"Hunter... we have something to tell you." John and Randy sighed at the same time. "What?" Hunter asked. "You want to tell him?" John whispered. "(sigh) Hunter... we need you to help us." Hunter was confused, but then the thought of the script clicked in his head. "If it's about tonight, then... I have to tell you-" "WE WANT A CHANCE AT THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! We also want to be the first ever LGBTQ tag team. If you let us? Please?" What happened next no one expected. Hunter showed them a script. "Read it."
John and Randy are scheduled to interrupt a WWE Tag Team Championship Rematch tonight between The New Day and The Usos. They are to attack The Usos and then attack The Lucha Dragons. Then they are to deliver a promo.
John(shouting): I'm SICK of this division and it's laziness! It's time for a CHANGE!
Randy(shouting): We have watched in DISGUST at the champions.
John: Randy. There's something we need to talk about.
Randy: What?
John: I... I love you. I didn't want to hurt you anymore than I already have. These past weeks, I have been liking you as my on and off tag partner. You make me lose control every time we're around each other. I can't stop thinking about you. Let me prove it to you.
Before Randy can respond, John drops his mic and grabs Randy's mic. He lowers it down before slowing looking at Randy and kissing him. Randy's reaction is to slightly push John back before he pulls him back in.
Randy picks up his mic.
Randy: Meet me in the locker room, Superman.
Randy winks at John. Then, before exiting the ring, he blows a kiss to John and mouths, "Give this bad boy an AA."
"Holy shit! Hunter, tell us you're lying." John and Randy were speechless. Hunter just smiled. "Congratulations." And with that, Hunter left. "FINALLY! This is what we wanted." John smiled. Randy smiled back. "About time. C'mon, let's do this. Oh! And Hunter?" "Yeah?" John and Randy ran to Hunter and they both gave him a kiss on each cheek. "Thanks!" They left Hunter to watch them run to the gorilla. "Man, those two are like my kids! I love them, though..."
Later on, The WWE Tag Team Champions, The Usos, were scheduled to defend their tag team championships against The Lucha Dragons. At the end of the match, The Usos retained and them before they could celebrate, John and Randy rushed out from backstage and attacked. "I'm SICK of this division! The tag team division is lazy!" John shouted. "We're a dysfunctional team, but we both watched in DISGUST at these so-called champions. What kind of champions use "twin magic?" And I don't mean the Bellas. At least when they do it, it actually makes sense because they're identical." Randy shot. "Randy, we need to talk about something." "What is it?" "Remember when we were being accused of sleeping together?" "Yeah. Why do you bring that up?" "Well, the truth is... I love you." "What did you just say?" Randy went from 100 to 0 in a split-second. "I love you. Ever since Hunter put us together as a dysfunctional tag team, I feel like we're... more than just friends. I can't stop thinking about you, Randy. I know you think about me all the time, and if my mental state is OK, in front of 15,000 fans, the WWE Universe, I want to prove it to you." John put his mic and then asked Randy for his. Randy handed him and set it down next to him. He then pulled Randy close to him and slowly kissed him. Randy slightly pushed John enough to make him stop. Then, Randy skipped around John in a circle. Fuck... he's pulling an AJ Lee. Damn it! He knows I love when he does that... John thought. Randy stopped directly behind John, tapped him on his shoulder, and smiles. Then, pulling him by his shirt, Randy kissed John like his life depended on it. John and Randy finally let go. "John... my Superman, meet me in the locker room." Randy winked at John, blew a kiss, made a heart with his hands, and left the ring. John was speechless. Happy. Relieved. Most of all, he felt loved.