Motohama: Okay. (rubs eyes) Ready?
Matsuda: (rubs eyes) Give me a second! (blinks) Ready.
Motohama: Stare!
(silence for a few seconds, then, Matsuda starts making faces, arm-farting and dancing)
Matsuda: Ooh, I think you gonna blink.
Motohama: Yeah, right.
Matsuda: Ha! (longer silence. Matsuda starts sweating, then, he pulls out a laser pointer) Pschoooo!
Motohama: Hey, no laser pointers! That's not regulation!
Matsuda: Street rules, man.
(Ron observes the action from the window)
Ron: What are you doing? I asked you to wash the truck 20 minutes ago! I can't trust you guys to do anything!
Motohama: Uh, we were just taking a break.
(M&R go back to washing the truck.)
Ron: Ugh. (walks off, but then, decides to turn around to see if M&R are still working. They're back to their staring contest. Ron holds in his rage and when he is about to say something.) I-
Infomercial VO: Bosses! Are you sick of slackers?
Ron: Yeah.
(the TV is on a commercial)
Infomercial VO: Is this a familiar sight?
(The TV shows two cafe workers asleep.)
Infomercial VO: Well, turn this... (slackers are now working hard, with many cameras surrounding them) ...to this! Peeps! Get your workers to work harder!
Manager: Thanks, Peeps.
Infomercial VO: Now with 4 different levels! (the captions "Mooch Master", "Slack Pack" and "Bum Blitz" appear as the levels are said) Level 1, Level 2, Level 3, and for the ultimate in worker productivity... (cut to another caption. The words appear as said:) Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity, with a Peeps lifetime guarantee! Act now and get the Peeps lens cleaning kit, free! Call now! Cleaning can be extremely flammable. Offer not valid or void. Peeps may be illegal in your country or province. Requires sign...
(clock transition to another M&R staring contest, some time later)
Ron: Hey, you two.
(M&R turn their heads to see Ron, with the new Peeps kit)
Motohama: Oh, uh, hey Ron. We were just getting back to work.
Ron: It's okay, Motohama. I trust you.
Motohama: Really?
Ron: Of course I do, because now I have this. (assembles the Mooch Master) Say hello to Peeps. It's a surveillance system. Now I'll be able to see what you're up to all the time, 24/7, 365. Isn't that great? (throws rag to Motohama and hands bucket to Matsuda) Well, I'll let you guys finish your work. And remember, I'm watching you. (whistles)
Matsuda: Dude, I don't think Ron trusts us at all.
Motohama: Of course he doesn't. He just put a camera in front of us.
Matsuda: What's the big deal, anyway? I mean, we were working. We're gonna get it done.
Motohama: Come on. We'll show him. We'll get this done in no time.
(M&R get to washing the car. Five minutes later, M&R are working at a much slower pace. The Mooch Master camera lens zooms in)
Matsuda: Dude, forget this. Let's just finish our staring contest.
Motohama: We can't. Ron's watching us.
(zoom into the lens. M&R are seen washing the car from the computer. Ron and Naofumi come into the room)
Ron: You gotta check this out, Naofumi. Those slackers are finally working. Yep, Peeps is working like a charm.
Naofumi: Why is there a jet outside?
Ron: Huh? (A crude drawing of M&R washing the car and a jet saying "You guys are doing great" is shown.) What? (cut to outside. Ron sees the paper covering the lens and rips it off) RAUGGH!
(M&M notice)
Motohama: Oh! Ron, uh-
Ron: Get back to work! Now! (M&R quickly get back to washing the car. Ron goes over to call Peeps) I'm gonna take those slackers to level 2.
Phone operator: You have reached Peeps. Please hold.
(clock transition to the entrance school. M&R are now wearing the Slack Pack. Motohama's camera gets caught, but he moves it in to proceed with Matsuda)
Motohama: This, Sucks.
Matsuda: I know! Mine's really chaffing me.
Motohama: Well, at least we're on break. We can finish our staring contest.
Matsuda: Yeah, it's on.
(they start, but the Slack Pack camera blocks Motohama's view)
Motohama: Ugh, this is lame.
Issei: Yo guys. What's with the cameras?
Motohama: These? Um, we're making an Indie documentary.
Issei: Whoa, that's cool.
Motohama: Yeah, it's pretty obscure art house stuff.
Matsuda: It's so Indie, only one dude's gonna see it.
Issei: What's it called?
Ron: (over microphone) It's called "Slackers 2: The Return of Motohama and Matsuda To Their Jobs". Break's over!
Motohama: Uh, I guess we can't peep today.
Ron: (over microphone) NOW GO!
(clock transition back to the house. Ron observes R&R washing the dishes before Rushi comes in)
Pop s: Ooh! What a fancy new fangled giga! How does it work?
Ron: Rushi, come here and I'll show you. It's called Peeps. This window here, is hooked up to a camera on Matsuda, and this one, is hooked up to Motohama. It's foolproof. They'll never slack off again.
Rushi: Hmm? Oh, I meant that. (plays with computer mouse)
Ron: Wow, I can't believe they've been working for 3 hours.
Rushi: 3 hours? They deserve an award!
Ron: Good idea. Time to bust out the Employee Incentives. I hope these babies are still good. (pulls out coupon)
Rushi: Ooh! Luigi's One Free Personal Pizza with purchase of equal or greater pizza!
Ron: Let's go!
(cut to kitchen)
Rushi: Motohama and Matsuda, we've got coupons!
Ron: What the? (dishes are still dirty. pan over to a TV showing a split-screen of dishwashing, with the Slack Packs pointed at two different sides. Ron ejects the tape from the TV) World Dishwashing Championship 1982?!
(M&M are heard upstairs)
Matsuda: You blinked!
Motohama: You wish.
Ron: That's it. I gotta make a phone call.
(Begin a montage of the Bum Blitz cameras. Motohama is asleep, and wakes up to a camera. Motohama screams, then, we see that the whole bedroom has cameras all over it. Motohama removes his sheets to reveal that there are even cameras under his sheet)
Motohama: Matsuda!
Matsuda: (bonks head against camera) Oww! (from lens) What the?
(Ron watches from all the cameras in his office. He's somehow grown a five o'clock shadow)
Ron: Ha!
(M&R are at the window. We pan to see that there are cameras all throughout the park)
Motohama: Crap.
(M&R eat breakfast under the watchful eyes of the cameras. Later, they are also seen driving the cart, also camera-equipped. Cameras are even seen in the bathroom, four of which are seen on a toilet)
Motohama: Dude, this has to stop.
(Ron's office, night. M&R sneak in. Ron is asleep at his desk.)
Motohama: Did you bring the hacking device? (Matsuda pulls out a canister filled with coffee from a sack. Motohama drinks some of it) Ahhhhhh...
(In one move, Motohama spills coffee onto the keyboard, shutting off all the cameras. Ron wakes up to see the mess)
Ron: Huh? What the? (M&R run out of the room. Ron sees the canister on the ground) AAAGGGHHH!
(pulls out the Peeps manual and flips through the pages, then, he grabs a phone and calls Peeps)
Phone operator: Peeps Surveillance Systems.
Ron: Yeah. Upgrade me to Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity! NOW!
Phone operator: I'm sorry, sir, but that requires a signature (Ron grimaces in frustration) on our lifetime contract.
(Puts down the phone and rips a few pages in manual then throwing it down and violently sliding it off the desk)
Ron: Alright! Whatever, just make it happen.
Phone operator: One moment, please.
(A contract comes through Ron's system. Ron grabs the contract and signs)
Ron: There.
Phone operator: Thank you for choosing Peeps Surveillance Systems. (contract disappears into thin air) Have a nice day.
(eyeballs appear on the screens. Ron turns to the fourth wall and laughs maniacally. In the morning, the Peeps truck backs up into the driveway just as Ron runs up laughing maniacally again to see the Jeepers Creepers X-Infinity. The back doors open, revealing a huge eye)
Ron: AAAH! What are you?
Peeps Eyeball: I'm Peeps.
(zooms into eye to start montage of Peeps spying on the park workers. R&R are first. They look behind them to see the Peeps Eyeball following them. Next up is Rushi, who is taking a shower. He opens the curtains to see the Peeps Eyeball, and then quickly backs away in fear. Third are Sora and Shiro. They are playing Super Smash Brothers before the Peeps Eyeball comes on screen to scare Sora & Shiro, prompting them to drop their controllers and do nothing on the couch. Fourth is Naofumi. He is shining his shield, before looking up, only to see the Peeps Eyeball looking upon him. Finally, Ron runs through a green void in fear as Peeps Eyeballs show up throughout his path. Then, all the park workers are seen running through the bottom lid of the Peeps Eyeball, as its pupil follows them. They then are seen on the golf cart. Ron hits the accelerator as the Peeps Eyeball disappears. They think they lost it, but all of a sudden, it comes right up again. As they exit the cart, the Peeps Eyeball teleports to the top of the house.)
Motohama: Ron! This has gone too far!
Naofumi: Yeah. I can't work.
Rushi: I haven't been able to sleep in a fortnight!
Sora & Shiro: We have been so stressed that we are losing our will to lift anything...
Ron: I know you guys. I'm gonna take care of this mess. Peeps. Hey, Peeps.
Peeps Eyeball: (teleports right to Ron) Yes?
Ron: Listen, Peeps. You're creeping everyone out. You've got to go.
Peeps Eyeball: I'm here to stay. If you've read the lifetime guarantee that you signed, I'm going to watch you 24/7, 365, until you die.
Ron: GRAAAH! (rips contract to pieces)
Peeps Eyeball: That's cool. I made copies.
Motohama: Peeps. We've got a proposition for you.
Peeps Eyeball: Oh yeah, what?
Motohama: A staring contest. (Naofumi, Shiro, Sora and Rushi doubt Motohama) If we win you have to leave the park.
Peeps Eyeball: What? Ha ha! Are you kidding me? You don't stand a chance.
Matsuda: You're the one that doesn't have a chance, you giant eye sack.
Peeps Eyeball: Fine. But if I win, I'm taking your eyes. All of your eyes. (pulls out spoon and needle on the gang)
Motohama: Accepted.
Ron: Wait, you guys can't even do the dishes. How can I trust you to win?
Motohama: It's true, Ron. You can't trust us to do the dishes or wash the truck.
Matsuda: And you really can't trust us not to fart in your coffee when you're not looking.
Ron: What?
Motohama: Nothing. But what you can trust us is at pointless skills during work time.
Ron: Wow. I really can't argue with that. I guess it's our only chance.
Peeps Eyeball: So, which one of you is it gonna be then?
Matsuda: Motohama, you should do it. You're a way better starer than me. Ice this fool!
Peeps Eyeball: Motohama, your eyeballs are mine.
(some time later, Motohama and Peeps prepare to start)
Naofumi: Ready, set, sssssss...stare!
(a mini-montage begins. The gang watches as Motohama and Peeps go into the evening without blinking. Their eyes are now red. The Peeps Eyeball squints)
Matsuda: Peeps is gonna blink! You got this, Motohama!
(a little eyeball comes out of Peeps' back and rubs his big eye. Everyone gasps and Ron nearly pukes but he puts his hands over his mouth to stop it.)
Matsuda: Hey, that's cheating!
Peeps Eyeball: I'm not blinking, am I?
Matsuda: Hmph.
Peeps Eyeball: (dozens of his eyes come out) Don't blink. Don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink. Don't blink! HA HA HA HA- (laughs, and then, all of a sudden Matsuda shoots one of his eyes with a laser pointer) Ow! Hey, that's cheating!
Matsuda: You cheated first. Now it's time to kiss your greasy eye sacks good night.
(Matsuda makes gunshot noises as he shoots the lasers at his eyes. It lasts for about 20 seconds before the little eyes are all burnt out)
Peeps Eyeball: My retinas... They burn...
Motohama: Hey, Peeps. Don't blink.
(Motohama stares hard at Peeps before he finally closes his eye. The gang cheers)
Peeps Eyeball: This isn't a regulation, you know...
Matsuda: Street rules, man.
(He shoots Peeps' big eye with the laser pointer, setting his eye on fire)
Peeps Eyeball: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
(Peeps jumps into the lake, letting out steam. Wipe transition to Peeps being saved by an ambulance as others watch)
Peeps Eyeball: All I see is darkness...
(The ambulance drives away. The park workers cheer)
Ron: Get out and stay out! And you two, I hope you learned something from all this.
Matsuda: Yeah, make sure we do our chores so you don't mark on us to a giant eyeball.
Sora & Shiro: We learned that Motohama can go for a really long time without blinking.
Motohama: Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore. (the others go "oooooh" in shock) Uh... does anybody have any eye drops?
(Matsuda gives him eye drops. Motohama lets a drop over his eye, but it evaporates before touching it and he still wouldn't blink)
Motohama: Take me to the hospital.