Author Note: Happy 24th birthday to me.

I do not own Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir.

Enjoy!

To say stuff was going down on Earth was an understatement.

The human race discovered Omni secret bunker.

A good portion of the world sued fake Omni when it came out, he had been using Omni face to get free stuff.

Those who had left Omni fan club because of the fake Omni behaviour returned with joy after finding out their hero was not a scumbag and he had helped to get Paris out.

The world discovered who Omni actually was in human form after many eyewitnesses came forward.

He was a 14-year-old orphan boy.

The world called the disguise brilliant.

At that age, he was not too young to walk on the streets alone at night and yet he was not too old to match Omni body type.

They were all looking for an 18-year-old, who would suspect a 14-year-old of being Omni?

Especially an orphaned boy?

The disguise was genius and they can totally see Omni doing it.

And the fellow orphans can forward to talk about how he took care of them when Paris sunk.

He cuddled them, fed them food, made sure they were nice and warm, read them bedtime stories and tucked them in.

He was a very kind alien and the orphanage was shocked that they had been living with Omni this whole time.

Then the world feasted their eyes on the clear footage of who Hawk Moth and Mayura were.

World-famous Fashion designer Gabriel Agreste and his assistant Nathalie Sancoeur.

The two were currently waiting to be judged in a very public trial.

And there was indeed a story about three mysterious young people who helped Omni out and not only captured Hawk Moth, they also made sure Paris adults didn't unleash a justified beat down on Fake Omni's head.

However, the biggest story in all of this shocking news was the letter on the wall that said Omni had left the planet and he was going to hang out with his friends for a bit.

A bit?

How long was a bit?

The world wanted to know when he would be back!

When would their alien be back so that he can be classy and inspirational, before their eyes?

Before anybody knew it, a few days had turned into 6 months, and by then Paris had been moved back into place thanks to the help of the world and Omni's bunker was preserved.

One day, all their screens changed and they saw a gorgeous tanned girl with yellow sparkling eyes and yellow bangs in mostly red hair.

Holographic screens appeared before every human so that the human race was understandably wide-eyed.

She said, in a cheerful voice. "Hi, human race, my name is Yoko. I honestly wonder if you guys have seen me and Josh kick Hawk Moth and Mayura butt, yet"

Silence?

What?

Then they remembered.

They had but she had become magically prettier since the last time the world saw her.

Meanwhile, those who couldn't afford a screen was wide-eyed seeing this goodness before them for the first time.

She said. "I would like to give a huge apology to Hawk Moth son Adrien Agreste. I can not stress how sorry I am that Josh kicked your father butt in front of you. Your dad is a bad guy and he needed to go to jail or the Miraculous storm would have happened again and Omni did not have enough supplies for a second time around. I really hope you're doing okay, we know you're a good kid"

And everybody was wide-eyed, as she addressed Hawk Moth, son.

Adrien Agreste was in therapy and living with his questionable cousin, but he was alive and healthy.

Suddenly, they heard. "Yoko, what are you doing?"

The camera turned to display Josh.

Josh now had a lightning bolt at the side and was indeed hotter too, even though his dress sense was a bit weird.

The ladies were delighted to see him.

Yoko said. "Josh, haven't you heard of knocking? Your in a ladies room"

Indeed, she was a lady. Thought the guys lusting after her.

Meanwhile, everybody was thinking how peppy she was, it must be fun being around her.

Josh said. "Well, sorry. I just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out." And then he saw the camera and said. "And what you doing?"

Yoko said. "I'm recording a video in case, we ever make contact with Earth again" before saying. "And hang out? Don't you usually hang out with Brett and be weirdo's together?"

The perfect bro relationship. Thought the guys.

Everybody was amused.

Josh said. "Lord Omni is in there and they're doing something related to the intergalactic web" before saying. "And you know when they get geeky, it's impossible to talk to them"

Hello.

The human race picked up something.

Lord Omni?

Intergalactic web?

Yoko said. "Is Lord Omni still adding web pages about the Human race into the Intergalactic web?"

What?

And everybody on Earth eyes were wide hearing this.

They were being inputted into an alien database?

Did Omni get their flattering side?

Josh said. "Lord Omni finished that last month. I have no idea what their doing now"

Yoko said. "Well, this is great. It's hard to catch Lord Omni these days, I'm going to go talk to him"

Josh said. "Knock yourself out"

And then Yoko got up and walked past Josh as the door coolly opened before the human race very eyes.

And then the scenery just changed around them.

They were in a hall building like the inside of a spaceship.

Yoko said. "Eww, the guy's wing. It smells like gym socks in here" as she walked and found the room.

And the moment she did, the coolest robotic dog, the world had ever seen, walked out of the room, it was shiny, it was red with a white underbelly, had flaps for ears and the cutest green eyes.

She said. "Hi, Fluffy" she rubbed his belly as the machine was happy to see her, it let out a cute approval noise. "Who's a good Ultrapet?"

"Robot doggy," said all the human little kids.

"Ah, it's adorable," said girls, but not all.

"Can it turn into a cool robot fighter?" said the guys.

And as if hearing them, the robot transformed into a full-on cool ass fighting robot with weaponry poking out of its hands, shoulders, chest and even head.

In that moment, he had sold every demographic.

The robot gave a polite ladies first gesture, despite the weaponry poking out.

Fluffy was a smash hit with the human race.

Everybody wanted one, while animals wondered why they could hear boss music all of a sudden.

But even amongst aliens, Fluffy was a state of the art technology, who on planet Earth could afford one?

Yoko went in and their eyes drifted instantly to a familiar back that they hadn't seen in almost 7 months.

Was that?

The person must have felt billions of eyes on him because he rose his head revealing long blue ears under blond hair and turned around.

He turned around and said, in a voice, they had all missed. "Hello"

It was Omni!

The human face lost its mind as they saw the Alien they had all missed and many cracked open their books to take note.

Yoko said. "Hi, Lord Omni. I was wondering what you and Brett were doing?"

Brett turned around revealing the genius child, the world hadn't managed to see.

Young... Thought the world.

Omni said. "We are trying to update the intergalactic web without needing to be present"

So many people were in tears as Omni did science.

Brett said. "We are thinking of microscopic android Diaspora (Large order of flying insects) or we rig several devices made from the trash planet to let out a scan every week to various parts of the galaxy that scans on a subatomic level"

And everybody and their grandparents looked at this child with opened mouth.

How old is this child!?

Brett said with a smile. "It's going to be so sweet"

And then Omni smiled big.

Yes, smiled big and then they high five each other like sportsmates and the world was in shock since they had never seen Omni smile so wildly before.

You could really tell they were friends.

And then there was a knock at the door.

Yoko said. "Come in"

And the door opened and what the world saw next had them gawking.

Dressed in a white and blue spacesuit, was a guy who could only be described as a humanoid squid that was blue with green patches all over and small orange eyes with black rims and a black iris.

There were no ears.

It was a person they can physically see was an alien-like Omni.

The world was silent before coming closer to their screens.

The world snapped pictures, Nasa yelled to document, every alien lover looked like a crazy person.

Yoko said. "Hi, Spavid"

Everybody face changed.

Spavid?

An alien name!

The human race was hyperventilating.

What species?

What does he look like on the inside?

The guy would be alarmed if he ever met a human being right now.

He said, in a very unique voice. "Hi, Yoko"

The effect was immediant.

Woah, that voice! Thought the human race wide eyed, they had never heard anything like it.

To think he would sound so interesting.

It was not the voice of a human being.

The world would pay good money to follow this guy for a day.

How deep where his emotions?

Spavid then said with all seriousness. "Lord Omni, you asked me to remind you about the mission"

The camera turned to Omni.

"Oh, right," said Omni. "I was just so excited to collect more data that I forgot the time"

And then he began to transform before their very eyes into the teen, half the world didn't believe was him.

Well, they believed it now, as he turned into Xavier the orphan boy.

Everybody mouth opened wide.

Omni said, in a completely different tone of voice but still sounded Omni-ish. "Let's go. This body is very good for infiltration"

Very good indeed.

And then Omni left with his fellow alien and they were gone in some light.

A second later, Josh, shuffled into the room and said. "Oh, Lord Omni is gone"

He then turned to Fluffy and said. "Hey, boy. Want a metal snack?"

Fluffy barked in approval.

The teen went to get the special snacks and gave Fluffy a snack and the dog was plain adorable.

A lot of humans resolved to steal this pet if they ever got the chance.

And then there was a knock at the door.

"Come in," said Josh.

The human race feasted their eyes on a guy who had the most normal haircut they've seen so far.

Brown low cut hair, green eyes with black pupils, tanned skin and dressed in a blue shirt underneath an orange and white jock shirt, jeans and shoes.

He saw them and said, in the most assholish tone the world had ever heard. "Oh, I thought somebody actually important was in here. Instead, I see Miss toned death who can't sing to save her life" everybody face changed and Yoko didn't look happy. "The Supreme shortie who can't even use a normal size blaster" Brett frowned and then he finished roasting them by saying. "And Daddy's piggybank"

And the humans face changed as they learned new things.

Josh said. "I'm sorry but who was it that saved you and your crew's butt when an intergalactic criminal hurdled you into a black hole just last week?"

And the human race was wide-eyed, as they didn't expect the conversion to become this interesting.

An Intergalactic criminal hurdled them into a black hole?

What the hell do you guys do!?

Omni was staying in an amazing place.

The guy said. "Yeah, well, that's to be expected" and then he smiled and said. "And nice try. Everybody heard about you chickening out of swim class this morning because your afraid of water"

And Josh turned purple from his nose to his cheeks but not his ears and the human race was facinated.

So this guy really isn't human. Thought the world.

Interesting.

What planet looks like their own?

And then they were about to experience another none human reaction.

Bobby walked out laughing and a second after the door closed, they heard. "Judemei"

The human race eyes were wide.

He continued laughing as he walked away and that word kept coming up like a hiccup.

It was simply a natural thing in his laugh.

"God, I hate that guy," said Josh.

"Join the club," said Brett.

"I can too sing," said Yoko and then she began singing but instead of loveliness, it felt like their ears were being assaulted with the worst sound they had ever heard.

The human race covered their ears, including the aliens and Fluffy.

Everybody from the world leaders to the poorest person were begging for her to stop.

Thankfully, she stopped and it was mercy to billions of ears.

She said. "I can too sing. I have fans"

Are your fans deaf or dead? Thought the world, still reeling from the assault to their ears drums.

"Yeah, in the part of the Galaxy where terrible singing is the best thing since slice bread," said Josh.

And then all the screen just disappeared.

The human race was silent.

The universe was amazing.