Killing Snakes Is Fun!

by Russian Bear

Valiant knights, looking for heroic quest, come to Forbidden Forest! Form a line, wait for your turn, you will get your chance to kill a big bad snake! (or, at least the horcrux part of it) Collection of short humorous and/or cranky one-shots. Completely COMPLETE; no more chapters planned. Special thanks to my beta 'A Talking Cat'

7. Harry Potter, who craves normal life

Disclaimer: 'Proprietas Revelio' shows that Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling.

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CHAPTER 7
Considering that Harry Potter craves
normal adventure-free life,
which makes his touch lethal for
possessed DADA professors,
self-mutilated Dark Lords
and overweight basilisks,
can Nagini have any hope of escaping alive
from encounter with him
(in Godric's Hollow)?

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Yeah, so far it was just a story title; here is the story itself.

NO.

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Acknowledgement

Idea of title, longer than story itself, borrowed from "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut.