Kaina used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. Years spent living in the orphanage changed that.
The other kids won't stop bothering her. Treating her like the daughter of the daimyo or something.
This pretty face doesn't suit her... A random orphan born on a certain day to uncertain parents.
Parents who died as soon as she was born. She suspected as much.
Getting a Bijuu? Just say no. The Kyuubi cannot legally enter your body without consent. If only things were that simple.
Back to the present...
Everyone viewed her as a frail little thing made of glass who needed to be protected. A smiling bundle of joy incapable of harming flies.
Even the younger kids.
The caretakers weren't exactly helpful at all with their extra effort to make sure their little princess is not hurt. They never stopped telling her to run away from danger and ask for help if she is hurt.
Nobody leaves her alone as she wanted. All of her unhappiness in the orphanage come from not being able to sit quietly in a room alone.
Imagine the Hyuuga-Uzumaki incident being public knowledge, all of those additional attentions would drive her crazy.
Or crazier.
Fluffy-chan doesn't like the sound of that. But the fox doesn't like everything, so his opinion doesn't count.
The Hokage must have noticed her discomfort of staying in the orphanage for far so long she ended up being everyone's cherished big sis to let her get her own apartment. Definitely not because he was wary of her emotionless caretaker.
So here she is, all alone as the proud resident of room 108.
The best part about being alone is that you really don't have to answer to anybody. You do what you want. Sometimes it's better that way, no one can hurt you.
It's not like anyone can hurt her, permanently, at least. With her Uzumakiness and cuddly healing factor. But they are welcome to try anytime.
"Listen, brat. You don't need to have a reason to maim someone. Just do it."
"And miss the opportunity to call it justified self-defense? No thanks."
"Details."
The masked Uchiha will pay. Not for using the Sharingan against him, but for making him stuck inside a fledging sociopath with... morals?
Humans. Making everything more complicated since forever.
"Don't you have somewhere else to be?"
"You mean the academy? It's okay to be late on your first day."
Or the second day, or the third day, and the other day after. In the world of shinobi, there is no shame in not being punctual. The Copy Ninja is the testament to that.
Nevermind the fact that said cyclopic Jounin is the sole surviving member of Team Minato and the last Hatake. If it worked so well for him, it would have worked with everyone.
Technically, Kaina is not a shinobi. She is a kunoichi. One who has just recently started her training.
And hit her head hard on the utility pole the first time she tried to use Sunshin. Shisui-san laughed so hard that day.
The Uchiha had it easy. He has the Sharingan to see things better. Now she knows why the Kyuubi disliked those eyes.
It made everything looks easy. It's basically a cheat code to screw with the law of the universe.
Screw the rules! I have the Sharingan!
Oh, and apparently it could control Bijuu too.
She could make the Kyuubi smile. While dancing and singing.
"Kids these days."
"Oh, did you say something?"
Five minutes. That is what it takes for the first lesson of the academy to start. Yet one Kaina Uzumaki is still relaxing inside the empty space inside her mind.
You don't know real comfort until you have slept in Kyuubi's tails.
Perhaps she should consider sending a clone to the academy and just sleeps here until the stars align?
A tempting offer, but how about no.
Kaina is not lazy, she is just conserving her energy. The Last Uzumaki in Konoha is currently devoting herself to a degenerate and self-indulging life with her pet Bijuu.
A pet Bijuu who is too tired to argue against his jailor because she has her own brand of insanity.
The world will come to end when Uzushio's forbidden seal becomes unlocked. But first it needs to survive an unhinged Uzumaki Jinchuuriki obsessed with being normal.