Hey, guys. This is the chapter before I do my Dolphin Keys arc, folks. I was going to do a chappy involving the debut of Toyman but a reviewer gave me a great idea. Shoutout to Director Knight for requesting this to me. Be warned though, Hunter will have a bit of Roshi and Jiraiya's behavior in the story. Anyway, I don't own anything in this fic. Let's get it.
=====Chapter 19: Trapped In The Rubble=====
In the city of Metropolis, the Team plus Shazam were fighting the Sweet Revenge Squad as the villains were robbing banks and destroying construction sites nearby. Hunter in his alter ego Captain Hurricane fought Giganta with the help of Shazam while Wonder Woman, Batgirl, Supergirl were fighting Cheetah, Poison Ivy and Livewire while Jessica tries to prevent Harley Quinn from robbing another bank only for Star Sapphire to grab Green Lantern with her Pink Gem and throw her to the ground cackling. Bumblebee, Katana, Lobo and Zatanna were fighting Catwoman, Kid Cabra and Hammerhead as the citizens flee for their lives.
"All right, Giganta! You're starting to get on my nerves!", Captain Hurricane said throwing a Storm Tornado hitting the giant while Shazam tries for a punch to her nose. Giganta then grabs both boys glaring at them.
"Whoa there, Gargantua! What gives?!", Shazam said as Giganta narrowed her eyes.
"It's Giganta, you moron! And as for you, blue pipsqueak! Your luck's run out for we're going to take over this city!", Giganta said with a smirk as Shazam huffed.
"Great. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Says my pops.", Shazam said as Hurricane nodded.
"Yeah. Your dad's right on the money there. Especially this chick I have to deal with for some time now.", Hurricane remarked as Giganta growled squeezing them.
"GAH!", Shazam and Hurricane yelled as Giganta smiled evilly at the suffering boys under her grip.
"Sucks doesn't it, twerps?! Time to put you babies to bed!", Giganta said throwing the boys like a football until Diana and Kara catches the boys.
"Are you two all right?!", Diana said as Shazam pointed to Giganta destroying the construction site.
"We are but those construction sites aren't!", Shazam said as Hurricane nodded.
"If this keeps up, there's going to be a rubble so huge that some of us will be buried alive in It!", Hurricane said as Poison Ivy smirked.
"That's right, Super Zeroes! With you do-gooders out of the way, we're gonna run this town tonight!", Ivy cackled using her vines to trip Diana and Babs throwing them to the ground angering Kara.
"You think this is funny, stinkweed?!"
"The name's Ivy! Not Stinkweed! Just for that, you must pay!", Ivy shouted as Shazam and Hurricane snickered. However, Giganta stomped behind Hunter as Shazam's eyes bug out.
"Dude. You might want to turn around.", the wiz said as Hurricane raised an eyebrow.
"And why so?"
"I GOT YOU, BLUE TWERP!", Giganta bellowed as Hurricane deadpanned.
"Oh yeah. That's why. Giganta, you can't resist me. Could ya?", he said as Cheetah tries to chase after the air hero only for Diana to lasso her back. Giganta grabs the air hero taking him back to the construction site.
"HURRICANE!", the heroes chorused as Ivy cackled.
"The blue twerp's got a date with a giantess! But not to worry, we got business to tend to. C'mon, you guys! Hurry up and get them!", Ivy barked as Cheetah ranted about something.
"How come that big gym sock gets to hold Hurricane hostage? It's not fair!", the catgirl whined as Ivy glared.
"Shut your whining and get those Super Lame-Os out of our hair! Or I'll put you on cleaning duty for a month!", Ivy said as Kara smirked at Cheetah.
"All right, Chester! Let's get dangerously cheesy!", Kara teased as Cheetah growled with her fangs bared.
"You're going to eat those words, Supergirl! RAAAWR!", Cheetah snarled as both ladies brawled with Shazam whooping.
"Yeah! Catfight! I wish Freddie was here to see this. Yikes!", Shazam cried out as Livewire attacks the wiz.
"How about I shock it to ya, bub?!", Livewire shocks Shazam but the wizard hero gets back up making a sly remark.
"Okay, Sparky! You ask for it! SHAZAM!", he said firing his magic energy at Livewire knocking her against the wall.
"All right, Giganta! This is as far as you go!", Hurricane said doing a Senpuuken knocking Giganta to the ground angering the giantess more. She growled and thrashed some sites to the ground and this bigger site she grinned evilly. Unaware to Giganta, this one would bury her and Hurricane alive if she'd knock it down like a bunch of Legos.
"Hahahahahaha! Say goodnight, pipsqueak!"
"Wait! Don't do it! You'll be buried alive along with me if you do!", Hurricane warned as the giantess huffed.
"KEH! Don't make me laugh, you nerd! Like I'll ever listen to you! Sweet dreams!", Giganta said knocking the big construction of a skyscraper so hard that the rubble buried both of them alive.
"Now look what you've done, you idiot! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!", the air hero said as Giganta screamed along with him. The heroes and villains saw the rubble as they realize something.
"HURRICANE!"
"GIGGAAANTAAA!", they both chorused helplessly as they saw the rubble before them. Diana and Karen welled up thinking Hunter and Doris were gone forever as the others were stunned by what went down.
"There's no way they've bit the dust! They just couldn't, man!", Lobo shouted as Carol sighed.
"Face it, Lobo. They're gone. There's no way they'll survive for that long.", Carol said defeated as Kara sensed something in the rubble with her X-Ray vision.
"They're still alive! I can still see them! It's so much rubble laying there that they'll have to figure a way out.", Kara said as the others were relieved. Shazam had an idea to help get Hurricane and Gigantaa out of there.
"How about we throw some of the rubble around to find them? I'm sure we can do that?", Shazam said but Jessica stopped him there.
"Shazam, there's a snag in your idea there. There's too much rubble laying around and it would take forever.", Jessica said as Shazam sheepishly grinned. Carol had an idea that was risky as it proven correct.
"How about I create a bomb construct to blow up some of the wreckage?", Carol said but Leslie yelled at her friend.
"Are you nuts? You'll hit Hurricane and Giganta that way!", Livewire said as Kid Cabra noticed a tablet in Babs' hands.
"What about tracking them with that tablet in your hands, Batgirl?! We'll easily find them for sure.", the goat teen said as Batgirl nodded.
"I can do that. My tablet has heat sensors that can track body heat signatures. All we need to do is track them down and being careful digging. And no bombs, Sapphire.", Babs said as Carol groaned with Harley sighing knowing that her party themed bombs were out of the running.
"What are we waiting for?! Let's save our comrades from the rubble!", Diana said as Ivy smirked.
"And finish our battle as usual.", she said as the group went to work.
===Inside the rubble====
In an open pocket space, Hunter and Doris woke up in a dark place. They were confused as Doris spoke breaking the silence.
"Hey. Where am I? And where's that blue twerp?!"
"Over here.", Hurricane answered Giganta's question as the ginger screamed like crazy getting spooked. Once she caught her breath, she narrowed her eyes.
"Oh it's you, Captain Nitwit! My plan failed miserably.", she said in a deadpan as Hunter rolled his eyes.
"Yeah. Thanks to you knocking that skyscraper construction like a bunch of Legos, you got us buried alive!", Hunter said as Giganta growled.
"where's a flashlight so I can find you and pound ya?", she said as Hunter smirked.
"Fight me all you want, babe. But I'm figuring a way for us to get the hell out of here. Starting with my commlink to call our friends to get us out of here.", Hunter said pulling out his commlink as Doris snorted. She sat there smirking at the blue hero as she pulled out hers.
"Fine, dweeb! Yo, Sparky! Sparky? What the? My walkie-talkie is dead!"
"So is my commlink! Which means we're going to be here for a good while. So you better get use to it.", Hunter said as Giganta growled.
"Being stuck with you? That's just great!", Giganta said in a huff as Hunter pulled out a flashlight but accidentally bumped into Giganta who yelled at the air hero.
"Watch where you're going, nitwit! Hey, there's some light in here. Thanks.", Giganta said as Hunter nodded.
"You're welcome. Now let's find a way out of this dump.", Hurricane said as Giganta nodded.
"For once, you're right. I can grow back into giant size and—"
"Hold it, Giga. You're forgetting that the rubble will fly out hitting our friends and innocent people. We gotta do It the old-fashioned way and that's digging our way through. Come on.", Hurricane said as Giganta blushed at the blue hero as she glanced at his face as the top half was obstructed by his visor on his helmet replacing his eyes with white lenses similar to Batman's.
"You look kind of familiar.", Doris said as Hurricane raised an eyebrow.
"Really? How so?", he asked as he dug through the wreckage as Giganta explained.
"It's just that you think alike with this Hunter dweeb at school I go with. Hell, you both might be related or whatever.", Giganta said as she dug through the wreckage beside Hurricane. Hunter deep down grew insulted by that nickname but kept his cool keeping his identity secret.
"Maybe you're right on the money there, Giga. In fact, I can say the same about you. You remind me too much of Doris. She acts weird whenever I'm around her, very territorial when I'm near any females and of course have a habit of being meatheads.", Hunter said as Giganta huffed.
"No way in hell do I think and act like her! You must be crazy to think of me that way.", Giganta said in a huff as Hurricane snickered.
=====Outside====
"Do you sense them on your radar yet?", Z said as Babs nodded.
"Yeah but their dots are slowly moving. They must be finding a way out of here unaware of us finding them.", Babs explained as Karen nodded.
"That's good but I couldn't contact Hurricane on his commlink. It must be dead or no signal from the rubble.", Diana said in worry as Karen raised an eyebrow.
"But Bats made it to where we can get signal no matter where we are. His commlink must be dead.", Karen said as Kara who was digging through the rubble with Shazam and Lobo shrugged.
"He probably forgot to charge it."
"Like you sometimes?", Jessica said as Kara huffed with Lobo and Shazam snickering.
"Why do you have to bring it up? And you two numbskulls better give me a reason not to pound the both of you!", Kara threatened as Lobo and Shazam laughed themselves silly with the Zarnian throwing his pile to the side nearly hitting Catwoman.
"Will you watch where you're throwing that?! You nearly ruined more than my gorgeous face, you brute!", Catwoman glared as Lobo scoffs.
"Oh be quiet, Ms. Cat Food! I didn't aim for you. Didn't I?", Lobo said as Catwoman ignores the teen. Harley used her mallet to try and crush the debris while laughing like a madwoman. Tatsu shook her head at the jester as she tries to warn her.
"it would be wise to be careful where you wield that weapon. You might hit Giganta and Hurricane.", Katana said as Harley grinned.
"Don't worry, silly goose. I won't hit them. Besides, they're still moving according to Batsy's radar thingy.", Harley said as Katana shrugged while trying to dig through the rubble.
"Oh Hunter. Please come Out safe.", Diana said to herself as she digs through the salvage carefully as she thinks about Hunter. Karen silently hoped the same way as she blushes over the blue hero. Cheetah dug like crazy in hopes of seeing Hurricane as debris nearly hits Kid Cabra in the head.
"BAAAA! Watch it, buster! You nearly took me out that way!", the goat boy said as Cheetah hissed with her pupils turning into slits scaring the goat boy. Hammerhead made a whip sound with his mouth and made the whipping motion with his hand as Kid Cabra glared knowing what that meant.
=====Back In The Rubble====
"I'm starving! How are we going to eat? We're going to die from starvation!", Giganta said as she spotted Hunter pulled out some fully loaded burritos from Burrito Bucket going against Diana's wishes not to store food in his storage ring when It's not necessary.
"No need to worry, Gigs. Mondo Mucho Burritos are here to save the day. In fact, I have two buckets I've saved up. Have a bucket of them.", Hunter said as Giganta eyed the bucket of huge burritos and Hunter's in his hands.
"I hope these aren't spoiled.", she said as Hurricane grinned.
"Not to worry. I save them for up to 2 weeks depending On the food of course. Just eat them already.", Hunter said as he took a hulking bite on his burrito. Giganta listened to the blue hero and ate hers as she liked the flavor of the food. She thought about something or somebody when she eats these things.
"Also, that Hunter is obsessed with burritos especially the fully loaded ones. That Babs geek he pals around with got him hooked on them.", Giganta said suspicious about Captain Hurricane's fixation on burritos.
"You can't blame him. These mondo burritos are the best thing ever. Tastes so good, makes you want to slap yo mama! Hell, it's an answer to Sonic's chili dogs.", the blue hero grinned as Giganta uncharacteristically giggled like a schoolgirl due to Hurricane clowning around. Hunter heard her giggle and smirked.
"Did I just hear you giggle?", he said as Giganta stopped what she's doing and blushed for a few seconds. She then shook it off and glared at Hurricane.
"KEH! I wasn't giggling! I was uh—Oh forget It!", Giganta said as Hunter grinned.
"Oh come now, Gigs. It's kinda cute coming from you. You should do it more often.", Hunter said munching on his next burrito. Giganta blushed like a tomato but shook it off quickly and snorted.
"KEH! Like I'm going to do that because you think it's cute. And don't think I always see you with those Superhero Girls!", Doris said with a huff as Hurricane smirked.
"Yep. Just like Doris. Territorial. If I had anything to say about it, I say you're jealous of some of the girls like I have a relationship with them.", Hunter said as Doris huffed.
"Oh please. Territorial? It's that walking fur rug Cheetah who's territorial! Besides, it's not like I'm in love with you or anything, stupid!", Giganta defended herself hiding the fact she has a crush on Hurricane unaware that he's Hunter under the alter ego. The two ate most of their burritos until their buckets were empty. The two then made a huge burp echoing in the rubble. Giganta and Hurricane gasped and snickered as Hunter goofily grinned.
"Better out than in I always say.", he said as Doris smirked.
"That's something Hunter says a lot when he belches or farts. I swear Hunter gave you all his habits.", she said as Hurricane nodded.
"Yep. His habits rubbed on me when we first met. Yeah. Good times.", he said tricking Doris in which it worked. The two discarded the buckets and kept on digging.
====Back Outside====
"Those two are still on the move. Those dots are moving south towards Sapphire and Jessica's direction.", Babs said as she spotted Star Sapphire make a bomb construct and yelled.
"Sapphire! Don't! Giganta and Hurricane are coming in yours and Green Lantern's direction! Discard it now!", Babs warned but Carol hurled it at Kid Cabra and Hammerhead's direction setting it off.
"BAAAAAA! You eeeeediot! You nearly blasted us to the moon!"
"Yeah, Sheila! We almost got blown up! Watch where you're throwing that!", Hammerhead said as Carol sheepishly grinned as Jessica scoffs at her rival's antics.
====Back in the rubble====
Did you hear that?", Hurricane asked as he heard Carol's bomb construct go off in Kid Cabra's direction. Giganta nodded as she probably knew what it was.
"Probably one of your friends fighting mine! Anyway, let's just figure a way out of here before we die in there.", Giganta said as the two dug in the rubble.
After digging for a while, they decided to rest up before continuing their quest. Just as they were about to sit down, Hunter's flashlight went out as the air hero groaned.
"Shoot! The batteries gave out. I forgot I had used the flashlight as a lightsaber for a couple of weeks. No worries. I have a spare in my ring.", Hunter said pulling a spare set of C batteries throwing the old ones behind and placed the new ones into the flashlight turning it on.
"There we go. That's much better.", Hunter grinned as Giganta rolled her eyes.
"Glad you got a spare set. Otherwise I'll have to pound you.", Giganta said as Hurricane deadpanned.
"Must you resort to violence? Can't it wait until we get out of here?", Hurricane said as Giganta huffed.
"Fine but once we're out of this pile of rubble, I'm pounding you big time, got it?", Giganta warned as Hunter nodded.
"Fine by me, bub. I bet we'll be out of this dump before you can say—WHOA!"
BOING!
Hunter tripped over his own foot and was sent flying into something soft and squishy. The muffled voice caught Doris's attention as she spots Hunter's face right into her chest. The ginger blushed but deadpanned tapping the air hero on the shoulder.
"Hey, doofus. You're safe. You can get up now.", Giganta said dryly as Hunter pulled away and spotted Giganta's chest in his face and grinned.
"Oh my goodness. You saved my life! Your natural floatation devices saved my life!"
"Huh? What the hell?!", Giganta said as Hurricane had a Master Roshi moment and boy it continues.
"Yeah! I was about to fall and bust my head but I fell into your chest like this and—(Muffled)", Hurricane kept on as he buried his face into Giganta's "floatation devices" making the ginger go in shock and growl at the pervy air hero and grabbed him by the collar.
"Whoa there, girl. Take it easy, will ya? Can't help it if I'm admiring women's goodies."
"You're just being a pervy little fart! I oughta pound you good but I have an idea.", Giganta said with a smirk as Hunter raised an eyebrow.
"Really? What's that?", Hurricane said as Doris grinned evilly after this idea. A wonderful awful idea.
"That Wonder Dork and Bumble Twerp has feelings for you, bub. So does that walking fur rug, Cheetah. Now that we're in here without anyone watching, time for me to have you all to myself! A make out session or I'll break your face in for that stunt you just pulled."
"AROOOOO? RUH-ROH!", Hurricane spoke in Scooby-Dooish as Giganta still had that Plastered evil grin on her face. But deep down, Giganta imagined herself throwing barrels in a construction site at Diana and Karen while having Hunter all tied up while his friends try to jump over the barrels and climbing ladders. In another, Doris in a floating car had Hunter tied up in the passenger seat as the giant cackled and bounced the car trying to flatten Wonder Woman and Bumblebee in great fashion.
"Sure. Why not? A supervillain and superhero making out? Count me in. Kind of like Batman and Talia Algol in another series where they—"
"Kiss me, you damn fool!", Giganta yelled as she pulled Hunter towards her face and smooched passionately with Hunter doing the same. Their tongues wrestled as their hands rubbed on their backs as the two kept On making Out like crazy.
====Outside====
"That's odd. The two red dots had stopped. And they are in Kara's direction this time.", Babs said as the rest were worried.
"You don't think they are dead, do you? Oh no!", Z said in fear and worry as Shazam and Lobo shook their heads. Kara used her X-Ray vision to check and see but her face grew shocked.
"What the (dolphin chirp)? They're doing fine!", Kara said still shocked as she watched Hunter and Doris making out and can hear them.
"Guys, get over here right now! And Bats, pull out your X-Ray goggles!", Kara barked as the others went to the area Kara is checking Out. Babs placed the X-Ray goggles on her face and gasped.
"What are you—Oh snap! Hurricane and Giganta are making out?!", Babs said in shock as Shazam, Lobo, Kid Cabra and Hammerhead whooped. The other girls had different reactions with Cheetah snarling and hissing, Diana and Karen had an anime vein and skull and crossbones in their eyes wanting to have more than a word with Hunter when they go back, Tatsu was indifferent but worried about Hunter's well-being once Diana and Karen get him, Jessica and Z were stunned, Harley and Pam giggled, Catwoman smirked, Leslie grinned and Carol was indifferent also while Kara and Babs raised their eyebrows.
"That Hurricane! I'm going to kill him!", Karen said as Diana joined in.
"May Zeus have mercy on his soul once we're done with him!", Diana said as Kara smirked.
"Hold it, tigers. Once we get these lovebirds out then you both can take him out and beat him.", Kara said as Babs gasped.
"No! Don't beat him! I'm sure they'll have a reason for it.", Babs said as Diana, Karen and Cheetah jumped into Kara's spot and dug like rabid badgers as they were getting close.
"He's dead.", Shazam, Lobo, Kid Cabra and Hammerhead said watching Karen, Diana and Barbie dig madly.
===Back TO The Rubble====
"OO! Yummy!"
"Yummy-yum! You're so damn evil!", Hurricane said as Doris smirked.
"Can't help it, dweeb. Now let's keep going! Come here!", Giganta said as they made out. Unaware to them, the light was shining on them thanks to the three angry girls above. A few minutes later, the hole grew big as Kara and Shazam lifted them out as Hurricane and Giganta were still smooching.
"Yummy-yummm!
"Mmmmm. You naughty blue twerp!"
"Ginger babe!", the two moaned as the four boys from their respective factions whooped and hollered for Hunter while parents nearby shielded their kids from watching Hurricane and Giganta making out. Soon, Poison Ivy cleared her throat stopping the two in their tracks.
"RIKES!", Hunter said startled as Giganta gasped as Poison Ivy smirked.
"Now that you two are done eating each other's mouths off, we must retreat. But remember this, we'll get our revenge! Come on, Cheetah. Let those two deal with him.", Ivy said pointing to evil smiling Diana and Karen. Giganta smirked and secretly blew a kiss to Hurricane before she and her posse got out of dodge.
"Time to turn things back to normal. EROTSER!", Zatanna conjured as the rubble was restored to normal and the team went back to Sweet Justice lair. Once there, the group hung out peacefully until the night came down. However, Diana and Karen smiled to each Other with evil grins as cat growl sound effects played.
"Uh, Hunter? You might want to hide, man.", Billy said as Lobo smirked.
"Pimpin' ain't easy, bub.", Lobo said as Hunter raised his brows.
"What are you talking about—WHOAA!", Hunter yelped as Diana and Karen drag him to another room. Babs and the others wished Hunter luck.
"I'll conjure up a coffin if Diana and Karen kills him.", Z said as the Others nodded.
Owwww! Damn, ladies! It's hard out here for a pimp! You feel me?", Hunter said as the girls roughed him up a little. Diana and Karen smiled evilly as the Amazon went first.
"So you made out with Giganta, right?", Diana said as Hunter nodded.
"Hell yeah I did, princess! All because I accidentally plopped into Giganta's chest. And I got to say that they are between C and D cup sizes.", Hunter grinned as Diana and Karen's eyes bugged Out.
"How do you even know about cup sizes?! Did you peep in our bra drawers? Don't you dare lie to us! I have my stingers ready just for you!", Karen said glaring as Hunter smiled.
"Yes I have. And aside from being an engineer when I grow up, I'll write some good "research" if you know what I mean. Oof!", Hunter said but Karen stung him making the air hero wince.
"Give us a reason why we shouldn't maul you right now!", Karen hissed as Hunter rubbed the laser sting on his arm.
"If you must know, I adore women. Remember when I said something about a harem back at the dinner party? Well, that's my cup of tea.", Hunter said as Diana and Karen's eyes bug out but shook it off as Diana calmed down a bit.
"At least you were honest without me using the Lasso Of Truth on you. We knew what you were doing at the dinner party and before that. It's obvious that some of the girls at school try to steal you away from us. Maybe I'll be sort of okay with a harem idea of yours.", Diana said as Hunter nodded.
"Yeah. But If we catch you inviting Barbie into the harem, we'll make you regret it.", Karen said glaring.
"Oh don't worry. I don't feel Barbie that way at all. Especially after that stunt she pulled at the mall.", Hunter said as the two girls remembered that day. However, their mood softened and stood on each side of him.
"Let's head back to the others. They're probably worried about us killing you for kissing Giganta.", Karen said with a smile as Hunter grinned.
"Yeah. I bet Z is thinking about conjuring up a coffin and tombstone. But she won't have to do that.", Hunter said with a smile. As the two ladies look at him guilty.
"Hunter, we're sorry for attacking you like that. It's just that we don't want any other woman especially the bad ones to steal you away from us.", Karen said as Diana nodded apologetically.
"It's okay, girls. It's understandable. But hey, take your time about my harem idea. No rush.", Hunter said with a forgiving smile as Diana and Karen blushed. They soon did the unexpected, the girls did a kiss on both of Hunter's cheeks making Hunter blush but fist pumped.
"Sweet. Just what I needed!", Hunter said beaming as the girls giggled.
"You're so silly, Hunter.", Diana said as the three head to the other room to join the others for the rest of the day.
A/N: Phew. That's Chapter 19, folks. Now it's time for me to write the first part of the Dolphin Keys arc. Anyway, I kind of unleashed Hunter's wild side a bit. After all, he's still a teenage guy with hormones raging you know. XD. Don't forget to review, favorite and follow. As always, LilMancub out and I'll see y'all in the next one.