Disclaimer: I don't own one piece or any of its characters. I just love LuNa.
Once upon a time in the lower level of Impel Down, some prisoners were talking about whose the love interest of Monkey D. Luffy.
"I'm going to kill him, and get Nami back. For sure she'll have more maps that she can give to me now that she's been travelling with that strawhat on the grand line," Arlong chuckled to himself.
"Nami? My babycakes? And Strawhat boy?", comes a question from an old man from the cell just besides Arlong's.
Arlong was surprised, thinking that the old man beside his cell must be Nami's father. Confused to what the old man was saying he asked,
"Babycakes? Cat burgler Nami is your baby? What are you talking about old man? Are you Nami's father?"
"No! I'm not her father, dimwit!"
"Oi old man, you don't get to call me a dimwit. Anyway, who are you?", asked Arlong. He's not happy being called a dimwit by a mere human.
"I'm the man who was supposed to rule all over the East Blue, I am Shiki!"
"No you're not! It's me Arlong! I am the one to rule the East Blue and then the Grand Line! If not that for that StrawHat taking my cartographer!" Arlong argued.
Shiki just scoffed at Arlong's burst. 'You are not strong enough to rule over East Blue or anything for that matter, boy. You can just keep on dreaming", he thought and was about to blurt it out but then, he realized that they have have the same enemy.
"Huff! You're name is Arlong correct?" he asked instead.
"Yes."
"It looks like we had the same Monkey who kicked us out of the East Blue. And you also mentioned Nami".
Arlong arched an eyebrow.
Arlong: "Yeah, so?"
Shiki: "That boy loves, Nami."
Arlong: "Huff! Loves her? He's just using her!*laughs*"
Shiki deadpanned at the laughing fishman. Arlong might be correct, with the talent of his BabyCakes. But knew that its more than that.
Shiki: "I can agree to that if he really is just using her. With navigating skills that match not even any weather machine. She is a gem. But I'm sure, Strawhat is inlove with Nami."
Listening to what the old man just said, Arlong thought back to the time and the reason why he got kicked out from Cocoyashi. 'Nami', he thought.
Arlong: "You know what old man, seems you are right. He did kicked me out of Cocoyashi and destroyed my Arlong Park just because of Nami. What about you oldman?"
Shiki: "He destroyed my plans and project because I kidnapped her to be my own navigator."
"Both of you are wrong. If strawhat really loves someone, I'm sure it would be Vivi, the princess of Alabasta", Crocodile chimed in.
Arlong: "Shut up you sandman! You're not part of the conversation!"
Shiki: "Oh Crocodile, so you're here too."
Crocodile: "Yes, I'm here. And I'm sure Vivi is Strawhat's love interest. He threw me out of Alabasta because of Vivi and not because of his navigator. So I'm sure its Vivi."
Arlong: "Oh really? But I and Shiki oldman here thinks that Nami is his love interest."
Shiki: "Stop calling me an oldman you fish bastard!"
Crocodile: "It's Vivi!"
A guard nearby heard the argument and decided to give his own opinion.
Guard: "Oi, you lot. You have a very interesting conversation and can't help but tell you that it's Nico Robin who he loves for sure."
Arlong: "What are you saying, you marine dog?! You are not welcome to join our conversation!"
Crocodile: "Hold on, what do you mean by that, marine dog?"
Marine dog: "I mean, he declared war against the world government just because of Nico Robin.
Arlong: "He did what?!"
Marine dog: *smiles smugly* "Tell me if that's not love."
Shiki: "A war against the world government? Huff! That brat really has guts. And is really confusing."
Crocodile: *Laughs* "I was sure he loved Vivi since he helped her to take back the Albasta from me. But a war against the world government just because of a devil's child? Nico Robin hah. I have to say that makes it clear. I would agree with this marine dog."
Shiki: "I still think that its baby cakes he loves though. I am also at war with the world government anyway."
"I agree with the oldman here", another voice chimed in.
Crocodile: "Tesoro, don't tell me you got here because of that strawhat brat too?"
Arlong: "The owner of the casino Gran Tesoro?"
Shikki: "So you're here too, brat."
Tesoro: "Yes. I am too was kicked out of my own casinoland because of Strawhat."
Crocodile: "What did you do for him to destroy your casino?"
Tesoro: "I almost crushed his navigator. And I can guarantee to you that he love his navigator. I saw the same hate and helplessness I had the when the tenryuubito took the woman I love and killed in front of me. Strawhat had the same look I had back then. And when I saw it on his eyes, I knew he loves the orange hair girl, his navigator."
Doflamingo who was listening just on the next cell of Crocodile and decided to join the conversation.
Doflamingo: *laughs* "I just got here and I know that it's no one you mentioned."
Crocodile: "So you decided to join, huh, Doflamingo."
Arlong: "So you were also kicked out by that brat. Tell us who you think his love interest is then."
Doflamingo: "It is Rebecca, the princess of Dressrosa."
Shiki: "Another princess?"
Doflamingo: "Yes, he also helped her. And as I remember, his navigator did not stay on Dressrosa during our battle with the strawhats. So it is Rebecca strawhat loves."
Marine Dog: "No! It's Nico Robin that the strawhat loves! Again, he declared war against world government because of Nico Robin!
Shiki: "It's babycakes! We are pirates you dog! We are already at war with the world government!
Arlong: "Stop calling that catburgler babycakes, you old pervert!"
Shikki: "I am not old, you fish brat!"
Crocodile: "Shut up already you idiots! I don't care who strawhats love interest anymore! It could be Vivi or Robin or whoever!"
Arlong: "Oi Crocodile, you're just suggested two choices there!"
Doflamingo: *laughs* "It's Rebecca!"
And they continued to argue. Back at the corner of his own cell, Tesoro decided to take a nap since the argument was not getting anywhere. But before he drifted off to lalaland, he whispered softly to no one.
"It's his navigator. I saw it on his eyes."
A/N: This is ramdom one shot nonsense. I made it on a whim and for myself.