Hey, guys. Time for the Dolphin Keys arc to begin. Wow, I'm at 20 chappies already and that's amazing. Anyway, don't forget to review after reading. I appreciate it. As always, DC owns DCSG not me. Ok, let's get it.
=====Chapter 20: Preparing For Vacay=====
One week later, Z gathered her friends at her family mansion to tell them the good news regarding spring break. Hunter, Lobo, Billy and Freddie were playing Smash on Z's Switch as the others were curious on what's going on. Babs grew confused on why Z was acting giddy.
"Hey, Z. Why so giddy all of a sudden?", the ginger wondered as Diana nodded.
"Yes. Tell us what made you as what the people say, A pep in your step?", Diana said as Z smiled.
"I see you are getting the hang Of expressions, Di. Anyway, the reason why I brought you all here is that my father with the help of the Zels and Barbie's parents are arranging a Spring Break vacation for us to go on.", Z explained as Babs and Karen squealed while the others had different reactions ranging from excitement and surprise.
"What?! Where to?", Karen asked as Hunter was about to blurt it out only for Z to stop him.
"Hunter, zip it! Anyway, how about you boys pause the game and pull up the mystery vacay spot for us to see?", Z said as Shazam whined.
"But, Z! We're almost done kicking each other's butts!", Shazam whined as Z crossed her arms.
"Just do it or I'll make you.", she said as the boys paused their match and went to the browser and pulled up Dolphin Keys video brochure. They hit play as everyone gathered around. The video displayed the flag with a smiling anime dolphin on it as Karen cooed.
"Aww. Look at that!", she said as the video played with a woman talking about the island.
"Welcome to our tropical paradise, Delfino Keys or Dolphin Keys. Where our sun-kissed beaches and crystal blue skies are what we call home including our cutesy friends from the sea, the dolphins."
"Oh sweet! I love dolphins! Reminds me of the space dolphins from Zarnia.", Lobo whispered as the video continued.
"Try our award-winning succulent seafood and various cuisines the islands are known for. Prepared by the locals, this is an experience so unforgettable."
"Ohhh, yeah! So yummy!"
"Did I forget to mention that our well known cantina is all you can eat?", the woman in the video said as the boys beamed.
"Oh now you're talking!", Lobo said as the girls shushes him.
"Also, our hotel has the best spa treatments provided by our lovely ladies from hot stone massages to Swedish and much more."
"Ooh, baby! Hee-hee-hee!", Billy, Lobo, Hunter and Freddie chorused as the girls rolled their eyes at their antics. The next scene in the video showed the local women in grass skirts and tops showing off their naturally bronzed bodies as the boys drooled at the sight. This made Z frown at the boys' and tossed a set of yellow pages to Diana and Jessica to hit the boys with. The two girls hit the pervish boys in the head as Hunter yelped like Scooby-Doo.
"There's also a chain of islands designed for racing known as Porpoise Coves where our annual race takes place. The winner gets a kiss from the lovely lady on your screen if you are a male driver and for our female drivers you all will get a celebratory spa treatment."
"Sweet! A kiss from a famous supermodel!", Billy said with a wolfish grin as Freddie scoffs.
"It's just a kiss. The prize for the girls is way better than ours.", Freddie said to Billy as the tour director added in other stipulations to the boys side.
"I forgot to mention that you get to be the VIPs in our eponymous spot with the famous supermodels for the night.", she said as Diana and Karen had skull and crossbones in their angry eyes as Hunter cheered while the other boys high fived. Z, Jessica and Tatsu were on board with spa treatments but grew concerned for Hunter's sake as Diana and Karen are now starting to be like yandares. The video lasted for a couple more minutes with more Information about the island. Once it's over, Hunter pushed the Home button on the joycons as he smiled dreamily as Z smiled.
"So, guys? What do you think?", she said as Kara smirked.
"Here's your answer over there.", Kara said pointing at the four boys drooling as thought bubbles interchanged with food, local ladies massaging them at the spa, jetskiing and more. Z sighed at the boys and continued her meeting.
"That's an understatement. But the trip is the day after tomorrow which is a Sunday. That will give us plenty of time to pack. And don't worry, my father told some of your folks and they are okay with you going.", Z said as everyone except for Diana got the OK from their families. Diana being from an island full of Amazons doesn't have any family members in Metropolis. So she stays with Z as her current home.
"The Zels told me in advance that my folks are okay. But I guess we can hit the mall to get some summer gear.", Hunter said as Jessica nodded.
"That's a great idea but it's spring.", Jessica said but Freddie agrees.
"Sure but our type of sun is way different from the Caribbean sun. Trust me. We all need to prep up while we can.", Freddie said as Lobo nodded.
"I feel you on that. My bike needs to be repaired.", Lobo said but Hunter shook his head.
"Dude. We're going to ride on the airplane there. And besides, you're not spending your Game Jockey money on repairs.", Hunter said as Z nodded.
"Correct. Us girls will take a ride on our limo for a girls only shopping spree.", Z cheered along with the other girls.
"Hey. What the hell?! We don't have any vehicles of our own. How are we suppose to get there?", Lobo protested as Hunter calms him down.
"Lobo, calm down. My parents are letting me use the truck that will fit the four of us in. Remember that I have a permit? Keep in mind that I'm only allowed to drive until 8:30pm.", Hunter explained as Tatsu raised her eyebrow.
"You have a permit?", she said as Diana nodded,
"Yes. Hunter gives Lobo a ride to school on the truck just like Jessica gives us one in the van.", Diana explained.
"I suggest we get ready to go to the mall. This is going to be a surprise for you boys. So you guys are on your own.", Z said in singsong as Billy groaned.
"That's just great. How are we going to get Hunter's truck?", he whined as Freddie reminded his buddy.
"Billy, we parked at Z's in his truck. Remember?", Freddie said as Billy grinned sheepishly.
"Yeah. While the girls do their own thing, we're doing the same. Smell ya at the mall, girls!", Hunter said pulling out the truck keys as he led the boys outside to the Dodge truck. The girls glanced at each other and shrugged.
====At The Metropolis Mall=====
At the mall, Z and the girls were looking for the best stores to get their stuff for the vacation. Diana glanced at different stores from Nu 52, B&R, Speed Force Shoe Outlet, Aphrodite's Secret that really struck Diana's attention.
"Great Zeus! Aphrodite has her own store? Why didn't my mother tell me about this? I must know!", the Amazon said as Z facepalmed while the rest of the girls exchanged looks. Z shook off her stupor as she spotted a sale on swimsuits.
"I don't think Aphrodite owns this store but we can get a great deal on swimsuits that will bring all the boys to the yard! Come on, ladies. Let's go shopping!", Z cheered as the girls went inside Aphrodite's Secret. Unaware to the group, the Sweet Revenge Squad were in front of Nu 52 as their competitive sale of swimsuits are on right now. Pam smiled at Nu 52 as she turned to the girls as Kid Cabra and Hammerhead decided to go to the arcade.
"Well, girls. Since Doris and Barbie invited some Of us on this trip, let's say we get some clothes to get all the boys to our yard.", Pam said as Barbie smiled.
"Yes. And I heard that Hunter and his friends are on this trip. I'm going to pick an outfit that will make that guy love me!"
"Hold it, Ms. Fur Rug! Who said Hunter would fall for you?! I'll have a swimsuit that will make him think twice before he even thinks of you!", Doris said smirking as Selina groaned.
"Oh no. Here we go again.", Selina said facepalming as Barbie hissed.
"Like you're the one to talk, Meathead!"
"Oh shut it, Barbie! He's needs a real woman and that's ME, Ms. Spots For Brains!", Doris challenged as onlookers nearby were curious as Pam noticed this. She glared and stepped between the squabbling girls.
"Break it up, nitwits! Now's not the time to be on World Star! Let's just get in there before you blockheads get us arrested!", Pam barked as Doris and Barbie huffed with the group heading inside.
====Aphrodite's Closet=====
"Wow! These swimsuits look so chic!", Karen beamed as Diana nodded.
"I agree. They look as chick as you say it is.", Diana said as Karen raised an eyebrow.
"Uh, Di. It's chic not chick. ", Karen corrected as Diana grinned.
"That too. I wonder what swimsuit would fit me the best?", the Amazon wondered as Z puts her hand on her shoulder.
"That's what I'm here for, Di. We'll make you and Karen here look marvelous. That Hunter would sure get a nosebleed episode.", Z said with grin as Diana smiled.
"And bring him to our grass.", she said adorkable as Z corrected her statement.
"Yard."
"That too. In daylight.", Diana said as Kara raised an eyebrow while Babs and Jessica were laughing.
"That's from the song, Milkshakes.", Babs said as the group looked for swimsuits. It didn't take long for them to find one of their liking.
"Oh goody! Now we can try them on in the changing room!", Babs beamed as Z pointed to set of rooms.
"The changing rooms are straight ahead. Take your time and meet outside once you put them On.", Z said as the group went in there to change.
====With Bumblebee===
Karen was posing in front of the mirror wearing a yellow and black trikini with her belly area surrounded by the circular outline. She looked herself in the mirror and giggled.
"Ooh. I'm a cute and sexy bumblebee or rather a queen bee. Hunter's going to feel the sting when he sees me in this.", she said to herself as she did more poses and batted her eyelashes.
====With Kara====
"Hmm. I'm not the type to wear bikinis but this seems good. I'll try this on for size instead of a wet suit.", Kara said as she wore a tiger printed one piece swimsuit. It really fitted her since she fights and has a temper like a tiger as she smirked in the mirror.
"Guys, eat your hearts out. This tigress is on the prowl.", Kara winked as she strutted out of the changing room.
====With Diana====
Diana posed in her blue and red two-piece bikini as she marveled how it hugged her curves. The Amazon smiled mischievously posing in the mirror as she thought about Hunter.
"After he sees me in this, he'll be coming to my yard. I've been blessed by the gods with this body and I won't let any of the local hussies get him! They will feel my wrath if they do.", Diana declared as she posed triumphantly.
===With Babs, Jessica and Tatsu=====
The three girls stood outside their changing room doors as Babs wore a violet one piece, Jessica wore a dark green one piece and Tatsu wore a dark blue one piece. They marveled at their swimwear as Babs giggled at her outfit as Jess and Tatsu felt the same way with theirs.
"Wow, girls! We look stunning in these outfits! Violet suits me the best. How about you, Jess and Tatsu?", Babs said as Jess voiced her opinion.
"Like your color, mine suits me the best also. Being a Green Lantern and all. We'll be the talk of the town once we touch down on the island. It's too bad Hal and the Invincibros can't come.", Jessica said as Tatsu and Babs nodded in understanding.
"Yeah. They'll be busy all week. Barry's going on a family trip of his own, Hal's the same, Ollie and Carter are doing their own thing and Garth and Barda are camping.", Babs said as Tatsu nodded.
"That's understandable. As for my Outfit, it seems good to my liking. Dark blue is a good choice. Do you agree?", Tatsu asked as Jess and Babs nodded.
"Yeah. Let's show Z our outfits. I'm sure she'll like them.", Babs squealed as the girls meet Z outside.
====With Z and Co.====
All of the girls were in front of the changing room area as Z wore a purple bikini with star patterns on it. Babs marveled at her bikini with the others cosigning.
"Wow, Z! Your bikini's awesome. It's so you with the stars on them.", Babs chirped as Z smiled and posed triumphantly. Diana and the others showed Z their swimsuits as the magician eyed every swimwear the girls had on.
"I knew we'd picked the right choices to wear on the island. Now the only thing to do is pay for them. Then we can get some supplies like suntan lotion so we won't burn up like lobsters out there.", Z said with a giggle as Kara grinned.
"Yeah. I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a Red Lantern.", the Kryptonian chuckled as the Others rolled their eyes at their friend's remark.
"Kara, there's no way you would be mistaken for a Red Lantern with a sunburn. Come on and let's change back into our clothes so we can pay for these swimwears.", Jessica said as the group change our of their swimwear to pay for them. Once they were done, they were outside holding their bags.
"Okay. So what else do we need to get anyway? We got our swimsuits. So that's done.", Kara said as Z pointed to Nu 52 for some outfits.
"How about Nu 52 for some good outfits on sale? I'm sure we can score a good deal on them.", Z said as Jessica spotted Hunter and the boys snickering like Beavis and Butthead as they entered a store called Mr. McNuggets This made the Lantern frown as she voiced her concern.
"What in the hell are they doing in there?", Jess said raising her eyebrow as the others grew confused. Babs asked Jessica in concern wondering what was going on.
"Hey, jess. What's wrong? Why are you staring at Mr. McNuggetsa?"
"Look who's standing in front of it.", Jessica told Babs as they all saw the boys enter the store. Z gasped as she crossed her arms.
"Those four know they can't buy nothing in there! That's an adult joke store! I'm going to wring their necks and their you-know-what's!", Z protested as the girls glared at the joke store.
====Mr. McNuggets====
The four boys were inside an adult jokes and smoking store as they peeked at certain wares including a particular car ornament that made Hunter, Lobo and Billy have plastered wolf grins on their faces. Freddie had a concerned look on his face as he asked them.
"What are you guys up to? Oh great. Why did I even ask?", Freddie deadpanned as the three boys pointed to that specific car ornament that resembles a male's "kiwis in a bag". Lobo smiled at his comrades as he had an idea.
"This is the ornament I was telling ya about, geeks! We can use it to put it under the car's bumper. It'll be hilarious if we put it under Z's limo.", Lobo grinned as Billy and Hunter nodded.
"Yeah. Let's do it!", they both said in unison as Freddie frowned.
"Oh no! We're not going to do that. Are you trying to get us killed?", Freddie said as the other boys grinned.
"Relax, man. It's a priceless prank.", Billy said but Freddie shook his head.
"Z's dad will kill us for sure. And we'll be out of the vacay. Do you want that?", Freddie hissed as his friends sheepishly grinned.
"Yeah. We never thought of that. Guess we have to think of something else.", Billy chuckled as Freddie nodded. Lobo and Hunter spotted some magazines as they motioned for Billy and Freddie to get over to where they are. There they spotted calendars for sale of supermodels representing each month plus some dirty magazines but they were shielded for obvious reasons.
"Sweet! Hot babes on a calendar! I bet we can take it on a trip coming up, bro.", Billy said as Hunter nodded.
"Yep. And those magazines shielded over there which is a damn shame.", the air hero said in disappointment. Freddie scoffed at Hunter and Billy's reactions to the calendars aand wanting the dirty magazines.
"Guys, there is a one little problem in your schemes. We're underaged!"!", Freddie reminded with a frown on his face.
"Dammit! Now how are we suppose to get the latest book of Icha-Icha Paradise written by the greatest smut writer ever?!", Hunter groaned as Lobo smirked.
"Don't worry for the Main Bro's got your backs on this one. Watch and learn.", the Zarnian said as he picks the Icha-Icha books and places them on the counter in front of the shopkeeper.
"Hey, lady. I got some Icha-Icha books for me and my crew over there. How much will it cost us?", Lobo said pointing to his friends as the lady raised an eyebrow but scanned the books.
"That'll be #39.99 for 4 of them."
"Sweet! I have enough dough for a peek at some—"
"And I will need some ID, please.", the lady interrupted Lobo's celebration as he gasped with Freddie facepalming.
"What the hell? Why? I have the money for them. Can you just take the money and we'll be on our way?", Lobo said but the answer was otherwise.
"We can't sell these books to minors. You need to be at least 18 and over to purchase any mature content and right there is a prime example.", the lady explained as Lobo grinned. He pulled out his ID for the cashier to see. Unfortunately, the woman took the books and smirked at Lobo.
"Sorry, hun. You're underaged. Besides, the four of you boys do not need to read this kind of smut.", she said as Lobo in anime fashion groaned as Hunter just placed some items being a "kiwis" car ornament, a swimsuit model calendar and a comic book featuring the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The lady rings the stuff in and Hunter pays for the items.
"Thank you very much, sir. Have a nice day.", the woman smiled as Freddie and Billy hauls Lobo out of the store.
=====Outside of the store====
"This (dolphin chirping) sucks! Why the *ARF) do we need to show our IDs? Icha-Icha Paradise is a classic!", Lobo ranted as Freddie huffed at the Zarnian.
"I told you that we're underaged and unable to get away with it.", Freddie reminded.
"Relax, Lobo. I texted my bro Marv about borrowing his Icha-Icha Paradise books . He should be answering right about now.", Hunter said as his phone beeped. Unfortunately, his answer turned his world upside down.
"Ah, dammit! Marv, you (Dolphin chirp)!", Hunter ranted as Billy wanted to know.
"What did he say?"
"He said, "Hell no, dude.". Great. Now how are we suppose to become men? It's a rite of passage! To look at a woman's assets!", Hunter said as Billy and Lobo cosigned. Freddie rolled his eyes at the trio's antics.
"You guys have one track minds. Besides, we're going to be on an island full of ladies for all of us to mingle with. Come on and let's get something for the trip.", Freddie said as the guys went someplace in the mall.
=====At Nu 52======
Pam and the girls were posing in front of the mirrors as they wore their swimsuits they plan on purchasing. Pam wore a ivy printed bikini which was dark green, Barbie wearing a cheetah printed two piece, Carol wore a hot pink trikini, Leslie wearing a baby blue two piece with lightning bolt patterns, Selina wearing a one piece purple one, Harley wearing a card themed bikini being a diamond themed as the red diamond emblem displays on the top part and Doris wearing an orange one piece hugging her curves. Harley posed and had a grin plastered on her face.
"Wow. Are we hot mamas or what?!", Harley joked as Pam smirked.
"Yes we sure are, Harley. We'll look so chic and hot in those. Wouldn't you ladies agree?", Pam said as Selina checked herself in the mirror.
"So purr-fectly true. We look marvelous in those. Even Doris is wearing a swimsuit for a change.", Selina said as Doris looked dumbfounded.
"KEH! What's that suppose to mean, Sel? I wear a swimsuit all the time when we go swimming.", Doris said smirking but Barbie interjected.
"Wet suits do not count, Meatwadd. We see you wear those all the time. They never show any skin. I'm surprised you don't have any hairy legs.", Barbie teased with a sly smirk as Doris growled. Harley laughed herself silly hearing Barbie's remark.
"Hairy legs? That's a good one, Barb! If I had hairy legs, that would be shocking.", Harley chirped as Doris rolled her eyes.
"Oh shut It, Harley. And as for you, Fur Rug! You better be so lucky I'm not going to pound you.", Doris said as Carol groaned.
"Will you girls quit arguing? We're here to get our swimsuits so the boys will notice us! It's a shame my sweet Halsy-Walsy isn't able to come with us to the island. We could've seen the sunset together.", Carol said sighing as Leslie nodded.
"Yeah and Jessica won't be able to see him either.", Leslie said as Carol hearing Jessica's name foamed at the mouth blubbering about Hal will be hers. Pam facepalmed at Leslie's outburst and chastises her.
"Nice going, Leslie. You made Carol go through her Hal episode again. Harley, please calm Carol down before she tears up the store.", Pam said to the jester as she grinned.
"You got it, Pammy! Come on, Carol. Calm down. Jess isn't going to take Hal from you.", Harley said calming Carol down as Barbie smirked.
"Oh yes she is. Owww!"
"Shut it, fleabag!", Doris said elbowing Barbie in the ribs as Pam sighed.
"I'm surrounded by idiots. Hopefully Kurt and Dirk are behaving themselves.", Pam sighed as the other girls are standing there arguing.
In another section of the store, Diana picked up some sundresses that would look good on her and Karen. She showed one to the bee girl in enthusiasm.
"I love these sundresses. They look so pretty.", Diana said as Karen beamed.
"Yeah. We can show them to Zee about these dresses. We'll need to get some shoes that will go great with them.", Karen said as Diana nodded.
"You're right, karen. Shoes are a priority for our outfits. Let's see what these shoes over there have to say about it.", Diana said pointing to the shoes section as Karen nodded. The two girls head over to the ladies' shoes area to see which one works best. Jessica found some T-shirts for Z to see. Kara found some shirts with a skull symbol with the words Dangerous Chick on it. Babs and Tatsu were searching for Hunter and the boys some good stuff to get them.
"Tatsu, I found some good stuff for the boys but unfortunately they're at that silly McNuggets store getting who knows what.", Babs said in disappointment as the swordswoman assured the ginger.
"Don't worry, Babs. I'm sure they won't buy anything foolish. It will be on them if they don't have anything necessary for the trip. Let's just find something for ourselves. I wonder if they have anything here I would like.", Tatsu asked as Babs beamed.
"I'm sure this store has something to your liking. Come on. The boys' stuff can wait.", Babs guided Tatsu to another area of the store to search themselves something. Diana and Karen returned to Zee with the shoes and sundresses being dark blue and hot Pink.
"Hey, Zee. What do you think about these sundresses and these sandals?", Karen said as Zee examined the clothes. She rubbed her chin in thought and then smiled at the girls.
"Dark blue suits you, Di. And hot pink does you a solid, Karen. Now those sandals are okay with the sundresses you picked out.", Zee said critiquing the matching of the outfits. Kara showed Zee a spiked choker and the shirt from earlier with some jeans. Zee, Diana and Karen raised an eyebrow at their Kryptonian friend.
"Oh Hera! What kind of outfit is that?", Diana asked as Zee gagged.
"Kara, that wouldn't do at all. Why do you have a spiked choker on? "
"Yeah. You look like a raging Cane Corso from the junkyard.", Zee and Karren voiced their opinion as did Diana. Kara scoffed at the three girls as she spoke her mind.
"KEH! I'm not up for sundresses, dresses or anything dressy. But biker chick outfits, I'm all In on those.", Kara smirked as the three girls frowned at their friend's dismissal at girls' fashion.
"Kara, that would not do at all. We're going to fix that right now. Get her, girls.", Zee smiled evilly as Diana and Karen grabbed Kara causing her to squirm and yell expletives causing little children to laugh as parents covered their ears.
Moments later, Kara had on a nice halter top with a long skirt to match. Jessica smiled at the blonde's outfit courtesy of Zee and her cohorts' doing.
"Wow, Kara. And I thought you wouldn't wear a dress or skirt for as long as you live.", Jessica teased as Kara huffed.
"keH! No thanks to them over there.", Kara pointed at Zee, Diana and Karen responsible for doing that. Tatsu held a halter top and pants while Babs had her own sundress to wear to the island.
"Looks like we all have something to wear over to the island. Considering that it's going to be seven days, we'll be all set by then. Come on, girls. Time to pay for all of these.", Zee said as the Superhero Girls purchased their clothes before Pam's group did a little later.
Outside the Nu 52, the girls were thinking about what to do next. With each of the girls carrying their own shopping bags, they try to figure out what else to bring to the trip.
"Well we got a bunch of new threads to wear at the beach. But those boys I bet bought nothing but junk.", Zee said crossing her arms at the mention of Hunter and the boys. In fact, they spotted them leaving Speed Force as Karen sighed In relief.
"At least they bought some shoes of their own. Hey, what's that hanging out of Hunter's McNuggets bag?", Karen wondered as the girls spotted part of the "kiwis" car ornament with Diana frowning at the snickering boys.
"What in Tartarus is Hunter doing with fake coconuts?", Diana glared as Kara snickered.
"I know what that is! It's a car ornament you attach under the car's bumper. It's like the car has ba—"
"Kara! That's enough! Anyway, if I find out Hunter and his partners in crime placed that thing under my van then I'll kill them!", Jessica said with a frown as Zee made a mental note to take that away from Hunter.
"Ignore them or on second thought, let's follow them.", Diana said as the other girls agreed as they follow in Hunter's direction.
As the boys went down further into the mall, they spotted Game Jockey, Tunes R Us, Maxima which is a makeup store and some others. Lobo grinned spotting a tall red headed chick with an athletic build and salivated. Hunter raised an eyebrow at his Zarnian friend.
"Okay, Lobo. Why are you salivat—Wait a minute. Are you trying to hit on that tall redheaded girl? Hold it, buster.", Hunter tried to get Lobo but to no avail. Freddie and Hunter watched on while Billy smirked.
"Go get her, tiger!", Billy said as Freddie elbows him in the ribs to shut him up. Lobo approached the girl and dipped her in a tango position.
"What the—Who are you?!", the redhead wanted to know as Lobo grinned.
"Hey, girl. How ya doin"? The name's Lobo. L as in lovin', O as in—Owww!", Lobo groaned as the tall girl lifted him up and slammed him down Looney Tunes style. The trio watched cringing at the sight.
"Oy. Told Lobo to wait.", Hunter said in a deadpan as Freddie and Billy raised an eyebrow.
"Why is that?", they chorused as Hunter explained.
"It's Maxima. A foreign exchange student from Almaracia. And just like Kara from Krypton, Maxima is pretty damn strong.", Hunter said as Lobo was sent flying landing in front of the boys with anime swirls.
"I think she likes me, fellas."
"And don't ever disrespect Princess Maxima! Do you understand?!", Maxima said yelling at Lobo as she walked away in a huff. Billy snickered while Hunter and Freddie pulled Lobo up.
"Come on, Casanova. Let's just get a move on before you hurt yourself.", Freddie said as the four went onwards. Little did the guys know was that the girls were spying on them.
"That idiot Lobo! He should've never messed with Maxima like that. I swear that he never learns.", Zee said as the girls nodded.
===Moments Later====
The group returned to Zee's with their bags as the girls had a lot of shoes more than clothes. The four boys grew dumbfounded as Lobo spoke his Opinion.
"Are you chicks serious?"
"Yeah. How many pairs of shoes are you thinking of bringing?", Hunter cosigned with Lobo as Babs blurted.
"As many as we want to! And you four didn't buy anything useful aside from shoes.", Babs said as Freddie nodded.
"Yep. We got swimsuit model magazines to hold us over."
"FREDDIE!", the three boys yelled as Diana frowned at the boys. She then stomps over to Hunter as Lobo and Billy gulped.
"I heard you bought a fake sack of balls to put under someone's vehicle! Shame on you!", Diana hissed as Karen glared at the air hero.
"Relax, Di. I'm just going to mount it on my big sis's car. Besides, she deserves it after her being a real buttwipe to me and Marv.", Hunter said with a huff as Diana crossed her arms.
"Well that doesn't give you the right to do that. Your sister's car doesn't need a pair of coconuts.", Diana said sternly as Hunter rolled his eyes.
"Well excuse ME, princess. What are you doing in my utility ring?", Hunter said as Diana checked for any food leftover in there. Much to her annoyance, a month old bean burrito was in there making Zee gag.
"Oh, I forgot I left that in there when I was clearing out my junk in the ring. Pee-U! That burrito stinks.", Hunter said as Diana gagged.
"Hunter! I told you many times not to store food in there! Now look what happened! That burrito smells of that of Cerberus's old flatulence! Now throw it away!", Diana hissed as Hunter launched it in the trash.
"Before Hunter does something gross, we're going to meet here on Sunday or rather you all can stay here tomorrow night so we can get to our private airstrip. And boys, NO MISCHIEF!", Zee said as the four boys nodded.
"Good. And Hunter, please get rid of that ornament. And NOT under my limo!", Zee warned as Hunter played innocently.
"Not even Di's invisible jet?", Hunter teased as Diana did a Bat Glare causing Hunter to snicker. Karen shook her head at the four boys laughing as she puts an assuring hand on Di's shoulder.
"Ignore them, DI. They're just clueless at times.", Karen said as the group chilled for a while.
=====Later that night====
Hunter snuck in the garage and pulled out the fake balls ornament as he crept near his sister's car. He smirked devilishly mounting the ornament under the bumper and successfully had it in place. He watched as the ornament swayed left and right as he quickly zipped into the house before anyone noticed him. He snickered to himself as he felt proud of his handywork.
"Keisha's car now has gonads thanks to a successful transplant by Dr. Lawton. Hahahahaha!", the air hero said before scooting off to bed.
==The Day After Tomorrow====
And so the teens were at the airstrip at the Zatara residence as the Zels and Barbie's parents were present. John Zatara opened the plane's door as the pilot entered before the magician. The bags were loaded into the plane's cargo hatch while the passengers were entering the plane.
"This is it, guys. Fun under the sun.", Zee said excitedly as Kid Cabra checked his glasses.
"The beach is good and all but I don't swim well.", the goat mutant said as Zee assured him.
"You'll get the hang of swimming, Dirk. One of us can help teach you how to swim well.", Zee said as Hunter nodded.
"Yep. Swimming is kind of like riding a bike. Kind of hard at first but you'll get the hang of it as you learn.", Hunter said as Dirk thought about it for a moment. The humanoid goat beamed at Zee and Hunter's encouragement as he grew confident.
"You're right, guys. I'll ram it down flat.", Dirk said as the air hero and magician glanced at each other pondering of Dirk's expression reminding them of Diana's adorkable moments. They soon turned around and nodded in agreement. The three entered the plane as Lobo pumped his fists in the air.
"oh yeah! The Main Bro is going to mack with some lovely ladies on the island. Seven days to live it up!", the Zarnian teen said as Barbie huffed at that remark.
"In your dreams, Lobo. I'm not one of your ladies to mack with. But Hunter-poo is what I want.", she purred as Hunter rolled his eyes.
"Pass!", Hunter yelled out as Barbie smirked chasing after the air hero.
"I love a man who's a challenge. RAO!", Barbie smirked as she eyed Hunter with Billy and Freddie turning to him and Zee.
"Does Barbie always act like that around Hunter? It's like she's one of those yandares in the anime we watch.", Billy said as Hunter nodded.
"Yeah and you're right on the money with the yandere part. Barbie doesn't know when to quit if the Opportunity hits her square in the face.", Hunter said as Zee felt sympathetic towards the air hero. The five found some seats and sat down. Diana and Karen sat near Hunter much to Barbie's anger as Pam pulled her back.
"I'm looking forward to a warm tropical climate. Reminds me a little of Themyscira.", Diana said with glee as Billy raised an eyebrow.
"Themy-whaa?", the wiz confused wanted to know what that place was. Hunter smirked as he explained to his fellow men.
"Boys, allow me to explain Themyscira. A paradise ran by the finest, hottest and baddest Amazon babes. Yes, guys. It's a man's paradise."
"Only one snag in your description, Hunter. No man is allowed on the island.", Diana interrupted as Billy grew dumbfounded while Freddie who researched the island agreed.
"What? Oh that's bull! Are you serious?", Billy whined as Diana nodded.
"Yes. No man is ever allowed to step foot on Themyscira. If they ever trespass, they will surely die by our mighty sword.", Diana dramatically said as Zee and Karen deadpanned at Diana's theatrics as Billy groaned along with Hunter. Lobo on the other hand yelled out in outrage.
"Oh that's bull! The Main Bro ain't obeying the rules on an island full of hot Amazons. I make the rules and the Main Bro is king of this island.", the Zarnian said proudly as Diana and Zee glared while Karen and the others looked on.
"You're not doing such a thing, Lobo! And you'll be driven out before you could ever make a move. And for the record, Maxima at the mall taught you a thing or two about that.", Diana said with a shrug as Lobo groaned with Freddie snickering remembering that incident.
"Do you even have to go there? No matter. The Main Bro never gives up. It's that girl's loss. I miss a bus, I get the next one.", Lobo said proudly as the boys gave a thumbs up. The girls deadpanned as they looked at each other.
"Ugh. Men.", the girls chorused as Mr. and Mrs. Zel came over to greet Hunter as Doris was with the famed scientists.
"Hello, children. Are any of you excited for the trip?", Mrs. Zel asked as Martin chimed in.
"This trip is molecularly a good one. All the tropical flora and fauna.", Martin gushed as Doris groaned at her parents' nerdy behavior.
"We're totally stoked on this vacation, Mr. and Mrs. Zel. Thanks for inviting us on this trip.", Diana said as Hunter gave her a thumbs up for getting the expression right.
"I second that for all of us, Mr. and Mrs. Z. Surf and sand is the life for me.", Hunter grinned as the scientists smiled.
"Good to hear that, you two. Dolphin Keys is one of the best places to travel to. The island has a high concentration of dolphins ever recorded.", Mrs. Zel said as Lobo beamed about dolphins.
"Dolphins are so awesome! I used to have one as a pet back on Zarnia. They rule and it makes me sick when someone finds it funny to eat and skin them for no reason. If I ever catch somebody doing that, I'll pound them!", Lobo said hitting his hand with his fist to emphasize his point.
"Oh dear. I'm glad to say that poaching dolphins in Dolphin Keys is a serious crime. If anyone dares to do that then jail time is bound to happen.", Mrs. Zel said as Lobo grinned.
"Well that's a relief. That'll save me the trouble in busting heads.", he said as Doris groaned. Babs, Tatsu, Jessica and Kara were at the front listening to music while Kurt, Dirk, Pam and the rest of the SRS were just reading and chilling out until the plane is ready to take off.
"Okay, Sweetums. We'll be up there with Mr. Zatara and the Minervas if you need anything.", Mrs. Zel said as Doris huffed. The Zels left Doris with Hunter and the gang as she sat beside the air hero with Diana and Karen being on their guard. There was a screen that had Netflix on it and the air hero spotted Beastars as he beamed.
"Sweet! Beastars is awesome!", Hunter said as Diana and the others were confused.
"What the heck is Beastars?", Kara asked as Billy beamed.
"One of the best anime ever! It's like Zootopia but much darker and grittier."
"Not to mention a divide between carnivores and herbivores. It's a must watch.", Hunter chimed In after Billy as Diana and Doris grew curious.
"Hmm. I'm curious of this Beastars. Let's watch the show. I'm game for it.", Diana beamed with Karen shaking in fear knowing the story of the manga she read. Doris smirking teases the bee girl silly.
"What's the matter, Beecher? Scared? You're such a puny wittle bug!"
"Quit it, Doris! Why don't you be nice to me for a change?", Karen said as Doris scoffs giving Karen a noogie.
"KEH! That would be such a bore now would it?", Doris said as Hunter stops the ginger in her tracks as did the others.
"Doris! Let her go now!", Hunter said tapping his foot as Doris scoffs.
"What are you, dweeb? The big dog or something?", she teased as Hunter smirked.
"Yes I am and if you know what's good for you, you'd be nice to Karen right now."
"KEH!"
"Did I stutter, woman?! Be nice to Karen and make up. Like you said, I'm the Big Dog and what I say goes. Capisce?", he said as Doris blushed knowing that her crush has the guts to stand up to her like that. She groaned and straightened back Karen's hair and glared at the girls.
"You better be so lucky that Hunter caught me. Anyway, let's play the show..", Doris said as Hunter push the button starting Beastars as Diana and Doris sat with the air hero while Karen sat near the Amazon so Doris wouldn't do anything to scare her. Soon, thee intercom echoed ion the plane as everybody was accounted for.
"Attention, everyone. This is your captain speaking. Please put your seatbelts on for we're now taking off. Turn your devices to airplane mode as the plane is ready to go.", the pilot captain announced as the plane's internet temporatily stops as the private plane taxis the runway and gets ready to take Of into the sky as the soundtrack, "Come Fly With Me by Michael Buble played as the plane went into the sky.
"Sweet. Dolphin Keys here we come.", Hunter said as the five other boys on the plane have a lot on their minds being babes, beach and food to get. Babs looked out at the clouds as the plane was now at high altitudes with the internet back on and safe to unbuckle their seatbelts.
"I wonder how long it would take to get there? I'm so stoked.", the Gotham ginger beamed as Zee explained the estimated time.
"Probably 8 hours. It's in the Southern Caribbean.", Zee said as some of the teens were impatient being Lobo, Billy and Kara.
"Patience is a virtue.", Tatsu said as she spotted Hunter, Diana and Doris snoozing while Beastars was playing. The whole gang is looking forward to a vacay without any crime fighting or in Pam and her posse's case, wreaking havoc.
====At the Lawton's====
Marv looked at the swinging ornament Hunter hooked onto Keisha's car as she pulled up to the house after she ran some errands. He snickered as Keisha stepped out of the vehicle and deadpanned at her brother.
"What are you laughing at, Marv? I swear you and Hunter are so annoying.", Keisha said as Marv still grinning.
"Nothing. Just that your car is now a he.", Marv pointed to the mounted on fake balls ornament with Keisha raising an eyebrow.
"What are you talking abo—What? Who the (ARF) put a set of fake testicles under my car?! No wonder you and many others in the street were laughing!", Keisha ranted as Marv rolled his eyes.
"Well don't look at me. I was out on a date and our folks wouldn't do such a thing.", Marv said as Keisha frowned.
"But that means—HUUNNNNNNTEEEERRR!", Keisha said with an anime vein on her face as Marv snickered.
Back on the plane, a text buzzed on Hunter's phone as Diana and Doris woke up to the noise.
"Hunter, you got a text. It's from your sister, Keisha.", Diana said as Hunter snickered opening the message with Diana frowning while Doris giggled at the Picture of Keisha's car with the testicles ornament hooked to the bumper. It read: "Hunter, I'm going to (dolphin chirp) give you the Bob Barker Treatment when you get home!". The message ended with an emoji of a pair of pliers and a scared dog to emphasize her point..
"You had to do that did you?!", Diana deadpanned as Hunter grinned as the Amazon sighed and shrugged it off. Lobo, Billy, Kara and Freddie snickered while Harley cackled hearing about Hunter's little Prank. The next scene shows the island of Dolphin Keys in It's great glory with the dolphins leaping out of the water with the plane not too far behind as the time skip happened.
A/N: And that's Part 1 of the Dolphin Keys arc. Next chappy will show the gang enjoying their first day at Dolphin Keys. Stay tuned. As always, LilMancub out and I'll see y'all in the next one.