am i gonna get kicked outta the fandom for this? :D
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Bruce makes the server because Bruce is a control freak who feels the need to be in charge of everything, even something as simple as an online game. He's black (of course), Clark is cyan, Diana's red, Wally's yellow, John's lime, Shayera's orange, and J'onn is green. The game starts after five whole minutes arguing about how high the speed should be.
("For the last time, Wally, 3x is too much" "But I can't go that slow" "Too bad")
There is 1 Impostor Among Us
Not even twenty seconds into the game, Wally calls an emergency meeting.
*Discuss!*
MaceChick: i was downloading you ass
detroit-raised: next time he does this i'm voting him off
FierceWarrior: What is it?
wall-man: vote bruce
FierceWarrior: Why? :(
wall-man: security if he is the imp well never catch him
Clark: he does have a point...
detroit-raised: you srsly couldnt think of a better user?
Jones: Is there something wrong with his name?
MaceChick: its no worse than mine
wall-man: hey i like ur name
MaceChick: because you picked it out and idk how to change it :(
IAmTheKnight: jesus christ if you're gonna vote me just do it already
FierceWarrior: I don't enjoy this game there's so much deception and mistrust. :(
MaceChick: oh suck it up princess its just for fun
wall-man: im votig bruce
detroit-raised: sounds good to me
Clark: honestly it probably is him
Jones: I think this is the best course of action.
IAmTheKnight: 4 Votes
Skip: 2 Votes
detroit-raised: 1 vote
detroit-raised: wait wtf
IAmTheKnight was not The Impostor
1 Impostor Remaining
Wally probably should feel guiltier about voting Bruce off immediately, but hey, better safe than sorry. The only way they'll win against him is if J'onn reads his mind and J'onn refuses to do so. Something about "respecting others' privacy," or whatever.
He goes to reactor to do Simon Says. Wally hates Simon Says. He doesn't have the patience. He absentmindedly repeats after the machine, scowling at the tedious task.
It happens so fast. One minute he's on the last step of Simon Says and then the next he's being repeatedly stabbed in the back by-
"DAMMIT!" cries Wally.
*Dead Body Reported*
*Discuss!*
FierceWarrior: I found Wally dead in the rector room :(
MaceChick: you dont have to type a frowny fcae after EVERY SENTENCE DI
FierceWarrior: :(
FierceWarrior: I think it is Shayera. She has a history.
MaceChick: low fcking blow
detroit-raised: friendly fire ladies we have a murder to solve
MaceChick: fck off john its probably a self report
FierceWarrior: I would never kill Wally! If I would kill anyone first it would be you, Shayera.
MaceChick: ...
destroit-raised: you're awfully quiet boyscout
*Ghost Chat*
wall-man: y did i have to die first?
IAmTheKnight: Karma.
wall-man: ...
wall-man: far enough
*Regular Chat*
Clark: i think we should skip we don't have enough info
MaceChick: thats pretty sus
detroit-raised: youve been spending too much time with Wally
Clark: i have a scan :(
Clark: 3 votes
Skip: 2 votes
Clark was not The Impostor
1 Impostor remains
John probably shouldn't have voted for Clark, but he never trusts the quiet ones. It's always the person you least expect. He learned that last time when Diana snapped his neck in electrical. Ever since then, he's been hesitant to be in electrical alone.
But he isn't in electrical now. He's in admin and hardly any kills ever happen in admin. He does wires and grins a little bit when they're all parallel. He likes the orderly fashion of it.
The next thing he knows, shoved to the ground, shot. John gapes at how quickly it happens, so much so that he doesn't even process the color that kills him.
*Dead Body Reported*
*Discuss!*
MaceChick: damn di your 2nd report thats suspicious
FierceWarrior: It's John! You always kill John when you're the impostor! J'onn I promise its's Shayera!
MaceChick: no way princess youre not pinning this one on me jonn its diana dont fall for her innocent act
FierceWarrior: J'onn I promise you it's not me I'm not a good impostor. :(
MaceChick: ENOUGH WITH THE FCKING FROWNY FACES
*Ghost Chat*
detroit-raised: my bad clark
Clark: no worries lantern :D
IAmTheKnight: shove off kent
wall-man: hes salty
Clark: Do you think they'll figure it out?
IAmTheKnight: with the way things are going? I doubt it.
*Regular Chat*
Jones: I have made my decision. It is up to the two of you now.
MaceChick: son of a btch i hate when he does this
MaceChick: 2 votes
FierceWarrior: 1 vote
MaceChick was not The Impostor
1 Impostor remains
Defeat
"HE GETS US EVERY TIME!" exclaims Wally. "WHY DO WE ALWAYS FALL FOR IT!"
Diana massages her temples. "I hate this game," she mutters miserably. Although she claims it's because of the lies and deception, anyone can see it's really because she always loses.
"Son of a bitch," hisses Shayera. "Every time. WHY DOES NO ONE EVER SUSPECT HIM!"
"Because your image of J'onn is someone who's trustworthy and dependable," relays Bruce. "It's easier to blame each other because Diana likes to win, Shayera and Wally love being impostor, and John and Clark perform every task they're given." A hint of a scowl twitches on his face. "And apparently I'm too much of a risk."
"Smartass," mumbles John.
But Clark grins. "Aw, Bruce, you really wanted to play with us!" he says excitedly.
"Jump in a lake, Kent."
Throughout this, J'onn says nothing. He simply floats into the kitchen and grabs the nearest package of Oreos.
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Yes, I know Among Us isn't "cool" anymore but I started re-watching Mr. Fruit's videos from last year and that got me back into playing. Say what you want about Among Us but it got me through some tough times last year. I also wanted to write this because I'm having some issues with FFH (someone tell me how to write John and Shayera's relationship sis is struggling). Anywayyyy I'm sorry if this isn't funny I'm not that good at comedy. Anyway, I hope you liked it and please review! Also, someone tell me if I should put this under a crossover or not.