Hey, folks. Time for another chappy in TSLAMH as Dexstar the Red Lantern Kitty terrorizes Lobo and Sonic Hurricane. Don't worry for no animals were harmed during this episode. XD. Anyway, DC Superhero Girls belongs to DC, WB and Lauren Faust. Let's get it.

Chapter 7: A Lantern with Fur

In Jessica Cruz's house, the Green Lantern had Hunter and Lobo babysit Dexter the crazy cat who is a Red Lantern. The kitty looked down on Lobo and Hunter as Jessica gave them instructions on how to take care of him. Hunter groaned and voiced his frustrations to Jessica.
"Dang it, Jess! Why did you have us babysit this fleabag?! We had to stop him from taking over Earth! And he's a Red Lantern?!", Hunter said as Lobo agreed.
"Yeah! Why can't Wonder Bra do it?", Lobo said but Jessica groaned.
"For the last time, Diana's allergic to cats! And the rest of the girls are busy at the moment. You two are fit for the job. Just follow my cat care instructions and you'll be fine.", Jessica said as Hunter facepalmed. Dexter had that snicker on his face as the air rider glared at the Red Lantern cat.
"what the hell are you snickering at?! Try anything funny and you'll make a very handsome throw rug! Do you understand that?! YOOWWW!", Hunter threatened but was hit upside the head with a book construct by Jessica. The Lantern got dangerously close to Lobo and Hunter as Dexter watched.

"That reminds me! If one of you hurt my precious Dexter, I'll make sure you two get what's coming to you! Do we understand each other?", Jessica said with the intense glare that screams "Hurt my kitty and DIE!" as Lobo and Hunter grinned nodding. Jessica's glare turned into a smile and hugged both boys.
"Good. I appreciate you two helping me out. Now, Dexy. Behave for your two sitters for the day. If you do, I'll give you a nice salmon as a reward.", Jessica said as Dexter shrugged though he doesn't like Green Lanterns, he at least tolerates Jessica serving him. The Lantern heads for the door and left the two boys alone with the conniving kitty. Lobo looked at Hunter with an exasperated look.
"This is going to be a real drag with this fleabag.", Lobo said as Hunter nodded. However, the cat didn't take that Insult very well and floated at Lobo getting up in his grill.

"Who are you calling a fleabag, imbecille? Watch your tongue before I do more than catch it!", Dexter or rather Dexstar growled as Lobo scoffs.
"What's a little kitty like you gonna do about it?! The Main Bro's not going to let a stupid cat make a fool outta me!", Lobo boasted but Dexter hissed and the red Power Ring tied Lobo up and slams him out the window breaking it. Hunter gasped in horror looking at the Lobo shaped hole.
"Dexter, what the hell?! You put Lobo through a window! Jessica's going to kill us! Now how are we going to explain how a Lobo shaped hole got there?!", the air rider said glaring at the cat. Dexter snorted staring at the hole with Lobo growling ready to beat up the cat.

"That big insignificant fool should've kept his mouth shut. Anyway, you feed me this instant! I'm in need of nourishment!", Dexter said commanding the air rider. Hunter scoffed at the cat as he carried Dexter to the kitchen as Lobo struggles to get through the window.
"How the hell does Jessica put up with you?! Besides, I'm looking for the cat food you're supposed to be eating.", Hunter said as he searched for the cat food. Lobo however ran into the kitchen pointing his blaster at the cat ready to send him flying. Hunter got startled and fell on his butt as Dexter glared at Lobo but smirked.

"I found you, fleabag! Wanna piece of this?! Hey! Why is the trigger at the top?! It should be down here! No matter, say bye-bye!", Lobo yelled as he gets ready to charge the bazooka looking device. However, Dexter jumped out the way and the blast left a explosion on the floor.

"Foolish cretin, you missed yet again. As for you blue one, feed me at once or perish!", Dexter said as Hunter glared daggers at Lobo.

"Lobo! You put a hole through the damn floor with the Super Scope! As a matter of fact, that weapon's mine! Give it back!", Hunter yelled as Dexter smiled evilly.
"I'd worry more than just that contraption of yours, blue cretin!", Dexter said as Lobo growled at the cat ready to fire one more time.
"That's it, geek! You asked for It! Open wide!", Lobo threatened ready to charge the Super Scope once more but Hunter snatched the gun away.
"Oh no you don't! We're not finishing destroying the house! Dexter's right for Jessica's going to have our necks when she gets back! No shooting in the house! Understand?", Hunter said as Lobo grumbled. The air rider found the cat food and fed it to Dexter before the boys looked at the hole at the window.
"We need to figure out how to fix that hole.", Hunter facepalmed.

======Moments Later======

The boys called Zatanna over to use her magic on the holes Lobo and Dexter made. The magician gasped at first as she glared at the boys.

"How did you guys put a hole through the window and the floor?! Jessica's going to kill you both for this!", Zatanna glared while crossing her arms.
"That fleabag put me through that hole and I had to blast him with Hunter's nifty gun as payback!", Lobo said accusingly as Dexter played innocent mewing. Zatanna narrowed her eyes at the boys for blaming the cat.
"How can you accuse such a gentle creature for this destruction?! I oughta tell Jessica what you two did! And Hunter, that Super Scope of yours shouldn't have been here to begin with!" Maybe I shouldn't help you guys for trashing Jess's house!", Zatanna said as Hunter freaked out.
"What?! Z, what the hell?! My parents will ground me for life! Please help restore the house! I beg of you!", the air rider said as Zatanna sighed. Lobo snickered but Hunter yelled at his friend to stop.
"Shut it, Lobo! You do realize your folks will ground you also!", Hunter said as Lobo scoffs.

"C'mon, geek! Watching you beg your girlfriend is music to my ears, bro! So sad!", Lobo laughed unaware that Dexter snuck in the living room to watch TV.
"Shut your mouth, bonehead!", Hunter snapped but Zatanna stopped them from further argument by shocking them with her wand.
"Now that you two are quiet, I decided to help you. Stand back so this would work. EROTSER!", Zatanna said as the spell fixed up the holes reverting the house to normal. Lobo and Hunter sighed with relief as the once made holes from Lobo, Dexter and the Super Scope disappeared.
"Thanks, Z. We thought we were going to be grounded for life. I owe ya one.", Hunter grinned.
"It's okay but seriously, please do not try and wreck the house again. I sure wouldn't bail you out again. If you excuse me, I need to go back to my dad in prepping for a magic show. See ya. NRUTER!", Zatanna said as she disappeared back to who knows where. The boys sighed with satisfaction as they figure out what to do next.

"Whew. Glad that's over. But Lobo, do not try and act reckless again! In fact, I'm keeping my Super Scope in my storage ring. We don't need another hole in the floor.", Hunter said storing the big gun in his ring. Lobo smirks at his friend elbowing his ribs.
"Heh. You're no fun. That Super Scope is cool except for the fact the trigger is at the top. How can you use that type of crap?", Lobo said as Hunter rolled his eyes.
"Hey! Nintendo made one of the best game guns. That one is the Smash Bros. version and for the record, I get annoyed about the trigger issue. Hey, where's Dexter?", Hunter said as he noticed Dexter wasn't there. However, Lobo heard the television running hinting that the bossy cat is using it.
"Here's your answer. Let's go in the living room and pay the furball a visit.", Lobo said as the boys followed the sound of the television.

====Living Room===

Dexter with the remote near his paws sat on the couch watching random shows. The boys went in the living room spotting the cat watching MNN (Metropolis News Network). Dexter smirks at the two boys as he lays his paw on the remote.
"well if it isn't my two loyal servants.", Dexter taunted as Lobo growled pointing the finger at the cat.
"Look, bub! We're not your servants! And why are we watching MNN?! News is boring!", Lobo yelled.
"And why are you messing with the TV?! Get down and fork over the remote before we make you!", Hunter said but Dexter hissed and showed his claws.
"Come anywhere near this remote and you'll be my scratching posts!", Dexter warned with his eyes glowing dangerously red. Hunter's eyes glowed green ready to fight the cat as did Lobo.
"Time to turn you into a throw rug, fleabag! Let's get him!", Lobo yelled as the boys jumped onto the cat but missed him as the feline jumped on them clawing them. The cartoon dustcloud appeared as the fight went on with all three screaming.

==A lot of bites and scratches later======

Lobo and Hunter laid out on the floor with band-aids and bruises growled in anger as the smirking Dexter took over the television. The boys were proverbially licking their wounds as they were getting tired of the cat's shenanigans.
"Stupid cat, you're making us look bad! YEOW!", Hunter yelled as Dexter threw yellow pages from his Power Ring.
"I heard that, cretin!", Dexter yelled from the couch as Hunter seethed. Lobo pulled out his R/C airplane and Super Soakers. Hunter rolled his eyes at the Zarnian wondering why the toys are out.
"Lobo, why are we pulling out toys at a time like this? Hey, why is there rope and duct tape?", Hunter said as Lobo cackled like a madman. Picking up what Lobo is using the items on, Hunter laughed evilly looking at the cat. The boys were about to do something dastardly as payback for what Dexter did to them. They went to the sink and loaded up the Super Soakers.

===After Loading the Super Soakers====

The boys with the Super Soakers spotted their target sleeping. They held their thumbs on watergun's triggers and crept onto the cat. Hunter and Lobo grinned mischievously as they looked at the sleeping Dexter.
"Look at that stupid fleabag. He thinks we're his servants. Hell no!", Lobo said with a glare at the cat.
"Not to worry, dude. Pump your Soaker, take aim and fire!", Hunter whispered as both the boys crept closer to Dexter while pumping their waterguns. Once they were near range, they smiled evilly like the Joker with the fingers on the trigger.
"All right, Lobo. Let her rip!", Hunter said as both boys fired at the cat drenching him in water. Dexter woke up startled as his fur was all soaking wet.
"What the? Why am I all wet? GRRR! You two cretins are the ones behind this!", Dexter said baring his fangs and claws. The boys laughed themselves silly pointing their water guns at the wet cat.
"That's right, pal! You're getting what's coming to you! How do you like them apples?!", Hunter taunted as Dexter jumped in the air ready to claw Hunter and Lobo's face off. However, the two water guns whacked Dexter onto the floor with the water blasters pointed straight at him.

"Do that again and you're sent flyin', geek!", Lobo said with a smirk as Dexter hissed.

"How dare you disrespect the great Dexstar?! You two will pay for this with your lives!", Dexter growled as Hunter laughed.
"Am I suppose to take you seriously? Don't make me laugh, furball! We're the top dogs around here! Not you!", Hunter laughed but was soon punched to the floor by Dexter's Power Ring. Lobo narrowed his eyes as Hunter got up furious holding a tornado.
"You two dare challenge Dexstar? Fine then! Die, monsters! You don't belong in this world!", Dexter said menacingly as Hunter narrowed his eyes.
"What is a cat?! A miserable pile of fur and secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!", Hunter said as he blew Dexter into the air with a storm blast. The cat flew at Lobo and attacked him with his claws. The Super Soaker flew out of the Zarnian teen's hands disarming him as Dexter and himself fought on the floor. Hunter aimed his water blaster at the cat but the fight with Lobo made it difficult for Hunter to shoot the cat.

"C'mon, bro! Just shoot him! Help me, you Prick!", Lobo yelled as the cat screeched still attacking the brute.
"I'm trying to get a good aim here! Hang on! Let's see, right about, THERE! Eat this!", Hunter said shooting water into the side of Dexter's face making the cat stop what he was doing. Dexter growled with his claws out ready to pounce on the air rider. But before he could, Lobo grabbed the kitty as the cat struggled.
"Unhand me at once, you cretin! What are you doing?!", Dexter ddemanded as he struggled. Hunter snatched the Power Ring off the cat's tail and smirked.
"Not so tough, eh? Well we got some news for you, pal! Lobo, keep that fleabag in his place. I'll get the rope and duct tape.", Hunter said as he got the two Items and the RC plane. The boys cackled as lobo laid Dexter onto the plane while Hunter taped and tied him up until the Red Lantern was secured tightly onto the plane.
"Let's go outside and take Dexter out for a ride. HAHAHAHA!", Hunter cackled as Dexter tried to break free but couldn't.
"You fools will pay for this! When I get out of these things, I'll make sure of it! Hey! My Power Ring!", Dexter said in anger as Lobo held the said item in his hand while holding the RC plane's remote in the other.
"Ah shaddup! C'mon, Hunter! Let's go outside and teach this fleabag a lesson.", Lobo chuckled as the two boys went outside.

=====Outside in the yard======

"MRRRROOWWW! Help me!", Dexter screeched as the plane flew at fast speeds in the air by the two devils cackled. They did twists and turns inn the air as Dexter yelled for them to stop.
"Stop this buffoonery right now, you fools! I'm getting airsick!", Dexter demanded as Lobo and hunter smirked.

"What's that? You gotta to speak up louder than that!", the two devils taunted as they intentionally got near a tree and dodged it to scare the Red Lantern.
"Do a barrel roll!", Hunter said with an impersonation of Peppy Hare as Lobo did the trick. The boys continue to have their fun unaware that Jessica was trying to call them specifically on Hunter's cell phone.

=====In The Van with Jessica=====

Jessica finished with her errands decided to take the girls who were also done with theirs to her house. The Lantern grew worried about the boys unaware that she is about to witness the devils.

"I'm worried about my Dexy. I hope they treat him nice.", Jessica said as Bumblebee smiled.
"Don't worry, Jess. I'm sure Lobo and hunter are doing a good job taking care of him.", Karen said as Zatanna nodded but didn't tell the girls she went to Jessica's to fix the holes earlier.
"That idiot Lobo better not wreck the house to the ground. Knowing him, he'll do so!", Kara said as Babs assured the group.

"Kara, don't be that way. Hunter's with him so he wouldn't mess things up. Remember?", Babs said as Kara sheepishly grinned. Diana looked out the window and spotted an airplane or rather the RC plane flying in Jessica's yard.
"Hunter and Lobo are flying their RC plane outside. Shouldn't they be inside watching Dexter?", Diana said glaring at the two boys as Jessica frowned.
"Those two! I oughta give them a piece of my mind!", the Lantern growled but Kara's eyes bugged out as she warned the girls.
"Girls! I'm not making this up but Dexter's taking a ride on the RC plane all tied up! Look!", Kara said using her super vision as the others minus Jessica peeked and right the Kryptonian was for the two devils cackled flying Dexter. Jessica's eyes turned to anime slits as she drove to the driveway.
"That's heartless!", Bumblebee yelled.

"What bullies!", Zatanna said.

"What fiends!", Diana yelled in anger as the van pulled into the driveway.
====Back with Lobo and Hunter====
The two devils were still torturing the Red Lantern as the plane's battery was about to die. In fact, the receiver spoke to Lobo as Hunter heard it.
"Uh-oh. The battery's about to die. Time to land this baddie but first time to do a corkscrew drop!", Hunter said as Lobo grinned.
"You got it, bro! Get a load of this!", Lobo said as he did a corkscrew towards the ground as Dexter screeched for help. The plane was near the ground in a corkscrew motion until Lobo in good fashion ppulled the plane back into the air until the battery decides to die prompting the vehicle to fall. Dexter yowls until Hunter catches the plane just in time.
"Gotcha. That was fun.", Hunter cheered but a female voice interrupted the fun and it was not good for Hunter nor Lobo. The boys grew pale as the six angry girls stepped out of the van glaring at the devils. Jessica marched over to Hunter and snatched the plane out of his hand.
"Hey, watch it! That's a remote control Arwing! Be careful with that!", Hunter said as Jessica untied Dexter from the plane freeing him.
"Thank you, Green Lantern! I was tortured by those two hooligans over there!", Dexter mewed as Jessica glared.

"I see you two devils thought it was fun to have Dexter involved in your way of having fun." You two have no shame at all,.", Jessica hissed as Lobo grinned.
"Yep. We sure did. Dexter sure did have some fun. Right, Pal?", Lobo said as Dexter yowled in fear.

"That fleabag isn't a Red Lantern, he's a Yellow Lantern!", Hunter teased as Dexter hissed.
"I see what ya mean, bro. He's a scaredy cat.", he laughed along with Hunter until Karen stung both with her stingers. Jessica gave the boys a piece of her mind after thanking Karen for shutting them up.
"You guys are so mean to poor Dexy! Time ro teach you boys a lesson! Get them, girls!", the Lantern said as the girls crowded Lobo and Hunter to beat them up. Jessica snatched Dexter's Power Ring from Lobo and gave it to the cat before the beatdown commenced.

"But Dexter started it! We got scratched and bitten for no reason! This is crazy!", unter yelled as the girls began to pummel the boys.

=====Inside The House=====

The boys were tied up by the girls as they crossed their arms. Jessica fed Dexter the salmon as the cat smirked at Lobo and Hunter grumbling. Diana and the others turned on the TV to watch some shows albeit a romantic movie.

"Let us outta here! When we get outta these ropes, that fleabag is a shag rug!", Lobo yelled as Hunter pointed at Diana.
"Let me out of these ropes! They're chafing my -dolphin chirps-!", Hunter protested but Diana puts her hands on her hips.
"You two deserve it for what you did to an innocent animal. You're getting out when we say so.", Diana said with a glare as Jessica smirked at the tied up boys.

"Can this get any worse?", Hunter said as Babs smiled evilly.
"Yes, it can. Play the movie for the prisoners, Z!", the ginger said as Zatanna played a mushy romantic film. The last thing before the episode ended was the tied up boys began screaming as the camera zoomed in on a grinning Dexter munching on his tasty treat.

Well, folks. That's the chappy. Please note that I appreciate—

Giganta: Giganta SMAAASH!
What the hell?! Doris, look what you did to my door! Furthermore, how the hell did you get here?!
Giganta: t doesn't matter, dweeb! I wasn't in this chapter! Time to give you the wedgie you deserve!
Absolutely not! Besides, you're in the next chapter anyway! And by the way, you scared my readers to death! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Giganta: KeH! Like I care.

Well you will because I'm not sleeping with a hole in the wall!
(Author and GIganta argues as Diana appeared in front of the scared readers.

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