BGM: The Grand Finale
The squadron of goblins charged. Kaiju Plastra ran towards them and jumped. About 150 pink akumas flew out. A couple of flying drones nearby started firing at the pink akumas. While most of the pink akumas dodged the ongoing attack, a few were slain.
If only Mia was here. Well, if only we had the Ladybug Miraculous. That way we could actually do something about that pink akuma swarm, Yeou Lujeu thought to himself. Sigh, I guess I should've realized not to expect too much from her.
A whole platoon of nagas and naginias raised their spears and shot beams of light towards the encroaching giantess
43 dmg
94 dmg
15 dmg
21 dmg
Miss
Miss
108 dmg
Miss
210 dmg !
The damage was absolutely pitiful. There would be no point in healing this, Chijinda thought to himself as he began reviewing over the details of their battle plan.
20 minutes earlier..
"Narue! Wait."
"Why should I, Chijnda?"
"I know you want to finish this as much as I do, but I can't help but get the impression Udaspes is not being honest."
"You think he'll just try to run away like he always does?"
Chijinda nodded.
"Then we need to make sure that even if he does, we'll be able to track him. Trixx! If Chijinda cancels out your superpower, will the timer reset?"
That's a brilliant ideal, Narue. If we do that, I can hold onto my transformation as long as possible, thought Chijinda.
"If you do that, I'd still get tired." Trixx explained.
"Oh. So it can be done."
"Yes, but there's a limit."
"Well I can always eat a snack." Chijinda suggested.
"That can only works so far."
Hmm. This is tough. What to do what to do..
"How many times do you suppose I could rapidly cancel out your superpower before you run out of fuel?" Chijinda asked.
"I'd say about 57 times."
"And if I were to eat a snack?"
"For every 2000 calories consumed, I'll be able to hold for about 12 more times. At most I could allow you to hold your transformation up to 105 times."
I see, I see. Yes. That might work.
"It's a good thing none of those calories will going to you, Chijinda." Narue stated.
"Indeed. We wouldn't want you to become morbidly obese." Trixx teased.
I smiled, then frowned. As much as I enjoyed our little bout, we had a job to do.
"You guys don't have to transform right now you know? I could always use my powers to mask your presence."
"Yeah, but apparently your powers over illusions don't work on the undead." Chijnda reminded him.
"Oh. You're right."
"Well I can always protect you. That way neither of you becomes infected." Wayzz said proudly.
"Doubt it. There's like huge swarms of them and you're only 10 cm." Chijinda stated matter of factly. "Why don't you leave this to us?"
The two kwamis looked at each other before turning to their respective Miraculous holders and then nodding.
"Trixx, Let's Pounce!"
"Wayzz, Shell On!"
Now fully transformed, the 2 superheroes ran off into the distance, it would be a battle they wouldn't forget.
Back to the Present..
The man drummed his fingers against the wooden office table. He gazed longingly outside.
"Such a beautiful day, isn't it, Nooroo?"
The little kwami looked like he wanted to throw up.
"I've already told you. You want me to stop, then you should take matters into your own hands. Of course that would mean you would have to face off against me."
The little kwami remained silent.
"C'mon Nooroo? What's to it? Your fellow kwamis are doing it. Why not you?"
Still the little kwami remained silent.
"You know. Like I said. I won't always be here, or rather what would you do if I was no longer the holder of your Miraculous?"
Silence.
"You know what they say, better the devil you know then the devil you don't."
…
At this point Nooroo turned around. Seeing this, the man placed a mint cookie on the table.
"I don't want that!" Nooroo spat.
"Suit yourself."
Seeing the calmness in the holder of his Miraculous's eyes, Nooroo immediately felt a surging pain. He'd lashed out. This wasn't like him. What had happened?
"I'm sorry I lashed out. I shouldn't of."
"Oh, on the contrary. You were magnificent."
"You- you think so?"
The man just smiled. Nooroo sighed.
"I don't get it. Why are you doing all of this?"
"Why? Heheh. Nooroo. Allow me to explain something about myself to assure your faith hasn't been misguided. I don't lie."
Yeah, but you have a way of twisting words, Nooroo noted. The little kwami looked devastated. Was this it? Was he bound to forever serve villains for the rest of eternity? It certainly didn't feel right- no! He mustn't think like that! There has to be hope! There has to be a way to-
Nooroo's eyes widened as he felt his little kwami heart skipped a beat. His friends! Wayzz and Trixx! He could feel them. They were near. And if they're near, that means the holders of their Miraculous can come and rescue him and-
Nooo! Wha- why am I thinking this? I can't be- No. This isn't-
"You know, Nooroo. You've become more talkative then when I first met you. I'd say you're regaining your lost confidence, wouldn't you agree?"
If the little kwami heard the man's words, he made no sign of it for right now he was focused on another issue.
Stay here and be complicit in helping his schemes. Leave and risk having the people incur the wrath of his holder's friends. Join Wayzz and Trixx in helping their holders defeat his and go against the Kwami order. I- no matter how I slice it I just can't win! No! It wasn't supposed to be like this! I- is there any hope left? No. I've gotta believe. There has to be.. but it's all so- Aauggh!
"Oh, lookie here. Looks like we've got a couple of guests out in the horizon Nooroo."
Nooroo was breathing heavily and rapidly. It was a good thing as a kwami he didn't need to breathe.
"Well I'm not going to force you to do anything, buuut- I, I mean we have company and I want to be ready to meet them."
Help them defeat my holder- th- treachery. Refuse to engage- I- uh, accomplice by in- help him defea- no. That's not it. There's gotta be- Aaugh! What is there to- No! I've gotta start over. Let's see, I could… I could…
"If you're having a hard time deciding Nooroo, then why not place your trust in me? How about it? It's not like they need to know. Just work with me and everything will work out fine. You'll be greatly rewarded if you do so. Well? How about it? Do we have a deal?"
Nooroo just nods.
Smiling his cruel smile, the man stood up as he stroked his Miraculous.
"Nooroo, Dark Wings Rise!"
Somewhere around 13 km away:
Narue and Chijinda were rushing steadily along. While most of the akumatizies were relatively speaking weak, a few did managed to score some hits that dealt a considerable amount of damage. Not wanting to waste much energy or for his wife to die out due to scratch damage, Chijinda opened a bag of dried shiitake mushrooms and threw it down Narue's gullet. Chijinda watched as Narue's wounds started closing up and then from there began to mend.
24 minutes later…
Wow. We've really lost our momentum, haven't we. We just need to travel 7 more km to reach him, but at the rate we're going, I don't know if we'll make it.
"Remember Yeou Lujeu. We mustn't ever give up hope!"
I smiled. She was right. I mustn't let this onslaught of akumatized victims slow me down. Up ahead I can see a bright future. There's still hope left and we will retake this world.
More friendly drones have shown up. A man calls out from below.
"You guys go on ahead! We'll hold them here."
"Really? But how?"
"Don't ask, just go- Go!"
I'm not sure how he plans on holding the swarm of akumas off, and I really hope he doesn't hold it against us.
"C'mon guys! We've got to help Yeou Lujeu and Kaiju Plastra. They've saved us so many times. Now it's our turn to return the favor."
A-amazing. A tear of joy streamed down my face. I looked up to my wife's. She looked calm, as if in peace. Heh. It all worked out in the end, did it? After spending so long being ridiculed, now she can be accepted, and I wouldn't want to disappoint.
16 minutes later..
I see it! There! In that tower. Udaspes. Your time has finally come!
Er, wait a minute.
Hold on.
That's not right.
The closer we got to the tower, the more I realized something just wasn't right. It was tall and very big, and yet we didn't see it until now? Then this could only be the work of an-
Narue nods. Right. An akuma. Should we go after the akuma or Udaspes?
Hmm. What to do, what to do.
"Heh. It's not I have never done buildering before." Narue says while puffing out her chest."
Right. If we defeat Udaspes and take his Miraculous, then we can simultaneously defeat all his akumas at once.
Narue leapt up at the tower grabbing a hold of its sturdy walls with her tight grip. As she landed, she pushed off the side of the wall, catapulting her high in the sky causing her entire body to go above the clouds.
Now Loading…
The Great Akuma Tower
BGM: The Great Akuma Tower
Thunder cackled as the sky grew darker. This was to be expected, they were after all heading higher into the atmosphere. One after another, Narue placed her hands. Grabbing a hold of the edge she pulled herself over onto a platform.
What the? Is this some kind of platformer?
As Narue stared up ahead, she could see there was a staircase for someone her size. She looks above. The walls smooth out to much for her to be able to climb this way, but if she goes up those stairs, turns around and jumps, she might be able climb on that ledge there.
Kaiju Plastra walks up the steps, turns around and jumps.
Huh. There's a couple of gaps. I should be able to hop across them, but I'll need to get my timing right.
Jump, jump, walk a little, hop, wait a moment, leap!
Great. More climbing.
The 73.04 meter giantess scaled higher and higher. Around her, the sky had almost become pitch black.
More gaps, looks like I'll have to run and hop for some of them.
Higher and did the giantess climb. When she got to the 3rd landing she could see the only way she was getting across is if she ran along the walls. Climbing onto the fourth, Narue could see a moving platform.
What is this? Mario? Narue thought to herself.
On the 5th landing Narue noticed the floor was slippery as ice. Also there were gaps which could be crossed by hopping over them.
A swarm of akumatized victims approached them on the 6th.
"Hypnosis."
Chijinda simply stared emitting strong delta waves and forcing the majority of the akumatized swarm in front of them to fall asleep.
The 8th landing is up ahead and the only way to get there is by jumping across these moving platforms.
As Narue hopped onto the 8th landing, she suddenly felt the need to roll forward. Just in time too, for as soon as she rolled, a streak of pink lighting struck the ground behind her.. Looking ahead, she could see more gaps. Another pink lighting bolt crashes down in front of her.
So.. I have to avoid these lighting bolts, do I?
The 10th landing was like a combination between the 3rd and 5th. Very slippery, yet the only way you're getting acrossed is by running along the walls. Thankfully there were no lighting bolts falling from the sky.
Getting to the 12th landing required Narue to once again run across the icy wall while timing it just right so that she lands on the moving platform.
There! I can see it. I just need to transverse these moving icy platforms while dodging those deadly pink lighting bolts. Shouldn't be anything I can't handle.
Sliding across the floor, jumping and dodging pink lightning bolts, Narue platformed her way to the 13th landing where their destination laid. Hopping across the moving iced platforms, Kaiju Plastra finally made it. In front of our heroes stood a long fuchsia carpet hallway and as they ran across, they could see on either side of them complete darkness. Then they came to a clearing. Huh. How nice of him to leave a shiny floating crystal for us, Chijinda thought.
Would you like to Save? Chijinda nods as he and Narue feels themselves being fully revitalized and transported.
Chijinda You-
Class Highschool Detective
Hp: 15,000
PP: 874
Spirit: 510
Atk: 412
Def: 300
Agi: 419
Specialties? Psychic (mostly ESP)
Narue Oriku-
Class Detective's Assistant (giantess)
Hp: 13,708
AP: 701
Spirit: 500
Atk: 300
Def: 502
Agi: 455
It's silent. Eerily silent.
A large round room with about 13 pillars surrounding the edges. All around us there is complete darkness with the occasional streak of fuchsia lighting here and there. I'm not sure how we got here, but I'm guessing that save crystal must've teleported us here.
"Keep an eye, Kaiju Plastra. He could be here anywhere."
"That or he set us up. You know what to do, right Yeou Lujeu?"
"Right."
A familiar voice cries out.
"That won't be necessary, young fox."
Walking out in front of them was a man with long flowing pink hair, an eye visor, burgundy pants, a dark purple vest with a black utility belt and an uzi at his side. Huh. He must've thrown away his staff.
Placing his index finger in front of his lips, the man swayed his finger.
"Tsk-tsk. See this uzi here? This is my Miraculous weapon."
Oh wow. So you get an uzi while we only get a flute and giant turtle sized shield.
"No need to get tense. Like I said. I have no intentions of running away this time. Now how about we parry?"
"Yeah right! Get real."
Yeou Lujeu hops out from his wife's hand and makes a dash towards the villainous Miraculous holder. The man simply shimmers before reappearing in between the two.
"Please. There's something I wish to discuss with you two. Perhaps we can come to an agreement?"
Kaiju Plastra begins reaching for the villainous Miraculous holder
-!
I- I can't move! Why?!
"Oh that? You're under the effect of the Counsellor."
Yeou Lujeu grits his teeth.
"Udaspes!"
I try closing the distance but find myself unable to move.
"Oh? So you don't want to listen, is that it? Heheh. I expected as much."
Why? Why can't I move?
"See, I knew you two wouldn't want to listen, that's why I got a third party here. You see, there's this therapist who would really like people to sit down and listen, perhaps we can come to understand each other. I of course obligated her desires."
Bullshit! All you did was-
"Since I have already offered to explain myself to you two, that means you must sit down and listen to what I have to say if you ever wish to move again. Or maybe you'll be lucky and she'll dissipate her power I gave her. Hmm? What about it?"
I spat. This guy was talking nonsense. No way I'd ever-
"What is it?" Kaiju Plastra said angrily. "It had better be good or I'm going to-"
"So you're willing to listen?"
Kaiju Plastra just snarls.
"Ahahahaha, very well. I shall. Now, let me explain about myself."
Damn you Udaspes! You're such a coward! Wait. I can use my hypnosis and- Aaugh! This magic's really messing with my focus. Grr. Looks like we have no choice but to play along for now.
Seeing that he had their full attention, Udaspes Folus smiled, crossed his fingers together pressing them down as he began to divulge his story.
"It doesn't matter much now, but I suppose I should start where it all began. I was a despised child of 3. My parents hated me, my teachers and classmates despised me. I remembered their taunts, and I recalled how they would refuse to listen to both sides of the story before making a conclusion. My mother would beat me with duct tape, belts, put bars of soap in my mouth. I was falsely accused and set up by a couple of my classmates and church going peers. Those twins. Ah, it brings back fine memories seeing their face slide right into the pavement, eeheehehehe. And let's not forget those disgusting teachers I had. My first grade teacher smacked my left hand with a meter stick! And you know what I did? I retaliated in return, fought for my own survival, wrestled that meter stick from out of her hand and dug my nails straight into her pathetic flesh! Ahahaha! It felt great! Oh? You don't think those sacks of trash called my parents tried to stop me? Didn't think they attempted to use the rod? Such utter fools. I don't know how many times, but apparently their brains were too slow. Everytime they struck at me, I would return in kind, and don't get me even started on if they'd ever decide to tie me up or send me to a boarding school. You really think those imbeciles there would stand a chance? Let me spell it out for you very clearly. Not once did I ever run away from my spankings. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth and who cares if the world goes blind. Why am I telling you all of this? Oh lookie here. Looks like the statute of limitations has passed, how nice. Not that it matters, hehehe. And you'd think that would be that. Instead that bitch attempted to force these narcotics down my throat. As if that'd force me to comply. Ohohohoho! Why this brings back memories. It was nice hearing that they died a pitiful death! And as for you two- I've heard so much about you, I know so much. Two fascinating heroes who faced the world against all odds. I thought to myself, if they can do it, why not I? And yet, when I tried to ask for your assistance you just turned me away. Well what about now? Heheheh. I'm sure we can become great friends."
Internally I'm screaming. I make a fist. I don't care what this loon has to say. Life's tough. Deal with it.
Snap!
Someone snapped their fingers and I suddenly found myself able to move again. As I begin to run towards this foul man I hear someone stumble nearby. A young lady in her thirties falls over, dead.
"Such a shame. She tried to use the powers I gave her against me. How sad. See, that's just one of my passive abilities. Any power I grant cannot be used against me without suffering the repercussions."
"Oh. So that's why Kanon died when she turned against you."
"Yes sir Fox. You're quite perceptive. Now allow me to free the both of you. Your kwamis could use a bit more company, don't you think?"
"Ha! You wish."
I begin running towards him.
Udaspes raises his hand
A huge streak of pink lightning flies from his fingertips
13,000 dmg
"Aaaugh!"
Her motherly instincts kicking in, Narue attempts to reach for me.
The pink lighting arcs over
3,000 dmg
Yeou Lueju is unable to move!
Kaiju Plastra is unable to move!
"Heehehee. You look so desperate. Why don't I help you along then? Everyone's watching so I might as well help free you from your shackles."
"You'll do no such thing."
"Who goes there?!"
A man in a blue tuxedo steps out from the side.
Chief? But how?!
"I have my ways of getting around. Look. I know what it is that you truly want, and now I know the reasoning for your operandus."
"Oh? Do tell."
"You truly do have an immense power. With that magical gem of yours you can empower anyone feeling a significant amount of intense emotions and none of those you empower can use the powers you grant them against you. You're definitely a competent mage of sorts, size altering technology doesn't work on you, which therefore means you're stuck at a certain size- and yet despite all of this there is but one thing you can't do."
"And what's that?"
"Kill."
What? What is he talking-
"I had an analyst look into the death trends related to your pink akumas and here's something I found. Remember that day when you saw Kanon die from attempting to use his powers against him?"
I nodded weakly.
"After she died, you reported that this man here snapped his fingers, which then caused her corpse to explode. Guess how many people died as the result of that?"
…
You're kidding me.
"Hmph. So what if you figured that out? Not as if it's going to do you any matter of good!"
"Oh, but it will!"
The Chief breaks something. I can feel energy surging into me as all my wounds are fully healed, my overdrive meter filled to the brim and every negative status ailment replaced with its equivalent positive status buff. Likewise I can see the same has happened to Narue.
"There. I've done all I've could. We're counting on you. Do not let his dreams come to reality. Life is precious and he must be stopped!"
With a flick of his wrist a strong pink gale blasts the Chief away.
…
Turning around to face him, we each take a step together.
"So you create akumas in order to carry out your wishes."
1 step.
"In order to get what you want, you feed into people's emotions."
Another step.
"Well no more. Not another soul will die because of you.
Closer and closer did we closed in.
"Sure. You're not the one doing the killing, but that doesn't matter."
Pink lighting cracked the sky illuminated the battlefield well enough for us to see the floor had an engraving on it. It was large outline of a butterfly etched in pink as well. The sound of rain pouring could be heard as well.
So everyone's watching us, is that it? Well we better not disappoint them. This time.. this is finally the time!
Chijinda leapt forward pulling out his heavenly sword, Narue took on a tai-chi stance.
Everything was just right. All that was left was to finish him off. Together they charged towards the enemy as one, as husband and wife and in unison they cried out,
"You're going down, Udaspes Folus!"
"Eheheheh, perfect. Just perfect."
Udaspes steps to the side dodging Chijinda's attack
"Now for some music!"
Udaspes snaps his fingers
Boss: Udaspes Folus
BGM: Ηθικός διεστραμμένος
Yeou Lujeu swings at Udaspes
Udaspes Folus counters with a hook kick
13 dmg
Yeou Lujeu is stunned!
Status: Stun+++
Kaiju Plastra throws a punch
Udaspes Folus teleports
Udaspes Folus is levitating
Udaspes Folus swings his arms up in an arc
4 orbs of intense heat and 4 orbs of intense cold are thrown into the battlefield
The orbs are invisible.
Kaiju Plastra senses something coming
Kaiju Plastra throws her turtle shell shield over Yeou Lujeu
Udaspes Folus fires his uzi at Kaiju Plastra
1 dmg
2 dmg
3 dmg
4 dmg
5 dmg
6 dmg
7 dmg
8 dmg
9 dmg
10 dmg
11 dmg
12 dmg
13 dmg
Yeou Lujeu is still stunned
Status: Stun++
"Such an intense battle, would you not agree? How about we bring in some company? C'mon. Who wants to join?"
An old granny, 2 buff men, a female clerk and a group of triplets suddenly manifest
The old granny is foaming!
The 2 buff men are cracking their knuckles.
The female clerk is stomping her feet
The triplets are seething!
Udaspes Folus smiles
7 pink akumas are headed towards the battlefield!
"Get a grip everybody! Don't give in to the-"
The old granny has been akumatized!
The 2 buff men have been akumatized!
The female clerk has been akumatized!
The triplets have been akumatized!
The ogre swings her spikey club at Udaspes Folus
3008 dmg
The ogre drops her spikey club
403 dmg
The ogre growls and throws a punch at Udaspes Folus
500 dmg
The ogre tries biting Udaspes Folus
308 dmg
The ogre tries kicking Udaspes Folus
417 dmg
…
The fuck?! So what the Chief said was true?! She- she's going to kill herself if she keeps attacking him like that!
Indeed, if it wasn't clear before, it was now. Of course, it wasn't as though the others knew.
Cyclops 1 starts clobbering Udaspes Folus
244 dmg
317 dmg
402 dmg
301 dmg
Cyclops 1 is badly bruised
Gorgon 1 uses stone gaze on Udaspes Folus
Gorgon 1 has turned to stone
Gorgon 2 uses stone gaze on Udaspes Folus
Gorgon 2 has turned to stone
Gorgon 3 uses stone gaze on Udaspes Folus
Gorgon 3 has turned to stone
Yeou Lujeu is still stunned
Status: Stun+
A very tall boi walks towards Yeou Lujeu
Kaiju Plastra stomps the very tall boi
1000 dmg
A very tall boi has been crushed to death
A pink akuma flies off
The ogre is charging..
The ogre swings!
5449 dmg!
The ogre has died
"Ahahahaha! Look at this! Isn't this beautiful?"
Yeou Lujeu is no longer stunned
"Hypnosis."
You are a proud warrior and there's a farmer who needs your assistance. Help free him from his delusions.
One of the skills Chijinda had picked up was telepathy. While he still couldn't exactly read minds, he had honed his hypnotic powers to the point where he could send suggestions. Of course not everyone would fall for his suggestions.
You don't really want to do this. Stay still and hand over that brooch of yours. It is driving you mad.
Cyclops 2 nods. Yes, as a proud warrior it was his duty to help the weak
"Don't worry, brotha! I'll save you!"
Cyclops 2 slams his head against Udaspes Folus
5445 dmg!
Cyclops 2 has died
Udaspes Folus is smiling cruelly
Pink lighting flies from Udaspes Folus's fingertips
10,000 dmg
Shit! That hurts like hell!
The pink lighting arcs over and hits Kaiju Plastra
2,500 dmg
"You know? You could make this easier on yourself if you just hand over my dues. Well?"
Bite me! Silent Move
Yeou Lujeu focuses on healing himself and Kaiju Plastra
Hi-Healing!
Yeou Lujue has recovered 500 Hp
Kaiju Plastra has recovered 500 Hp
Have a pleasant sleep!
"Hmph. What was I expecting? Perhaps you need a bit of motivation."
Pink lighting flies from Udaspes Folus's fingertips
9,704 dmg
No! You leave her alone!
The pink lighting arcs over and hits Yeou Lujeu
3,000 dmg
"Mwahahaha! No need to worry. It's like your Chief says. You're not going to die, oh but I am so going to enjoy this, heehehehehe. Now why don't you cool down for a bit?"
Swirls of cold spiral out from Udaspes Folus's palms
Yeou Lujeu is shivering
Yeou Lujeu coughs
"Oh? You're cold? Here's something to warm you up!"
"Aaugh!"
Kaiju Plastra is on fire.
"Eheheheheh. How beautiful. What an elegant look. I say it suits the both of you well."
Psychokinesis
Udaspes Folus begins walking forwards.
"Whelp. No point in delaying the inevitable."
Udaspes Folus smirks.
So. You think you can get me with tha-
"Hustle!"
Kaiju Plastra has recovered 5,000 Hp
Kaiju Plastra's attack and defense power has drastically increased!
Kaiju Plastra's attack and defense has been [temporarily] increased by 50%
The effects of the Turtle Miraculous has doubled her defensive power!
Yeou Lujeu has recovered 3,000 Hp
Yeou Lujeu's attack and defense power has drastically increased!
Yeou Lujeu's attack and defense has been [temporarily] increased by 50%
"Mirage!"
Udaspes Folus rolls his eyes. Just what is that miserable little fox hoping to achieve? The powers of illusion won't-
"Rengeki-san!"
Oh this? He's using his limit break? How trite.
Teleport
Teleport
Miss
Teleport
Miss
Miss
Evade
Teleport
"Hmph. You can try all you like but you're never going to be able to land a single hit on me."
"We don't need to!" Kaiju Plastra yells as she throws a fist at Udaspes Folus
Udaspes Folus simply teleports
"It's about time we- what the?!"
This was not what he had expected. What was Wayzz doing out here? Why would she relinquish her power now?
"Shelter!"
The little turtle kwami called upon his superpower
In a sudden blink, Chijinda appeared in front of Udaspes Folus, his right hand clenched in a fist. The light green light from Wayzz using his superpower must've distracted him from seeing Chijinda sneak up in front him.
Chijinda punches Udaspes Folus
1 dmg
…
…
"Wait."
Silence
"H-how is that fair? How come I only dealt 1 measly point of-"
Udaspes Folus has been vanquished!
BGM: Victory Theme
Chijinda has gained 13,000 exp!
Narue has gained 13,000 exp!
"Uh… not that I'm complaining, but did he seriously go down in only one hit?"
Kaiju Plastra lets out a weak laugh. It was finally over. As to cement this point, Chijinda's phone began to ring.
"Nice work you two. You've done Japan and the rest of the world proud. Now let's take him in for questioning. I'm certain he has a lot to answer for."
Right. Now, to take-
Eh?
"Is something the matter?"
Chijinda turns to point at the very spot he had punched Udaspes Folus. There, instead of a man lying flat from defeat was just a puddle of something that look very silvery, a bit amoebic.
"Um.. I think I might've accidentally killed him. Or it?"
"Kill? What are you-"
"It was an accident, I swear! I just didn't expect him to go down in one hit. Or whatever that thing was."
Seeing the silver amoeba had caused Chijinda's pressure to rise. What had they been fighting against just now? Was it the real Udaspes or could it be that-
The Chief sighed.
"It's okay, you two. That man was really doing a number on us. I don't think people would blame you. You both did what you had to and apparently it must've resulted in him dying. "
I smiled and so did my wife. Together the world would be at peace, at least a bit longer than before. Ah, the joyous melody I see, my country tis I believe!
As they had fought against the villainous Miraculous holder earlier, Chijinda used his Miraculous's powers of illusion to not only hide his whereabouts, but to also mask the fact of his wife's detransformation. With Narue detransformed, Wayzz was free to use his superpower and by utilizing the sudden flash of light created from calling upon his superpower, Chijinda was able to close the distance on Udaspes and punch him before he could react or get out of the way in time.
"It's over my love."
"Yeah."
Narue smiled and it was just the most perfect smile.
There's been a lot that has happened. It's been almost a year and a half since we first discovered our new friends, maybe a bit more. I'm sure it goes without saying, but being with them has really helped us go farther than we'd ever imagine. Narue, despite being a giantess had a major case of low self-esteem. Now she can walk proudly. Sure, she fell from grace and so did I. But now that that threat is gone, we can focus on what's important right now.
"It's beautiful." Narue said as she saw the dark skies part away shining a beam of light on the battlefield.
"Yes, and this music I hear is wonderful. Much better than that awful noise."
"Heh. No point in dwelling on lowlives. Come! The Chief and everyone must be waiting for us!"
She's right. The world has focused in on us, and we have prevail
Through the fiercest of the storms we have overcome. Against all tribulations we have conquered and their arrows of pettiness no longer sting as they use to. Just remember. When all is lost, when it seems like you can't go on, don't give up hope! I know it sounds cliche but you've gotta-
A streak of pink lighting strikes Chijinda in the chest
3,000 dmg
"Aaaugggh!"
Narue looks with horror as she sees her husband stumbled backwards.
No! That attack- it- it can't be!
Narue quickly grabs her husband and does a forward roll nearly dodging the stream of pink lighting parading down the skies. She then spins around.
"You bastard! H-how are you still alive?!"
Udaspes Folus smiles
"Why that's something I'd like to figure out myself as well. It looks like I really can't die. Hahahaha! I'm immortal!"
Narue grits her teeth.
"Huh. I see. I get it now."
"K-kaiju P- plastra-"
"Quiet. You need to rest. Let me handle this monster."
"N-no. We've got to stick together. Try showing him your panties."
Narue just shook her head.
"That won't work my love."
?
"You're asexual, aren't you."
Udaspes Folus just nods.
"Thought so."
That was a cheap trick, but you won't get us a second time. Now! If only I could-
Udaspes Folus begins levitating
"Gyahahaheehehe! Did you really think you'd defeat me like that? Don't you know how it is with final bosses?"
Wait. What did he just-
"Your reign has gone on long enough. Soon will come my hour, ohohoho."
The sky grows ominously pink.
"The light shines onto thee, a glorious future awaits. Mwahahaha! This isn't some fairy tale where the heroes win."
I spat.
"That's what you think."
Udaspes Folus starts laughing sinisterly as a huge funnel cloud of pink akumas starts gathering above.
"Don't be mistaken. Oh you got me good. Not that it matters though. Soon the whole world will know what a pathetic excuse the two of you are."
"Get real. The only one going down is you!"
"You tell him, Lujeu."
"I can't wait to see you try. How many more lives are you going to cut down, huh? Didn't it feel nice ruling over them?"
Narue begins to seethe but before she can answer, Chijinda does it for her.
"Now I understand."
Udaspes Folus looks confused.
"Understand what?"
"Everything. You're not a human. You're a goddammned monster!"
"Humph! How rude! I'm very much as human as you are- or rather I should say was as a few minutes ago."
Narue slammed her foot.
"He's right. Y-you. You're not a human, not any longer."
Nodding I turned to face the monster taking a form of a human in front of us.
"Look. It doesn't matter that you were treated as trash and I can't say I understand your backstory. But none of that matters, no. Not after what you did to her, to us. I don't what caused you to throw away your humanity and frankly I don't care. You mess with my family and you'll live to regret it."
Narue places Chijnda on her shoulders.
"You- you're a demon!"
"Mweheheh ahahaha gyahaha heeheheoho Mwahahaha! Oh that's rich! So you've finally noticed what I have become! How wonderful! And what gave it away? The fact I'm not dead or maybe- just maybe it has something to do with my Miraculous alias I've chosen for myself? After all, Udaspes Folus does translate to the Grass Demon you know? A type of butterfly? Well this Christian demon born of human origins isn't going to go down without a fight, hahaa! Say your prayers! Time to send the both of you off first! This is it! This is finally it! I'll dash your delusions aside and shatter your sad dreams. Take and bask in your utter demise!"
Final Boss: Udaspes Folus; The Demon Butterfly Miraculous Holder
BGM: Peritune Demise
Narue uses a red feather
Narue has been fully healed
Chijinda has been fully healed
Chijinda throws up a macron for Narue to eat
Narue eats the macron
Chijinda takes out another macron
Chijinda eats the macron
Udaspes Folus hugs himself and spins rapidly
Udaspes Folus 1 appears
Udaspes Folus 2 appears
Udaspes Folus 3 appears
Udaspes Folus 4 appears
Udaspes Folus 5 appears
Udaspes Folus 6 appears
Udaspes Folus 7 appears
Udaspes Folus 8 appears
"Heheh. Which one, which one? Better pick wisely."
Great. There's 8 of him
The 8 Udaspes Folus's from a large circle
Beams of pink light links between each of them
That doesn't look too good. Best to dodge it then
Psychokinesis
Yeou Lujeu uses psychokinesis on himself
The 8 Udaspes Folus's levitate rapidly towards Yeou Lujeu
Yeou Lujeu barely dodges the attack!
The 8 Udaspes Folus's levitate rapidly towards Yeou Lujeu
Yeou Lujeu barely dodges the attack!
Kaiju Plastra tries to grab the 8 Udaspes Folus's
3,0001 dmg
Kaiju Plastra winces from the pain
So.. gathering that he's trying to ram into me, I'm guessing certain moves prevent him from teleporting afterwards. In that case, either they are all real or only one of them is.
Silent Move has run out
"Psycho-Barrier!"
I quickly bolstered both mine and my wife's physical defense by an additional 25%
Kaiju Plastra jumps high into the air
"Hypnosis!"
Immune
-tch. Figures
Kaiju Plastra ground pounds on top of the 8 Udaspes Folus's
Udaspes Folus 5 slides out of the way in time
The other 7 Udaspes Folus's disappeared like vapor as soon as Narue had landed on them. Illusions. All illusions. So then, why does-
"Aaaugh!"
Status: Locked in Place
I got this.
"Curing!"
No effect
What?! What gives? Gah! Must be-
Chijinda's eyes widened as he saw the demonic Miraculous holder point his fingers at his wife
"Apophis!"
Kaiju Plastra is being shielded by large asteroids
The asteroids negate Udaspes Folus's pink lighting strike!
Udaspes Folus flickers
Great! Time to play guess which one's the real one out of the fakes. Might as well hit them all just to be sure!
Udaspes Folus 1 teleports to the left of Yeou Lujeu
Udaspes Folus 1 releases 4 fireballs the size of an average house!
Yeou Lujeu barely dodges in time!
Udaspes Folus 2 teleports to the right of Yeou Lujeu
Udaspes Folus 2 releases 4 iceballs the size of an average house!
Yeou Lujeu barely dodges in time!
Grr-
"ESP-Unlimited!"
Holding himself out in a T-pose like manner, the young detective gathered all his mental faculties into one and released the full power of his mind. A huge beam of psychic energy flashed along the battlefield.
Udaspes Folus 1 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 2 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 4 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 5 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 6 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 7 fades away like a whisper in the wind
"Aaaugh!"
Status: Locked in Place
Udaspes Folus points his uzi at Yeou Lujeu and begins firing
Kaiju Plastra is no longer bounded!
Kaiju Plastra grabs Yeou Lujeu
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Kaiju Plastra is currently at 10,447 Hp
Udaspes Folus teleports
At this point Kaiju Plastra is breathing heavily. She has no ideal where this villain has teleported to, but she knows she must be on her guard. She's really starting to work up a sweat, in fact she's drenched!
6 Udasps Folus's suddenly appear around Kaiju Plastra
Udaspes Folus 1 kicks Kaiju Plastra
3 dmg
Udaspes Folus 2 dropkicks Kaiju Plastra
9 dmg
Udaspes Folus 3 uses a hurricane kick on Kaiju Plastra
1 dmg
1 dmg
1 dmg
1 dmg
1 dmg
1 dmg
1 dmg
Kaiju Plastra is stunned!
Udaspes Folus 4 fires his uzi at Kaiju Plastra
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-tch! Is it just me or are those bullets starting to hurt a little more each time they hit? Thought Narue as she tried to will her muscles to move.
Udaspes Folus 5 uses a hook kick on Kaiju Plastra
13 dmg
Kaiju Plastra is no longer stunned
The 6 Udaspes Folus's grinned as they all simultaneously charge at the 73.04 meter tall giantess
Kaiju Plastra jumps into her shell and starts spinning
Udaspes Folus 1 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 2 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 3 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 4 manages to teleport away in time
Udaspes Folus 5 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 6 fades away like a whisper in the wind
"Aaaugh!"
Status: Locked in Place
I- I can't move! This strategy.. If we keep doing this-
When Udaspes Folus inevitably reappeared, he once again appeared with a group of himself, this time only 5 showed up.
Huh. Either he's able to copy himself or maybe.. just maybe..
Yeou Lujeu is no longer bounded!
Yeou Lujeu runs towards Udaspes Folus 4
Udaspes Folus 4 teleports away
He's gotten somewhat slower. I wonder what it means?
Udaspes 3 teleports closer to Udaspes Folus 2
Udaspes Folus 1 teleports closer to Udaspes Folus 4
Say. Is it just me or is he not focused on us right now? It kinda looks like-
The 5 Udaspes Folus's link hands and 3 more appear
Oh shit! I know that attack!
Spinning around in a hypersonic speed, the 8 Udaspes Folus's spiraled quickly towards the young Fox Miraculous holder.
It's- it's a good thing he doesn't seem to be able to teleport while using this move. Uh, give me a break here already! Hopefully these paper talismans can protect me. Here goes.
Yeou Lujeu uses a fu talisman paper on himself
"Telekinesis!"
Yeou Lujeu throws up a frag grenade and telekinetically directs it to blast into the direction of the 8 Udaspes Folus's
Udaspes Folus 1 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 2 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Udaspes Folus 3 fades away like a whisper in the wind
The paper talisman has burnt up!
Yes! So it does work! Okay, now to prevent him from doing that again.
Yeou Lueje slams another one of the fu talisman papers on the nearest Udaspes Folus
"Take this! Since you're a demon, you ought be weak to holy attacks, I take it?"
Udaspes Folus 4 fades away like a whisper in the wind
The paper talisman has burnt up!
"What?!"
"Mwahahaha! You must've forgotten I'm also a Christian- which means your Holy attacks have no use on me! Suffer!"
Udaspes Folus electrocutes Chiijnda with another pink lighting strike
13,000 dmg
The pink lighting arcs over and hit Kaiju Plastra
2,186 dmg
Udaspes Folus 3 is hit in the back of his head by one of Yeou Lujeu's lone frag grenade particles
Udaspes Folus 3 fades away like a whisper in the wind
"Hmph! Well you're both persistent, I'll give you that."
Kaiju Plastra is no longer bounded!
Kaiju Plastra jumps in the direction of the remaining 4 Udaspes Folus's
The 4 Udaspes Folus's all leap backwards
As the 4 Udaspes Folus's landed, they all took a crossed armed stance and whispers of pink started emulating off them. Within moments, a huge pink gale storm had enveloped the entire battlefield.
"Y-Yeou Lu-Lujeu!"
"Y-Yes, Kai-ju Plastra?"
"I- I can't reach him. These gale winds are too strong. Plus they're all too far apart."
"Just as well. This wind is just too strong!"
This was problematic. Without a way to bypass the 4 Udaspes Folus's wind barrier, they'd have no way of defeating the villainous Miraculous holder. Still, if there was one silver lining, it was that it appeared this move prevented that psycho from teleporting, or at least that's what Narue was hoping for. The 4 Udaspes Folus's began giggling.
"Ehehehehe! How pitiful. If you take another step closer, these winds will tear you apart. Of course, since I can't actually kill you, you'll be left alive screaming internally in your severed flesh! Gahaha! C'mon. What's to it? Hand over your Miraculouses and I'll make this simple."
That doesn't sound like a bad ideal.
"Oh, right. You have the power of Illusions. Speaking of which, isn't there something you haven't been telling your precious fans?"
"That's none of your concern!" Yelled an enraged Kaiju Plastra
"Oh hoho, but I bet they would like to know, wouldn't you sya? Ahahahaha!"
Damnit! Looks like he saw right through that one. As long as we don't do anything, we're basically in a stalemate.
"Yeou Lujeu!"
"Yes, Kaiju Plastra?"
"Do you trust me?"
I nodded.
"Good."
My wife suddenly snatched me in her hand. I could feel her charging with all her might.
2001 dmg
3002 dmg
Shit! She's only at 2,797 Hp. She doesn't mean to-
Kaiju Plastra throws her husband at one of the 4 Udaspes Folus using her full might.
"Psychokinesis!"
Using my psychic powers to further propel myself further, I brought out the Heavenly sword and swung
Udaspes Folus 1 fades away like a whisper in the wind
"Aaugh!"
Status: Locked in Place
The effects of Narue's Hustle has worn off.
Yeou Lujue's defense and attack power are reverting back to normal
Kaiju Plastra's defense and attack power are reverting back to normal
"Hustle!"
Kaiju Plastra has recovered 5,000 Hp
Kaiju Plastra's attack and defense power has drastically increased!
Kaiju Plastra's attack and defense has been [temporarily] increased by 50%
The effects of the Turtle Miraculous has doubled her defensive power!
Yeou Lujeu has recovered 3,000 Hp
Yeou Lujeu's attack and defense power has drastically increased!
Yeou Lujeu's attack and defense has been [temporarily] increased by 50%
The pink gale storm has dissipated
Udaspes Folus 1, 2 & 3 all start zipping through the battlefield at escape velocity speeds
Udaspes Folus 1 rams into Yeou Lujeu
"Aaaauuugh!"
Yeou Lujeu's Hp has been reduced to 1
Status: Leaking PP
Lost 30 PP
Udaspes Folus 2 zips towards Kaiju Plastra
Lucky!
Kaiju Plastra manages to step out of the way in time
Kaiju Plastra uses a red feather
Kaiju Plastra has been fully healed
Yeou Lujeu has been fully healed
Yeou Lujeu is no longer leaking PP
Udaspes Folus 3 rams into Kaiju Plastra
"Aaaauuugh!"
Kaiju Plastra's Hp has been reduced to 1
There is a streak of pink light
Kaiju Plastra instinctively swats at the the pink light
Udaspes Folus 2 fades away like whisper in the wind
"Aaugh!"
Status: Locked in Place
Yeou Lujeu is no longer bounded!
Seeing his wife's Hp being reduced down to 1, Chijinda knew he had to act fast.
Let's see. If these sanctifying talisman can protect me from being locked into place every time I hit that bastard, then they should also be able to cure her of her locked in place status ailment.
Yeou Lujeu uses a sanctification talisman paper on Kaiju Plastra
Kaiju Plastra is no longer bounded!
Great! Now we just ne-
Udaspes Folus 2 rams into Yeou Lujeu
"Aaaauuugh!"
Yeou Lujeu's Hp has been reduced to 1
Status: Leaking PP
Lost 30 PP
Narue's eyes widened. She knew he wouldn't die, that they wouldn't die but still. At the rate they were going, it would only be a matter of time before they ran out of energy, before they lost.
"Yeou Lujeu! How many of those sanctification papers do you have left?"
I fingered 30. My wife nodded.
"Create a barrier using all of them, c'mon, hurry!"
I did exactly as she said.
"Psychokinesis!"
Using the power of my mind, I scattered the remaining sanctification talisman papers in a field surrounding the two of us. Just as I had planned and expected, these talisman papers were buying us some time. Some, but not a lot.
"Here's what I've been thinking. All those Udaspes Folus's we've been hitting that instantly turns into mist? I think they're all fake, meaning only one of those 3 Udaspes Folus's has to be the real deal. Thoughts?"
"Funny you should say that, Kaiju Plastra. I very much agree."
"Still, we can't just pick willy nilly."
"Yeah, if we pick wrong we'll be locked in place."
"And judging by how fast he's burning through our sanctification barrier, I'd say we only have 15 seconds tops."
It is here within the moment of desperation where our cognition facilities go into hyper-drive, the moment where we try to conceptualize a way out of a life or death situation, except that we won't really die, no. Not from him but this sensation that if we lose, it will be very, very bad. Now let's figure out who's the real Udaspes Folus…
That's it!
Gripping my Heavenly sword as tightly as I could, I dashed forwards towards Udaspes Folus 3. Considering that everytime we hit a fake, he changes his tactics and add on to that the fact that apparently these sanctification talismans appear to constitute as a hit, that can only mean whoever is dodging these slips of paper has to be the real deal.
"Nice going with all these fakes, you friendless freak!"
I held my Heavenly sword up high
"You may be immortal but all the same, I hope they save a briny pit for you in hell!"
I brought my Heavenly sword down
Udaspes Folus 1 fades away like a whisper in the wind
Oh shit! I just hit the-
"Aaugh!"
Status: Locked in place
Kaiju Plastra claps with all of her might
1 dmg
As soon as Narue had hit the correct Udaspes Folus, the other 2 dissipated as usual however this time she wasn't afflicted with the locked in place status ailment. I felt proud of my girl, I wanted to congratulate her, but atlas. I still can't move.
Narue's face made it very clear of her current mood. Breathing slowly, she picked up her husband.
"You've done enough harm to me and my loved ones and now it's time you paid."
Kaiju Plastra then drew my body near one of the remaining Sanctification talisman papers.
Yeou Lujeu is no longer bounded!
Now only 30 strips of these papers remained.
"If you will kindly do the honors."
Yes, I shall. Taking the whole of the remaining 30 Sanctification talisman papers, I slammed them all on the bulk of that silver amoeba.
"This is the power of humanity that you've so despised. Let it tear apart your unclean spirit as you fade away! Not that you'll ever understand the joys of friendship."
"You tell him, Yeou Lujeu."
This was finally it. It's been very tough, much much tougher than even our battles against the Advance Sciences Societies. I just hope it was all worth it in the end.
Angelic music starting playing and a light shone on the two of us.
"Oh. My shell is rumbling. Better check the message."
Kaiju Plastra placed her hands inside her shell as she fingered around. A few moments later a projection showed up. She smiled as did I.
Was it worth it? Yes it was.
"Whoo-hoo!"
"Yeah! You go, girl."
"Way to show him"
"Ugly bastard."
"Kaiju! Kaiju! Kaiju!"
"Lujeu! Lujeu! Lujeu!"
Heh. I don't know if I'll ever get used to them praising our names. It's such a nice change of fresh air for once. I turned to look at my wife and I could see it in her eyes we had the same ideal.
"We've proven ourselves, haven't we?"
Yes my love, and with these strong principles we can lead our next generation into a promising future to come. At this point I felt my cellphone vibrate.
"Congratulations you two. I knew you could do it."
"No problem."
"It's amazing what standing firm in hope can do."
"You can say that again. Say. How did you get up here in the first place?"
"Oh that was a favor I got from Medea. I had to run a couple of errands for that witch and so i was compensated with this enchanted dart that allows me to teleport to any location on a map that I throw at it."
"Oooh. Sounds neat."
"Yeah, but it's only a one time deal."
"Oh. So you won't be able to teleport."
"Nope, and crafting these darts takes a lot of materials and time, so it's inconceivable I'll be teleporting anytime soon."
"That's a shame."
"It's alright. What matters most is that you two have done it."
Kaiju Plastra beamed.
"Oh right. I almost forgot to ask you, did they see-"
"Yes they did. But I hardly doubt anyone would blame you for vaporizing that bastard."
As if to drive home the Chief's points, I could hear their praises.
"Yeah. It wouldn't make sense for them to want to lock us up."
"That and if they tried, we could easily muster up an army of competent lawyers."
Yes. It's a miracle. It truly is a miracle.
"By the way."
"Hm?"
"Where is he?"
"Oh. He's ri-"
Before the words could leave my mouth I could feel four large talons piercing my chest. The pain was unbearable. I looked weakly up to see a large minotaur like beast jump high up and slop my wife's arm off.
"Aaaaaaaug-aaaaah!"
N-Narue! I coughed up a bit of blood. Whatever creature that was holding me then decided to slam me head first into the ground before forcibly lifting my head up. With its weight pinning my body, all I could do was watch as some midget like jester with one eye way too small and another way too big joyously bounced its way towards me.
"Wha-what are those creatures?"
"Oh those are my friends. What. You didn't truly expect I had no pals, did you?"
Goddamnit! He's still not down.
Udaspes Folus chucked evilly. Despite having been completely annihilated, vaporized and disintegrated into oblivion with enough sanctification talisman papers to destroy any demon's physical form and severely injure it in the spiritual realm, at least according to Medea, here he stood, reverted back from his amoeba form to his humanoid visage.
"Ohohohoho! What did you expect? You think I'd go down that easily after only 2 hits? I'm quite skilled at playing dead. Did you already forget I'm immortal?"
"You!"
"Heh, and now, with both of your Miraculous I shall rise triumphant! Say hello to your fans, Chijinda and Narue sama!"
That monstrous jester placed his grubby little hands on my neck and lanked my Miraculous off. I could feel the detransformation as that little imp did so. It then made a high pitched snicker as it scurried over to the villainous Miraculous holder, placing the Fox Miraculous in his hands before jumping off.
"Hmph."
Udaspes Folus turned to look at the giantess who was sprawled out bleeding profusely.
"That's a fine look, wouldn't you agree, Narue. You sure you're going to make it?"
"Sh-shut up!"
"Haha! That's the spirit. You've gotta prevail, else who knows what your precious loved one will do."
Hearing his provocation, I struggled even harder to get up.
"Oh, but maybe I should change it up a bit. Hey Georgie! You hungry?'
Salvia dripped and landed on my hair. So I'm guessing this creature's name is Georgie.
"No! No! Noo! Don't you- if you fucking-"
"My my. Such is the loyalty amongst fans."
"What do you mean, you freak?! There's no way they'd-"
Narue's eyes sunk as she saw the demean of the public change drastically on her holograph. Before they had been singing her praises and now?
"Hey. Isn't she the same giantess who got married almost a month ago?"
"Yeah. You're right."
"Then that could only mean they've been playing us for fools."
"Fucking monsters the lot of them!"
"Go to hell, you bitch!"
"Pack up and leave you whiny too good for shoes detective!"
Udaspes Folus chuckled.
"My, so much for the adoring public."
"Hmph. It's not matter." I said.
"How so?"
"Because we're still going to kick your ass even if the world views us as monsters. At least we'll be eliminating an even bigger one."
"Well first off, my size is set, so I can't exactly grow or shrink and secondly, how are you going to do that when my friend here has you pinned down and your wife no longer has the strength to move, huh? Oh, and you must've forgotten I've already taken a hold of your Miraculous and pretty soon I'll have possession of your wife's as well."
And just as the psychotic Miraculous holder finished speaking, a bihorned girl with hooven goat legs jumped at the giant bracelet. A brilliant light enveloped the Miraculous and as soon as it dissipated, the Miraculous had shrunk to that of a size suitable for someone of human size. This female fiend then picked up the Turtle Miraculous and handed it over to Udaspes Folus who grinned manically.
"Excellent, excellent this is all playing out so well. You'll have to tell your friends about this banquet I have prepared."
The female demonic fiend nodded, taking in the thanks before disappearing in a flash of smoke.
"Ha! What kind of disgusting friends of these are yours? Not that it matters. There's no way Trixx or Wayzz would ever listen to you!" I shouted
"Oh? How about we find out? Let's go ask them."
Udaspes Folus then placed the Fox Miraculous on his neck and the Turtle Miraculous on his right arm. As per usual, everytime you equip a Miraculous, this spawns the kwami (except in cases where the kwami has been rendered incapitated or is out of commission)
Wayzz and Trixx floated up as they typically did when Narue and Chijinda donned their Miraculous.
"Chijinda, Narue." Began the Fox Kwami Trixx.
"Yes Trixx?"
"We've been through quite a lot and I really want to thank you for all the fond memories we've created together."
I smiled. Even in the worst of-
"That we're going to destroy!"
Say what?!
At this point both kwamis opened their eyes. They were pink
"N-no way…"
Udaspes Folus started laughing.
"Ahahahahahaha! So, as you can see, it looks like your kwamis have rejected you and have thrown their lot in with me. How sad. Better luck next time."
"Wayzz! Trixx! Snap out of it!" Narue pleaded but to no avail.
This- this isn't right. The kwamis are supposed to be fundamentally good magical creatures, are they not? So then, why does it seem like these 2 are agreeing to help with this monster's evil plans? And come to think of it, why did their eyes turned pink? They've never had those eyes before. Wait. Could it be? Maybe- no. That couldn't be it. Even for the kwamis themselves, they have to audibly say the activation phase to use their superpowers. That's right. This is all for real.
"Haha! Oh my, what a splendid moment. This fills me with so much joy. Oh how very peachy! I could- I could just sing!"
Oh no. Don't you fucking-
Pink lighting cracked the sky as Udaspes Folus spun and hugged himself before breaking out in song
"I have won! The dead shall rise! Your Miraculous are finally mine! You've fought so hard, yet you fail to see… though you do not want to believe… this is your reality… You're all going to die! (stops singing) Gyahahaha heheheheheheehe ahahahah Mwahahhahaaha!"
Scores of pink akumas started raining upon on the populace far down below. Saying those magical words, the supervillain Udaspes Folus clasps his hands together.
"Nooroo, Trixx, Wayzz. Unify!"
It was a day like any other. People were rioting, the police were abusing their power and a young girl of roughly 4 years of age was crying for her mommy. A pair of young boys about the age of 6 had picked her up by her legs and were using the crown of her head as a sort of hammer. The little girl's dog growled and as it lunged at the two bullies, a pink akuma entered its collar. The 2 bullies screamed as they saw the little Tsar Pomenalian quickly grow into a 7 meter tall dire wolf. The dire wolf started chewing on their bones like they were a sort of prime t-bone steak. As for the little girl, she too became akumatized, followed shortly by the two bullies, her mom, her dad…
"You need to learn how to respect my gender pronouns!" The transgendered man yelled, swinging his fists. Another pink akuma flew in and landed on the transgendered man's lipstick. The transformation was instant, as was the transformation of those he had been heckling throughout the day.
"Damn racists. No respect for us black folks."
Oh lookie here. Another akumatization is headed your way. The pink akuma enters the black American's red collar.
"I say we bust up the cops!"
"Yeah! It will be so much easier now that we have these superpowers!"
This black American along with his entourage of similarly powered up thugs then went and stormed off to the local police department, a cloud of pink akumas trailing shortly behind.
"No! Stop! Please, don't- aaaugh!"
The 14 year old girl screamed as she felt the akumatized cop shove his fingers through the back of her spine. Her eyes widened, her pupils dilated as the whites become more pronounced. There, dripping on the pavement was a mouthwatering palette of various forms of deep red. Why, you could make a portrait out of this, wouldn't you agree? And as the teenager struggled fruitlessly, her entrails started seeping out. Oh and this akumatized cop had his buddy, a doctor who was also akumatized
"Hoho, no way I'm letting you die that easily. My superpowers will keep you alive and conscious. Do be sure to cry for him, will you?"
Tears swelled up in the teenager's eyes as she felt the akumatized cop played around with the insides of her body. The pain was, as you might expect, unimaginable.
There's so much you can do with human kidneys, liver and intestines. You can try squeezing these little kidneys. Here. See how she screams? Isn't that nice? Oh they are so many fine delicacies you can make with liver, you should go and check out a recipe cookbook. As for her intestines… don't you want to see how far they can stretch out? Yes. Take that scalpel and slit it through. Ooh, that's a fine hue of red. Excellent. Excellent, you really are quite the artisan
The akumatized cop smiled as he pinched the teenage girls' sphincter and then slowly began to pull out her intestines starting from her nethers. The girl then kicked the akumatized cop in the groin.
"Ow!"
"Little bitch! How dare you- oh shit! Oh shit oh shit oh shit!"
A pink akuma was looming dangerously near.
Such was life shortly after the supervillain Udaspes Folus had obtained both the Fox and Turtle Miraculous. Chijinda and Narue had lost, they had failed miserably, and as for myself, I gazed upon the blazing sunset. Throughout the land and all over the world, people were becoming akumatized rapidly. No where was safe anymore, all their suppressed desires were coming to light and since the world is pretty much filled with assholes, you can see how this turned out.
And as for me? Well I proceeded to spend the rest of my time here teleporting to and fro. For what purpose you might ask? Simple. Sight seeing.
Finally! After all this time my greatest wish has become a reality. I'll be sure to savor this utter annihilation.
The world quickly ended. There was nothing left that could be done. Miawa had died in battle against one of the several who had been akumatized. Heartbroken, Erika hung herself. Chijinda and Narue were all burnt at the stake along with the rest of the agency. And me? Ahahahahahaha! I've finally gotten what I've wanted. Death to all.
This world is but a distant memory now, it's fine. I enjoyed it. Perhaps there will come a time where my influence can spread once again. I feel this great motivation, perhaps I should write about it?
Hmm. Yes. That will work nicely. These pathetic heroes believed they could stop me, but they couldn't. You know.. it sort of feels like I've become a villain sue of sorts. How wonderful, fiction is a nice place to indulge in a little bit of wish fulfillment. Ah, but enough prattling. It's time we settled this.
Perhaps another version of me in another universe will live to tell this tale. I don't know when or where that will be, but I can only hope they are as successful as me.
Now what should we call this tale?
…
I got it!
Let's call our adventures, 'The Miracles of Syukusho Gakuen'.
Mwehehahahahahehaheha!
This is where it all ends!
- - - - Season 3 - - - End
GAME OVER