Cat: My Hero Acadamia X Yu yu Hakusho

Title: Smile Bomb

Rating: M

Pairing: Izuku X Harem (Pony, Tsuyu, Itsuka, Reiko, F- Shoto, Melissa, Mei), Inko X Nemuri, Kirishima X Mina

Summary: Izuku born without a quirk, Born to the minority. Couldn't be a Hero. Only... every person is the Hero of their own story even if only one person calls you a hero. For Izuku to become that Hero all he had to do was die once.

Hey everyone. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. Also I almost forgot I'm working on an Offshot of this story. A highly requested one I must say. But that's neither here nor there. stay toned to the end for a sneak peek

Review response

LS14: So it's a bit harder to justify this. If we were dealing with real world Politcs then yes we could do something like this. Like you my parents divorced, but I was like 10 year old and they were fully divorced by the time I was... I think 14. Now Yes Midnight is WELL paid, but I never said that Hisashi wasn't Paid as well. In cannon they said he was a wielder or something. Here I never said what he did for a living, but his current wealth could be on par with a well Paid hero. Also I have things happening in the background of the story that make it... Hard for Inko and Hisashi to divorce.

Ryuujin96: Shocked the hell out of me two when the randomizer paired them. Kirishima was the best choice out of everyone for Kuwabara IMO. Most likely if I don't find a reason I'm not adding anyone else to the harem. I used Yu in the last chapter, but that was more or less because I wanted to show that Izuku has sorta moved away from his 'Hero' obsession. In a way.

AnimeFan13579: Yeah there is some compatibility, but like you said Most of class 1A is heavy hitters or scouts. We have like two supports and that's Momo and Mineta.

Shin: Most dangerous quirks?... Honestly Thinking about it I don't think his quirk would work with Most of Class 1-B

NinjaFang1331: Thank you, thank you

Shadow Joestar: Oh it's going to go down, but who's going to win?

Swiftrabbit: Elder Toguro is my all time favorite villain in any anime i've ever watched. What made him my favorite was that he was never really evil. He was just there. If Yusuke had never caught his eye then he never would have been a problem, but he did. Kinda like how izuku caught... Oh sorry. I got a bit lost in thought here.

"I'll keep smiling," speech

"That dumbass," thought/flashback

Spirt Gun! Attacks

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Chapter 8: BATTLE!

Location: U.A

Place: Teachers office

Time: 1345

Nemuri sat in the teachers office looking over some assignments from some of the older students. Sometimes she wondered why she became a teacher in the first place. It honestly didn't matter as much as she thought it did. She was content with her life at the moment. Honestly she just needed to talk Inko and izuku into moving in with her or her with them and life would be perfect. But that was easier said then done since Nemuri was scared of what their reaction would be.

"Everything okay Nemuri?" asked Mic... no asked Yamada Hizashi taking a seat next to her.

Hizashi -along side Aizawa, but he was an asshole at the moment- had all been in Class 1-A during their time at U.A. At one point the Trio were their own little unit in the school as their quirks complicated each other. While they were all Mid to long range fighters Aizawa made it to where it would be a problem to attack them if it was one vs three.

"Yeah Zashi. Everything is fine. I'm just a little concerned for my girlfriend and her son," said Nemuri.

It wasn't a secreat that the Rated-R heroine was off the market. Few people however knew who Nemuri dated. Her business partner, Principal Nezu, Genkai, and All-Might. The last one was mostly because they had seen each other when He had escorted Melissa to their house so that she could study with Izuku. While Nemuri had been a... hell who was she kidding. Nemuri had been a slut, but she still valued her privacy. One of the reasons that she had always told her partners that it would be a bad idea to go spreading it around that she had had sex with them, was because Midnight knew how to cover her ass politically. After all she tended to keep information on her former partners that they wouldn't want getting out. Quite damning information. Her life depravity, lust, and sex was an open secret, her partners were not. Something she went though great lengths to keep secret even from each other.

Hizashi reached into his desk and pulled out some bottled sweet-tea. Hizashi tended to avoid soft drinks as they were harsh on his throat and abilities.

"So what's the problem Nemuri-chan?" asked Hizashi.

"She's married to a Monster," said Nemuri frowning.

"Ouch. Is it that bad?" asked Hizashi.

Nemuri looked around the office and looked to see who else was there. "Hizashi your my best friend and I do love you like a brother. I tried to keep you out of it since it's me and my girlfriend's problem. But I may need your help," said Nemuri with the most serious expression she could muster

"What's up Nemuri?"

The Rated-R Heroine, went into her desk and pulled out a file. "One of my past lovers is a member of the the Public Security intelligence Agency. He managed to get me my girlfriends husband Security file. It makes for a very interesting and terrifying read,"

Hizashi raised a brow at this. "Why would he have a Security file with them?" asked Hizashi.

"Read the first page for yourself," said Nemuri.

Hizashi took the file and opened it. He read a few sentences and his eyes widened. "Nemuri... If this gets out that you have this even Nezu can't protect you," said Hizashi quite scared for his friend.

Nemuri took the file and hid it among her things. "That's why that file is going to disappear and your going to put out a few fillers with your journalist friends on the international and shady side and see what info you can find. I need something to put pressure on this asshole," said Nemuri.

Hizashi nodded to his friend. "Don't worry Nemuri. I got you. Besides consider this payback for Budapest," said Hizashi as he finished his tea and got up.

"THAT'S NOT FAR HIZASHI!" yelled Nemuri.

As he closed the door Hizashi let out a sigh. The things he did for that woman. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a burner phone. And pulled up a high Profile informant. This was one of the few people he honestly trusted when it came to information, even though they had never met face to face. (1)

DJ Professor H: I need info on a Rank 4 POI

Blank: Damn this must be important if your going that high. What are you offering?

Dj Professor H: I have information regarding the Drumming Hero: Drum-line.

Blank: I really hate that Prick. Done. Name your target.

DJ Professor H: Former Accountant for The Japanese Branch of International Syndicate Haze, Myidoria Hisashi.

Location: Mustafa

Place: U.A. Training Ground Beta

Time: 1400

Izuku and Melissa looked at each other not having expected to be fighting each other so quickly. Their Friends looked at the duo in worry knowing that while the duo would probably consider each other best friends. That part of their friendship was new and still fragile. Something like this could hurt their friendship beyond repair.

"Melissa," said Izuku.

Melissa gave Izuku a sad smile, before giving him a light punch to the chest. "Don't worry about me Izu. I'm not some damsel that will have her feelings hurt by her prince charming. Just like you i'm training to be a hero. You do what you have to do to win, just like I will," said Melissa.

Izuku smiled. "OK," said Izuku with a smirk. "Don't get mad at me when you break a nail princess,"

"Villain team Make your way to the designated building and begin peperations. You have 5 minutes," said All-Might breaking up the prebattle banter.

Melissa and Kurama both walked away to the building and once inside Kurama looked at her.

"That was a bold face lie if I ever saw one Shield," said Kurama as he took out a seed and throw it on the ground, before a thick wall of vines filled the hall.

Melissa glared at Kurama as she walked into the front room and picked up the Human sized 'nuke' over her shoulder.

"Kurama drop it and lets prepare for them to enter," said Melissa though gritted teeth.

Kurama gave a light chuckle. "The fragile heart of a maiden in love is a scary thing" Said Kurama as he went about securing the entrances.

Outside of the building

Botan stood next to Izuku as he pulled out his hilt and eyed it. She had watched him closely over the last two weeks. Ever since he made her list and she found a few things odd about him and his uirk in general.

"Mydoriya-san what is your quirk exactly?" asked Botan.

"My quirks name is True Spirit. It allows me to turn my vitality into Bullets and my sword. I currently have six shots. If I use my sword I use up a bullet, but I can only hold my sword for 5 minutes and if I let go early I can regain whats left and use in a weakened bullet. I also have a mild strength, speed, and stamina boost that seems to always be active," said Izuku.

"Interesting. Thank you for the information. Now I'll tell you about my Quirk: Cold Fire. My Right Half allows me to produce Ice that can get as low as -130, while I can unleash flames with my left side as high as 2500," said Botan. (2)

Izuku nodded. "This is going to make working together easier now that we know each others quirks. I know that Melissa's Percentage Control only grants her at max 30 percent and Kurama can turn Roses into weapons. That will limit their avenue of attack as well as their defensive options greatly. That means that they probably won't take the bomb to high up, probably the fourth or fifth floor. You have any thoughts on what we should do?" asked Izuku.

"We don't need a plan," said Botan as she took a breath and released it making mist appear with it.

"She lowered her body temperature," Thought Izuku.

"And Why is that Todoroki-san?" asked Izuku.

"I'll finish this in an instant Midoriya-san,"

Izuku looked at her. "And how do ou plan on doing that?""

"HERO TEAM TIME STARTS NOW!" yelled All-Might over the Com.

Botan rushed forward and placed her left hand on the building. "Watch Midoriya-san. Flash-freeze!" yelled Botan as the Building froze in just under a minute.

Izuku was in awe at how fast she managed to freeze the building. In one attack she had most likely naturalized their opponents. Izuku listened for the confirmation that the Villain team lost, but none came.

"Damnit! We have to go in and do this the hard way!" Izuku cursed.

Izuku harged in at full speed with Botan hot on his heels.

Room on the fourth floor

Kurama sighed allowing his breath to be seen. "I didn't think that the Dragon Moss would hold up against a Flash-freeze so well," said Kurama.

He had figured that Botan would try and freeze the building within a minute of them preparing their defenses and covered the entire room with Dragon Moss. While it stopped the room from instantly freezing, it didn't stop the cold for seeping in however.

"Good prediction Kurama-san. I'm sure Izu already realized that Ice-bitches attack failed," growled Melissa as she rubbed her arms and was slightly regretting going with a leotard instead of a full body suit.

What!? She wanted to feel sexy while she kicked ass dammit!

"So what do you suggest next. My defenses are practically naturalized at this point.

Melissa took a thinking pose. "We can't fight here with the bomb to risky, so I suggest that we met them at the 3rd floor and take them out or at least one of us goes out and take them on," said Melissa.

"Then let us go and deal with the problem. I'll move to the 3rd floor. You need to head them off at the second floor. Ladies first," said Kurama taking a piece of bamboo out of his pouch and extending it to the size of a polearm weapon.

Melissa snored. "Such a gentleman," said Melissa as she took off at a sprint.

Second floor

Izuku and Botan had just managed to get to the second floor and were running down a hallway. Izuku felt something in the back of his mind tell him that danger was ahead. He skidded to a stop, before turning and tackling Botan to the ground.

"What are y...,"

"BETA SMASH!" yelled Melissa as she kicked through the wall directly to their left.

Izuku quickly right himself and went at Melissa with a flurry of punches that she blocked using a classic guard. Izuku felt the air around him rapidly cooling, before jumping upwards as a wave of ice spikes charged towards Melissa. Melissa grimaced as she pulled her arm back and punched at the ice, but the ice encapsulated her.

"You could have warned me you know," said Izuku.

"I had faith that you would get out of the way in time," said Botan.

"Faith my ass," thought Izuku

The unusual duo turned to head back to the stairs and make their way up. As they were leaving the Ice began to vibrate, before it exploded. Melissa stood there and dusted ice crystals off her solder. She glared at Botan, before charging at her and jumping into the air. Izuku turned around and summoned his his sword and blocked the attack. Izuku intentionally made the blade blunt so as not to accidentally slice Melissa. Currently he could make the blade as sharp as a real Katana of fine quality, but anyone with any real swordsmanship skill could probably break one of his spirit swords at the moment.

"Get to the next floor! I'll catch up after I beat Melissa," said Izuku struggling with Melissa.

Botan took off not needing to be told twice. She already knew that Melissa was out of her league and she was a close ranged fighter. Botan was a ranged fighter and wouldn't be of any real help here. Her best bet was to go capture Kurama and secure the bomb.

One Botan was around the corner Izuku released the spirit sword making Melissa fall forward as Izku jumped up and crashed his knee into her nose, breaking it. Melissa screamed in pain, but kept her composure, Righting herself she put her hands together and clapped. Izuku froze as Melissa raised her foot and kicked Izuku kicking him across his ribs breaking three of them and sending him flying though two walls. Izuku pulled himself from the rubble and shuck his head.

"That was a hell of a kick. And that clap. When did you have time to get it battle ready?" asked Izuku.

Melissa smirked. "I didn't. It was only because of your hyper tension that I was able to do anything. SO we done warming up?" asked Melissa.

Izuku wiped his mouth and stood up before his Aura burst to life. "Yeah... Lets go,"

Izuku charged at Melissa and vise-versa.

Third Floor.

Kurama stood at the stairs before the fourth floor and looked down the hallway or rather he felt everything. Thanks to his Quirk: Accelerated Growth he could age plants to their most mature state in seconds. However that was his base quirk. Thanks to training he was able to make the plants slightly more letal then they were intended. For instance his favorite weapon Rosewhip wouldn't be as deadly as it was.

"FLASH-FREEZE!" yelled Botan as she stomped her right foot sending a massive wave of ice at Kurama. Kuruma took an acorn and throw it onto the floor and made it grow to a mature size, but It wasn't strong enough to withstand instant freezing. And broke as Botan broke though the tree hand outstretched.

Kuruma jumped backwards and thrust the bamboo staff forward. Botan pivoted and did a high kick that Kurama barely blocked with his staff. Reaching into his pocket he pulled out several seeds before throwing them at Botan.

"Thorn Bind Hostage!" yelled Kurama as the seeds exploded into several vines with extremely thick and pointed spikes.

Botan managed to get out of he way of a few, but her right leg was caught and scared to all hell. She grunted in pain, but it was nothing compared to HIS training. Landing away from Kurama she raised her hand and unleashed a thin veil of misty ice. While not really her specialty, Botan had learned this skill out of necessity.

This lasted all of 20 seconds, before Izuku came blasting though the ceiling with Melissa following suit. Both Melissa and Izuku were battered and brushed with Izuku's right eye swelling suit and Melissa having what looked like a broken left arm.

"Are you alright Midoriya?" asked Botan.

Izuku spat out blood and stood before popping his neck and massaging it. "I'm good Todoroki-san. That last attack nearly broke my neck. If I didn't roll with it i'd be in deep crap," said the greenette.

Melissa frowned. "You still alive though. And I still haven't gone past 15 percent Izu. If you don't want to end up in the hospital I suggest that you don't hold back,"

Before Melissa could charge at Izuku and Melissa Kurama held out his staff as he looked at Izuku and Botan.

"We are not without mercy heroes. If you surrender at this moment. We will allow you to live. If you don't I have no problem letting my partner continue on as she pleases," said Kurama.

Izuku glared at Kurama. This was a stall tactic. While it had been hard Izuku had managed to keep. He didn't expect Melissa to keep him so busy. They were down to 3 minutes and Izuku couldn't beat Melissa in a straight up fight or capture her. Her strength offset his skills pushing him into a corner. He had assumed that Botan would be able to beat Kurama, but Izuku underestimated Kurama's quirk. He had been under the impression that Kurama's quirk only worked on Roses. Apparently he had been highly mistaken.

"MIDORIYA MOVE!" yelled Botan as she throw out her right hand. "Diamond Storm!"

Water in the air froze and clustered together creating a hundreds of small razor shrap crystals that flow at Kurama and Melissa. Kurama acting fast stabbed the bamboo staff into the ground and created a mini forest in the way. The crystals bombarded

"Blow out the ceiling and go! I can only make so many of these things" yelled Botan.

Izuku nodded and aimed his finger up. "SPIRIT GUN!" yelled Izuku unleashing a blast breaking the ceiling.

Izuku then jumped on Botan's shoulder and grabbed the edge of the hole, before jumping up into it. He rushed around the area looking for the bomb, before coming to a large room and kicking the door open. There are the edge near a window was the 'Nuke' Izuku pushed as much of his energy into his legs as he could before he charged at the bomb.

"NO!" yelled Melissa as she released 30 percent of her power and charged at Izuku.

Izuku didn't look back, but knew that his friend was already about to attack him. He was inches away from the bomb.

"TIME! VILLAIN TEAM WINS," came All-Might over the intercom.

Izuku cursed as Melissa stopped mere inches from Izuku, before she fell the the ground on her knees panting.

"Damnit. I was so close," thought Izuku

"Thank the gods. Kurama and I barely won," thought Melissa.

Back at the Control Room.

All-Might stood before the four students. As the others looked on.

"Alright student. Who can tell me who was the MVP of this?" asked All-Might.

Momo raised her hand. "Sir while it was hard to say who it was I think the best choice was Kurama-san. He was able to stall out the Hero team and kept them from achieving the objective. While both Midoriya-san and Melissa-san were impressive in their own rights, they prioritized their fun over winning. I counted no less then 5 times where Midoriya-san could have captured Shields-San. Todoroki-san was also quite effective and could have easily ended the battle were it not for Kurama-san being able to stop the freeze from effecting himself and Shields-san. She also didn't make use of her entire quirk, hindering herself and Midoriya-san," said Momo.

All-Might sweat dropped at this. That was more then he was going to say. "You are right on the money Young Yaozayoa, however you failed to say one thing that I was looking for.

"What is that All-Might-sensei?" asked a girl who stuck out her tongue slightly with large eyes, wearing a green body suit.

"No Hero is an island. Even I myself must ask for hep from time to time. While I may be the number 1 hero I can't solve all the worlds problems," said All-Might. "But take heart and give these four a round of applause," said All Might.

Everyone crowded around them and congratulated them on a job well done. Izuku smiled and spoke with Kirishima about his fight with Kurama, while Melissa and Mina gossiped. As all this was happening the green haired girl looked at Izuku and tilted her head.

"He has a nice smile," thought the girl.

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And Cut. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. To be honest I wasn't sure who was going to win this one. And I mean that. I flipped a coin to decide and I mean that I flipped it when Melissa and Izuku were in the room. It was fate that Izuku lost here. But All is not lost. Next chapter will be a day off for our young heroes. as an added bonus I'll put out part of the sub story I'm writing for this one.

A/N

1: Present Mic is a Radio DJ AKA a Journalist and Midnight has had several lovers in this story and probably in Canon too. You can't tell me that they don't have some information and contacts on the shady side of things.

2: Can we just talk about how ass some of the quirk names are for a minute. I mean Half cold half Hot? Why not Thermal Regulation or something else. It gets the meaning across without sounding so... yeah.

Character Profile

Name: Minamino 'Kurama' Shuichi

Quirk: Accelerated Growth

Type: Emitter

Summary: Accelerated growth allows Kurama to grow plants several hundred times the speed at which they normally grow. As an added bonus, he an turn something as simple looking and weak like grass and leafs into shurken's and blades.

Note: Kurama's Great-Grandfather was a theif with a Fox-type Mutation Qurik and quite strong emitter type powers such as the current Kurama has. It should be noted that Kurama of old could not only advance plants, but make them evolve into what could only be called their perfect and most deadly versions.

Sneak Peak of [untitled] Spin-off

"Mama-Nem!" groaned out Izuku.

"Hello, my little Izu-chan," said The Rated-R heroine Midnight AKA Nemuri. "Is thing Big juicy thing for you Mama-nem!

Nemuri was the number 1 rated 'slut'. A title that she was quite proud of. Brothels, Love Hotels, and several other types of businesses. A fact that Izuku was quite aware off since Nemuri and his mother regularly engaged in all kinds of depraved acts. It also didn't hurt that Izuku lost his virginity to a few of her more raging slut friends The Wild Wild Pussy cats when they were watching him one weekend while Nemuri and Inko were on vacation.