Authors Note: Happy 24th birthday me!
I do not own Miraculous: Tales Ladybug and Cat Noir.
Enjoy!
What is better than watching Ladybug and Cat Noir fight bad guys?
Watching Ryan, pool party.
The world was notified when Skipper got permission to come over.
They stopped what they were doing and came rushing over.
The camera turned on and they saw Skipper graced them in her jacket while wearing swim shorts and sandals as if she was going to the beach.
Barbie was also wearing her jacket but they can see the bottom of her pink one-piece swimsuit for a brief moment.
A lot of guys roared with approval.
They went out with her and met Ken who too was in a t-shirt and blue swim trunks and sandals.
All three began walking and the camera turned around.
At last, the world saw which amazing house was Ryan and Raquelle.
It was the one next to the white and brown house.
Ryan was waiting for them at his doorstep, he was back in his casual clothes and waved as teens walked in.
When he saw them, he said. "Oh, great, you guys are coming. I got to show you something before you get into the pool"
What is it? Thought everybody.
Then they entered his house and what an entrance.
Their eyes met walls covered with real diamond, a ceiling made out of mirrors, a carpet that sparkled, servants that wore nothing but fine gold suits and expensive maid outfits, and they had jewellery on a stand like it was furniture and a water fountain that connected the pathways to each room.
Nobody knew where to look, however, more then half wanted to rob these people.
Skipper said. "Damn. Am I the only one who wants to rob this place?"
And the world was wide-eyed.
Her too?
Skipper said. "And what crazier is that the house next door is completely owned by Ryan, just so that he can get away from his sister"
What?
The whole world went into an uproar.
Ryan owned the next mansion over?
How rich is this dude!? Everybody was wide-eyed.
Who are his parents so that they can invite them over for a thousand dollar lunch!
Ryan got to a door and opened it and walked in, they walked in too.
What they saw was a large room stacked with instruments and pictures of him.
He said. "Ta-da!"
They looked.
Barbie said. "... it's a room for of instruments?"
Not quite sure how they were supposed to be impressed.
But Ryan said. "Not just any instruments. In here, is every Instrument man has ever created and I can play them all"
And just like that, the room became more interesting in everybody eyes.
What?
He can play all of them?
Skipper said. "No, way. There is no way you can play them all"
Ryan said. "Look and observe" and then he picked up the harmonica and said. "The Harmonica" and then he began playing with impressive skills and all three went "Woohed!" And "Yeah" And they weren't the only ones.
He put it back and then went to the bagpipes and began playing a well-known song with it.
The Irish were the most impressed.
He then went to the drums and said. "The Drums" and then he started drumming like those world-class professionals from Tv and they can just barely see his hands.
The whole world was so impressed by Ryan right now.
The guy knew his music.
He finished even though they wouldn't mind hearing his killer solo forever.
He said. "There is no instrument, I can not play. And if there is. I have an app that tells me when a new instrument is on up for grabs."
And then he said. "When I was a kid, I was THE Musician prodigy. My parents knew I had talent"
Before he said. "Behold my WALL!"
And then the walls holding the room together began lifting before the world very eyes and what they saw was row after row of nothing but Trophies and medals.
Not 'you tried' trophies and medals, actual awards.
"Oh, my god," said Skipper.
"You won all of these?" Said Ken.
The world was gawking.
He said. "My parents enrolled me into a lot of competitions." Then he said. "I'm just going to miss being considered a genius after I turn 18. Then I'll just be another musician"
You'll always be a genius to us, Ryan. Thought the world.
It was rare for a person to be born so rich and yet be so talented.
He then perked up and said. "Anyway, this isn't the full thing. Come this way, to my most prized possession"
They followed him and they found themselves inside a bunker.
Yes, bunker.
They continued inside until they got to a room and Ryan put his hand on the wall and said. "Behold. My most prized possession...the Black Mumba!"
And then the wall gave way like in a space movie and they saw the sweetest looking electric guitar, the world had ever seen.
Gold with precious strings that were glowing, a head made from diamond and precious materials and on it was a gold carved wing.
The world did not know where to look.
It was hands down the most expensive-looking guitar they had ever seen.
The three of them and the world said. "Woah"
He said. "This is my baby. I built this from the ground up" he took it off the stand.
He said. "This guitar is one of a kind. Not just in appearance but nothing produces the same effect. I have engraved Black Mumba with the latest cutting edge Vashta Nerada technology"
At the mention of technology, certain people got interested.
He then took the black Mumba pick and began to play the sickest guitar rift they had ever heard and before their eyes, his clothes transformed into heavy leather and gold sparks came out of his shoes, his hands were glowing with the wing symbol.
Then the guitar began to affect the scenery!
Yes, scenery!
The scenery began to change around them as music notes floated out of the guitar.
He stopped playing and the effect disappeared.
Silence.
He said. "And this... My good people is the Black Mumba"
And the world lost its mind.
"Woah!" All of them said.
"Rock and Roll!" Said Jaggered Stone.
He said. "This guitar isn't built for a small concert. I want it played for real on the biggest stage, by the biggest musician, It deserves nothing less" he then put it back.
And people all around the world wanted his guitar, they would pay tens of millions for it especially Jaggered Stone.
A small piece of it was probably multiple years of a normal person salary and could set anybody up for life.
In fact, people had taken pictures and was going to have it priced later.
Truly Black Mumba was THE electric Guitar right now.
If it wasn't well taken care of, the whole rock industry would be angry.
He said. "Okay, let's go party"
And then the walls closed and they walked out and the walls closed behind them as they followed Ryan to the outside pool.
"Oh, my god!" Said Skipper.
Wow was right.
Huge, water everywhere, three diving boards, two juice bars, two snack bars, two slides, a bridge and last but not least hot teenagers with thin waists and six-packs were everywhere.
They had entered pool paradise.
Suddenly they heard. "Yoohoo Ken!"
It was Raquelle voice.
The camera turned around and the world went from 'What does she want now' to 'Oh, my body.
Raquelle was wearing a red and purple laced bikini and Sandles.
She had that waist, those perfect breasts, that face, the tall slender legs.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody face changed, and suddenly so many guys wanted her number and were simping for her.
When do you turn 18? Thought half of the guys of the world, ready to propose.
The girl may be a bitch, but she took care of herself.
The girl walked up to them, her hips swaying and guys around the world were ready to propose.
Some of them won't even wait until she reached 18.
She caused guys to blush worldwide.
She then said. "There you are Ken, should I help you take off your shirt?"
And just like that, half the guys snapped out of it when they remembered she was a bitch but millions no longer cared.
She was hot.
However, Ken said. "No, thank you" and then he took Barbie hand.
Raquelle looked like she smelled something foul.
Ryan said, ignoring his sister's mood. "Okay, let's party!" And then he ripped his clothes off showing red swim trucks underneath.
Everybody eyes were wide.
Yes, he really did just do the cartoon cliché before their very eyes and everybody's face was commercial.
Ken said. "You wore swim trunks underneath?"
He said. "I always wear trucks underneath. You never know when you need to get into somebody hot tub"
And Females all over the world blushed.
And then Ryan's eyes followed two girls who just walk by and he began saying. "Hello, Ladies" and followed them.
And then the music turned on and the party floats and bubbles were released.
Ken took Barbie bridal style away and Raquelle wasn't happy about it.
Skipper went to the lawn chairs, took off her jacket and went into the pool in her swimsuit on.
The party was in full swing and the view the world had was amazing.
Any of these teens could easily be models.
The world couldn't believe it that in their chaotic world, where Heros and Villians do battle and criminals are everywhere, this scene still exists.
Does this country even have any criminals?
How did this place become such a paradise while everything went to hell?
And apparently, Ken and Barbie asked Skipper if they can borrow her camera.
So Ken, now shirtless, came for it with Barbie dressed in her cute one-piece because she was pure like that and the view rose up.
The world travelled up Ken and he smiled at the camera.
Females worldwide were beat red.
While the males actually felt sorry for this dude, if he was born anywhere else, this guy would have no peace.
He said. "Well, you all are coming with us down the slide"
Yes. We will follow. Thought everybody.
He carried the camera with Barbie next to him and they walked past teenagers who most people had no chance with.
They went to one of the tallest slides and Ken put the camera on follow mode, so they can see both him and Barbie as they climbed.
It was a great view.
They got into the top of the tube and the camera was inside as well.
Barbie said. "Are you sure this is a good idea?"
They were going down together, as the same time.
Ken said. "I don't know"
Then the two began dipping.
He then yelled. "This was a terrible idea!" As the two immediately clung onto each other as they went down and the water came for them and so did the turns.
The world was feeling it too, as they came down with them.
When they were nearing the bottom, everybody noticed how protective Ken held Barbie, as to shield her from the full impact of the water.
They collided with it and both of them managed to come up.
They released each other and said at the same time. "Are you okay?"
They both paused before saying "Jinx" and then they both burst out laughing.
They're so cute together. Thought the world, more people now shipping the two now.
Suddenly Barbie said. "Oh, I need to find the restroom"
"What me to go with you?" He said, moving to the edge where Barbie got out.
"No, I'll just ask a servant," she said, getting out and then walking away.
The camera was still in front of the two so they caught Ken face as he watched her leave.
Ken face descended into such a warm expression and then it was gone and Ken turned around to swim some more but the world had seen it.
They had seen the way he has looked at her.
He loved her.
Not lusting after her because of her looks, he genuinely loved her.
Where do we send the ideas for a marriage proposal? Thought the world, Ken was clearly ready to hear this.
They can all imagine the wedding already and the adorable blond and blue-eyed babies.
Barbie was so lucky to find somebody who ticked all those boxes.
Hell, the Roberts were so lucky that they managed to come back to this kind of place and not have the world crash it with their terribleness.
If they didn't know better, you would think a god was involved in protecting these people.
Later, Ken invited Barbie to be his date at a high-class party.
The world ears perked up.
Where they finally going to see who ruled this beautiful country?
Was the world going to see how to get these people attention through Ken?
Please, let the camera come to.