John has a new theme song... well, kind of. He was given AJ Lee's theme song. Per Vince McMahon. He thinks it will draw positive attention. What a narcissist. Anyway, on this week's edition of Raw, John has a match with Fandango. Fire and Desire, which is John and Randy, were given a spot in the #1 Contender's Gauntlet Match. Along with other tag teams.
The kicker is that it's the main event of Raw. That's not bothering John. While John skipped down to the ring, Randy watched backstage. "Randy." Randy jumped and back fisted the person behind him. "Damn man!" It was Roman Reigns. "Sorry Roman. Didn't know it was you." "It's good. Watching John again?" "Yeah. Since I'm in the tag tournament with him, I decided to let him go alone to his singles match." "OK. Good luck Man. Later." Roman smiled as he left Randy. "Damn it!" He screamed to himself. His stomach was growling loudly. "I'm hungry! Better go to catering. I can watch the match there."
In the ring, John sat on the ropes, just like AJ Lee. Waiting for his... good looking opponent. Soon, Fandango came out. Strutting seductively to the ring, alone, he glanced at John. As the bell rang, John went into a working hold. The Straight Jacket Chin Lock. "Damn John." Fandango smirked. John wasn't paying him attention. Fandango eventually fought back. Fighting out of the hold, Fandango elbowed John lightly in the stomach, but had to make it look hard. Thankfully, John is a Hollywood actor. He sold the move as if it was hard. "You are the sexiest man alive, John." "Thank you, but let's focus on the match." This led to a stalemate between the two. Backstage, as the match continued, Randy was watching how John handled the competition. "Hey Randy." "Oh hey Dean." "How's the match going?" "Just fine. We have a tag team gauntlet match later tonight." "Did Vince tell you that you're first?" Randy's head spun around as fast as he blinked. "What?" "Yeah, he said that Fire and Desire must start the gauntlet." DAMN IT VINCE! "Thanks Dean." "Hey, no problem. Catch you later." Dean left and Randy's attention was back on the match. As John held Fandango in the AA position, Fandango reversed the move, only to John doing something no one expected: he went into the Black Widow submission move. Fandango had no choice but to tap. The bell rang. "Here is your winner, John Cena!" Randy came out to the ring to congratulate John, but as he did, John wasn't done yet. He gave Randy the smile. The twisted smile. Randy knew what he meant, so he pulled Fandango up to a standing position. John ran toward the announcers side of the ropes while Randy ran the other way. John pushed his knee into the face of the dancer while Randy did a sliding foot sweep, thus solidifying their heel turn. They called their move "The Last Run."