A/N: Hey guys! Back again with a very different kind of fic this time, but I had a lot of fun writing it and I hope you guys like it too!
Sent: 2:23am 11/10/20
donnt let leo drnk
he brnedd flowwrs
Sent: 2:25am 11/10/20
Um...who is this?
Sent: 9:17am 11/10/20
Sorry, that was for my friend
I typed the number in wrong
Sent: 9:42am 11/10/20
No worries!
Sent: 8:58pm 11/16/20
Why am I always so exhausted
Its like im 25 going on 40
Sent: 9:00pm 11/16/20
Sounds rough
Sent: 9:03pm 11/16/20
Shit
Sorry again
your text chain is right next to my buddy's
Sent: 9:05pm 11/16/20
It's okay, I don't mind
Though since you texted me again, can I ask what happened with the flowers
Sent: 9:07pm 11/16/20
My friend Leo got drunk and burnt the half the mums in the planter by our window
Sent: 9:08pm 11/16/20
How?
Sent: 9:10pm 11/16/20
I don't know
I looked away for one second!
Sent: 9:11pm 11/16/20
Wow, thank you for that
Now snapchat can know the thrilling conclusion
Sent: 9:12pm 11/16/20
You snapchated my drunk wrong number text?
Sent: 9:14pm 11/16/20
Read that sentence again and tell me you wouldn't do the same
Sent: 9:15pm 11/16/20
Okay fair
Sent: 9:16pm 11/16/20
Well thank you for the entertainment
Hope you feel less tired tomorrow
Sent: 9:17pm 11/16/20
Doubt it
But I appreciate the vote of confidence
Sent: 11:11pm 11/19/20
Choose: A or B
Sent: 11:17pm 11/19/20
Did you mean to send that to me?
Sent: 11:20pm 11/19/20
Yes, I need a random person's opinion
Sent: 11:23pm 11/19/20
Wow, okay
Sent: 11:24pm 11/19/20
Will you just choose?
Sent: 11:25pm 11/19/20
Fine, B
Sent: 11:27pm 11/19/20
Well, what does that mean?
Sent: 11:29pm 11/19/20
Hey Wrong Number
You can't leave it at that
Sent: 11:30pm 11/19/20
You call me wrong number?
Sent: 11:31pm 11/19/20
I don't know your name!
Or anything about you
You know more about me than I do you
Sent: 11:32pm 11/19/20
All I know if that your 25 and have a friend named Leo
Sent: 11:32pm 11/1920
That's all you need to know really
And it's still more than I know about you
Sent: 11:33pm 11/19/20
Okay fine
I'm also 25 and I have a friend named Hazel
Sent: 11:34pm 11/19/20
Now I feel like we're even
Sent: 11:35pm 11/19/20
Wait, what was the choosing thing?
Sent: 11:36pm 11/19/20
I had two options and I needed a person not affiliated with my life's input
Sent: 11:36pm 11/19/20
Okay, I figured
But what was choice B
Sent: 11:37pm 11/1920
I'm quitting my job
Sent: 11:37pm 11/19/20
WHTA
*WHAT
Sent: 11:37pm 11/19/20
How could you put that on me!
Sent: 11:38pm 11/19/20
It's not on you, you don't know me
Sent: 11:38pm 11/19/20
But I feel like you should think about that more
Sent: 11:39pm 11/19/20
I have
I have a venn diagram, a list and an excel report on making this decision
Sent: 11:39pm 11/19/20
Damn
No wonder you chose a random person
Sent: 11:40pm 11/19/20
It's probably for the best
I wasn't moving up in the position and my boss is a dick
I have a masters degree, I could do better
Sent: 11:41pm 11/19/20
Probably
Sent: 11:42pm 11/19/20
Definitely!
I've got faith in you
Sent: 11:43pm 11/19/20
Thanks
I'm gonna tell them tomorrow
Sent: 11:43pm 11/19/20
Good luck!
Sent: 11:43pm 11/19/20
Thanks!
Sent: 6:36pm 11/20/20
How'd it go?
Sent: 6:45pm 11/20/20
Alright, I guess
My boss was kinda mad
Heard him mumbling to something to himself about women as I left
Sent: 6:47pm 11/20/20
He sounds like a sexist pig
Sent: 6:48pm 11/20/20
He kinda is, another reason I wanted to leave
Men suck
Sent: 6:49pm 11/20/20
As a man, I don't blame you if that's the kind of men you were surrounded by
Sent: 6:50pm 11/20/20
As a woman, I appreciate you acknowledging that men suck
Sent: 6:51pm 11/20/20
I'm down to fight the patriarchy
I have a cousin who leads this whole campaign for women and she makes a pretty compelling case
She's also kinda scary
Sent: 6:52pm 11/20/20
Artemis?
Sent: 6:53pm 11/20/20
Yeah, actually
How did you know?
Sent: 6:54pm 11/20/20
It's the biggest group I can think of based in New York
And judging from your phone number, I'm guessing you're in New York
Sent: 6:55pm 11/20/20
Oh yeah
That makes sense
Sent: 6:55pm 11/20/20
Did you think I hacked you or something?
Sent: 6:55pm 11/20/20
Maybe?
I don't know
You're smart, you have a masters degree
Sent: 6:56pm 11/20/20
Masters in Architecture
Not phone hacking!
Sent: 6:56pm 11/20/20
It would be cool if there was a masters in phone hacking tho
Sent: 6:57pm 11/20/20
I think that would do a number on our security systems
Sent: 6:58pm 11/20/20
You make a good point
Sent: 6:59pm 11/20/20
Well, thanks for helping me make the decision to quit my job
I feel free-er already
Sent: 6:59pm 11/20/20
No problem!
Sent: 1:55am 11/23/20
Can I ask you for a favor?
Sent: 2:00am 11/23/20
It's two in the morning
Sent: 2:02am 11/23/20
And yet you're awake
Sent: 2:02am 11/23/20
I don't have a job anymore
Sent: 2:03am 11/23/20
So will you help?
Sent: 2:03am 11/23/20
What do you need help with?
Sent: 2:04am 11/23/20
Well first, can I ask if you're in a relationship?
Sent: 2:04am 11/23/20
I'm wary of where this is going...
Sent: 2:04am 11/23/20
I'm asking for a moral reason
Sent: 2:04am 11/23/20
No…
Sent: 2:05am 11/23/20
Okay, cool
So, basically, what I'm asking is
could you send me a text at around 3:30 tomorrow pretending like we're dating?
Sent: 2:05am 11/23/20
I know it's a lot to ask
You can say no
Sent: 2:07am 11/23/20
I want context
Sent: 2:07am 11/23/20
I'm meeting an ex
For coffee
At 3:30 tomorrow
well technically today
Sent: 2:09am 11/23/20
Ahhhhhh
I get it
I'm in
Sent: 2:10am 11/23/20
Really?
Sent: 2:10am 11/23/20
Yeah, I've been there
But why are you even meeting her?
Sent: 2:11am 11/23/20
She's been out of the country for a year now
Part of the reason we broke up
We used to be friends so I said sure to meeting up
Sent: 2:12am 11/23/20
Fair, what do you want me to say?
Sent: 2:12am 11/23/20
I don't know...just something to indicate we're a couple without sounding fake
Sent: 2:13am 11/23/20
Very specific
Sent: 2:13am 11/23/20
I don't know
I've been single for too long
It's rough
Sent: 2:14am 11/23/20
I'm sure you have some charm left
Sent: 2:14am 11/23/20
Are you saying I have to charm you?
Sent: 2:15am 11/23/20
Who says you haven't already ;)
Sent: 2:17am 11/23/20
Wow
Sent: 2:17am 11/23/20
You're good
Sent: 2:18am 11/23/20
I know
Sent: 2:18am 11/23/20
Thank you so much, you're amazing
Sent: 2:19am 11/23/20
I know :)
Sent: 3:35pm 11/23/20
Hey babe, what kind of snacks do you want for movie night?
I'm at the grocery store
Sent: 3:36pm 11/23/20
Oh shoot, I forgot, you're meeting up with your friend
Sorry!
Sent: 3:36pm 11/23/20
Oreos
Sent: 3:37pm 11/23/20
Double stuff family pack
Sent: 3:37pm 11/23/20
This is why you're the best
Sent: 3:38pm 11/23/20
I know ;) can't wait to see you!
Have fun with your friend!
Sent: 8:15pm 11/23/20
You're awesome and amazing and deserve an oscar for being the best fake girlfriend ever
Sent: 8:20pm 11/23/20
Guessing it went well?
Sent: 8:21pm 11/23/20
Yep, it felt good
Felt like I needed to prove that I was over her
I mean I am over her
But now she knows that
Sent: 8:21pm 11/23/20
Does that make me a bad person?
Sent: 8:22pm 11/23/20
I think that just makes you human.
Sent: 8:22pm 11/23/20
Thanks
Sent: 8:23pm 11/23/20
It went good but then she started asking me stuff about you
And I panicked for a second
I told her you have blonde hair
Hope you don't mind
Sent: 8:24pm 11/23/20
Why blonde?
Sent: 8:24pm 11/23/20
Idk, I like blonde hair, I guess
Sent: 8:25pm 11/23/20
What else did you say?
Sent: 8:25pm 11/23/20
That you have pretty eyes and a nice smile and I think you're the most beautiful girl ever
Sent: 8:26pm 11/23/20
Wow, that's a lot to say
Sent: 8:26pm 11/23/20
I've been told I can be a sappy boyfriend
I figured it fit the bill
Sent: 8:27pm 11/23/20
Well you got the blonde hair part right
Idk about the rest
Sent: 8:27pm 11/23/20
No way!
Really?
Sent: 8:27pm 11/23/20
I'm confident that you also have pretty eyes and a nice smile and that you're beautiful
Sent: 8:28pm 11/23/20
Given that you haven't seen me, that's a lot of confidence
Sent: 8:29pm 11/23/20
I can tell
You're a great person
Sent: 8:29pm 11/23/20
I mean you helped me out when you had every reason to say no
I appreciate it
Sent: 8:32pm 11/23/20
It wasn't that hard
Sent: 8:33pm 11/23/20
What do you mean?
Sent: 8:35pm 11/23/20
It wasn't that hard to pretend to be interested in someone like you
Sent: 8:36pm 11/23/20
Thanks
Sent: 8:36pm 11/23/20
Wait
Hold on
Sent: 8:39pm 11/23/20
Did you?
Can you explain...
Sent: 9:00pm 11/23/20
It wasn't hard to pretend to be interested in someone like you either
Sent: 3:35pm 11/24/20
What if I said something
Sent: 3:36pm 11/24/20
You just did
Sent: 3:37pm 11/24/20
What if I said that I think we should meet up
Sent: 3:37pm 11/24/20
I'd say keep talking
Sent: 3:38pm 11/24/20
Do you know where Cali's cafe is?
Sent: 3:39pm 11/24/20
On 77th?
Sent: 3:40pm 11/24/20
Yeah
What if we met there
In like two hours
Sent: 3:45pm 11/24/20
What if I said yes
Sent: 3:45pm 11/24/20
Then I'd say see you there at 5
Sent: 3:46pm 11/24/20
You don't know what I look like
Sent: 3:46pm 11/24/20
I'll figure out out
Blind date style
Sent: 3:47pm 11/24/20
Date?
Sent: 3:48pm 11/24/20
What if it was?
Sent: 3:50pm 11/24/20
I'd say I'm okay with that
Sent: 11:20pm 11/24/20
By the way, I was right
Sent: 11:22pm 11/24/20
About what?
Sent: 11:25pm 11/24/20
Pretty eyes
Nice smile
The most beautiful girl I've ever seen
Sent: 11:30pm 11/24/20
Percy?
Sent: 11:31pm 11/24/20
Yeah?
Sent: 11:31pm 11/24/20
Go to bed
Sent: 11:32pm 11/24/20
I can't
You're not here
Sent: 11:33pm 11/24/20
You said you weren't charming
Sent: 11:34pm 11/24/20
You bring it out in me Annabeth
Sent: 11:35pm 11/24/20
What if I asked to come over
Sent: 11:36pm 11/24/20
I'd say bring double stuff family pack Oreos
Incoming call...
Sent: 2:50am 11/25/20
Now I can go to bed
A/N: And there you have it! A complete text fic! I read a fic like this a while ago and I thought it was a cool idea to write a whole fic through just texts and time stamps. Also shoutout to Raysofsun for the wrong number idea, Sunny20 for the blind date prompt and littlemissdemigod07 on tumblr for the fake dating prompt. They all came together pretty nicely for this one!
I hope you guys liked this different fic! Please Review! I'd love to hear your thoughts on this!
And as always, thanks for reading!
See ya! :)