Had this idea for awhile now. Not a huge fan of Family Guy, but, been watching a couple episodes so I guess is a reason why I'm doing this. Hope you enjoy, I guess.

Is a normal afternoon in the Griffin's house. Everyone (minus Lois and Stewie) is sitting on the couch watching TV.

"We now returned to 'Jewish finding a penny."

Jewish man walking on the sidewalk, notice a coin "Alright a penny!" Picking it up "And now I going to show it to everyone."

A man in a ski mask appeared pointing a gun on him "Give me your money."

"Peter, did you buy a Dalek from that dumb convention?" Lois asked Peter as she entered the room.

"Oh, yeah." Peter responds "I forgot I bought him. Why you ask?"

"Because its shooting up at Joe's house."

Swanson's House

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

The Dalek shooting beams at the house where Joe was throwing a party with a couple of officers he invited. All of them shooting at the dalek with guns and assault-rifles "Damnit! Where is Doctor Who when you need him?!" Joe shouted "Officer Flord, call for backup!"

"Mayday, mayday! We're taking heavy fire! Send back-"

Dalek beam then hits Officer Flord killing him. Fell to the ground montionless.

"Flord, NOOO!"

Griffin's House

"Peter, where did you get the money to buy that thing? It must have cost $500." Lois asked.

"Actually $1,000. I stole Chris and Meg's money along with our credit card." Peter confessed.

"Wait, is that why my savings keep disappearing? You stole my money you bastard?!" Meg screamed.

"Eh, it wasn't even your money to begin with."

"It took two part-time jobs to save so I could buy a new CD player that Chris broke!"

"I thought it was a waffle maker!" Chris shouted.

Meg scream as she ran upstairs to her room. Peter patted Chris shoulder.

"Attaboy sport." Said Peter.

"Don't touch me old man!" Chris shouted once more then storm out the house.

"You guys should really get Chris off those meds you give him." Said Brian.

"For God's sake Peter. Thanks, of your selfish needs, we're basically behind paying off the taxes." Lois lecturing her husband.

"Relax Lois, we'll get by. We'll just ask your Dad to give us some money." Peter suggested.

"No Peter, I'm not going to ask my Father's money he got from the scam's he pulled off over the years. Plus, if I ask him, I'll only prove him right."

"Prove to him, what?"

"That I can't get by without crawling to him for money, like one of those beggars who lost their jobs."

Cutaway

A dirty homeless man on his hands and knees, begging to a businessman with glasses.

"Please… Hire me back! I beg of you, for the love of God, take me back!" The homeless man begged.

"John you only been gone on a week vacation for two days. How the hell did this happen?" Asked the businessman.

"My wife…" John commented.

End of Cutaway

"No, we'll find a way to save up our savings." Said Lois determined.

"Geez, Lois, is great you want to save money. But where are we going to get enough to pay the taxes?" Brian asked.

Suddenly, the TV News Channel came on.

"Good afternoon Qauhog, I'm (Singing) Tom Tucker!"

"And I'm Joyce Kinney."

"I-I thought we going to sing our… names? N-Nevermind. Tonight news Ms. Irons Body-Weight has come into Qauhog."

"That's right Tom. Many female competitors have come to win this year contest, to show us who is the mightiest of them all. With the prize money $500,000 dollars."

"We are now live with Tricia Takanawa as she interviews some of the competitors. Tricia Takanawa?"

"Thank you, Tom, as you can see, I'm standing outside of the main building where many freakish she-hulks going to compete. Ms. She-Hulk what is your thoughts of this?"

The screen then shows She-Hulk "Well, if I have to be honest, I'm glad I'm not the only one who is a freak."

"That's all I can give you. Tom?"

"Thank you, Takanawa. She's really needs to get out more."

Back to the Griffin's.

"Hey that's it. There's our answer." Said Peter looking at Lois "You can compete and win the prize money."

"W-What?! Peter are you insane?!" Lois shouted.

"No, I'm only insane on the holidays."

"Peter, I'm not going to enter some dumb contest!"

"Why the hell not? You're bitching at me for finding ways to get cash around here."

"Not by winning a contest! Peter I'm not going to enter that contest! We're going to save up our savings. That. Is. Final!"

With Lois storming off fuming leaving Peter and Brian behind. Peter folded his arms pouting.

"What the hell is her problem?" Peter grumbly asked "Why isn't she on board with my idea?"

"Peter I'm afraid Lois has a good point." Said Brian.

"What are you on about now?"

"Peter, you can't have Lois to sign up if she doesn't want to. It's basically for bodybuilder's who have spent years, staying fit. Lois? She's not a bodybuilder. Hell, I won't be surprised if she chicken out."

"Brian that prize money is enough to get us through. Since only women can enter Lois have to compete."

"How the hell are you going to get Lois to sign up?"

"I'll find a way. Just like the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park."

Cutaway

Grant and Malcolm found some eggshells which belong some dinosaurs.

"See I told you. I told you life will find a way." Said Malcolm.

"Yes, Ian. You said that 30 times today." Said Grant annoyed.

End of Cutaway

The next morning Lois is sleeping peacefully in bed. Not noticing an airhorn slowly approach to her face. It stopped as it released a huge and loud honk. Startling Lois as she fell to the floor on her face.

"Ow! Son of a! Peter?!" Lois looking at Peter wearing a coach outfit.

"Wake up! We have work to do!" Shouted Peter.

"Peter, for God's sake it's 5:30! The sun isn't out yet!"

"First rule; no one cares about mornings! Second rule; that training doesn't wait for anyone!"

"Training? What you mean training? Training for what?"

"To get you ready for Ms. Iron Body-Weight championship!"

"Ugh, for the love of… Peter I told you already, I am not entering a stupid contest!"

"That is why I enter you myself."

"You… You what?!"

"Yeah, it's pretty easy how you enter someone without having them question you."

Flashback

"Who is it you're having to sign up for?" Said the woman in the sign-up stand.

"Lois… Griffin." Said Peter.

End of Flashback

"And now that you're in the contest. I'm going to whip you in shape."

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT MY NAME ON THE CONTEST SHEET?!"

"Because Lois. We need money. And the winner will receive $500,000 dollars."

"Goddamnit Peter! Once again you ignore my wellbeing for your selfishness! You're an idiot!"

"I'll take that as a compliment. Now let's get you in shape."

Over the rest of the day Peter force Lois to workout. He first made her to do push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups. Even made her run for a mile. He even forces her to drink protein shakes but spit them out each time. Much of Peter disapproval. They even lift some weights much of Lois agony. Stewie is sleeping in bed only to hear music. The infant groan at this.

"For crying out loud!" Stewie being cranky walking to the window "Who's playing a montage at this time?"

Stewie looking out the window to see Peter driving his car behind Lois who isn't looking so well. She is huffing, covered in sweat, and her hair bit messy. You could see bags under her eyes as if she hasn't slept in days.

"What the douche?" Stewie in surprised.

Lois then fell to the ground as Peter honk his horn "Get your ass up slacker we got no time to rest!" Peter shouted.

"Morning Stewie." Brian greets Stewie as he walked in his bedroom "What'cha looking at?"

"Brian, what is Lois and the fat-man doing?" Stewie asked.

Brian looked out the window to see Peter using the car to nudge Lois to get back up. Much for Lois exhaustion with all the training.

"Oh boy, looks like Peter really want to Lois to win this." Said Brain.

"Win what? What are they training for?"

"Peter signed Lois up for a bodybuilding contest."

"Bodybuilding contest? Why would the fat-man do that?"

"Right, you weren't there. Apparently, budget is getting low, so Lois suggests saving up our savings. Until a contest is giving $500,000 dollars for the winner."

"$500,000 dollars?! Is that why they're training?"

"Yep."

"How long they been training for?"

"Two days straight. Lois hasn't had any sleep. But I doubt she'll win tomorrow night."

"What you mean by that?"

"Well, Lois will be facing a lot of women who been working out for years. Will take months for Lois to gain that kind of body."

"I see, but does the fat-man knows about it?"

"Hell like I know. Anyway, if Lois loses, she'll kill Peter afterwards."

Once Brian left, Stewie is alone with Rupert.

"You hear that Rupert? Seems Lois chances of winning is zero. However, I do have an idea. It's a risk, it can't be as bad as the time as Chris sugar rush."

Flashback

The Griffin's watching TV as Chris barge in carry a lot of candy "Checkout all this candy!" Chris shouted throwing in the sky, then picked up a little boy holding a piñata "And I brought more!"

"Can someone tell me, where am I?" Asked the boy only for Chris slamming him on the ground to open the piñata only cause the boy to die.

End of Flashback

The Drunken Clam

At the Drunken Clam Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland are drinking when Peter walks in sitting down next to Cleveland "Sorry I'm late you guys. Been busy with something." Said Peter.

"Peter why are dressed like some coach from someone's kid soccer team?" Quagmire asked.

"I'm Lois coach." Peter answered.

"Lois coach?" Joe repeats what Peter said.

"Yeah, I'm training her for Ms. Iron Body-Weight. She'll destroy the competition."

"Is that why Lois is doing jumping jacks near the entrance?" Cleveland pointing at Lois who is slowly doing jumping jacks, sweating like waterworks.

"That's right." Said Peter.

"W-Wait a minute. Ms. Iron Body-Weight? Peter you can't have her compete." Argue Quagmire.

"Quagmire is right, Lois isn't cut for it." Cleveland agreed with Quagmire.

"That's right. Lois would get creamed if they allowed boxing for one of the events." Said Joe.

"Do they even have boxing?"

"Nah, is a comment. Isn't like they do have boxing."

"Guys they'll give $500,000 dollars for the winner. There is no way I'm going to let this slide." Said Peter determine "I'll get Lois ready by tomorrow night. Even if it kills her."

Lois then walked up to Peter all tired, with her workout clothes drench in sweat, with tired eyes. Peter looks at Lois with a scowl.

"Hey, who told you to stop?! Keep doing it until another mile run!" Peter shouted sternly.

"No Peter! I'm DONE!" Lois shouted angry with her eyes glaring at him "Two days you've been forcing me to train for a dumb contest that I didn't agree with! I've been training for nonstop! I'm tired, hungry, drowned in sweat that should be yours! I quit!"

"You can't quit! We still need to get you ready for the contest!"

"I'm not going to the contest! I didn't even want to be in it! If you want to win the $500,000 dollars do it yourself!"

With that Lois storm out from the Clam. She got into the car and drove off. Leaving Peter behind without a ride. The booth is quiet before someone spoke out.

"So… who wants to play pool?" Joe asked.

Griffin's House

"Hey Stewie? Do have a pen I could…" Brian walked into Stewie's room only to see him with his weird chemistry set with a computer. Stewie turned around to notice Brian.

"Ah, Brian. Nice for you to stop by." Said Stewie as Brian walked up to him.

"Stewie what's all this crap?" Brian asked.

"Okay, firstly Brian this crap is my stuff. Secondly I found a solution."

"Solution? Solution of what?"

"To help Lois, obviously."

"Wait you're helping Lois? What about trying to kill her and take over the world?"

"I told you I'm not ready to kill Lois or take over the world… yet."

"Okay… what is it you're working on?"

"I'll show you." Stewie showing Brian his plan "I'm creating a serum for Lois to take."

"Serum? What is it?"

"I call it the Buster; it'll boost the person physical body to extreme. Giving them a little juice to become stronger."

"Wait, so you created a growth serum? Why are you giving it to Lois… unless?" Brian then figure it out "You little bastard you want Lois to win the $500,000 dollars also."

"Well of course. I don't trust the fat-man to get anything right. Plus think all the things we'll get with the prize money." Brian thinks about it for a moment.

"I can see what it'll like to have the money. Okay, so how are going to get Lois to take it?"

"Simple." Stewie press couple keypads as the yellow-color serum went through some tube and into a rifle "This rifle has darts; each continue the serum. Once the serum gets injected inside of Lois, it'll course through her veins."

"And the downside? Will there be any trouble?"

"Not really."

"You sure? Don't you remember with the evil clone? And what about side effects?"

"Brian keep your tail on, the effects is only temporary."

"What you mean temporary?"

Before Stewie could answer they hear a car coming. They ran up to the window to see Lois coming in. Unsurprisingly without Peter.

"Hold your question Brain. We have a Lois to dart."

"The way you said it sounds weird."

Lois came inside closing the door behind. She slowly walked to the couch and sat down. Giving a tired groan and sigh of relief. Her whole-body aches, mind tired, most of all in pain. Peter been pushing so hard but now she can relax.

"God I'm tired… Peter and his idiotic ideas. I'm so tired… I just want to…"

Without warning Lois then fell to the side. Laying on her stomach and chest with her butt towards the staircase. She's already fast asleep. Brian and Stewie on the staircase look at the tired woman.

"Man, Peter training really did a number on her." Said Stewie.

"Of course, it did. She hasn't slept for two days. All that training pushed her to the limits." Brian told him.

"Well, matter's not. We got her where we want her." Stewie took his sniper rifle and aim it at Lois "At this distance there's no way I'll miss this mark."

Getting his focus, he got a clear shot. As he pulled the trigger, he fired the dart and hits Lois at the butt. Lois jolts up screaming on her knees. She looked down to see a dart sticking to her skin. She pulled it out as she glared at someone "Chris what did I tell you about throwing darts in the house?!" Lois screamed at Chris who is standing at the doorway which lets to the other room.

"I can throw my darts wherever I want!" Chris shouted running into the kitchen.

Lois grumbling that she can't get any peace and quiet. She then stomped upstairs to get some quiet. Not noticing Brian and Stewie as she walked past them. Stewie then smirks.

"Well, that was easy. Now that the serum is injected by morning Lois will be a whole new woman." Said Stewie.

"So, how long does it take?"

"Not long. And after 24 hours she'll be back to normal after the competition tomorrow."

"I'm still worried. Are you sure nothing will go wrong?"

"Of course, nothing will go wrong. Trust me on this."

Soon, a drunk Peter walked in "Have you seen… my car? I-I left it outside…" He then passed out.

By morning Lois eyes slowly opens her eyes. She blinks a couple time as she hears snoring. She turned to see Peter sleeping. She then sat up feeling… different. She feels more energetic than she was yesterday.

"Boy, I must have the best sleep. For some reason I feel I could run for marathon." Said Lois.

She walked into the bathroom and turned on the light. What happen next cause her to scream as if she just witnesses a bloody murder. Her scream cost Peter to wake up "What the hell?" Soon, Meg, Chris, Brian, and Stewie entered the room.

"What happen?" Asked Meg.

"Did Mom got pregnant again?" Chris asked.

"Chris why would you ask that question?" Brian asked.

"Just curious."

"Lois what the hell was the screaming?" Peter commanded.

"Everyone!" As Lois got out from the bathroom everyone became shocked.

Lois has gain muscles. Her biceps are like baseballs, large shoulders, her back widen with hills of muscle, her thighs have become bigger with her calves' diamond-shipped, and her glutes have gotten a little bigger. Her chest and breasts grew a little then it was. She is 6'4 taller than she was.

"Oh my God… it worked. My serum worked!" Said Stewie.

"What on Earth is happening to me?!" Lois freaking out.

"I don't know but I know one thing. We are definitely going to win that contest!" Said Peter much of everyone's glared looks.