Videogame rap battles!
Player 1: Sonic!
Player 2: Mario!
Go!
(Mario)
Let's a- go back to the dark age
When a light shone forth stuck in an arcade
Embarking to fix the gaming industry
If there's one mascot to thank, it's a me!
Let's watch you clock out at max speed
Running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro- bro spits
Brings a hell for greater than the one of "06( Sonic 2006 is the worst)
It's the gaming race, and you're gettin lapped
How you claim to be so fast when you are crap on the track!
Ima burn you bro, and when I'm through with you,
The world will see your true colours, black and blue
I'm a proud plumber, who's buisness thrives
From the flushed content your franchise provides
Don't push my red buttons or you'll see soon
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom!
(Sonic) The blue blur's speedin round, stormin your course
Ruining this street rat jumpin in the sewers of New York
You jump around underneath the street where I'm the king
But if ya wanna win the princess, the secret is rings!
You're trash from the past, ya gotta go fast!
With all my pals, we got the Dreamcast!
While you're alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game cuz you're too slow!
Now I'll show you at the speed of light!
How to spindash a fat cat, my lyrics will rise!
I"ve been taking first place since my creation,
BEEN CRUSHIN FAT MEN FOR GENERATIONS!
Your taxidermy Tanooki will get ya high fly as racoons
But you're just a subspecies who's high on shrooms
Devour all your powerups, you'll still be beat!
If you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet!
GAME OVER!
Review who you think won!