Hey guys, it's me, FoinkBuster here. I'm using voice dictation tonight, and I'm gonna be bringing you another story. And this one is called Impromptu... Jazz... Improvised Jazz. Remember to use teeth paste.
Naruto jumped in bed.
He thought that he was dead.
But his hands were glued to his bed.
He thought to himself "Has my goldfish been fed?"
The majority of bad odor that comes from your mouth is actually originating from your tongue. I didn't know this but apparently your tongue is like... A sponge.
Isn't that gross?
Naruto shaved his head bald. In the morning he got up and he went to the tattoo parlor. He went to the biggest, toughest, meanest, greenest guy and he said "Sir. I demand a tattoo."
The man dropped his tools. He turned around looking at him intently. He had sunglasses on that were so radiant and beautiful that Naruto was starstruck and was suddenly covered in another pair of his clothes.
"So it's a tattoo you want huh?" Said the man.
Naruto then said "I'm the one negotiating here, and I request a tattoo of... The Panama Canal. But I want it to be in Helvetica."
The large handsome man thought for a moment. He went into the back room. Naruto could hear him shuffling through boxes and probably stuff. When he came back he was holding a plaquer that had a plastic fish on it. He said to Naruto "You see this? This is a family heirloom that has been in my family for thousands of minutes."
Naruto looked at it in sheer awe. He couldn't believe he had never seen something so perplexing, an amazing technology, an amazing specimen. He saw himself in the fish on the plaque. The large bearded handsome man with the glasses on who was at the tattoo parlor because he probably works there, pulled the plaque back when Naruto rose his hand to touch it.
He said "No, no, no. You won't be able to touch this until after the tattoo has been given to you."
Naruto looked at him intently, with pure desire and lust in his eyes. Naruto said "Fine. Then let's get this over with."
The tattoo man tall handsome man with shadow with glasses that handsome pulled up a chair and gestured Naruto to sit in the chair.
He got his tools ready, Naruto looked at all the tools and noticed that they were all dentist tools. Naruto was about to open his mouth and ask question, but the man beard stopped him mid sentence before he started speaking.
"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. This isn't Walmart."
Naruto gave out a relieved sigh. He thought to himself "Thank god this isn't Walmart."
And like that the tattoo was done.
The man beard dude said "Well, how does it look?"
Naruto took a good look in the mirror.
*VERY LOUD BEEP IN REAL LIFE*He said to himself "My phone battery is dying. I guess that's the end of the story. Well shit."
8/20/21