?"
"I consumed my accent for its power!"
Everyone laughed at the joke. With Luka having contracted with the four elemental spirits for strength and Ilias and Promestein attempting to absorb dark magic despite being angles using an experiment called White Rabbit, the idea of gaining power through an accent was hilarious.
"'Detective Badd, may I have a word with you?'" Asked Edgeworth.
"Oh god '…What is it?'" Asked Detective Badd.
"'It appears that both a knife and a gun were used as murder weapons.'"
"'…Yeah.'" The players started laughing.
"'That leads us to our first question of the investigation.' What were they killed with?"
The audience shook their head at the joke.
"'Don't you find it odd that the left handed Mr. Faraday would hold the gun in his right hand?' What a novel contradiction, I bet no other case in this series has ever used that." A flash back occurs to the second case. "…nonchalantly pointed at me with his right hand."
"'Recall Detective Gumshoe's testimony." Said Edgeworth as a flashback to his testimony happens.
"'I was in the hallway the whole time, but I didn't hear a single peep of a struggle.' Remember how he said that in orange?"
"'Might you be hiding something from me?'" Asked Edgeworth.
"Yeah I'm hiding one thing. Opens jackets reveals pigeon with a small hat." Replied Gumshoe's player.
"Aw, how cute." Says Tamamo.
"'Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all.'" Gumshoe states.
"Don't get ahead of yourself, I'm a terrible guy." Edgeworth replies.
The scene skips to Edgeworth questioning Yew about what she knows. '"I've heard that people have begun calling it the second KG-8 Incident.'"
"'…Only among you law enforcement types.' You're a- what? Wait, aren't you a lawyer?" Asks Edgeworth's player.
The scene skips to Edgeworth, Franziska and Gumshoe talking with a young child sneaking up on Edgeworth. "Here I come! For your money!" They kick Edgeworth in between his legs as the players start laughing.
Luke immediately covers his crotch with his hand. He did not want to experience that.
The scene cuts to Edgeworth and Franziska in the hallway with some police officers nearby. "'I suspect that what we're missing is hiding right here in this crime scene somewhere!'"
Edgeworth moves to the right only to be blocked by a police officer just standing there, this causes Edgeworth to run on the spot. "Eh, eh. Sir please let me go."
The image cuts to Edgeworth talking to Detective Badd. "'Yew and I…' the girl,' we were in the Lobby No.1 next door.'" Said Badd.
"Wait I'm confused, when was I with you?" Asked Edgeworth
"No not you, Yew." Explains Badd.
"Yes me." Edgeworth confirms.
"He means Yew" Franziska explains.
"No not you, Yew." Badd explains again.
"I don't- I was never in the hallway detective." One of the players makes the sound of Franziska's riding crop hitting Edgeworth.
"'That's why I came running towards Lobby No.2 together with Yew.'"
"I wasn't there- How much time elapsed between…" The players all started laughing.
Tamamo and Alma Elma laughed at the mischief while Erubetie smiled at the wordplay.
Edgeworth and Franziska investigate the hallway when they see a vending machine that sell 'Courthouse Special' goods. "Oh geez Christ."
"'Defendant's Fresh Milk.' Ugh" The players are grossed out by the product.
After investigating the hallway they find an empty wrapper on the ground. "'Courthouse Special Swiss Rolls… Is this being sold somewhere on the premises?' Miles are you an idiot?"
"'Well then, where do they sell these things, huh!?' it's a mystery. You'll never find out." The players said.
Edgeworth approaches the vending machine again. "'Gnnnrk! Where in the world did this come from?' Am I really going to have to deduce that this Swiss roll came from this vending machine are you shitting me?"
"'Eureka!' Eureka Franziska!" The players laugh out of disbelief.
Alice stared in disbelief that Edgeworth could be this stupid. He took idiocy to new levels.
"'Well, all I see is a piece of garbage.' And it's not just you Miles Edgeworth." Says Franziska.
"That is quite rude Franziska." Miles gets hit by her riding crop.
"'Ack-! It's not like it was I who littered!'"
"'Rubbish belongs in a rubbish bin!' Open up Edgeworth."
Erubetie thought about how her race was declining because of pollution. She once thought about oppressing them but after being shown a better path by Luka, she now pushes forward presentations and seminars on how to properly deal with water treatment and pollution.
"'Detective Gumshoe must have sat on this bench as he ate a Swiss roll.' We got our killer." Deduced Edgeworth.
"'As he ate,' He developed telekinesis." Joked a player as they saw a picture of Gumshoe dropping his food.
The scene skips to Edgeworth and Franziska talking to the judge of the court to get his testimony. "'Mr. Edgeworth! Please allow me to testify to the court one more time!'"
"'Even if we overruled him, he just-'Ska skibidy boop bop" Franziska is interrupted by Edgeworth's player making random noises when the dialogue is skipped and Franziska joins in.
"'Now that he mentions it, right before we restarted the trial, he did talk about that.'" Edgeworth thought as a flashback occurs.
"Babah di ba scoobity bap." The players start giggling.
"Are they children? Amused by something like that?" Muttered Ilias.
"'Your Honor, about what you just said…'" Mentioned Edgeworth.
"I know I couldn't believe it myself he went bang! Then I heard the gunshot and then I had a knee jerk aah and jumped and then I pooped just like this aah!" The judge's player panicked as the dialogue was too fast.
"'Your Honor. Please remain calm when you're trying to explain yourself to me." Edgeworth suggests.
"'Unfortunately, Your Honor, this is what really produced the gunshot you heard!' A gun." Edgeworth's player wheezed.
The scene cuts to an image of Detective Gumshoe with his eyes closed and gritting his teeth. "He looks like someone was giving him a blowjob and they just bit his dick."
Everyone was appalled for different reasons.
The scene shifts to Edgeworth talking to the same child who kicked him who turns out to be a younger Kay. "'I'm not a you! I'm Kay!" She said.
"No, Yew is the other person. 'Now then, Kay…'" Kay hisses which causes the players to laugh.
The scene cut to Edgeworth talking with Detective Badd again. "'Faraday, Yew, and I…'"
"Me?"
"No."
"'…even I, who was supposed to protect them.'"
"I got pizza. Sorry I have pizza! I can't listen to your sad backstory! Mph, this is really good pizza shame you can't have any since you're sad."
"Sorry couldn't help but notice that you're crying over the phone there, can't deliver your pizza sorry. You'll have to call back when you're happier you sad sack of shit."
Alice is dismayed about the possibility of being denied delicious food while Ilias smirked at the scene.
"'Just saying you're sorry won't bring my sister back! She said…'" Badd said in a terrible attempt at a girl's voice.
"That was, spot on." Edgeworth's voice said.
"I wanted to be an actor anyways."
"What happened about that? Tell me more of your sad backstory while I eat this pizza."
"That's where the other half of the bullet holes came from, next question."
"My pizza?" One of the players start laughing.
A police officer approaches Edgeworth but their dialogue is spoke by two players at the same time. "'Excuse me, Mr Edgeworth!'"
"'Yes?'"
"'His Honor would like to transfer the evid-"The players start laughing at the horrible attempt to synchronise.
"My, it their attempts could be better." Tamamo chuckled.
"'…will always seem grandiose.'" The scene skips to Franziska and Edgeworth talking.
"'Speaking of grandiose, I'd say that ego of yours could use a little deflating.'" Edgeworth's player then makes the sound of a balloon deflating.
The scene cuts to Edgeworth getting Detective Badd's testimony. "'I was in Lobby No.1… talking with Yew.'"
"No you weren't, I was somewhere else."
"I'll kill you!"
"Why? Why would you kill her?" The player start laughing.
A few people laughed at the mix-up.
"'Now then, what else besides a small can go both in and out of an open barred window?'" One of the players mimics a farting sound. "'Answer is sound!'" The sound is now more blatant.
The scene shifts to the courtroom as Franziska and Edgeworth stand next to each other. "'That's right, it's mine. And I received it from' Dr- Dr Badd I guess now."
"I have a PHD in bullets."
The scene cuts to Calisto Yew as she was proven to be the murderer. "'Hey, Edgeworth. Did you know? The Yatagarasu has three legs. Do you know why that is?' Because of my massive dick."
The caught everyone off guard. With Luka slightly blushing to Alma Elma laughing loudly. Tamamo was also not prepared as she knew the real reason, having met a Yatagarasu once.
"'It means that the Yatagarasu has more than one razor-sharp way to do her work.'" Yew pulls out a gun as she flees.
"'Hm…? Where did Kay go?! That's a gunshot.'" The players laugh.
The reminiscence ends as the image shows the present again. Kay talks about how she is going to bring Yew to justice by herself. "'You don't believe me?'" Kay asked.
"'It wasn't just the expression on my face, I clearly said it was impossible just now.'" Edgeworth replies.
"'Alright, then. How do you explain this?'" Kay shows a small device.
"I'll recreate my father!" Edgeworth yells.
"'And if you are plotting to commit a crime, then I'm afraid I can't be complicit.'" Edgeworth tells Kay.
"'Mr Edgeworth… Oonngh… You guys are not making it easy for me! Who am I supposed to support now?" Gumshoe says as his face is briefly replaced by a thwomp because of the sound he made.
"'Mr. Edgeworth…' Okay I'll support him then." Kay starts before being interrupted by Gumshoe.
"What a fickle decision." Muttered Granberia who takes her duty seriously.
"'What I want is the arrest of that evil woman.'" Explained Kay.
"'That evil woman… You mean Calisto Yew?'" Asked Edgeworth.
"No, I meant Franziska von Karma."
"Also acceptable, I agree."
"'Come to think of it, I do believe I owe you.'" Said Edgeworth.
"'Huh? Owe me for what?'" Asked Kay.
"That kick in the shorts yah!" Edgeworth cries out at Kay screams. The screen then cuts to black and the video ends.
This time the some of the women cross their legs instinctively.
"Well now that was quite something wasn't it? Let's see what's next." J says.
Authors note: Hey someone asked if I was taking requests for this story. I might, I might not. So leave some suggestions and I might consider using them a few chapters later. Try to make it reasonable, Reacting to a ten hour loop of a cat will probably not make it into the story. Good luck. – Signed Someguy1250.