Cat: My Hero Acadamia X Yu yu Hakusho
Title: Smile Bomb
Rating: M
Pairing: Izuku X Harem (Pony, Tsuyu, Itsuka, Reiko, F- Shoto, Melissa, Mei), Inko X Nemuri
Summary: Izuku born without a quirk, Born to the minority. Couldn't be a Hero. Only... every person is the Hero of their own story even if only one person calls you a hero.
What's up everyone. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. I had this one halfway done by the time i put chapter 5 out. Honestly i should have put them together, but I liked this outcome better. Also I do love the way I have set up Nemuri and Inko... Although it's going to be fairly weird for a while.
Shin: Honestly Nemuri and Inko make ZERO sense. She has at least met, same with Aizawa. And to be far I have to wear a tie on occasions and I suck at tying them. My job mostly has me working on computers and hen I do speak to higher up its always more or less informal.
Talonsen: I might have to PM you and talk about this. I understand your point better then most people would. All Responsibility none of the pay if you catch my drift. But yeah.
AnimeFan13579: I loved that show. And I hated how the manga ended. It was a fitting end, but it made me somewhat sad. Still Ganta's line in that moment is in my top 5 lines of all time, Especially when I heard it the first time dubbed.
NinjaFang1331: I Thank you for your kind words and I hope you stay with me for the long haul.
Merendinoemiliano: Sorry bout that. It might be another chapter or two that is that short.
Ryuujin96: A lot to unpack, but your reading my mind my friend. Believe it or not I already have Izuku's team picked out. Same with Melissa.
Shadow Joestar: Camie is a maybe, but I might just do a stand alone thing for what you suggested since I really want to keep that relationship intact to a degree despite the rules I set in place here.
"I'll keep smiling," speech
"That dumbass," thought/flashback
Spirt Gun! attacks
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Chapter 6: U.A, Only the start part 2
Location: U.A
Place: Outdoor auditorium
Time: 0810
Nemuri wanted to let out a yawn as the Student Council president gave the new students the School State of Address and what they were expected to do as new students. Honestly Even if she had only been a teacher for 3 years, this crap was still boring as hell.
This lead to her thoughts drifting to her wife and step-son... Well not really. While Nemuri and Inko had talked about marriage within the past few months there was still a block in their way. A block both were not eager to really talk about or even interact with.
Sure, when Nemuri had saved Inko, she found her attractive. Hell Nemuri though that the woman was sex on legs and would be pretty easy to bed. Sure she had just saved her from molestation, but that honestly didn't register with Nemuri at the time. It was one of the rare affects that her lust afforded her despite having a degree in psychiatry. The Rated-R heroine had started out just wanting to add Inko to her kinky little harem and sexual fantasies. The first few months Nemuri had not just had sex with Inko, but had shown her the more kinky side of sex. Cosplay and orgies and that was just the tame shit in Nemuri's eyes. Within six months Nemuri was sure that Inko would want to move on away from the kinky shit, but then a regular date with Inko lead to Inko telling Nemuri that she loved her. That she realized that Nemuri's Life revolved around sex, lust, and hero work. The next part was what shocked Nemuri to her bones. Inko was fine with being just another partner, but would have to give it all the pleasure up because she was becoming distant from her son. The one thing she would NEVER give up no matter what. This had thrown the nymphomaniac for a loop. It was after this that Nemuri had started to reevaluate her life. (1)
For an entire month Nemuri had keep to her job as a teacher, a few cases, her businesses, and bothering else. She had cut off several of her more open partners. Hell At the time Nemuri was even having sex with heroes in the top 50. before she knew it she had called Inko up and broke down to the woman. Somewhere along the way during that year Nemuri gave up all her other sex partners and became solely devoted to Inko.
A year after their meeting Nemuri met Inko's son Izuku and she instantly fell in love with the boy. NOT LIKE THAT! Izuku was what Nemuri always wanted in a child. Kind, smart, loyal, strong, and he didn't give up just because things were bad. Since she herself couldn't have a child due to a bad mistake she made on an undercover op during her Underground Hero days. The duo got along well and while it took a while for Izuku to warm up to Nemuri, the duo eventually became quite close to the point that Izuku called her Mama-Nemuri. Often times she loved to tease him, but that was just because that was part of her personality. That and Izuku was just shy and The rated R hero loved to make boys and girls blush. Nemuri was a huge flirt and got off on people lusting after her.
"..on't allow yourselves to be intimidated by your senpais.
BOOM!
Everyone looked to the general direction of track and field area to see what that was.
A man with white hair and sharp lower fangs glared. "Aizawa playing loose with the rules again no doubt," said the Man.
"What is he doing other there?" asked another hero. A young woman that was rather skinny and pale, but was otherwise quite the beauty.
A small white bear... dog... ferret thing gave a laugh as his tail wagged. "It seems that our resident underground Hero decided to get a jump on things this year," said the Principle of the school.
Nemuri narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms under her breasts and gripped her arms. "If Shouta-baka hurts my son I'll show him death 1000 times over," thought the raven haired heroine
Location: U.A
Place: Track
Time: same as above
Aizawa felt a shiver run down his spine. Someone was thinking of hurting him. Probably one of his many enemies.
"Now that your aware of what's at stake lets get these tests over with. The first test will be the 50 meter dash," said Aizawa.
Izuku lined up at the starting line with The red haired boy with sharp teeth. Aizawa took his starting gun and fired. Both took off at a full blown sprint. Izuku crossed the line first at 6.05 seconds, with the red haired boy following at 7.02 seconds. Both went off to the side to await the others.
"That was pretty manly bro. You managed to out pace me, but then again i'm not built for speed, like my girl," said the red haired boy.
"Your girl?" asked Izuku.
The red haired young man smirked and pointed to where the next pair lined up. Izuku looked just in time to see Melissa and The pink haired girl finishing the sprint. Melissa finished in 4.08 seconds and the acid girl in 5 seconds flat. Melissa and the pink haired girl came over and smiled at Izuku.
"So your the kid that my Alien Queen can't shut up about," said the red haired boy with a smirk. "If We didn't talk about having an open relationship in the future i would be jealous, but you two are both so manly and hot.
The pink haired girl blushed. "Eiji-kun!" yelled the swatting his arm as he laughed.
"You two been together long?" asked Melissa.
"Not really. Eiji-kun and I have been going to the same since middle school. We just sorta started dating a few months ago, but we've been friends for years," said the pink haired girl.
"Oh we never got your names. I'm Melissa Shield, and this lovable guy is my friend Midoriya Izuku.
"Well you already know part of my name. I'm Eijiro. Kirishima Eijiro. Please Call me Kirishima. Eijiro just sounds weird when I hear people call me by my first name," said Kirishima.
The yellow eyed girl smirked. "My name is Mina. Aishido Mina. Mina is just fine by me. Mel-chan, Midori-kun," said Mina.
The Tests then proceed as Follows with each student doing their best. The Grip test, The Standing Long jump so on and so forth. Each event allowed everyone to shine at some extent. Melissa shined when it came to the standing long jump. Izuku managed to keep to the distance run and managed to run about 16 laps before he dropped out of it. The equivalent of four miles until they got to the final test, the ball throw. (2)
Each student that went up did quite well for what they had With The brown haired gravity girl and the ponytail girl throwing it the furthest. Finally it was Melissa's turn and she took the ball and took a breath as she focused on her energy and pushed as much as she could into her arm and throw the ball releasing a sonic boom as she sent it flying. As the ball went flying Aizawa looked at his monitor, before showing it at an impressive 804 meters.
"Your turn Izu. Good luck," said Melissa.
Izuku nodded and walked up to the circle. Izuku took his hilt and created a blade. Izuku took the ball and tossed it in the air as he took a hitters stance and hit the ball with all his might sending it flying. Izuku quickly dropped his hilt and aimed at the ball. And fired off a bullet. The bullet flow truth and intercepted with the ball and sent it further then the initial hit.
Aizawa looked at the monitor and smirked. "Quite an Impressive shot kid," said Aizawa showing the monitor at 800 meters.
"DEKU!" who told you you could do better then ME!" yelled Bakugo as he let loose and explosion and flow at Izuku.
Izuku got into a stance ready to counter Bakugo, but two things happened in that moment. Bakugo lost his explosions and several vines and other cloths feeling items
"What the hell happened to my my quick and why can't I move" growled Bakugo
"Thorn bind hostage. Sorry, but you left me little choice but to act," said the red haired boy from before, holding a green handle attached to the 20 or so vines.
"You want to die pretty boy!?" asked Bakugo in anger.
"My name is Minamino Shuichi. However if you must call me something, then you may call me by my Great-Great Grandfather's name Kurama. And to make a long story short you've been trapped in my Rose thorns," said the now named Kurama.
"Have another outburst like that again and I'll expel you on the spot Bakugo," said Aizawa
Izuku looked at his sensei and felt a spike of fear run though his body. His hair was floating upwards, and his once black eyes were now red however it was the golden goggles that gave it away.
"Red eyes, Floating hair, and Gold Goggles," said Izuku as he swallowed, before he got a nervous smile. "Thanks for reveling yourself... Eraserhead,"
Aizawa deactivated his quirk. "So you know who I am," said Aizawa.
"Eraser head? Never heard of him," said Ida adjusting his glasses.
"You wouldn't have and even if you did his name isn't widely known," said Izuku. "Eraser Head is an underground hero and his quirk is Erase... The ability to erase Emitter and enhancement type quirks,"
This freaked the students out.
"Yeah and it give me a bad case of dry eye if I use it to long," said Aizawa taking out some special eye drops and using them. "Now sit tight while I go over your results,"
Melissa ran over to Izuku and hugged him. "Izu are you alright?" asked Melissa pulling backwards and looking at her friend.
Izuku blushed and pulled back. "I-i'm fine Melissa," said Izuku, before turning to Kuruma. "Thank you Kurama-san.
Kurama smiled. "Thank nothing of it Izuku-san. I just want to help anyone I can," said Kuruma.
"That's good to know," said Izuku.
As Aizawa did his marks he was well aware that the students were getting to know each other. Names, quirks, hobbies. All that was being exchanged. This didn't really matter to Aizawa, because he had seen what he had wanted to see on the first day. His initial thoughts on his students were only slightly off.
"Alright gather around," said Aizawa as he pulled up the scores on a screen.
1: Yaoyorozu Momo
2: Todoroki Botan
3:Melissa Shield
4: Midoriya Izuku
5: Bakugo Katsuki
6: Tenya Ida
7: Minamino 'Kurama' Shuichi
8: Fumikage Tokoyami
9: Kirishima Eijio
10: Mezo Shoji
11: Ojiro Mashirao
12: Ashido Mina
13: Uraraka Ochaco
14: Koda Koji
15: Asui Tsuyu
16: Sato Rikudo
17: Sero Hanta
18: Kaminari Denki
19: Jirou Kyoka
20: Hagakura Tooru
The invisible girl fell to her knees and a soft whimper. All the girls gathered around her and began to try and comfort her.
"By the way I lied," said Aizawa making everyone look at him. "No one is getting expalled,"
"WHAT!" yelled everyone.
"Of course it was a logical deception to get us to do our best," said Momo.
"Don't forget to pick up your Rubics and class schedules from the classroom before the end of the day," said Aizawa walking off.
Kurama and Melissa walked over to Izuku who wasn't celebrating with the others.
"What's wrong Izuku-san?" asked Kurama.
"Yea Izu. We got past his test," said Melissa.
"I don't know. Something is telling me that Aizawa wasn't bluffing. Call it a gut feeling," said Izuku.
As the duo talked with Izuku, Botan looked at Izuku, before pulling out a notebook. And jotting down a note on a random page. She closed the book and began to make her way to the classroom. She had training she needed to do.
Location: U.A main building
Place: Hallways
Time: 0930
As Aizawa walked into the main building he found himself wrapped up by a whip. Grunting in annoyance he turned to see Nemuri and All-Might or Yagi as he preferred to be called in his mini form. Aizawa already had a problem with both All-Might and Nemuri for different reasons, getting confronted by two people who annoyed him was not something he wanted to deal with.
All-Might because the man made it hard for the Underground heroes to do their job. And Midnight because she turned her back on the Underground Heroes for the Limelight. He still respected them both as people and heroes, but liking them was another matter altogether. (3)
"To what do I owe the pleasure Midnight, All-Might?" asked Aizawa.
"You lied to my son and his classmates about the expulsion. Why?," said Midnight pulling her whip slightly tighter.
"I didn't lie," said the black haired man.
"Come off of it Aizawa-sensei. Last year you expelled your entire class due to lack of motivation," said Yagi.
".Like I said, I didn't like. if I didn't see any motivation or lack of focus in them I would have expelled them all," said Aizawa.
Midnight clicked her teeth and let Aizawa go. "Sometimes I forget how much of a cold bastard you are Aizawa. I don't see what Joke see's in you," said Midnight.
Aizawa turned and narrowed his eyes at Nemuri. "This isn't the time or place," said Aizawa.
"Midnight we'll talk about this all later, but right now it's best we let the matter go," said All-Might.
"Fine, but Aizawa if anything happens to my son under your watch I'm going to carve it out of your ass. Rated R isn't just for sexual related stuff. Don't forget my High school name was Mistress of Pain," said Nemuri.
Aizawa shivered remembering his second Sports Festival when he had beaten up her then boyfriend. The following round reminded Aizawa why Nemuri was a member of that Generations Big 3. "How could I forget,"
Nemri and Yagi walked away from Aizawa, leaving him to think about what was best for his health going forward. At Least for the next 3 years.
Location: U.A
Place: Outside main entrance
Time: 1600
Izuku and Melissa walked down the stairs of U.A as the day was done. They had a chance t meet a few of their teachers as well as read over the expectations. They both had their personal favorites. Izuku's was currently Mama-Nemuri since she actually helped him with his drawing skills. Melissa actually liked Present Mic the best. It was mostly because she thought it was kinda funny how his speech made him try to sound 'hip' when he was an old guy.
"Today was pretty fun day all things considered," said Melissa looking at her friend.
Izuku smiled back. "Yeah I guess it was," said the green haired teen. "And it will only get better from here,"
"Excuse me," came a voice from behind them.
Both turned to find Kurama standing there.
"What can we do for you Kurama-san?" asked Izuku.
Kuruma smiled. "It's not what you can do for me Izuku-san. I simply wish to express my personal intrest in our future relationship.
Izuku looked confused. "Our future relationship?" asked Izuku.
Kurama chuckled. "Please forgive my phrasing. All I'm saying is that I hope we can become good allies in the future," said Kuruma.
"What about me Kurama-san?" asked Melissa.
"You as well Melissa-san. I look forward to working with you both in the future," said Kurama as he started to walk away. "Also Izuku-san be wiry of Todoroki-san,"
Melissa bristled at this. "Why should he be wiry of her?" asked the 'not' jealous blonde.
"Because of her lineage," was all Kurama said as he walked though the gates.
Hiding behind a pillar not far away was Botan with her eyes narrowed. That Kurama boy was already a problem, but now he was getting in the way of her target. She kicked off the wall and made her way home. She still had training to do before the day was over with.
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And cut. I hope you guys enjoyed that chapter. I personality think this is the weirdest chapter I wrote since the Assessment test always annoyed me a bit. I think I finally get the way Aizawa graded it, but IT WAS STILL FUCKED UP.
Okay so what I mean by that is that Izuku came in last despite Jirou, Toru, and Mineta being there. Jirou's and Toru's Quirks were both useless as hell for the quirk assessment test as far as I can tell. And Toru is no better then a normal civilian in some regards outside of a stealth based mission.
A/N
1: Not going to lie Nemuri seems like more of an Underground hero that works best in undercover ops. At Least before she ended up in the limelight as one of the top 5 sexiest Heroines. A category I just made up, but I'm 99 percent sure that something like that would exist.
2: Ok real question, does anyone really care about the Quirk assessment Test outside of the ball Throw?
3: In most fics Aizawa and Midnight are either dating or just good friends. I personality Want to see how it works with them being somewhat hostile to each other because of Midnight's change of vocation.