Hello, folks. It's time for the third chappy to The Super Life At Metropolis High with Sonic Hurricane and the Superhero Boys going cow tipping. If any of you dislike this sort of thing then turn back now. I do not want any complaints. Anyway, DC Superhero Girls belongs to DC and Warner Bros.
Note: This chapter is an inspiration to the tractor tipping scene from Cars and the boys tipping cows from the film Barnyard.
-Chapter 3: Don't Have A Cow, Man!—
It was the weekend and Hunter was meeting Hal Jordan somewhere since the sun was setting. He texted the air rider to grab some dark clothing for this occasion and some boots for some odd reason. He shrugged as he peered in the closet for the needed items but grew confused.
"I wonder where the heck Hal and the other bros are going for us to wear dark clothing and boots? Oh screw it. Whatever it is, I'm sure it's worth my while since the girls are doing something.", Hunter said as he gathered the necessities out of his closet. He then stored the boots in one of his vacant capsules and changed into dark clothing as he told his folks he'll be back. Once outside, Hunter pulled out his airboard and took off to the location Hal wanted him to meet up. A whoosh was all everyone heard as the air rider boosted in midair leaving streaks of boost energy.
-At a farm somewhere—
Hunter met up with Hal, Hawkman, Aqualad, Flash, Beast Boy and Cyborg as the guys brofisted. The air rider puts away the board in his capsule and put it in his pouch. Then he'd puts on the boots as Hal greeted the air rider.
"What's up, Huntster? Glad ya made it.", the Lantern smiled as Cyborg and Flash hi-fived Hunter followed by the others. The air rider then looked around the farm area and asked Hal something.
"Dude, what are we doing at a farm with dark clothing and boots?", Hunter asked as Hal and the others smirked. Flash (Wally) explained what the plan was to come over to a farm at night.
"See those cows over in the pasture? Well if you ever seen the film Cars, then you know what we mean.", the speedster said as the air rider thought about it nd then it hit him like a ton of bricks.
"What? You're telling me that we're going to tip cows over? What the devil?", Hunter said as Beast Boy assured the air rider.
"Don't worry, bro. It can be done. Oh yeah, the boots are the perfect footwear in case you stepped in cowpies.", Beast Boy said as Hunter nodded.
"Glad I wore some boots. So how are we going to tip those cows?", the air rider said as Cyborg smirked.
"Glad you asked, man. We hop over the fence, creep up on a cow without getting kicked or trampled, then all of us will push it to the ground. Plain and simple.", Cyborg said with a thumbs up.
"Yeah and in case the cows and bulls try to chase us or the farmer spot us then we make a run for it.", Aqualad said as Hal nodded.
"Exactly. Aquadude, got the camera ready?", Hal asked the Atlantean as he nodded. Hawkman grunted signaling that the coast is clear with the boys one by one jumping the fence with Hunter shaking his head.
"Hopefully the girls won't find out about this.", he said to himself as he leapt over the fence catching up to the guys.
The guys silently crept in the pasture as Aqualad filmed the action They scouted for cows while dodging possible cowpies along the way. Hunter and Beast Boy found some cows due to the changeling smelling them out in his dog form. Hunter quietly gets the boys' attention since they are near a herd.
"Guys. BB's found some cows over there. He tracked the scent.", the air rider said to Hal as the Lantern patted him and BB on the bac.
"Sweet! You guys found some beef to tip over. Now all we gotta do is creep to one of them and push them down. This is going to be sweet!", Hal said.
"The good part is that our superstrength makes it easier especially Cy's and Carter's.", Hunter said. Soon the guys went in the direction Beast Boy tracked and picked a suitable cow to push over. Aqualad focused the camera on the cows as the group decided who to push over. There was a cow not too far from the herd making it easy for the boys to do the stupid act.
"There's the old biddie. We got her now, boys!", Hal snickered as Flash raised an eyebrow.
"Uh, Hal? Biddies are chickens not cows.", the speedster corrected the Lantern as the boys snickered.
"Okay. My bad. Let's just push old Bossy over before the herd finds out.", Hal whispered to the guys as they crept to the solo cow. Once there, they went to the side off the large animal and snickered.
"This is it, boys. Time to do the impossible of cow tipping. Carter, Hunter, and Cy will take care of that one while Flash makes a whirlwind around a herd, Beast Boy and I will do the rest of the herd. Let's do it.", Hal said with a smirk however Hunter spotted something off about the animal he, Carter and Cyborg are tipping. He spotted no udders which means that's none other than a bull. A testosterone fueled large alpha bull. He grew pale and tried to tell Hal something.
"Dude, that's not a cow.", Hunter tried to warn but Hal scoffs at the air rider.
"Are you chickening out on us, man? Are you a man or wuss?", the Lantern teased but Hunter groaned and tried to explanin.
"Hal, I'm telling you. That's a bull!", Hunter said but Hal didn't listen as he sighed at the air rider.
"That's a cow, dude. Now get your butt over there with Carter and Cy and let's do it.", the Lantern said as Carter drags Hunter to the sleeping bull. After everyone was in position, Aqualad focused on Flash making a whirlwind sending the poor cows in the air as they were spooked mooing loudly. Then, Hal and Beast Boy with the help of the Power Ring tipped the cows over with a giant hand. And finally, Hunter's group pushed the assumed cow to the ground with the help of Carter and Cyborg. Soon, the boys laughed themselves silly with Wally holding his sides while Hal and Cyborg laughed it up.
"Booyah! This is going to look good on video! And Hunter thought it was a bull. Get outta here!", Cyborg laughed as Carter shrugged satisfied.
"Yeah. The speed really does help lighten them up. We sure Moooved them over.", Flash said with the boys laughing until something unpleasant proved Hunter right.
MOOOOOOOO! RRERRRRR!
"Oh no! Now we done it.",Aqualad said as he whizzed on himself.
"You're right, Hunter! That was a bull! A raging, snorting bull! ", Hal gulped as Hunter rolled his eyes.
"I told you that was a bull! Now we're good as compost now!", Hunter hissed as the bull bellowed with t he cows angry at the boys as they lowered their heads. Beast Boy gulped and morphed into a horse as Aqualad quickly hopped onto him as Hal panicked.
"All right, guys! RUUUNNN!", the Lantern said as the boys ran for their lives as the cattle chased them all over the pasture. The boys yelled as cows bellowed ready to butt either of them across the area. To make things worse, rams were in on the chase for no reason.
"Oh great! Now sheep are in on us too! Hal, if we make it out alive, We're gonna clobber you good!", Cyborg yelled.
"At least we got a laugh out of it right? That's what matters.", Hal chuckled nervously as he flew hard but stayed with the guys. Carter flew while Hunter ran for his life. Flash laughed while whizzing past cowpies. BB in horse form carried Aqualad as fast as he could with the livestock on their tails.
"We're not going to meet our end against Luthor or any of the supervillains but livestock! How humiliating!", Hal said as Cyborg yelled.
"We wouldn't be in this mess if you'd listened to Hunter and look at the so called cow!", Cyborg said as Hal groaned as his Power Ring was near battery death.
"Do you have tto rub it in? Oh maan! I forgot to charge my Power Ring!", Hal exclaimed as he had no choice but to land but Carter swooped down and carried the Lantern to safety.
"This is pointless now!", Hal yelled.
"All right! Just run!", Hunter shouted as the guys and the animals made all that racket that they woke up the farmer shouting at the individuals as Hunter's eyes bug out.
"We're busted! Hurry to the fence and let's get out of here!", Hunter shouted as the boys heard the farmer yell at them to get out not able to distinguish anything but a green horse being BB. They ran to the fence as the angry herd moves on the guys.
"We're almost there, bros! Keep running!", Hunter yelled as the bull led the charge. Soon the boys were near freedom but the bull came to close for comfort near Hunter.
"Ok you big piece of beef! Time to blow you away! Eat this!", Hunter said as he launched a tornado blowing the spooked bull in the air and crashed to the ground knocking him out cold near the edge of the woods seeing Tweety Birds. The boys exited the farm and zoomed back to the dorms getting ready for school the next day.
-Next Day—
After school was over, Aqualad gave the guys each disc containing the crazy night on the farm. Hunter pulled out his laptop and the guys in the halls played the tape. They were unaware that the girls being Diana, Supergirl and Batgirl spied on them.
"Dude, we were so lucky to make it out of there! Talk about having your side of beef.", Flash said as Hal chuckled.
"Yeah. Who knew that bulls don't have udders?", the Lantern said jokingly as Hunter facepalmed.
"I got to admit that reenacting the Jerks scene was awesome. I'd do it again if I get the chance.", Hunter said with a grin unaware that sets of eyes spying on the boys turned into slits. The girls were mad when they saw the PC containing the footage of the guys cow tipping.
"What in Hades? So that's what they did last night. When we get our hands on them especially Hunter—"
"Not yet, Diana. Wait until the boys leave and then we get Hunter.", Batgirl said to the Amazon as Supergirl added in her two cents.
"That Hunter needs to be taught a lesson. He and those boys watched too much Jerks lately.", Supergirl said with her arms crossed. Zatanna, Jessica and Bumblebee silently nodded as they too spied on Hunter. It didn't take too much time before the guys brofisted and left,.
"Smell you guys, later!", Hunter waved as the bros left. Once the guys were gone,, a lasso wrapped around the air rider startling him.
"Oh no. There's only one person who could use a glowing lasso. They must've found out. Crud!", the air rider groaned as the rope yanked him towards the girls not happy with his mischief. Wonder Woman crossed her arms glaring, Batgirl and Supergirl shaking their heads, Zatanna felt disappointed, Jessica had an anime vein and Bumblebee in her bug suit ready to sting him. Hunter smiled sheepishly as he looked at the girls.
"uh. I can explain.", Hunter said as Supergirl puts her hand on her hips with Jessica glaring.
"What's your excuse? You and those idiots nearly got yourselves stampeded doing such a thing! And don't lie! We saw proof on the laptop and a green horse is none other than Beast Boy helping you guys out.", the Kryptonian said.
"I got to admit that it was fun cow tipping except for the bull part.", Hunter said with a truthful shit eating grin under the lasso. Jessica went on a rant lecturing the air rider.
"When I get my hands on Hal, he'll get what's coming to him! Cows have feelings too! How would you like it if we tip you guys over?!", the Lantern said lecturing the air rider as Diana and Batgirl nodded. Bumblebee zipped to Hunter and we all know what happens next.
"Oh no! Not again! AAAAUUGGG!", he yelled as Bumblebee stung him multiple times.
"This is for the poor animals tipped over! You're a meanie!", the tiny girl said as Hunter groaned in pain.
"You scared the Hades out of us! Thank Hera that all of you boys were unharmed!", Diana said with worry as did the other girls.
"Yeah. I almost got on the wrong end of the bull.", Hunter chuckled as Batgirl nodded.
"Yeah and thank goodness you didn't. But you oughta be ashamed for doing that. Thank goodness from what I heard from somebody that the animals are all right.", Batgirl reminded the air rider as all the girls agreed with her.
"Okay, I'm sorry!I just want to have fun that's all with the guys. Let me loose from this lasso!", the air rider whined as the girls giggled looking at him whimpering like a kicked puppy. Diana smiled as she walked over to the air rider.
"Okay. We forgive you. Next time, think of something else other than cow tipping.", the Amazon said as the air rider nodded. However, Batgirl cleared her throat reminding the group on what to do next.
"There's something that must be done.", the Gotham heroine said as she pointed to the disc tray on the PC. The air rider watched in horror as Zatanna pushed the eject button taking the disc out. Jessica made a hammer out of her Power Ring and smashed the disc to pieces.
"NOOOO! Why would you do that?!", Hunter groaned in agony seeing his copy broken into pieces. Diana and Zatanna put a comforting hand onto him.
"It's for your own good, Hunter. Maybe next time, you won't do that again." Zatanna said.
"Well at least there's egging people's houses, painting Batman's Batcave and ride purple and pink and then—", Hunter was interrupted by the girls glares making the air rider shut up.
"Okay. Shutting up.", Hunter said sheepishly with the girls smirking.
"Good. Let's get out of here and head to the Burrito Bucket.", Diana said as the group heads out of the school. As for the other boys, their discs were destroyed by Starfire and the other students that hated it. Other than that, it was a wild day for the air rider and the superhero boys on the farm.
(AN: That's the third chappy, folks. Sorry about the cow tipping but I want to get it out. To be fair, the superhero boys got a taste of their own medicine. XD! Anyway, y'all feel free to review your opinions of the story. LilMancub, out and I'll see you in the next one.)