"This just in. The giantess Narue Oriku and Highschool detective Chijinda You have returned. Now let's get-"
"Leave it."
"But sir. You can't just-"
"I have an affidavit from the Ministry of Defense. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be conducting my interview with them in private."
"Oh that's all well and all but-"
"I'm their employer. If you have any other questions which you feel the public needs addressed feel free to submit them to my inbox. In the meantime no one is to approach the 3 of us until otherwise noted."
"Sir, how long do you think it will take before we can get an interview with your employees?"
"I'd wager it take a day. I'll notify the head of the department of Defense when they are ready."
"As you can see here, the Agency does not-"
An armed man approaches.
"Ma'am. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"But are you-"
"Ma'am. I am not going to ask you twice. This is private property you're intruding on."
"I'm a reporter at-"
I don't have time for this. Ignore this incessant woman I made my way to the dock. Narue climbed on shore. That must've been some workout. Huh. Time to get down to business.
"Chijinda. Narue. Glad to see you two are alright."
"It was nothing, Chief."
"I don't know Chijinda. Helping to save the world again. You've really outdone yourself this time."
"Ah, thanks. I couldn't have done it without Narue. She was my lifeline."
I bet.
"Oh yeah. We gathered a couple of Miraculouses along the way."
"You can keep them. The less that are in the know, the better."
"Couldn't agree with you more."
"Though some things could be elaborated upon."
"I'm sorry."
"The people saw Hatsune Miku, the defunct leader of the Advance Sciences Society. She'd grown larger than the earth and was defeated by a mysterious turtle heroine who just up and disappeared."
"I don't get it."
"Of course you don't. You're not the one who has to go through thousands of paperwork addressing the legal work."
"I was not hired to that."
"You're right. (sigh) I must be very stressed out."
Chijinda nodded. This was understandable, after all the Agency was one of the few organizations that openly embraced the employment of the enlarged.
"Times are getting tougher each day, our public relations are teetering on a desparate line."
"I understand. If there's something we can do, I'll try looking into."
"That won't do. You two have done quite enough."
"Okay then. In that case I'll-"
"There's just a couple of questions I need answered."
Sitting crossed-legged in his chair the Chief flexed his fingers.
"First, I'll need an update on everything that has transpired…"
Yes… we figured the Chief would want to know why we failed. I sighed. This was going to be a long story.
Over a year ago we had learned of a set of magical jewels which granted their wielders various superpowers and in addition, we learned from these magical creatures called kwamis that if two Miraculous, specifically that of the Earrings of the Ladybug and the Ring of the Black Cat are brought together and conducted with a certain spell, a wish will be offered in exchange for something of equal value. Naturally we realized the dangers such a wish could hold and even though we knew our adversary, the Advance Sciences Society wasn't the sort to invest into the paranormal, we agreed it would be best to obtain the Miraculouses for ourselves just in case they stumbled upon them… which they did.
In our trip to obtain the Miraculouses we first landed in a cave on the offshores of Papua New Guinea. I won't bore you with the details, but it took us 3 weeks before I managed to find a Miraculous, not including the ones we already held.
Pollen, the Bee kwami and the kwami of Subjection. With her power I am able to paralyze anyone with but a simple touch. As my current kwami was already useful enough I decided to put her on standby.
Just as we suspected, the Advance Sciences Society was also on the pursuit of the Miraculouses. Using the powers of the Turtle Miraculous, Narue attempted to block off their escape by sealing them inside a forcefield. Somehow they managed to break through. We weren't sure why at the time that Narue's forcefield just broke especially since her 5 minute timer was no way near being used up. Wayzz thought that meant our foes had already found one of the two Miraculouses we needed to obtain, that of the Black Cat's but I wasn't exactly sure. It might've been that the Society somehow had managed to construct a weapon capable of immense destruction. Whatever it was we then headed off towards Indonesia.
When we got to Indonesia, a sudden thought came to my mind. Non-adult Miraculous holders will automatically start to detransform after 5 minutes upon using the superpower of the Miraculous they are wielding. Even as a psychic I am still bounded by these rules. However, over at Indonesia I would qualify as an adult based off of my age. Is there a specific age a Miraculous holder must reach in order to be considered an adult or could it be based on the local laws? Perhaps this limitation of the Miraculous is not so much chronologically based as it is regionally. In order to test this hypothesis I set out to do a couple of test runs with my kwami Trixx, the kwami of Illusions.
Turns how this limitation of the Miraculous is in fact based on the region, which would later turn out to be quite handy. At some point I had reencountered the Advance Sciences Society. I must've been near their hideout because a couple of platoons of their battlebots came swarming after me. I dismantled them all and was able to take down the battlemech who's pilot was directing them when all of a sudden this huge cross between a macaw and an eagle swoops in and blocks me from finishing the battlemech.
That was my first encounter with a sentimonster and boy did it rip me a new one. It was the first creature that was able to match my enhanced speed- nay, exceed it and although my Miraculous suit grants me superhuman physique, I was like a worm. Fortunately for me Narue managed to find me in time and I was brought back to the cave we were hiding in in Indonesia.
From what the Chief told me, when Narue found me near dead, she became very distraught. I ended up having to be take care by her. It was nothing less than a miracle that I was able to survive and eventually recover. Another testament to my love and admiration of her. At this point she wanted us to stop, seeing the dangers we- I, I mean. I'm guessing she couldn't bear the thought of losing me permanently. But of course if we didn't proceed, then countless more would soon fall victim to the Society's schemes. And so we pressed on.
Having a Miraculous in their hands would prove to be very useful and so we had tasked it upon ourselves to figure out who held the Miraculous. We figured it couldn't have been a new recruit as such powers will not be allowed to be in the hands of a lowly ranking individual. This narrowed our search down to the executive branch and above. I managed to track them to a large tomb, that of the last Guardian of the Miraculous, Marinette Dupaine Cheng. Naturally this bothered our kwamis and by all accounts we were going to have to engage in tomb robbing, but it was all for a good cause. To stop us, the owner of the Peacock Miraculous had created an entire army of sentimonsters for her underlings. Fortunately with the combined efforts of Pollen and a platoon of our own battlebots the Chief had sent over to assist us, Narue was able to make a path for me. With the swarms of bees that Pollen had taken control over the battle outside the tomb of Marinette Dupaine Cheng raged on.
I was about to obtain the first of the 2 Miraculouses we needed to collect when this redheaded girl in a peacock dress with a headdress intercepted me. She was the owner of the Peacock Miraculous. We fought briefly before I was overwhelmed by her vanguard of sentimonsters. Even though I no longer had a time limit, I was still severely outmatched. That's when my friend and assistant Narue Oriku burst in to save my hide while bringing along a couple of our medibots.
Note* Please send the robotics staff my regards
Together with Narue we were able to get past her sentimonster vanguard and I was about to remove the Peacock Miraculous away from her when all of a sudden her entire sentimonster army collapsed. Sadly the reason why they all got disintegrated was because the person whose amok was destroyed also held the Black Cat Miraculous, which was where the amok was stored. A black haired neko entered the scene and using her powers of absolute destruction was able to force our hand into allowing the owner of the Peacock Miraculous to obtain the Earrings of the Ladybug and flee. At this point I had assumed we had lost but then the Chief reminded us that though the Society now held both the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculouses, they still needed to know how to conduct the spell in order to get the wish of the Miraculous.
Next up we headed to Brunei. It wasn't even 25 minutes when we caught ourselves a lucky break and got another Miraculous and a new kwami friend.
Mullo, the mouse kwami and the kwami of multiplication. With her power, she allows the wielder of the Mouse Miraculous to make copies of themselves. There is a tradeoff however, as the original's size and power is spread evenly through all the clones. Naturally Narue was the one to hold onto this Miraculous. We didn't stay much longer in Brunei and soon we found ourselves heading to our final location, the Phillipines
Other than the Chief, the only other one who knows about the kwamis and the Miraculous is Kanda and his fiance, Medea the Witch, also known as the Witch of Treachery. It was her help that I was finally able to go nearly toe-toe with Le Peon's sentimonsters, whom we discovered was also Miawa Totsetemo, the leader of the Advance Sciences Society. Mustering all we could, tried to stop them from completing the ritual but they somehow succeeded. Mia wanted to revive the Director, Hatsune Miku.
The wish of the Miraculous calls for an equivalent exchange. Now you tell me. If you wanted to bring a dead person back to life, what do you think would be an equivalent substitute? Someone else dying, that's right and yet when Hatsune Miku was brought back to life via the wish of the Miraculouses, no one died. That part confused me as it did everyone else. With Mia's help Hatsune Miku was able to grow larger than the planet before revealing she only wanted to rule alone. With this revelation Mia effectively shut-down and we had figure out a way to see if we reverse the effects of the wish. Then, to save us, Narue made a promise to Mia that she would attempt to parley with Miku in order to allow her, that is Mia and Erika to reach the height of her ascension as well. Hatsune Miku however only wanted to rule alone.
We couldn't reverse the effects of the wish of the Miraculous with Miawa Totsetemo's cooperation, and that wasn't something we could force. While we grateful for her help, she's still a wanted criminal. Of course she and Erika managed to escape by that of another Miraculous they held, that of the Horse Miraculous.
Kaalki, the Horse kwami and the kwami of teleportation. With her power she allows the wielder of the Horse Miraculous to teleport anywhere. According to Narue, while she was borrowing this Miraculous she claims that extent to where you can teleport to is limited to a real place that you can visualize, meaning that when Erika managed to nab it back, wherever she and Mia teleported to, it has to exist in our universe. I suppose that means they could be hiding somewhere in space and seeing that they are adult Miraculous holders they could survive indefinitely… well until they started to get hungry again. I don't know. Can Miracuolous holders also detransform if they get too hungry? Whatever the case may be I'm just glad we're finally back. Course there's no doubt the people here are in shock, but we'll make do. We've did it before and we'll do it again and now I have another task that I will complete. One that is very personal to me. If you've been this far, I bet you know what I'm talking about.
Chijinda You-
Class Highschool Detective
Hp: 5,000
PP: 500
Spirit: 420
Atk: 300
Def: 245
Agi: 300
Specialties? Psychic (mostly ESP)
Narue Oriku-
Class Detective's Assistant (giantess)
Hp: 4,800
AP: 510
Spirit: 400
Atk: 200
Def: 240
Agi: 420
Specialties? As a giantess all of Narue's stats are multiplied by 3,000 against normal sized opponents with a human fortitude (in other words, without specialized equipment and or genetics, the average human will go splat when stepped on) and by 300 against man-made infrastructures.
/Author's Note/
In the original English translation of Syukusho Gakuen, some of Narue's skills (namely I.V. Supply) include a description that describes the skill as being psychic and in the sequel her clone is able to revive Chijinda. Thus she may have some psychic power as well, though it appears to be limited to only healing. For the sake of this fanfic however and for balancing purposes, Narue is not psychic nor does she have any special powers beyond being a 73.04 meter tall giantess who is not hampered by the square cube's law. She still retains the expected human nutritional needs at her size however.