Two men were sitting outside a cafe in Lumiose City. One man is wearing a red hat, shorts, hiking boots, and a blue vest over a white and red t-shirt. He has messy, raven-black hair and z-shaped marks on his cheeks. The other man is wearing a black jacked and jeans. He has dark skin, black hair with red highlights. The two appeared to be caught up in a conversation.

"You know what the Kalosians call a Pika-Burger?" the red hatted man asked.

"What? Don't they call it a Pika-Burger like everyone else?" the dark skinned man replied.

"No, there are no Pikachu in Kalos, so they call it a Dedenne-Burger."

"What? That sounds lame! Then what do they call a Snorlax Stuffer?"

"They just call it a Snorlax Stuffer, but they add a Le to the front because they want to sound all fancy and sophisticated."

"Pffft, Le Snorlax Stuffer. You'd think the region known for fine dining and fashion would know how to name food, right Ash?"

The red hatted man, Ash, chuckled. "I know, guess they're nothing more than some fashioned obsessed surrender mank-"

Bzzzz. Bzzzzz.

"Wonder why he would call now." Ash picked up his phone and answered. "Hello? What is it? Seriously? You trust me that much? Well, alright. I won't fail you." he then hung up.

"What was it about?"

"The boss called, Goh. It's a mission."

Goh wrinkled his eyebrows. "What would he call us for? Is it another hit?"

"Wha- think, man! We're the most powerful mob in the city, hell, the country! Who the hell is stupid enough the cross us? It's family matters."

"You'd think a man like Lysandre would be really organized. Who is it this time?"

"His daughter. He wants me to protect her for a while"

"Pffffft!" Goh spat out his coffee and looks at Ash in shock. "HIS DAUGHTER?! Man, am I envious. Have you seen how cute she is? Most men would kill to be with her!"

Ash smacks Goh on the back of his head. "Are you stupid or something? If I get too close to her, I'm a dead man! You remember what happened to the last guy who got to comfortable with her?"

"Hmmm…" Goh tapped his head, deep in thought.

"WE KILLED HIM OURSELVES! BY THE BOSS'S ORDERS!"

Flashback

(One month ago)

Lumiose City, 3012 Otobre Street, Apartment Room 13

Three young guys, obviously in over their heads, sit at a table with hamburgers, french fries and soda pops laid out. One of them flips the loud bolt on the door, opening it to reveal Ash and Goh in the hallway.

Ash: "Hey friends, may we come in?"

The man who opened the door pulled it all the way and the two mobsters strolled inside. The three guys in the apartment were Gary, who opened the door, Drew, a green haired man who is lying on a couch, and Calem, a man with similar hair to Ash, just pointed downwards, is seated at a table with a burger and soda. Ash stands in front of Calem while Goh walks over behind him.

Ash: "How are you guys doing?"

Silence

"Am I forgetful, or did I ask you people a question?"

Calem: "We're doing okay."

Ash: "Do you know who we are?"

Calem, shaking his head: "No, we don't."

Ash: "We're enforcers of your business partner, Team Flare boss Lysandre Yvonne. You happen to remember him, do you?"

Calem is silent, clearly nervous.

Ash: "I take it that you are Calem, right?"

"Yes, that's me."

"Hmm, I thought so. Well, you do remember your business partner, don't ya?

"I remember him, yeah."

"Good for you. Looks like me and Goh caught you at lunch. Sorry about that, what are you eating?"

"Hamburgers."

"Yes, hamburgers. The cornerstone of any well balanced Unovan diet. What kind of burgers?"

"Cheeseburgers."

"No, I mean where did you get them? McPallet, Juniper's, Voltorb in the Box, where?"

"Big Kahuna Burger."

"Big Kahuna Burger. That's the Alolan burger place. I heard they sell some tasty stuff. Never had one myself, how are they?"

"They're good."

"Mind if I try yours?"

"No"

Ash grabs a burger and takes a bite out of it. "Mmm, that sure is a tasty burger." "Hey Goh, you ever had a Big Kahuna Burger?"

Goh, shaking his head: "No, I haven't"

"You want a bite? They're pretty damn good."

"Cmon Ash, we're here for business, not pleasure."

Ash, putting the burger down: "Right, I almost forgot, thanks for reminding me, Goh." (wiping his hands)

Ash, looking at Drew. "You there, with the green hair. You know what we're here for?" Drew nods. "Now tell my pal Goh here where the stuff is?"

Gary: "It's in the-"

Ash: "I don't remember asking you a Arceus-damned thing." (turning to Drew) "You were saying?"
Drew: "It's in the drawer."

Goh walks over to the drawer and brings out a suitcase and opens it, revealing 6 Ultra Balls. He grins and closes the suitcase and nods to Ash.

Calem decides to speak up: "Look, what's your name? I got his name's Goh, but what's yours?

Ash: "My name's Red, and you ain't talking your way outta this shit."

Calem: "I just want you to know how sorry we are about how fucked up things got between us and Mr. Yvonne. When we entered into this thing, we only had the best intentions –"

Suddenly, Ash draws a gun and shoots Drew 3 times. Goh smiles, this would be an interesting day. Calem watches in shock and terror.

Ash: "Oh I'm sorry, Did that break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue."

Calem can't say a word.

Ash: "What's the matter? Meowth got your tongue? Oh, you were finished? Well allow me to retort. What does Mr. Yvonne's daughter look like?"

Calem still can't speak.

Ash grabs the table and flips it, removing the only barrier between him and Calem.

"What region you from?"

"What?"

"What ain't a region I've been to, they speak English in what?"

"What?"

"ENGLISH MOTHERF*CKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

"Yes!"

"Then you know what I'm saying."
"Yes!"

"Describe to me, what Lyandre Yvonne's daughter looks like!"

'What?"

Ash takes his gun and presses it against Calem's forehead. "Say what again, say what again! I dare you I double dare you mother fucker say what one more Arceus damn time!"

"Now describe to me, what Lyandre Yvonne's daughter looks like!"

"Well, she's, she's blonde."

"Go on!"

"She's white"

"Does she look like a bitch?"

"What?"

Ash glances at Goh, who is smiling like he's having the time of his life. Ash rolls his eyes and shoots Calem in the shoulder, causing him to scream and tremble.

Ash: "DOES SHE LOOK, LIKE, A, BITCH!"

Calem, in agony: "No!"

Ash: "Then why'd you try to rape her like one huh?
Calem: "I didn't!"

Ash: "Oh yes you did Camel, oh yes you did!"

"Now normally, we would have come in, took our stuff (pointing at suitcase) gave you a good warning, and left. However, the boss caught wind of you getting a bit too close to his daughter, so he decides he ain't want you in this city."

Ash looks at Goh and nods. "Now, Goh, what was that old saying again?"

"The straw that broke the Camel's back?"

"Precisely. Instead of straws, lets make it bullets."

Ash and Goh raise their guns points it at Calem.

"NOOOOOO!"

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Ash holsters his gun while Goh grabs the suitcase. He then walks over to Gary, who's been standing in the corner the whole time. Ash takes out a wad of cash and gives it to Gary.

"Thanks for the tip, Oak-tree. Now lets go."

Flashback ends

"Oh yeah, I remember now."

"So if the boss is willing to kill some one for getting close to his daughter but not for stealing 6 Ultra Balls, then I'm in danger!"

"Aww cmon Ash! He trusts you. Just go with her, make sure she doesn't die, you get paid, and we're good!"

Ash sighs. The boss did offer a good reward for the mission, besides, it's only a week. "Alright, lets go."

The two gangsters walked to their car and peeled off.

Yeah, I know. A shameless copy of the iconic Pulp Fiction scene.