4 MONTHS LATER: SUNDAY, AUGUST 26, 2012

Today was the day. It couldn't get any better than this. John was finally getting married to Randy. He had been waiting so long and he knew Randy felt the exact same.

"Knock-knock, Jonathan." John turned around to see his good friend, Dwayne Johnson, better known as The Rock. "I wanted to just say that I'm very happy for you today. It's you and Randy's special day. Don't let anyone ruin this for you."

Then, John's dad came. "Hey. There's my son."

"D-Dad? Is it really you?" Truth is, John hadn't seen his dad since he came out as bisexual. And this was 5 years ago!

"In. The. Flesh. I could never miss your big day. Your mother, unfortunately, couldn't make it, so I had to come."

"It's good to see you."

Dwayne excused himself. He went to go find Randy.

In Randy's room , he was grinning from ear to ear. He was marrying the man of his dreams. His mood quickly changed due to one problem.

"Randal?"

"Hey, Dwayne." Randy didn't look so good. He was sweating, and hyperventilating.

"What's wrong?"

I can't go through with this. "I don't think I'm ready."

"What? You can't say that!"

"I know. I'm just not ready."

"Look, I know your last marriage with Dave went to hell very quickly, but that's not going to happen now. You love John, and he damn sure loves you. You two jabronis are perfect together. Not to mention, you make him so happy. So, please. Whatever anxiety you have about this, kick that sum bitch to the curb!" Dwayne laughed at his last sentence.

"You're right. This is the next chapter in my life, and John is going to be a part of it."

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate these souls as they unite in holy matrimony." The priest started. "Jonathan and Randal, I understand you each wrote your own vows."

John went first. "Randal Keith Orton, you and I started our 12 year long journey together in Ohio Valley Wrestling. We were both very different stars back then, but I knew we were destined for greatness. When we started dating, I was nervous. I didn't know how long it would last, but it lasted so long, it's gotten us where we are today. No matter what, you've stayed by my side through it all. I know I tell you this all the time, but today, I feel like it's the first time it actually means something: I love you so much."

"Jonathan Felix Anthony Cena, no one has ever made me as happy as you have. I promise to always cherish our time together, always love and respect you, and most importantly, I promise to never hurt you."

"Why is his speech so short?" Hunter asked Dwayne.

"I know why."

Damn it, Randal. You messed up, BIG TIME.

"Okay. If anyone would like to object to this marriage, speak now or-"

Dwayne shocked the room. "I OBJECT!"

"What!?" John was speechless.

Randy was quiet.

"Randy, what's going on? Why didn't you finish your vows?

"I just..."

Silence.

More silence.

Then Randy beared the truth.

"I don't... want to have a bad marriage. The last one was so bad, I don't even want to think about it. John, I'm sorry."

John just stood there. He couldn't believe it. Then, in a hushed tone, he spoke.

"It's okay, baby. It's okay. Now finish your vows.".

Okay, Randy thought. "Not a day goes by that I don't think about your amazing smile. Your beautiful dimpled smile. Your infectious laughter. Your hugs and kisses. Your calming nature. Most of all, your love. I wanted a co-pilot I could trust, and I have found that co-pilot." Randy smiled as he pulled John up to him and kissed him tenderly.

"Jonathan Felix Anthony Cena Jr., do you take his man, Randal Keith Orton, to your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do."

"Randal?"

"Of course I do."

"By the power vested in me, I pronounce you King and King."

John smiled. That same dimpled smile.

Randy was happy. He and John were finally married.

Lying under the stars, John and Randy smiled at each other. They were finally married and nothing was going to get in the way, but they both wanted one thing: a child.

"You know something? We should have a surrogate." Randy sighed.

"Really? I mean, we would both have to stay away for a while, but of course!" John grinned.

"Who do you think will be said surrogate?" Randy inquired.

"Hmm..." John called his best friend, Nikki Bella.

"Hey John! How was the wedding? So sorry Brie, Daniel and I couldn't make it. We just finished filming the series finale of Total Divas."

"Amazing. So, Nikki. I have a question for you."

"Fire away."

"Would you be our surrogate? Randy and I would really appreciate it. If it's a girl, we will name her Nicole."

"Oh my gosh. Yes! Of course!"

"Really?! Thanks, Nikki. You're the best!"

"No problem. We'll meet tomorrow at the hospital to see about it."

"Okay cool. Later! I think we got one, Randy."