I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters.
Two days passed and nobody has seen or heard from Naruto and Tayuya ever since Naruto returned. Today was the day for his test against Kakashi and everyone was waiting for him at training field 7. The past two days were wonderful for Tayuya since all she did was lay in bed with Naruto and she cooked food for them so they had no reason to leave the house. They laughed and talked with a bit of play fighting where Naruto discovered Tayuya was ticklish. They even had multiple make-out sessions each day, but nothing went further because Tayuya wasn't ready for that yet. Naruto was also able to learn one of his fathers jutsus that he left him. Right now they were laying in bed with Naruto playing in her hair and she was fast asleep on his chest.
"Tayuya, wake up." Naruto said and she groaned
"Five more minutes." Tayuya said
"You said that 3 hours ago. I need to get up and go to my test with Kakashi and Sakura." Naruto said
"Fine. When does it start?" Tayuya asked as she started to stretch
"3 hours ago." Naruto said
"Oh okay." Tayuya said and got out of bed
"We'll continue after the test." Naruto said
"Give me a kiss." Tayuya said
"What's the magic word?" Naruto asked
"Give me a fucking kiss." Tayuya said and smiled when Naruto leaned in
"Nope." Naruto said and walked away from her making her pout
"Fine. Please give me a kiss." Tayuya said and Naruto smiled
"Sure." Naruto said, as Tayuya ran up and jumped on him for the kiss
"Thank you. Now, let's go." Tayuya said and Naruto deactivated the seals in his house then vanished
Training ground 7
"Sorry, I'm late." Naruto said, as they arrived
"What the hell were you doing?" Tsunade asked
"Sleeping." Naruto said
"For two days?" Sakura asked
"Yup and I'm doing it again right after this is finished." Naruto said and put Tayuya down
"Alright. You two know the drill. I have two bells and I don't care how you get them. If you aren't prepared to kill me, you won't take the bells. Show no mercy. You've got until sunrise tomorrow. Alright, shall we get started?" Kakashi asked and closed his book
"Not going to read your book?" Naruto asked
"I bet he's already finished it." Sakura said
"Not quite. I'm going to save that for later. Besides, with the way Naruto has grown and the discovery of his dojutsu, I better keep on my toes. This time, it's serious." Kakashi said and revealed his sharingan
"Let's go!" Naruto said
Ice shuriken
Naruto created a giant shuriken made of ice and then threw it at Kakashi with so much speed that you could see a dust trail behind it. Luckily for Kakashi, his sharingan slowed things down for him and he managed to dodge it at the last second. Imagine his surprise when Naruto started to control it with his hand motions. All of a sudden, that one Ice shuriken turned into twenty and Kakashi had to use the substitution jutsu to escape.
"That was close." Kakashi thought
"Come on, Kakashi. You're making this too easy!" Naruto said
"KICK HIS FUCKING ASS NARUTO." Tayuya yelled
"Okay!" Naruto said and vanished
"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" Kakashi thought and somebody tapped him on the shoulder
"Hey." Naruto said as Kakashi turned around and then kicked him out of the tree
"Nice shot!" Sakura said
"Alright, Naruto. Shinobi battle tactics lesson one. Taijutsu." Kakashi said
"That's fine by me." Naruto said
"This has been a long time coming, Naruto. I hope you don't disappoint me, Naruto." Kakashi said
"Same thing could be said about you, Sharingan Kakashi." Naruto said
Spectators
"Uh, I don't think this was the plan." Shizune said
"It wasn't." Tayuya said
"Sakura, maybe you should sit this one out!" Shizune said
"She's right, Sakura. This fight is going to be way above your current level." Tsunade said
"What about the bells?" Sakura asked and then two bells landed at her feet
"There. You got the bells. Now, get your pink ass over here!" Tayuya said
"Fine." Sakura said and walked towards them
"I didn't think Naruto disliked Kakashi that much to make this personal." Shizune said
"It's deeper than that." Tsunade said
"What do you mean, M'lady?" Sakura asked
"I can't go into details with you since I'd reveal a SS-ranked secret to you and I need Naruto's permission to do so." Tsunade said
"Does it have to do with the fact that he's the fourth hokage's child?" Sakura asked
"How do you know?" Tsunade asked
"Look at him. Take away the whisker marks and he's an exact replica." Sakura said
"She's got a point." Tayuya said
"Fine. Don't tell anyone. Anyway, the fight between Naruto and Kakashi was bound to happen since the day Naruto was born. Kakashi wanted to train Naruto personally, but then politics got involved and he couldn't train him how he wanted to once he was on his genin team. Had Kakashi actually trained Naruto then he would've been stripped of his shinobi license and he would have served a 4 year sentence in blood prison. The fourth hokage was the one who tested Kakashi and it's only fitting that Kakashi tests Naruto." Tsunade said
"Then why do they seem like they're going to kill each other?" Sakura asked
"Because Naruto wants to prove himself to Kakashi that he was worthy of being trained by him since he was always rejected and Kakashi wants to personally see if Naruto will be able to deal with a group of S-rank criminals." Tsunade said
"Wait, Kakashi-Sensei is an S-rank shinobi? He doesn't seem like it." Sakura said
"Looks can be deceiving. He's the man who copied over 1,000 jutsus and you think he wouldn't be classified as an S-rank shinobi." Tayuya said
"No. It's just that he doesn't seem like it. He's lazy and constantly has this aloofness about him." Sakura said
"If Jiraiya didn't have the title of legendary sannin, would you think he was stronger than me given his peeping habits?" Tsunade asked
"No." Sakura said
"You shouldn't think like that. Everybody has their weaknesses. For example, Naruto doesn't like when I eat out of his ramen bowl. We had an argument a few months after I joined the village because I ate out of his specified ramen bowl." Tayuya said
"Seriously?" Sakura asked
"Yeah. Every strong shinobi has an odd quirk about them. Big tits likes to drink, the perv likes to peep on women and Kakashi likes to read porn in public." Tayuya said
"Shush. They're about to start." Tsunade said
Naruto vs Kakashi
As the two shinobi stared each other down, the tension in the area was enough to make the nearby animals run and hide. Everything was quiet until a falling leaf in the wind touched the ground and suddenly they both vanished. The sound of kunai clashing and fist colliding was heard and felt throughout the entire training area. Kakashi barely ducked out of the way from a kick Naruto threw at his head and went for a punch towards Naruto's gut, but Naruto saw it coming then blocked it while kicking Kakashi in his chin with his opposite leg.
Kakashi jumped back, but Naruto didn't give him a chance to catch his breath and was on him in an instant. Naruto started to move even faster catching Kakashi off guard, but he was able to block or dodge most of Naruto's attacks thanks to his sharingan. Naruto didn't let the sharingan stop his assault and tapped into his genin days before he met Jiraiya which was a lot of random taijutsu moves. The unpredictable moves of Naruto normally wouldn't have caught Kakashi off guard, but this Naruto was a lot faster now.
Naruto would act like he's throwing a punch, but then it would turn into an elbow to the solar plexus. Naruto would throw an elbow, but it would turn into a kick to the ribs making Kakashi wince from how much power was in the kick and he would slide away, but keep his balance. When Kakashi looked up, he saw Naruto just staring at him and then his eyes widened and then he quickly blocked a punch aimed at his face.
"I think it's safe to assume that I've won the taijutsu lesson." Naruto said
"That's an understatement. He outclassed me and even rendered the sharingan useless. I know Lord Jiraiya would train him, but I didn't think he'd come back this good. Who am I kidding? He was already a jonin level shinobi when he left." Kakashi thought
"Very well. Shinobi battle tactics lesson two, ninjutsu." Kakashi said and quickly went through hand signs
Fire style: Fireball jutsu
Water style: Ripping torrent
The fireball from Kakashi and the ripping torrent from Naruto collided and created a giant steam cloud blocking the vision from everyone. Naruto blew the steam away using great breaththrough and then jumped up when Kakashi came from underneath the ground trying to stab him with a kunai while using double suicide decapation. Naruto landed and held up the tiger hand sign.
Fire style: crimson earth spider
Naruto created a huge spider made of fire around Kakashi and watched as it bit down on Kakashi before exploding. The smoke cleared and Kakashi was no longer there thanks to the substitution jutsu he used to switch with a log. Naruto heard Kakashi call out the water dragon jutsu and countered with his ice dragon jutsu. The ice dragon easily destroyed Kakashi's jutsu and came crashing down at Kakashi with speeds he wasn't expecting and he was sent flying into a tree.
Wind style: rotating shuriken
While Kakashi was a tad bit dazed, Naruto threw wind coated shuriken at Kakashi who barely managed to get out of the way. Kakashi jumped away again as he saw Naruto coming out of the air with a rasengan the size of his head and destroyed the ground. Naruto didn't let up as he used his flame meteors jutsu which confused everyone since he just sent a huge fireball into the air, but that all changed when medium sized balls fire came raining down at Kakashi and exploded as they hit the ground.
"Sheesh. Can he give me a break?" Kakashi thought
Kakashi was brought out of his thoughts when he saw a huge tornado made of fire coming right at him courtesy of Naruto's flame tornado jutsu. Kakashi quickly countered with the water style: giant vortex jutsu accompanied by a shadow clone of his that used the same jutsu and he barely got out alive. The smoke was blown away and then Kakashi was electrocuted by Naruto's lightning whip. Naruto knew Kakashi had a problem with his chakra reserves thanks to the strain of the sharingan and used it to his advantage. While Naruto was a chakra powerhouse and could throw out jutsu after jutsu, Kakashi didn't have that luxury. Naruto's plan was simple. Keep the pressure on Kakashi and force him to use high ranked jutsu or multiple low ranked jutsus in rapid succession.
Lightning style: Thunderclap arrow
Naruto gathered lighting chakra and shaped it into a small projectile, then threw it at Kakashi who substituted with a shadow clone. Kakashi was panting from the continuous onslaught from Naruto and he desperately needed a break. Naruto decided it was time to end this and then channeled a small amount of chakra that he sent straight up in the air.
Raijins wrath
Everyone waited for something to happen, but Tsunade had a feeling it was going to be destructive, so she created a huge dome of earth around Sakura, Shizune, Tayuya and herself. She reinforced it with a huge amount of chakra. All of a sudden, lightning started to rain down on the training ground and everything was destroyed, even Tsunade's jutsu. The attack lasted for about ten seconds before it stopped and a huge smoke cloud was all you could see. Naruto used the Wind style: divine mountain wind to blow away the smoke and everyone was trapped underneath some rubble.
"I guess I overdid it a bit." Naruto said and sheepishly scratched his head
"NARUTO UZUMAKI." Tsunade yelled as she exploded from the rubble
"Uh-oh." Naruto said and when he tried to run Tsunade appeared in front of him with a glare that could kill
"What the hell was that?!" Tayuya asked
"You nearly killed me!" Sakura said
"Well, it was a jutsu I created. I mean, nobody died, right?" Naruto asked
"I barely got out of that." Kakashi said, as his clothes were torn up and he was barely able to stand
"Who's going to fix the training ground?" Shizune asked
"I'll do it, but Naruto will be paying for an S-rank mission." Tsunade said and his jaw dropped
"What?! Why?! This was your idea!" Naruto said and Tayuya punched him on the head
"SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU TO FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING." Tayuya yelled
"Honestly, Naruto. You should have more control over your jutsu before you use it." Sakura said
"That was the controlled version." Naruto said sheepishly
"You're kidding, right?" Tayuya asked
"Nope." Naruto said
"I'm putting that in the forbidden scroll." Tsunade said
"Absolutely not. I claim it as an Uzumaki clan jutsu and it will go in a scroll of the Uzumaki clan." Naruto said
"That doesn't exist." Tsunade said and Naruto quickly unsealed a giant scroll before writing the jutsu in it
"It does now." Naruto said and smirked as Tsunade's eye twitched
"Anyway, Kakashi. Go get yourself checked out." Tsunade said and Kakashi vanished
"Well, despite everything that happened, I think it's safe to say that Naruto's more than ready to face the akatsuki." Tayuya said and jumped on his back then kissed his cheek
"Fine. I still don't think he's ready for a jonin rank yet." Tsunade said and smirked when Naruto's started to violently twitch
"I will prank this village so bad that not even your shadow clone will help you with the paperwork." Naruto said and had a stare off with Tsunade
"You wouldn't dare." Tsunade said
"Oh I would. I'll even have Tayuya join me." Naruto said and they had matching smirks on their faces
"That's kind of creepy." Sakura thought
"Lady Tsunade, will you just give him the vest? You promoted him right after he left." Shizune said and Tsunade sighed
"Why did you have to ruin it? I was just about to get something out of this." Tsunade said
"If you haven't noticed already. All of the paperwork you get goes through me first and I'd rather not deal with paperwork that has something to do with Naruto's pranking." Shizune said
"Fine. Here's your vest." Tsunade said and unsealed a jonin vest
"YES." Naruto said and when he cheered, he accidentally dropped Tayuya
"Ow! Hey!" Tayuya said and Naruto picked her up
"Sorry." Naruto said and gave her a kiss
"Apology accepted. However, I want more when we get home." Tayuya said and whispered that last part in his ear
"Alright, lovebirds. You're all dismissed." Tsunade said
"Bye big tits!" Tayuya said as they vanished
"She does know her boobs are the size of yours, right?" Sakura asked
"She does, but I doubt she'll stop calling me that." Tsunade said
"So, what's next?" Sakura asked
"Now, we deal with the akatsuki. You'll need to step up your training as well. I know you're a medic, but you need to be able to protect yourself if they attack you." Tsunade said
"But I've been training with you for the last 3 years. Shouldn't I be ready now?" Sakura asked
"Sakura, the akatsuki is a group made up of S-rank criminals and each of them have the strength to back it up. I don't want to be harsh, but you won't be of much use if you go one on one with an akatsuki member." Tsunade said
"Then what's the point of even sending me on these missions if I'm not ready?" Sakura asked
"You'll gain experience. I'll mostly be sending you out with Naruto and Kakashi who are both S rank shinobi. From what we know, the akatsuki travel in pairs of 2, so you'll always be paired up with somebody when you have to fight. You'll mainly be there for backup, so I don't want you to get reckless out there." Tsunade said
"I understand." Sakura said
"Don't worry. Everyone grows at different rates. Besides, you're more of a healer than a fighter despite knowing my chakra enhanced fighting style." Tsunade said
"Perhaps you should've added some ninjutsu or genjutsu to your repertoire." Shizune said
"I didn't think it was needed since I was training with Lady Tsunade." Sakura said
"Sakura, I may be a medical ninja primarily, but I also have 3 chakra natures that I use." Tsunade said
"Why didn't you use any against me in training?" Sakura asked
"Because you would've died. You had no counters and one jutsu from me without any defense would have killed you instantly." Tsunade said
"Same goes for me when I had to train you a bit." Shizune said
"Why was I even promoted to chunin?" Sakura asked
"The judges found your thinking skills and medical ninjutsu skills good enough for a promotion. They promoted you to chunin and had recommended you get switched to the medical corps instead of an assault type ninja." Tsunade said
"Then I guess I'll have to get stronger." Sakura said and a determined look came on her face
"That's right. You're still my apprentice, so I'll train you whenever you need." Tsunade said
"Thank you, M'lady." Sakura said
"Now, go have some fun. I'm sure Ino would be happy to see you." Tsunade said and Sakura bowed before leaving
Naruto
"I can't believe you destroyed the entire training ground." Tayuya said, as they were cuddled on the couch
"You're all lucky that's all I destroyed." Naruto said
"What do you mean?" Tayuya said
"I held back a considerable amount of power from that attack. I was able to destroy an entire abandoned village with that jutsu." Naruto said
"No fucking way!" Tayuya said
"It's true. I barely used any chakra in that attack." Naruto said
"Yet you still can't beat the pervert." Tayuya said
"I'm closer than you are to beating granny Tsunade." Naruto said and she slapped his chest
"Fuck you." Tayuya said and Naruto chuckled
"Why didn't you become her apprentice? I know she offered you the position." Naruto said and she sighed
"Because if I became her apprentice then I'd have to get moved to the medical corps. Don't get me wrong, I'm great at medical ninjutsu, but I'd rather be on the frontlines fighting next to you instead of hanging back and waiting for somebody to get injured to heal them. I've always been a fighter and that was even before I met Orochimaru. I was a nice sweet girl, but I've always had a bit of a temper since boys would tease me about my hair. I didn't become cold and heartless until I met Orochimaru." Tayuya said
"So, you declined her position just to fight next to me?" Naruto asked and she nodded
"Yeah. I mean we've been on missions together already and when we had to team up against somebody we could fight without uttering a single word between us. That's why a lot of the missions I did after I made chunin were with either Kurenai, Anko or Yugao. None of the other genin could match me in skills so they'd slow me down and they were the only people I trusted to have my back in a fight at the time other than you." Tayuya said
"Yeah. I remember the first time we went on a mission and I had to help you out." Naruto said and laughed when she glared at him
"I was still recovering from the curse mark being removed." Tayuya said
"Really? Because I could've sworn granny Tsunade cleared you about 3 weeks before our first mission." Naruto said
"Well, she was clearly wrong." Tayuya said
"Oh? Maybe I should tell her that." Naruto said and smirked when Tayuya flinched
"No! Her training is hellish and I don't want to go through that right now! Can you believe she threw a fucking boulder at me?! She said it was for dodging training." Tayuya said
"I mean, when I first met her she did destroy a castle." Naruto said and she looked at him
"You've got to be shitting me." Tayuya said and Naruto shook his head
"Nope. It was around the time when we fought Orochimaru and Kabuto." Naruto said
"I wish I was there to see Kabuto get his ass kicked." Tayuya said
"He honestly could've won, but he was arrogant and it cost him the fight. Now, he wouldn't stand a chance against me." Naruto said
"I know. You're a big bad jonin now who can go toe to toe with Kakashi." Tayuya said and gave him a kiss
"I held back against Kakashi." Naruto said
"How?" Tayuya asked
"I didn't use any of my taijutsu combinations or my hishigan against him. I can go toe to toe with Pervy-Sage taijutsu wise and he has to use sage mode to beat me." Naruto said
"So, you're a Kage level shinobi then." Tayuya said
"Yeah. I've got the experience to back it up. Not as much as they do, but I have enough." Naruto said
"I can't wait to see these fuckers go down!" Tayuya said
"Same here." Naruto said
"So, let me ask you something." Tayuya said
"Go for it." Naruto said
"Can you use the nine tails chakra properly?" Tayuya asked
"No. I mean I can use maybe 4 or 5 tails of nine tails chakra, but I don't really have a need to. Me and Pervy-Sage focused on my own strength the entire time we were gone. I do talk to him from time to time though." Naruto said
"Cool. I wanna meet him." Tayuya said
"Maybe some other time. He's sleeping right now." Naruto said
"How do you know?" Tayuya asked
"I can hear him snoring in my head." Naruto told her
"Is he like a rampaging dick?" Tayuya asked
"Not really, but he can be a bit grumpy. He's just misunderstood honestly." Naruto said
"Something tells me it would be a long explanation, so I'm not even going to ask." Tayuya said and Naruto gave her a kiss
"I figured you wouldn't." Naruto said and Tayuya smiled as she pulled out her necklace
"I never took this off." Tayuya said
"Why not?" Naruto asked
"Because it was the first gift you gave me when we became a couple. It's my first piece of jewelry and it means something to me." Tayuya said and climbed onto his lap
"I guess you're right. Your gift was perfect." Naruto said
"Of course it was." Tayuya said
"When did you get it? I thought you only won your flute." Naruto said
"When I said I had to use the bathroom I went back to the game and won it for you. It was your birthday so I needed to get you a gift." Tayuya said
"You know they let me keep the ticket." Naruto said
"Why?" Tayuya asked
"It was my first birthday gift." Naruto said
"Seriously? Why didn't the Ichirakus get you a gift?" Tayuya asked
"Because they were always busy around that time of year thanks to the festival. They wanted to close down for the day, but I knew they would need the money and I told them not to worry about it. That and even if they did close, my birthdays were spent bleeding out in an alley while the nine tails healed me or in the hospital where they would inject me with different kinds of poisons to kill me. Now, I'm basically immune to all types of poisons so I guess something good came from the torture I went through." Naruto said
"That's not something good that's fucked up. Tell me who did it and I'll cut their tongue out." Tayuya said
"You don't have to worry about them." Naruto said
"Yes the fuck I do. They will not live freely after they tortured my boyfriend!" Tayuya said and her hair split into 9 pieces
"What the hell. Yo, nine tails! Wake up!" Naruto thought
"What the hell do you want?" The nine tails asked
"Are you influencing her or something?" Naruto thought
"How can I do that while I'm sealed inside of you?" The nine tails asked
"Fucking look at her!" Naruto thought and the nine tails had to do a double take once he looked at Tayuya
"This is the first time I'll give you advice. This is something your mother did to your father or in general when she was angry. Whatever you do, don't tell her to calm down. My healing ability might take a while if she beats you while you're like this." The nine tails said
"Then what do I do?!" Naruto thought
"Calm her down. I'm going back to sleep." The nine tails said
"Son of a bitch." Naruto thought
"Tayuya, look at me. You don't have to worry about them because they're already dead." Naruto said and she calmed down after a few deep breaths
"I'm fine. I'm fine." Tayuya said
"Now I see why Izumo and Kotetsu were scared of her." Naruto thought
"Are you sure?" Naruto asked
"Yes. I'm sure. Who killed them?" Tayuya asked
"Me. My first kill came when I was 6. That was the first time I used the nine tails chakra. I've killed hundreds of people from this village before I became a ninja. Ninja ranking from genin to chunin and civilians were also killed by me. It wasn't until I got back from finding granny Tsunade that I found out the third hokage would organize some of those mob beatings and then come act all grandfatherly to me." Naruto said
"Why would he do that?" Tayuya asked
"Because he wanted me for a weapon. He thought I was young and naive. That I would always listen to him, but the jokes on him since due to me having trust issues, I never believed a word he said. My dream of becoming hokage was before he even put the idea in my head." Naruto said
"What would you do if he was still alive right now?" Tayuya asked
"Before I would have either tried to kill him or go rogue, but now I would just look at him like the pitiful old man that he was." Naruto said
"Don't worry. Me, Kurenai, Anko, Yugao, Shizune, Temari and Big Tits will make sure that won't happen again." Tayuya said
"I know. For the record. I think the name 'big tits' fits you as well." Naruto said and grabbed her breasts making her blush
"N-No. That name is strictly for her." Tayuya said
"How did they even get like this? No offense, but I'd imagine at most you'd grow to maybe a DD and that would be it." Naruto said
"I just did what she told me to do. After that puberty happened and I started eating healthier. Over the years they just kept growing and growing. I had to buy new bras like every other month until they finally stopped growing." Tayuya said
"Well, I like them." Naruto said and gave her a kiss
"Give me another kiss." Tayuya said
Naruto gave her another kiss that turned into another until it was a full blown make out session. Tayuya literally ripped Naruto's shirt off and started to feel on his chest as she kissed him. Naruto was just as rough as he tore her shirt off and took her bra off as well. Tayuya started to play in his hair and moaned into his mouth as he would rub her breasts and pinch her nipples. Right when the fun part was about to happen, somebody knocked on the door and Tayuya let out a frustrated whine.
"WHO THE FUCK IS IT?" Tayuya yelled
"Naruto Uzumaki, you have been ordered to the council's chambers." An anbu said
"Why?" Naruto asked and went back to kissing Tayuya
"Orders from Lady Tsunade." The anbu said and left
"Rain check?" Naruto asked and Tayuya sighed
"Fine. Can you give me my bra?" Tayuya asked and Naruto handed it to her
"I need a new shirt." Naruto said
"Get me one." Tayuya said
"Sure." Naruto said and went to the room then grabbed a muscle shirt for himself and a black shirt for Tayuya
"Thank you. I'm coming with you." Tayuya said and Naruto noticed she looked around
"Your sensing abilities have gotten better. How many do you detect?" Naruto asked
"10." Tayuya said
"There's 30 of them. All of them are chunin level or higher." Naruto said
"I'm not really in the mood to fight right now. Let's just teleport there." Tayuya said and Naruto deactivated the inside barrier seals then vanished
Council chambers
"You called, Granny?" Naruto asked as they arrived in the chambers
"I believe we only called for the boy." Danzo said
"Well that's too fucking bad you one eyed geezer." Tayuya said and Naruto snickered
"Tayuya, please refrain from using swear words in the council chambers." Koharu said
"I'll try my best." Tayuya said with a grin
"Why am I here?" Naruto asked
"Well, that's something that even I don't know. Danzo is the one who called for this meeting and requested your presence." Tsunade said
"What do you want?" Naruto asked
"I have a few questions about your whereabouts for the past nearly three years." Danzo said
"Why? Afraid that your weapon might run away from the village?" Naruto asked and smirked at Danzo when his eye twitched
"It is against the law to leave the village as you please without notifying the higher ups." Danzo said
"You're right that it is against the law to leave without permission or notifying the higher ups, but that rule doesn't apply to me. Thanks to me being the apprentice of Jiraiya, I have sannin traveling rights. Which means I can leave the village whenever I feel like it and there's nothing you can do about it. Also if you must know, three people were informed of me leaving. The hokage, elders Koharu and Homura were notified of me leaving. If you want to know where I was at then I'll humor you. I was out training with Jiraiya to prepare for the akatsuki." Naruto said
"Then I would like to know about your skills. Have you gained any...interesting knowledge about your dojutsu should another one occur?" Danzo asked
"In fact I did, but I'm not telling you. The powers of my dojutsu will stay between me and my clan members." Naruto said
"You have no clan members." Danzo said
"That's where you are wrong. The hokage is part of the Uzumaki clan and Tayuya is my girlfriend, so that makes her part of my clan as well. Jiraiya is basically like a father to me, so he's in the clan as well." Naruto said
"Still, I think it's best for the village to know about this." Danzo said
"No. It's not. Like I said, the abilities of my dojutsu will stay between me and my clan." Naruto said and Danzo clenched his teeth
"Very well. Now, since you are clan heir and there are less than 10 people in your clan, you are to go under the C.R.A program to reproduce your clan." Danzo said and had female root members to marry him on standby
"Nope. Not happening. The C.R.A program is shit and you all know it. That's something that was passed by that pathetic excuse of a third hokage. Also, the fourth hokage changed that rule up a bit since he couldn't disband a rule placed by a former hokage and the third never changed it back. The C.R.A is optional to clan heirs." Naruto said
"Why was I not made aware of this, Tsunade?" Danzo asked and she narrowed her eyes
"Excuse me? It is Lady Tsunade or Lady hokage to you, Danzo. I'm not on friendly terms with you, so you only call me by those two titles. Do you understand me?" Tsunade asked and Danzo was furious inside
"My apologies, Lady Hokage." Danzo said
"Apology accepted. Now, is there anything else?" Tsunade asked
"Yes. I have not been able to access the shinobi files to check up on our shinobi records. The files have gone missing." Danzo said
"Yes and as the head of the civilian council I have not been receiving the reports from the ninja academy anymore. Do you know why?" Mebuki Haruno asked
"Yes. Danzo, the shinobi files are no longer where they used to be. I discovered missing files and decided to relocate them to a place that only me and Shizune know where they are located. As for the ninja academy, I have moved that responsibility over to the shinobi council. I do not know why the ninja academy ended up in the hands of the civilian council, but you no longer have to deal with that. All the civilian council will deal with is civilian affairs." Tsunade said
"Finally! That's one less headache for me to deal with." Mebuki said
"Yes. I've been meaning to ask you, Mebuki. How are the plans going for the projects in the red light district?" Tsunade asked
"Everything is moving according to plan. We have the blueprints set up, but we need to find the land for us to use for the projects. Thanks to you cracking down on the civilians and rich families that haven't paid taxes in 13 years, I was able to set up a budget for each project and I will have the plans in your office tomorrow morning." Mebuki said
"Great." Tsunade said
"Lady Tsunade if I may." Tsume Inuzuka said
"The floor is yours." Tsunade said
"Thank you. Tayuya, now that I have the opportunity to speak to you, I wish to apologize for Kiba and his actions towards you. I hope you don't let his actions define the Inuzuka clan." Tsume said
"Nah. It's fine. Besides, if he tries anything else then I'll just have my big strong boyfriend kick his ass." Tayuya said and Tsume nodded
"Thank you. That is all." Tsume said
"This meeting is dismissed. It was pointless anyway." Tsunade said and mumbled the last part
"Danzo." Naruto said
"What?" Danzo asked
"The next time you send your friends after Tayuya, I'm going to kill you." Naruto said and glared at him with his Hishigan activated
"I do not know what you're talking about." Danzo said and Naruto threw 5 kunai into the ceiling making 5 dead root anbu anbu fall out of the ceiling
"I'm sure you don't. Remember, this isn't a threat. This is a promise." Naruto said and left with Tayuya
Leaf village
"How'd you know Danzo sent his anbu after me?" Tayuya asked as they were walking in the village
"There are toads all around the village that report to me and Pervy-Sage. They saw it when it happened the first time and one of them told me about it." Naruto said
"Listen, I didn't want to tell you because Tsunade told me you'd go on a rampage for me and I didn't want that to happen." Tayuya said
"I know. I'm not mad at you. You're right. I would've gone on a rampage for you and I still would. However, your heart was in the right place when you didn't tell me. At that time I would snap at the littlest thing that was an insult to you since you were still new and people would try to gang up on you. Now, I know you can handle yourself, but the stuff with Danzo I will always be involved in." Naruto said and Tayuya gave him a kiss
"Aww. Look at the two love birds." Temari said, as she walked up to them
"Oh look. It's the single desert princess." Tayuya said
"It's the temperamental redhead. How are you Naruto?" Temari asked
"I'm good. Are you heading out?" Naruto asked
"Yeah. I want to get to the village before the akatsuki get there. I don't want Gaara to fight them alone. Have you got any word from your toads?" Temari asked
"No. They'll reverse summon me once they cross the border to get into Suna." Naruto said
"Dammit. That means I risk running into them and I can't fight them on my own." Temari said
"Just stay with me. I can somewhat feel when they are about to reverse summon me so I can quickly grab whoever is near me." Naruto said
"I'd rather not. I don't want to hear you two going at it." Temari said
"We haven't yet, but you're more than welcome to join." Tayuya said and Temari blushed
"W-What?" Temari asked
"Come on. The more the merrier. I'm sure Naruto wouldn't mind." Tayuya said
"Sure. You can join us if you want, Temari." Naruto said and she was at a loss for words
"I'm just twisting your tits girl. I'm not sharing him with anybody." Tayuya said
"Tayuya, do you have your gear on you?" Naruto asked
"Yeah. I have a storage seal on all of my clothes, why?" Tayuya asked
"Because we're about to be reversed summoned." Naruto said and quickly grabbed them before they went up in smoke
Suna
"I'm guessing they're on the way." Temari said, as they were standing in the desert
"Yeah. We need to tell Gaara to evacuate the village. They should be here in a day." Naruto said and summoned Gamakichi
"Naruto, why am I in a desert?" Gamakichi asked
"The akatsuki are almost here for Gaara. Tell Granny Tsunade that me and Tayuya are here to stop them with Temari. Gaara will help us, so we don't need any back up. Tell her we'll be back in three days." Naruto said
"You got it." Gamakichi said and went up in smoke
"Let's go to the village." Temari said
"Actually, is there a way you can sneak us in? We need to keep the element of surprise on our side." Naruto said
"Not really. We sealed up everything to keep spy's out of the village." Temari said
"Do you have any sensors at the main gate?" Naruto asked
"Yeah." Temari said
"Shit. Alright fuck it. I'm gonna use a shit ton of shunshin to get into Gaara's office. Tell the sensors that it's just a test for their skills or something. I'll lower my chakra levels to match that of Gaara." Naruto said
"What about me?" Tayuya asked
"That's easy. They don't know you since you weren't at the chunin exams in Suna, so I can just say you're a friend from the leaf village that's here to visit. Of course they won't even care since they'll just keep staring at your chest." Temari said and Tayuya smirked
"Is that a hint of jealousy I detect in your voice?" Tayuya asked
"Not in the slightest. Bigger the breasts the more back problems." Temari said
"That is true unless you have someone as amazing as Naruto to give you a back massage." Tayuya said
"I'm gonna get going." Naruto said and vanished
"Well, let's go." Temari said and they ran off towards the gates
Gaara's office
"Lord Gaara, our sensory division has picked up a chakra level the same height as yours." A chunin named Matsuri said
"My chakra levels? Was I supposed to have a guest?" Gaara asked
"No. There's nothing on the schedule." Matsuri said and then Naruto appeared in the office
"Nevermind. I found the problem. Why are you here, Naruto?" Gaara asked
"What? I can't come and see my old buddy for fun?" Naruto asked and Gaara just looked at him
"Who is this, Lord Gaara?" Matsuri asked
"This is Naruto Uzumaki." Gaara said
"Yeah. That's me. Listen, Gaara. Do you remember that certain group I told you about?" Naruto asked and Gaara nodded
"Yes. Why are they on the move?" Gaara asked
"Yeah and two of them are on the way here for you. I hope you don't mind, but I had some toads placed around the border to reverse summon me here to help you take them out. I'm here with Temari and Tayuya." Naruto said
"Why didn't they come with you?" Gaara asked
"Because we need to keep the element of surprise on your side and I don't know if they have a spy at the front gate. If we split up into groups we should be able to handle them, but you need to evacuate the village or place everyone in a bunker." Naruto said and Gaara nodded
"How much time do we have?" Gaara asked
"One day." Naruto said
"Matsuri, tell Baki to gather as much jonin and anbu as he can. Tell him to place the civilians in the underground bunkers we set up last year." Gaara said
"Are you sure this is needed for two people?" Matsuri asked
"Yes. These are S-ranked shinobi who have no problem destroying the village to get me." Gaara said and then Kankuro came into the room
"Hey, Naruto." Kankuro said
"Sup." Naruto said
"Hey Gaara. Something tripped one of my traps at the border." Kankuro said
"It's the akatsuki. They're making their move." Gaara said
"I'm fighting with you." Kankuro said and then Temari and Tayuya came into the office
"We have a problem." Temari said
"I know. The akatsuki are coming." Gaara said
"No. It's who it is that's coming." Temari said
"Who is it?" Naruto asked
"Sasori of the red sand and Deidara the mad bomber." Tayuya said
"I sent one of my weasels to see who it was and then showed them the book of names Konoha gave us. It's definitely those two." Temari said
"They're both long range fighters. Me and Naruto will handle Deidara. The rest of you will handle Sasori." Gaara said
"That doesn't sound too smart." Tayuya said
"It is. This way Kankuro can counter Sasori with his puppets and I can use my wind ninjutsu to destroy his puppets." Temari said
"That's right. Plus you're a trained medic so they'll need a medic with them in case somebody gets hurt. You can also use your fire chakra nature to burn his puppets. Me and Gaara don't need a medic since we have Shukaku and the nine tails on stand-by to heal us. You need lightning to counteract Deidara and his explosives. Gaara can get us in the air with his sand to fight on even ground." Naruto said and then Baki came into the office
"Lord Gaara, the civilians are being moved to the bunkers as we speak. I have anbu and jonin escorting them. Is there anything else you wish for me to do?" Baki asked
"Yes. Go to the gate and watch for two figures in a black cloak with red clouds or anything unusual." Gaara said
"Yes sir." Baki said and left
"Well, that settles that." Naruto said
"Where are you two staying?" Temari asked
"Your house." Tayuya said
"Excuse me?" Temari asked
"We're staying at your house. You already told me how you live in a mansion. You have more than enough room. Besides, we only need one room." Tayuya said
"I'm giving you the room one the opposite side of the house." Temari said
"We said you can join us." Tayuya said and Temari blushed
"Stop teasing her, Tayuya. You know she's holding out for Shikamaru." Naruto said and Temari blushed even more
"S-Shut up!" Temari said
"We're just messing with you." Naruto said and gave Temari a one armed hug
"Whatever. Come on. I'll show you to the house." Temari said
"I'll see you later, Gaara." Naruto said and they left
Later that night
"Are you ready for this?" Tayuya asked, as they were in bed
"Yeah. This is what I've been training for." Naruto said
"I guess you're right. I'm just worried that they'll capture you and Gaara." Tayuya said
"They won't. With me and Gaara we have the perfect combo. His sand acts like a defense for us so if anything gets too hectic, we'll be protected." Naruto said and she sighed
"What about me?" Tayuya asked
"You, Temari and Kankuro are all jonin level ninja. The three of you combined should be able to handle Sasori and his puppets." Naruto said
"What if I don't make it back?" Tayuya asked
"You'll be fine. You were trained by one of the sannin after all. However, you will have to mainly use your ninjutsu for the fight against Sasori." Naruto said and gave her a kiss
"After this is over with, then what do we do?" Tayuya asked
"We go back to the leaf village." Naruto said
"How about a date?" Tayuya asked
"Like a Ichiraku ramen date or a fancy date where we get dressed up?" Naruto asked
"Not Ichiraku, but not fancy. Something casual." Tayuya said
"Let me do the planning. I have just the thing." Naruto said
"Alright. Now, I believe we have something to finish." Tayuya said and gave him a kiss
"We shouldn't do that. The akatsuki can attack anytime tomorrow." Naruto said
"We're not. I just want to finish our little makeout session. The last one was interrupted and it left me craving more." Tayuya said and kissed him again
Konoha
"Lady Tsunade." Sakura said, as she came into the office
"Yes, Sakura?" Tsunade asked
"Do you know where Naruto and Tayuya are? I went to their house and they weren't answering the door. The seals aren't activated in their apartment, so I was able to look inside and they weren't in the house." Sakura said
"I don't know. Why do you need them?" Tsunade asked
"Because we were all going to get some barbecue and I figured I'd invite the two of them. I know Naruto doesn't really speak to us, but I figured I'd invite him anyway. I'm the only one besides Shikamaru who saw him and they want to see him." Sakura said
"I'll send a Katsuyu slug to find him, but I don't know if he'll accept the invite." Tsunade said and then Gamakichi appeared
"Yo." Gamakichi said
"I'm guessing you know where Naruto is." Tsunade said
"Yup. Him, Temari and Tayuya are in Suna. One of the toads located the akatsuki and reversed summoned them. He said they'll be back in three days." Gamakichi said
"I'm sending backup." Tsunade said
"They won't get there in time. The akatsuki will be at the Suna gates tomorrow. It's only two of them and Naruto can take them by himself if he wants to." Gamakichi said
"What about Tayuya? She's not ready for that kind of opponent yet." Sakura said
"She'll be fine. If Naruto met Gaara then they already came up with a plan. She won't be alone. Temari will have her back and maybe someone else as well. I'll have one of the spy toads keep an eye on the fights for you." Gamakichi said
"Thank you, Kichi." Tsunade said and gave him some candy
"Later." Gamakichi said and left
"Shouldn't you send some backup anyway?" Sakura asked
"No. Naruto's an S-ranked shinobi and so is Gaara. Temari and Tayuya are both B-ranked shinobi. Add in Kankuro who's a bit stronger than Tayuya and they can handle two S-rank shinobi." Tsunade said
"I guess I'll go tell everyone that Naruto isn't coming." Sakura said
"I'm guessing they didn't know Tayuya was coming." Tsunade said
"Kiba, Hinata, Shikamaru, Choji and Neji didn't want her to come. I was going to invite her anyway." Sakura said
"I see. Well, good luck with that." Tsunade said and Sakura left
Yakiniku Q
"Sorry guys. They aren't coming." Sakura said
"They?" TenTen asked
"Yeah. Naruto and Tayuya." Sakura said
"Why the hell did you invite her?!" Kiba asked
"Because she's part of this group as well whether you like it or not." Sakura said
"Yeah, Kiba. Just because she's loyal to Naruto and doesn't want to sleep with you doesn't mean we can't invite her out." Ino said
"Of course you'd take her side." Shikamaru said
"You should shut up. You still don't like her because she kicked your ass and you blame her for Choji nearly dying on that mission. News flash, Shikamaru. Choji is responsible for his own injury. He's the one that decided to eat every single Akimichi pill." Sakura said
"We still voted against her coming here." Choji said
"You don't even have a reason to not like her. It's a shame that you still follow Shikamaru and do whatever he does after all this time. Grow a pair." Sakura said
"You still went against us." Neji said
"Look who's talking. It's the boy who's nothing more than Hinata's lap dog." Ino said
"Excuse me?" Neji asked
"You heard me. Hinata I like you and all, but it's obvious you ordered Neji not to go near Tayuya and basically hate her." Ino said
"So. She's not one of us." Hinata said
"You're just jealous she got the boy you wanted. Now that I think about it, Naruto barely noticed you." Ino said
"I think that's enough." TenTen said
"This needs to be said and it's the most important part. I doubt Naruto would have come anyway." Sakura said
"Why do you say that?" TenTen asked
"Other than the academy, name a time we actually spent time with Naruto. I mean in the academy we've all hung out even Sasuke was with us, but we purposely left him out." Sakura said
"She's right. None of us really liked him or paid attention to him until he showed up for the chunin exam finals. We bullied him constantly throughout the academy and even after we all graduated." Ino said
"I paid attention to him." Hinata said
"No. You stalked him around the village." Sakura said
"Then let's go to his house! I'll force him to come here and talk to us!" Kiba said
"He's strong enough to beat all of us by himself. I doubt that would even work. He's not even in the village. He's in Suna with Tayuya on an S-ranked mission." Sakura said
"Well, invite him when he gets back." Shikamaru said
"I'll try, but I doubt they'll come." Sakura said
"He said Naruto. He didn't say invite her." Hinata said and Sakura destroyed the table
"I'm not hungry anymore. You all enjoy the meal." Sakura said and walked away
"Ma'am you have to pay for that." A waitress said
"FUCK OFF." Sakura yelled and the waitress ran away
"I'll see you all later." Ino said and chased after Sakura
Suna
Naruto and Tayuya woke up early after an anbu alerted Temari that the two akatsuki members were closer than they expected. They immediately got ready and headed to the gates prepared to fight. Naruto stood next to Gaara and Tayuya went with Temari and Kankuro. As they were waiting, Naruto saw a giant bird made of clay in the sky and used his thunderclap arrow to destroy it. Once the bird was destroyed the two akatsuki members appeared in front of them.
"You ready, Gaara?" Naruto asked
"Yeah." Gaara said
"What the hell? Why is the nine tails jinchuriki here? I thought he went missing." Deidara said
"It doesn't matter. We get two jinchuriki." Sasori said
"Not gonna happen. The only thing you two will be getting is a one way trip to mee the death god." Naruto said
"Big talk from somebody who ran away." Deidara said
"Big talk for somebody who won't live past today. Now, let's get started." Naruto said
He kicked Sasori away from Deidara then Tayuya, Temari and Kankuro chased after him. He noticed an old lady run after them as well and figured she was also going to help. Deidara grit his teeth and then created a clay bird to fly in the air. Gaara used his sand to lift both him and Naruto in the air. All jonin and anbu watching on were ready in an instant for anything should Gaara or Naruto need backup. Everyone knew that this was just the beginning of the akatsuki and they were prepared for it.