Hey folks. Time for another chappy where Hunter hangs out with Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn for the afternoon. Shout out to AlphaGodzilla19 for this idea. This is for you, dawg. XD
A brief update but I changed the fanfic title to The Adventures of Captain Hurricane and the Superhero Girls and updated the summary. And also this chappy will have suggestive themes and PG-13 humor. You've been warned. Anyway, I do not own anything in this fic. Let's get it.
===Chapter 13: Flower Bomb=====
Hunter was done with school and he made a promise to Pam and Harley that he'd hang out at the former's house. The Superhero Girls were busy with something while Lobo had to do chores as soon as he got home from school. The air rider ran outside and rode on his board to the place Pam told him to meet her and Harley at. The blue hero decided to speed on land thanks to Mr. and Mrs. Zell's upgrades. Hunter cranked his tunes to Apotos Windmill Stage from Sonic Unleashed as the board whizzed through the city. The breeze was perfect for racing his board as he nearly ran over Clark Kent who in turn had a clueless look on his face and went on his way.
The air rider whizzed through traffic until he stopped by a two-story house with a lovely garden of begonias, petunias, roses and other plants. Hunter turns off the board's engine and puts it away in the capsule and went to the porch to wait for Pam and Harley to show up.
"Okay. This is the place I was told about. It may take a while for them to get there.", Hunter said but felt his bladder begging to release. He groaned as he couldn't enter the house yet. The blue hero eyed a beautiful tree and thought about doing it.
"Geez. I need to take a whiz but I'll have to do it on this tree without getting caught. Man I should've went before heading out the school. Oh well. Here goes nothin'.", Hunter said as he sped to the tree to pee. He hiked his leg up and hust peed on the tree as he hears Pam pull up the driveway with a shocked face while Harley laughed herself silly. The ginger shook off the shock and blew the horn to startle Hunter as he nearly peed on his shoes but he got it all out on the tree leaving a big wet mark on the trunk.
"YIPES! Glad I was done—Hey, girls. Didn't know you two were here earlier than expected.", Hunter sheepishly grinned as Pam in comical rage got up in Hunter's grill.
"How disgusting! How dare you defile an innocent tree with your pee?! You people make me sick disrespecting plants and nature as a whole like that!", Pam yelled as Harley pulled her away.
"Don't worry about her, Puddin'. She's plant crazy sometimes. Very passionate, ya know.", the blonde said as Hunter chuckled.
"I see. Well we're all here at least.", Hunter said as Ivy broke off the awkwardness.
"Y-yeah. Just don't touch anything yet. You just peed on my tree after all. Soon as we're inside, you're washing your hands.", Pam said as Hunter grinned. Harley giggled as Pam grabbed Hunter's arm while the blonde had the other as they head inside. The inside of the house looked like you would see in nature with various plants. Even the sweet smell of them caught Hunter's nose as he smiled. His train of thought halted when Pam tapped him on the shoulder pointing to the bathroom door opening it.
"Okay, you. There's the bathroom. Please wash your hands good. I'm a clean person and you should be the same.", Pam said as Hunter shrugs.
"Oh all right, Ms. Lorax. Whatever you say.", Hunter teased as Harley laughed silly.
"We'll wait for ya outside, Puddin'. Take ya time. Hee-hee.", the pigtailed blonde smiled as Hunter nodded entering the bathroom.
Once he was done, Harley glomps him as Hunter blushes at the pigtailed blonde. Pam deadpanned at her friend's position onto the air rider. The ginger cleared her throat stopping the glomping.
"Harley, I think Hunter needs some breathing room right now.", she said as Harley lets go of the blushing Hunter. Pam saw this and sweatderopped at Harley's antics and at Hunter's expression.
"Now look what you did, Harley. You broke him.", she said as Harley gasped.
"Broken? How? He still has his limbs intact. I'll fix that, Pam.", Harley beamed as she pulled out an airhorn. She went up to the air rider and blared it in his face spooking him out of his trance.
"AAAAUGG!"
Hunter jumped in the air hitting his head on the ceiling as he falls to the floor with anime swirls. Ivy glared at a sheepish Harley and pointed to a dazed Hunter.
"Way to go, Harley. You sent him flying to the ceiling. I'll carry him to the living room. You go get the smelling salts from the kitchen and an icepack while you're at it.", Ivy said as she used her vines to carry the unconscious teen against her boobs bridal style to the living room. She carried him to the couch but blushed at the tone muscular form of the hero as she placed him on her couch.
"Gosh. He's so handsome.", Pam said to herself eyeing the hero.
"He sure is!"
"EEEEE!", Ivy screamed as she fell on her butt as Harley spooked her. The ginger got up and dusted herself off glaring at the blonde.
"Harley! You almost sent me into a coma scaring me like that! Anyway, do you have the smelling salts and icepack?", she said as Harley bounced over to the plant girl.
"Yeppers! I have 'em right here to wake up Puddin'.", Harley said giving the salts to Ivy.
"Stand back. We don't want another episode coming from you.", Pam said rolling her eyes as Harley pouted.
"Hey. What's that suppose to mean?", Harley whined as Ivy ignores her putting the smelling salts near Hunter's nose. It seems the salts worked as Hunter opened his eyes regaining his vision as he spots Pam and a bouncing Harley beside him. Hunter groaned rubbing his head as he tries to sit up.
"Damn! My head hurts like hell. Owwww!", he groaned as Harley sheepishly grinned remembering how he got in that state to begin with. Ivy sighed at Harley and looked t Hunter with a blush. She took the icepack from Harley and placed it on Hunter's head.
"You took a nasty bump there. Keep this icepack on you. It should keep the pain to a minimum.", Ivy said as Hunter sat completely up in the center of the couch. The girls sat beside him with Harley on his right and Pam on the left. Pam grabbed the remote to turn to something. She ran into a show with the intro sounding something like this.
"All God's creatures fresh off the grill! So come on down to Mr. Meaty where friends need to eat meat!"
Hunter's eyes widened at the show with a smile recognizing the show.
"Mr. Meaty? I love that show!"
"I know right? I like meat. Plants are friends, not food.", Ivy beamed as the trio watched the show.
During the show, Hunter was enjoying himself forgetting about how busy the Superhero Girls and Lobo were. Some of the show's humor made the trio laugh their butts off. Harley however cackled harder as Hunter and Ivy's laughter died down. The silence was short lived at the end of the show where Hunter's or rather the trio's bellies rumbled.
"Hee-hee. My tummy's talkin'.", Harley giggled as Ivy and Hunter nodded. The ginger had an idea for the trio to eat.
"My parents left me some money to use for food only. They're at an important meeting at their jobs but we can order up a pizza.", Pam said as Hunter forgot something.
"Shoot. My phone's dead. I forgot to charge it at school.", he confessed as Pam and Harley assured him of the situation.
"No worries. I'll use my cell phone to order up some grub. Besides, I have a charger you can use.", Harley said as Hunter handed the dead phone to the blonde. After she plugged the phone to the wall, Harley used her phone to order the pizzas under Ivy's instructions.
"No anchovies."
"And no olives neither. I hate those.", Pam and Hunter said respectively as Harley got their requests done in a jiffy. Soon, the call ended with Harley hanging up the phone going back to their seats as the news came on about Sonic Hurricane and Static debate being the best flyers on boards.
"The grub's comin' in 30 minutes. Say, what's on now?", Harley said as she eyed Hunter's secret alter ego.
"Oh goody! It's Sonic Hurricane!", Harley giggled as Ivy scoffs at the alter ego.
"That no good blue pipsqueak and his friends always foils our plans. Who does he think he is?!", Ivy hissed as Hunter listened with a frown on his face. But he remembered that they're mentioning the hero part of him unaware that Hunter is that hero.
"Oh come on, Pam. He ain't that bad. He's only a party pooper. We know how to have fun.", Harley said as Hunter and Pam nodded.
"That name Sonic Hurricane doesn't sound right. Or rather the first half of his name. If it was Captain Hurricane or Mighty Hurricane, then I'll take him seriously.", Ivy said as Hunter deep down knew that it was the truth. He made a mental note to let the team know about the name modification. He smelled the plants present in the room as he talked to Pam.
"Say, Pam. I like the plants in here especially the orchids. They smell good.", he said as Ivy smiled and blushed.
"Really? Thank you. I take pride in collecting plants of many kinds. I want to be a botanist someday. And even own a florist shop housing many flowers.", she said as Hunter nodded.
"That's a goal to have. Though I'm not that deep into plants, I'm into mechanics and technology. In fact, I'm striving to be an engineer in mechanics and electrical. Who knows. My ideas would help your plants out.", he said with a smirk as Pam smiled.
"I can respect that. I can see you do something like that.", she said with a smile as Harley spots her blushing.
"Ah-ah-ah, Pam. You naughty girl. You do realize Doris will get us for getting her Puddin'.", Harley teased as Hunter and Pam blushed.
"Hey! Haven't you forgotten that Diana, Beecher and some of the girls are into him as well? Can't blame them. He seems really cute.", Pam said winking at Hunter. The air rider's you-know-what grew "excited" as Harley noticed this and tapped Pam on the shoulder. She whispered in her ear pointing at it pitching a tent of his pants.
"You're gettin' excited there, Puddin'.", Harley said smiling as Hunter grew confused.
"Whatcha mean?", Hunter said clueless as Pam explained.
"The part you used to mark my tree.", she said with a smirk as Hunter caught the hint and blushed like a tomato looking down at what Pam and Harley was referring to.
"Gosh. Silly me.", Hunter sheepishly grinned as Pam and Harley giggled.
"Don't worry, Puddin'. It's okay. We girls get "excited" if you know what I mean. In fact, we get—Owww!"
"Don't even go there, Harley! You'll get him riled up. Don't listen to her, Hunter. She's always get into her ideas.", Pam said interrupting her friend's comments. Anyway, let's play truth or dare.", Pam said as Harley and Hunter grew amused.
"I'll ask first to Hunter, truth or dare?", Pam asked as Hunter thought for a moment.
"Truth"
"I thought you were going for dare but okay. Are you a one woman type of guy? Be honest.", Ivy slyly smirked as Hunter raised an eyebrow.
"Don't be shy, Puddin'. We'll understand.", Harley said encouraging Hunter to answer as he gulped.
"CHAAA! C'mon, dude! Gather your cannolis and be real about it! You know what you like!", said Inner Hunter as Hunter gulped and answered.
"Well to be honest, I'm a harem kind of guy.", he said as Pam and Harley smirked at his response.
"Oooh. A harem guy you say? And to thought you were a one girl guy. But I can respect your honesty. After Doris, Diana and Beecher crushing on you lately, I see you four happy together.", Pam said as Harley grinned.
"Yep. Next thing you know,, they'll think you're their king or something. That's a hoot to witness!", Harley giggled as Hunter's nose bleed thinking about Doris, Diana and Karen as his harem girls swaying in their belly dancer outfits. However, Pam snapped him out of his thoughts.
"Hunter! Glad you snapped out of your thoughts. Here's a Kleenex for your nose. You have Harley to thank for that remark just then.", Pam said glaring at a sheepish Harley as the plant girl cleared her throat.
"Now that you've answered the truth, give me your best shot. Hunter.", Pam said with a smirk as Hunter asked her.
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare!", Pam said as Hunter had an idea. A naughty, naughty idea as his smile grew wide like the Grinch.
"I dare you two to make out in front of me.", Hunter said with the Grinch grin still plastered on his face as Pam and Harley's eyes bug out.
"W-what? Us making out? Puddin', you naughty boy!"
"Never knew you were into that kind of stuff, Hunter."
"I'm kind of naughty watching girls do that sort of thing on my big bro Marv's PC. Got my butt kicked afterwards for giving it a virus.", Hunter said as the girls were intrigued.
"Really? If only Selina were here to tell you that curiosity killed the cat. Well, I in your case, curiosity beats up the cat.", Harley said with a laugh as Hunter grinned. Soon, Harley and Pam did the dare as Hunter watched them French kiss moaning trying to get Hunter aroused. The air rider watched as he had a smile similar to a certain pervy sage from a ninja show.
"Oh sugar honey ice tea! Dude, you're one messed up doc!", Inner Hunter said as the two girls kept on kissing each other until they release for air. Hunter shook off the trance as the doorbell rang. Harley bounced to the door giggling as Hunter stared at her rear as Pam smirked at him.
"I see you staring at Harley's bubble butt. You naughty boy, you.", Pam teased as she picked up the cash with Hunter staring at the ginger's butt.
After the pizzas were delivered, the trio chowed down on some pizza until Pam burped the loudest as Harley and Hunter snickered. Pam blushed as she saw the two grinning.
"Oops. Excuse me."
"Better out than in I always say.", Hunter said as Pam and Harley giggled.
"You got that from Shrek did ya, Puddin'?", Harley said as Hunter grinned.
"Yep. No shame to the -BURP- Oooh, spicy!", he said as Harley laughed hysterically until she belched causing the trio to laugh in hysterics. They then calmed down holding their sides as they finished some of their slices. Afterwards, they threw away the boxes as they smiled.
"I'm kinda stuffed. But Puddin' over here's a machine!", Harley joked as Pam giggled.
"What can I say? I have a cast iron stomach. Especially for pizzas and fully loaded burritos! That's the stuff right there.", Hunter said as Harley had a CD and placed it in the player and shouted.
"Dance Party!", Harley said as the song Drop It Low played as she and Pam licked their lips at Hunter. The air hero took the hint as the girls pulled him to the center of the room sandwiching him as they grind danced on him. Hunter watched as the girls dropped themselves low shaking their butts as the air hero grinned. The girls slapped Hunter's butt making him yell "YEE-HAW!" as the girls giggled.
"You like that, Puddin'?"
"Yeah, you've been a naughty guy lately. Let's spank ya again.", Pam teased as the girls smacked his butt making him grin.
"WAHOO! Let'sa go!", he cried out as the girls bumped their butts into him as the song raged on.
"I have another song we can dance to. Now where did Harley put the CD?", Pam wondered as she looked for the CD and found it next to the player.
"There it goes. Now this would get him aroused for sure. Hee-hee.", Pam giggled as she placed the song into the player playing,
"Oh Flower Bomb! Fireflies!"
The girls danced and swayed slow but paced to the song as Hunter smiled deep down. The girls slowly inched closer to the air hero and danced closer to him. They then massaged his shoulders and kissed his cheeks making him blush.
"You love our little show, Puddin'?", Harley said as Hunter smirked.
"Yeah.", he said dreamily as Pam giggled.
"Glad you did, handsome. Here's a little appreciation for enjoying our show.", Pam said huskily as she made out kissing the air hero. She wrestled with Hunter's tongue with hers as both teens rubbed each other's clothing. Harley pouted watching her friend make out with the air hero. Pam moaned as Hunter rubbed from her hair down her back and squeezed her butt making her squeak. She smiled devilishly as Hunter had a wolfish grin.
"Naughty-naughty.", Pam teased as Harley jumped in and pouted.
"Quit hoggin' all the sugar from me, Pam! I'm next to give Hunter some! Come here, Puddin'! Time for some Harley's home cookin'!", the blonde said smooching Hunter without hesitation as he enjoyed it. Harley moaned rubbing Hunter's toned back making Pam rub his arms and cooed. She then stole quick kisses on his cheek as the air hero grinned. Harley kissed some more as Ivy wanted to give Hunter more sugar. She gently slid Harley away after the blonde was done. The plant girl continued where she left off in making out with the air teen.
After the trio had fun kissing each other and dancing, Hunter's watch beeped signaling him it was time for him to go home. He groaned as Pam an Harley grew curious at the teen.
"What's the matter, Puddin'? Time for you to go home already?", Harley said with a pout as Hunter nodded.
"Yeah. Unfortunately. My folks wants me back by 8pm. My aunt's coming over to spend the night.", he said as Harley and Pam nodded.
"We understand. We can take ya home if you like.", Harley said as Hunter smiled.
"Certainly. I gotta get my phone out the wall and we'll be ready.", Hunter said as the girls nodded.
=====At Hunter's house=====
The girls parked at the house as Marv stood at the door waving at the girls and Hunter. They walked Hunter to the door and smiled.
"Thanks, Puddin for comin' over to our place to hang out. You should come back again.", Harley beamed as Hunter nodded.
"Yeah. it's awesome hanging out with you ladies. Hopefully if my new job next week doesn't become packed in my schedule.", Hunter said as Pam nodded.
"Yeah. I understand completely. Anyway, here's something to remember for the night.", Pam said as she and Harley did a double kiss on Hunter's cheeks making him smirk. Soon, the girls went to the car and waved good-bye.
"See ya tomorrow at school, Puddin'!"
"See you around, handsome!", the girls said blowing a kiss before driving away back home. Marv smirked at his baby brother and asked him a question he shouldn't be asking.
"Hey, bro. You got it made in the shade with the women, man. Let's go inside. Dinner's in the kitchen.", Marv said as Hunter grinned.
"Sweet! And Aunt Mildred's here too!", Hunter said with enthusiasm as the brothers went inside the house.
In his room, Hunter talked with Lobo about his afternoon with Pam and Harley.
"So, geek! Did ya get some?"
"What?!"
"I said, did you get some?", Lobo said as Hunter frowned at his friend's crude question.
"Hell no, dude! What the hell is wrong with you? We didn't do that!", Hunter hissed as Lobo laughed hysterically on the other end of the line as Hunter grumbled.
"You missed a good opportunity, bro! Besides, you're savin' it for Doris, right? Or Karen? Or even, Dirty Diana!", Lobo said making jazz noises at the end. Hunter's eyes bugged out and facepalmed.
"If you don't shut the hell up, dawg. If it makes you happy, Pam, Harley and I kissed and grind danced. That's it.", Hunter said as Lobo died down his antics.
"Oh all right, geek. Were you three in the nude?", Lobo teased frustrating Hunter.
"Damn it, Lobo! You better be lucky we're on the phone. Otherwise, I'll Falcon Punch you to the ceiling.", Hunter said as Lobo laughd.
"Good one, geek! That's a laugh. Anyway, at least you're a stud today. I had to do housework for my mom. If it wasn't for that, I would've asked Keisha out on another date with the Main Bro.", Lobo said as Hunter smirked.
"I guess so. At least you didn't make much of a fool of yourself at the dinner party. Begging for alcohol ya know.", Hunter said as Lobo scoffed but grinned.
"Says the guy impersonating James Bond trying to order martinis.", Lobo said as Hunter winced but shook it off.
"Touche. Anyway, we got double tests tomorrow at school. Be ready for it.", Hunter said as Lobo groaned.
"Damn it! Why?!", Lobo whined as the air hero deadpanned.
"Isn't it obvious? You pulled the damn fire alarm. Remember? Besides, Shiva and Barda kicked your -seal bark- for that stunt you pulled.", Hunter reminded as Lobo snorted.
"Don't remind me, geek. At least I did you guys a solid there.", he said as Hunter smirked.
"Sure you did. Anyway, smell ya later, bro.", he said as Lobo did the same.
"Yeah. Smell ya later, playboy. Your bevy of beauties will be glad to see ya, geek.", Lobo said as Hunter smirked ending the call. After that, he printed out his pictures from Pam and Harley and placed them in the scrapbook. Once he's done, his mom came in the room surprised.
"Hunter, you should be in bed by now. You got a test tomorrow.", she said as Hunter corrected her.
"I got two.", Hunter said as his mother grew confused.
"And how so? You told me it was one.", she said but Hunter nodded.
"It was but my buddy Lobo made it two for pulling the fire alarm just to bail out of a test. I swear I want to pound him but my friends did that already.", he said as his mom remembered now as she hugged him.
"Oh baby. You'll do okay on your tests like you always do. (sniff) Wait a minute. I smell girl's perfume on your clothes. You didn't do anything inappropriate with the girls that took you home did you? Don't lie now. A mother knows.", she said as Hunter shook his head.
"No, Mom. We didn't do anything R rated. We just sat beside each other watching TV and danced. That's all. Scout's honor.", he said as his mom smiled.
"That's good, hun. I'm glad you had fun today. My baby's growing up." My little Chupy.", she said hugging her son. Hunter grinned at her as they broke from the hug.
"Aw, Mom. I'm still going to be Chupy.", he said as His mom smiled.
"I know. Now scoot off to bed. You got double duty in the test department. And one more thing.", she said as Hunter raised an eyebrow.
"What's that?", he asked.
"Try not to make the girls at school kill each other over you like you did at the restaurant.", she said with a smirk.
"Oh, Mom.", he groaned as she smiled kissing him good night.
"Good night, Chupy.", she said as she left down the halls. Afterwards, Hunter switched into his pajamas and went off to sleep with a smile plastered on his face as a hickey was on his neck courtesy of Harley.
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A/N: That's the 13th Chappy, folks. Hunter spent time with Pam Isley and Harley. Anyway, I'm posting double chappies today, ladies and germs. Thanks for reading and reviewing everyone. It means a lot. And I changed the title to The Adventures Of Captain Hurricane and the Superhero Girls plus I updated the summary. As always, LilMancub out and I'll see y'all in the next one.