Steven Universe laid on the ground, broken and battered. Star Butterfly had been too strong for him to handle and he had paid the price.

The field around them was on fire due to their intense battle and Star seemed pleased with herself at the destruction that she caused. Her smirk grew even wider as she glanced down at the defeated Steven.

"Alright, you win. Please, just leave me alone" said Steven

Star just began shaking her head before saying "oh no that's not gonna be good enough anymore. I'm gonna need something more from you."

Steven asked "Wait, what do you me-" but before he could finish his sentence, the princess from another dimension had already torn Steven's clothes off of his body. This left the gem/human hybrid completely naked on the grass.

Star began eying Steven's chubby yet toned body and grinned. She liked what she was seeing and couldn't wait to have her way with him.

"Yeah, that'll do" said Star to herself

Before Steven could object to this, Star had already torn her clothes off and mounted Steven. Steven attempted to struggle but it was no use, her determination was too much for him to handle.

As Star forced his cock inside of her, Steven tried not to get an erection, but Star wouldn't be having it at all.

"Presidential election, full erection!" declared Star as Steven's cock suddenly became more erect than it had ever been before.

Star began forcefully thrusting against Steven's cock now and Steven was unable to do anything about it.

Star was so hot and bothered by now at Steven's pathetic attempts to fight back that she began drooling now. Drops of saliva dripped on Steven's stomach as he tried to escape once again with no effect.

Steven began to come close to orgasming inside the other-dimensional princess and all he could think of was "please let something save me"

As Star could feel Steven begin to cum inside of her, the famous television host, Guy Fieri, appeared behind her.

"Howdy folks and welcome to this week's episode of Diner's, Drive-Ins, and Dives!" said Guy enthusiastically to you, the person reading this right now.

Star didn't seem to notice the television host. All that she cared about was having Steven inside of her.

Guy continued his announcement with "on this week's episode, we eat Star Butterfly!"

Star heard her name and quit raping Steven immediately.

"Wait, what?" asked Star

Before Star could whip out her wand to defend herself, Guy had already summoned two slices of bread out of thin air, (along with some ham, lettuce, and tomato) and smashed Star in the middle of it all!

"Please don't do this" asked Star squeamishly

Guy shook his head and said "sorry Star, but the gods of food have spoken."

And with that, Guy then took a huge bite out of his princess sandwich, and chewed with the utmost satisfaction.

"Awesome sauce" said Guy before popping the rest of the sandwich into his mouth, swallowing, and then burping with satisfaction that could be heard around the galaxy.

Guy then looked over at the naked and afraid Steven and began to wave around his arms around in order to channel the magic of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives before firing an orange beam at Steven.

Suddenly, the gem/human hybrid was healed and his clothes were back on.

"Thank you Guy Fieri," said Steven

"No problem dude" said Guy

"What do we do now?" asked Steven

"Now we ride" said Guy confidently

Guy then transformed into a giant hamburger, which Steven then hopped on top of. The song, Survival of the Sickest by Saliva began to play as the two of them then flew into space and had awesome adventures across the cosmos.

One of the greatest friendships of all time had just been formed.