Hey guys. Time for another episode of AoCHSG where I introduce two new villains in DC lore. This episode is a nod to Batman Beyond's Cyber Plugged episode where people are under an illusion with the VR headsets attached to their heads and Birdhouse's chapter in Super Life where people are under the influence when wearing headsets thanks to Luthor and Darkseid. Anyway, for the new antagonist, you'll have to find out why I'm doing the VR headset route instead of going by his history in the Batman lore. Anyway, DCSG belongs to DC not me. Let's get it.
=====Chapter 30: The Notorious PYG=======
One night in a lab, a man donning a pig-like mask constructed a mask similar to his but it was like one of those VR helmets. He laughed like a typical mad scientist as he marveled at his work.
"Eureka! My masterpiece is completed! Gone are my days of mutilating my subjects' faces and sewing pigmasks in place of it. Instead, this is the ultimate way to make gullible people do my bidding! Now for my first test subject. Hunch, come down here at once!", the scientist said as a short corpulent man did as he was told.
"Yes, Pyg?"
"That's Professor Pyg! Not Pyg! But since you're here, I want you to test out my new invention, the Porkulus Rift! The perfect invention for my schemes to pull off greatest heists known to man!", Pyg said as Hunch being a dimwit explained the professor's flaws.
"But that Batman and his merry group always thwarts your plans in Gotham, Pyg.", Hunch noted as Pyg threw a fit hitting Hunch on the noggin.
"That's Professor Pyg to you, imbecille! And who said anything about Gotham?! I have a better place to test out my gadget and that's Metropolis!"
"You mean the place that the blue and red flying guy protects?!"
"Precisely, Hunch! But before we can even set foot on Metropolis, let's see how it works on you first.", Pyg puts the Porkulus Rift onto Hunch's head and the Professor turns on the device with the remote. He then smiles behind the mask as he explained the Invention.
"Now that you have the headset on your feeble brain contained head, the real magic comes from the helmet! It resembles a virtual world of your surroundings but in actuality is really real! For you see, the helmet acts the same as the masks I've surgically put on my subjects in the past. It warps your mind thinking it's a videogame with the player vandalizing, robbing, kidnapping and all kinds of goodies! But since it's a test helmet, I'll program it to have you destroy this chair I have no use for.", Pyg said as he pushed a button on the remote starting the game as Hunch's mind was warped going to the chair and breaking and smashing it to smithereens as Pyg laughed evilly.
""Yes! It works! It really works! Now to stop the action.", Pyg smiled at his work as he pushed the button on the remote sending Hunch's mind functions to normal."
"Uhh., Professor? What did I just do there? Oh no! I broken your chair! The horror!"
"No need to apologize, Hunch. I intended to have that chair destroyed. And the fact you couldn't figure out where you were for a second proves that once the wearer of the headset is under it's control, their memory becomes fuzzy and also they can't take it off without my master remote In my hands! It's brilliant!"
"Yep. Sure Is, Pyg."
"How many times do I have to tell you to call me Professor Pyg! Anyway, time to make important phone calls! Hunch, hand me the phone! It's time for Metropolis to experience the perfection of an artist!", Pyg laughed behind his pig mask as his plans were about to be in motion.
======Present Time: 2 weeks later======
Babs, Hunter, Casey and Diana were at a jewelry store and standing before them was a strange guy wearing condiment themed clothing holding a water pistol filled with ketchup, mustard and had spare ammo being taco sauce. Hunter frowned as the girls were speechless.
"Dude, who the hell are you?", the air hero asked rudely as the villain gasped incredulously.
"What? You haven't heard of me? Allow me to introduce myself! I'm the Condiment King! And I'm spreading my life of crime to Metropolis! I will relish this moment while you mustard up the courage to defeat me!", Condiment King boasted as he heard the heroes laugh.
"What's so funny?! Why are you laughing?! Need I remind you that I pull great heists back at Gotham!"
"Oh sure. Like anyone's going to take you seriously with condiments as weapons.", Casey noted as Babs grinned.
"Yeah. Like that ketchup and mustard are going to kill us!"
"Or taco sauces!", Diana said as Hunter smirked as Condiment King stomped his foot in anger.
"Laugh all you want, nonbelievers! At least give me credit for coming up with a gimmick not touched On before! Too many villains in Gotham already taken the cool ones! Can't use toxic gas to induce nightmares, use joke and clown props to do crime or I got a better one, use venom to make myself badass and break all of your backs! Now take this!", Condiment King yelled shooting his ketchup and mustard pistols at the heroes as the mustard hits Babs square in the face as she licked it off her mouth.
"Mmm. Dijon mustard.", Babs said Liking the taste however, Hunter wasn't so lucky for Condiment King used the taco sauce ammo in place of the ketchup shoots it in Hunter's visor as some sauce went in his nose.
"AAAAAUG!"
"Hurricane!", the girls said as Hurricane blew his nose to get the spicy taco sauce out. Condiment King smirked taunting the heroes.
"Hope you like the Blazin' flavor from Nacho Gong! How do you like that, blue pest!", Condiment king said laughing as an angry Doberman sound effect played with Hunter's eyes turning red as he asked Diana.
"Di, let me borrow your rope for one second.", Hunter said as Babs gulped as Copycat grew confused.
"Why does he need Diana's lasso?", Copycat asked as Babs and Diana pointed at an angry Hunter and a cackling Condiment King.
"You're finding Out right now why Hunter's the embodiment of video games.", Babs said as the girls spot Hunter using Diana's rope to rope the thief and pulled hard saying the infamous Line.
"GET OVER HERE!"
"What the?", Condiment King uttered after Hunter yelled the catchphrase reeling the thief close to the air hero. Hunter then uppercuts the thief in Mortal Kombat physics. Soon as Condiment King gets up, he glared at the air hero.
"So that's the way it is, hmm? By the way, Burrito Bucket sucks!", Condiment King struck a nerve with Babs as she had an anime vein yelling at the Condiment King.
"How dare you? How dare you insult Burrito Bucket AND shoot that vile Nacho Gong sauce up Hurricane's nose?! Let's get him, guys!", Babs barked as all four heroes unleashed a barrage of attacks as Condiment King tried to shoot his condiments but missed hitting a nearby shopper staining her dress.
"AAAH! My brand new dress!", she screamed as a taco sauce stain formed on there. Hunter and the girls subdued the criminal as Batgirl's bolos caught him. Soon, the police arrived taking Condiment King into custody.
"I'll strike again, you fools! You'll be in a real pickle once I ketchup on my heists! You hear me? I, Mitchell Mayo—AAUG!", Condiment King's head hit the door on the way out the store as the four heroes sighed In relief.
"What a strange man.", Diana noted as she watched the cops haul Condiment King away. Hunter busy blowing his nose getting the taco sauce out nodded.
"Yeah. That stupid Condiment King wasn't kidding when he thought up a new gimmick. I can give him that.", Hunter said as Casey and Babs saw a poster across the street showing the Poorkulus Rift with Lazlo Valentino and Lex Luthor's company's name On them.
"Whoa. It's a new console coming out today. The Porkulus Rift.", Babs said as Hunter had a suspicion since Lex's name was on the poster.
"Yeah. And Luthor is funding this VR system. In fact, Game Jockey is one of those retailers to sell them. I gotta be at Game Jockey in an Hour. Lobo's in afterschool detention along with Kara. Gotta get my truck.", Hunter noted as the girls understood his situation.
"What did Lobo do this time?", Diana wondered as Hunter sighs.
"He xeroxed his butt on the copy machine and placed the copies on the walls of the building. So Principal Chapin gave him afterschool detention for two weeks. And Kara? She got detention for throwing Maxima to the floor causing a brawl between them. Anyway, I'll pick up Lobo once I get my truck and you girls do something about Kara because their detentions end at the same time.", Hunter said as the girls nodded. Soon, they left the jewelry store and went to do their errands.
====Game Jockey======
Hunter and Lobo were stocking up the Porkulus Rift systems as the Zarnian looked at the air hero. Hunter was taking care of the shelves at midlevel while Lobo did the higher shelves.
"Yo, geek. I heard this VR system we're shelving is the lick right here. Who knew that after watching Wolf's Den, the Valentino dude got funded.", the Zarnian said as Hunter rolled his eyes.
"Yeah. By Lex Luthor of all people. And those pigmask like helmets? What the hell?", Hunter raised his eyebrow at the boxes as Lobo smirked. Hunter then told the Zarnian about what happened earlier.
"Lobo, I heard you got detention again."
"What? Who told you that? Not my fault Chapin doesn't know sense of humor."
"Dude, you xeroxed your butt on the copy machine! No wonder Chapin was pissed. You better be glad your detention doesn't interfere with the shifts here. And Kara, she better not brawl with Maxima again.", Hunter said frowning after shelving the Porkulus Rift. Lobo scoffs at his buddy as he also finished stocking up.
"Oh lighten up a Little would ya? Everyone needed that due to the damn finals next month."
"Can't you at least chill with that? You and Kara are asking to be expelled. Anyway, those VR systems are funded by the same guy who allowed a city full of gremlins to wreak havoc for a quick buck.", Hunter noted as Lobo smirked.
"Gotta respect his hustle game. He sure knows what he's doing. Say, we have a customer right now.", Lobo spotted a customer coming up to the register as Lobo and Hunter greeted him. In fact, a line quickly formed as they all want in on the porkulus Rift.
"You're here just In time, man. We just got these in. That'll be #300.", Hunter noted as the customer handed the amount to the air hero.
"Thank you. And enjoy the Porkulus Rift.", Hunter said handing more systems to the customers. I lasted until their shift was over. Soon, they headed to the food court where Diana and the girls are eating. Zee greeted the two boys as they got their grub.
"Hey, boys. How's the VR sale coming along?"
"Crazy. That's one way to describe it. The VR system sold Out by the end of our shifts. And to think that the devices are funded by Luthor himself.", Hunter said as Karen, Kara, Jessica, Tatsu and Zee gasped.
"Really? Luthor's a greedy guy who nearly ravaged the city thanks to the gremlins.", Zee said as Diana nodded.
"Yes but we need to be vigilant of this VR helmet since Luthor is funding it and the Valentino fellow creating it.", the Amazon noted with the group agreeing with her. Lobo noticed Billy and Freddie missing as he asked the group.
"Where the hell is Billy and Freddie? We haven't seen them yet afterschool."
"They left quickly to deal with Black Adam. But they're also getting the Porkulus Rift. I hope they don't use it to the point they forget about schoolwork. The finals will be here before you know it.", Karen said as Kara scoffs.
"KEH! Way to mention finals on an already crappy day."
"That's because you're salty about Maxima causing you to get detention. You should stop getting into fights especially with Maxima. She is from alien royalty and we don't want her parents catching wind of you fighting their daughter.", Jessica chastised the blonde.
"Fine. As long as Maxima don't start crap, it won't be no crap!", Kara scoffs as Casey nodded.
"So, guys. Are any of you participating at the talent show?", Casey wondered as the group thought for a moment. Hunter and Lobo grinned as they already thought up something.
"We're doing a number on Scary Mask but there's only one problem.", Hunter said as the girls wondered.
"What could be the problem?", Babs wondered.
"We don't have a chick to sing some of the parts of the song. It's a song by Poppy.", Lobo said as Karen gasped.
"OMG! I like that song! I listen to it when I do my homework. I can be Poppy in the number at the talent show.""
"Sweet! I'll rock out on my guitar while Lobo does the drums. It'll be perfect! What about you guys?", Hunter asked as Zee thought of a magic performance, Jessica reciting a poem about recycling, Casey volunteering to become part of Zee's act while the others weren't sure yet. The group hung out for a while until it was time for them to get home.
=====Meanwhile======
Luthor, Professor Pyg and his sidekick Hunch were watching their sales go up with Pyg smiling as he thanked Luthor for funding such a device. Hunch however was Picking his nose much to Lina's disgust.
"I like to thank you, Luthor. My product is such a success to make my dream a reality!", Pyg said as Lex chuckled.
"Oh it's nothing, Professor. I'm investing in innovations and yours is quite intriguing. The best part is that the general public doesn't know your true intenttions."
"Indeed. This device will make my dreams come true once the user is warped. Soon they'll be my pigmask army that will pull off the best heists. And the best part is that no one will be able to stop me! That two-timed caped rodent of Gotham doesn't even know about this.", Pyg said as Hunch raised an eyebrow.
"Duh, what about Superman, Pyg?"
"Grrrr! That's Professor Pyg! Professor Pyg! And for the record, that Stupidman will never try to stop me!", Pyg ranted to Hunch as Luthor rubbed his chin in thought.
"I believe your friend here may have a point, Lazlo."
"What do you mean, Luthor?"
"Superman's not the only one protecting Metropolis. There are teenaged superheroes as well that you need to be mindful of.", Luthor said to the scientist as Pyg raised an eyebrow.
"A bunch of superhero children are protecting Metropolis?"
"Correct. They are a pain in the neck and had thwarted my latest plan with the gremlins. And they are quite formidable if I say so myself.", Luthor said posting different portraits of the superhero teens. Pyg eyed the members of the Super Team and frowned at Batgirl.
"That Batgirl! So she's protecting Metropolis now?"
"Yes. So you are familiar with her. Yes, she usually helps out Batman and his bird themed boy wonder in protecting Gotham City. But she's not alone for we have Wonder Woman, an Amazon hailing from an island of female immortal warriors, the magical Zatanna that can use magic at will, Bumblebee is a girl that can well, sting like a bee, a Green Lantern girl who is like the rest of those space cops, that blasted Kryptonian Supergirl who is much of a pain as Superman is and Lobo, an alien juvenile delinquent who loves nothing more than fighting and causing trouble.", Luthor said as Hunch saw Captain Hurricane's portrait.
"What about that blue fellow with the helmet?", Hunch asked as Lex gritted his teeth.
"Oh I forgot about that blue little menace! Captain Hurricane has thwarted many of the criminals' plans and humiliated me after the gremlin invasion! That's two blue wretches I can't stand! That Superman and the blue brat! Hell, those teens have more metahumans and superpowered beings on their side!", Luthor growled as Pyg nodded in empathy.
"I see what you mean now. I heard of this Captain Hurricane fellow on the news at times. But I never came face to face with this gentleman. I'll be sure to keep that in mind."
"Glad that you will. But let's change the subject. It seems many people are buying your product at an alarming rate.", Luthor said impressed as Pyg felt amazed.
"Yes. And my mind warping feature will take effect once the wearer uses it. And the best part is that they won't be able to take it off! Bahahahaha!", Pyg laughed as Luthor raised an eyebrow.
"That is despicable. I love it.", Luthor smiled wickedly as his daughter Lina screamed after Hunch picked his nose and eating boogers.
"Get this sicko away from me! He's eating his own boogers!", she yelled as Luthor deadpanned at Hunch.
"Lazlo, please get your henchman. He's making my daughter queasy with his gross habits."
"Hunch, you nasty imbecille! Stop picking your nose and eating it! You're making the Poor girl sick!", Pyg yelled as Hunch grinned with boogers stuck to his teeth.
"Sorry, Piggy. Just digging for gold."
"Well you're just plain disgusting! And it's Professor Pyg, you nitwit! Get over here and watch my potential vision come to life!", Pyg scolded as Hunch goofily went to his master and Luthor. On the screen, many people using the Porkulus Rift ran amok with the devices controlling their mind pulling heists.
"Yes! It finally works! Let's see how my pigmasked masterpieces do.", pyg laughed in triumph as the group looked onto the big screen.
==BGM: You Call This A Utopia?: From Mother 3 being the Smash Bros. Brawl version======
As the song played, many of Pyg's victims wearing the VR headsets stole money, jewels and other valuables from banks as they marched on like Pyg's loyal soldiers. The montage showed many of them vandalizing buildings spraying graffiti, knocking down dumpsters and trashcans and breaking things. They even tied up folks and stole their wallets and other valuables. People were fleeing from the VR users as they rioted in the streets as the Metropolis PD tried to control the crowds but the mob was overpowering them. Soon, the city was in complete chaos as Pyg watched his mind controlled victims wreak havoc.
"It's brilliant! My masterpiece turning Metropolis into Gotham City! It's perfect! Stupendous!", the professor said as Luthor was curious.
"Hmmm. I like the message your art seems to convey. A utopia Superman's trying to help create is nothing but an illusion. Survival of the fittest.", Luthor noted as Pyg grinned.
"Precisely. Living in Gotham taught me a lot about that. It's not a perfect place but everyone of us strives to become perfect in any avenue. It's impossible to create perfection. But we can make things better with art in this case a visual one.", Pyg remarked as Luthor smirked.
"I like the way you think, Lazlo. Art imitates life and this is one of those examples."
"Uhh, Luthor? What about the people making wind of it?", Hunch said as Pyg and Luthor raised an eyebrow.
"Don't be silly, Hunch! Those media clowns won't have a clue! We'll say it's a bug or a glitch in the system! They'll buy it!", Pyg told his bumbling sidekick as Luthor grinned.
"Indeed. And I'll let you in on a little secret."
"Do tell, Luthor. I'm all ears.", Pyg smirked behind his mask as Luthor kicked back in his chair.
"When you are an elite in this world, you can get away with everything and get out of sticky situations easier. The dregs of the city like Metropolis or Gotham doesn't have a chance. That's the epitome of survival of the fittest.", Luthor said smoking a cigar as Pyg smirked.
"And when tomorrow hits, those poor unfortunate souls won't remember a thing!"
"Correcttt. All we need to do is act like it had a glitch or bug and tell it to the media and we'll be okay.", Luthor suggested as both villains laughed but Hunch laughed offkey causing them to stop.
"Hunch, what kind of laugh is that?!"
"Duh, I don't know."
"Well work on that pitiful laugh of yours! I'd rather listen to the scratching of a chalkboard than that poor excuse of a laugh!", Pyg ranted as Hunch smiled.
"Yes sir, Pyg."
"That's Professor Pyg! Get it right, you imbecille! Oy. I swear you drive an already mad scientist to drink!", Pyg sighed as Luthor and Lina felt empathy for the man. They all watched the chaos still looming in the streets.
=====The Next Day======
"Dude! Have you guys heard about the Porkulus Rift riot? This is nuts, man!", Billy said to the team as they were all at Burrito Bucket afterschool. Karen nodded and shuddered at the news coverage of the incidents that took place as she gingerly ate her tacos.
"Yeah. The people wearing the thing has went crazy! Graffiti's everywhere, stores and banks were robbed and anything they can do to cause trouble.", the bee girl said as the group tried to investigate what happened. Hunter frowned as he watched the coverage of Luthor and the creator of the system without his pigmask.
"And if I know any better, Luthor had something to do with this. He said it was a bug or something in the headsets that made the people's brain waves go nuts.", Hunter deduced as Kara huffed.
"Why don't we just beat him up? Problem solved.."
"Kara, we must investigate this thorough. Not beating somebody to a pulp.", Diana said chastising the blonde as Babs nodded.
"Di's right. Luthor should be innocent until proven guilty. But I have a hunch who may be the possible accomplice.", Babs said as Casey raised an eyebrow.
"Really? Who?"
"Remember the headset resembling a pig head? Well, it may be the work of the notorious Professor Pyg.", Babs said as the group grew confused.
"Professor Pyg?", the group chorused as Billy raised an eyebrow.
"Who is this Professor Pyg? It sounds like a rapper's name."
"Professor Pyg is one of Gotham's rogues who's gimmick is to mutilate people's faces and implant them with pig-like masks that warp people's minds and make them pull off crimes against their will. Batman dealt with this guy on occasions. Fortunately, the Batman family being Batman, myself, Robin and many allies brought the mastermind to justice. That's before I even came to Metropolis.", Babs explained as Lobo spoke his mind.
"Damn. That guy went hog wild.", Lobo said as Hunter nodded.
"Damn straight. I'm not saying Pyg is behind this but he'll be added to possible suspect list. I don't think he's the type to handle VR headsets to control minds. Maybe Brainiac or some other mind controlling badnik decided to play a role in this.", Hunter noted as Jessica eating her veggie burrito concurred.
"Maybe. We heard about Superman fighting Brainiac in which he manipulates machines and has psychic powers. There's so many possibilities out there but we may never know for sure.", the Lantern admitted as Freddie had concerns.
"The main problem is the timing of when the incident will happen again. Who knows when they'll strike?"
"It's unpredictable. It'll happen in broad daylight or at night.", Tatsu worriedly said as Diana had a determined look on her face.
"But we need to stay alert in case the incident rises so we can quell the ongoing threat. But we need a sample of the doohickey that makes people do these things.", Diana said as Hunter had an idea.
"Perfect. Babs, come by Game Jockey and get the Porkulus Rift. Don't worry. It's on the house.", Hunter grinned as Babs smiled.
"You got it, Hunter. That way I can track the IP address and MAC address to find clues."
"Don't forget about the BIOS files on the machine when you analyze it. It houses the operating system and the architecture of the product.", Hunter noted as Kara smirked.
"Never knew you were a nerd, Hunter. I was expecting only Di, Karen and Babs to be the only Ones in the group.", the Kryptonian teased as the four individuals frowned.
"Hey!", Hunter and the mentioned girls chorused as Kara smirked. Jessica turned to Babs.
"Ignore her, guys. And Babs, it's not a bad idea to analyze the device. And Karen can help out too in investigating it.", Jessica suggested as Karen beamed.
"Yay! Two heads are better than one! We'll let you know of the details once the analyzation is complete.", Karen cheerfully noted as Casey beamed.
"Perfect. The sooner we do this, the nightmare would be over. In the meantime, we all need to be on guard.", she remarked as Diana agreed.
"Casey's right. While Babs and Karren investigate this doohickey, we'll be ready for battle. May Zeus and Hera protect us, fellow warriors!", Diana said in passion as Zee groaned.
"Di, stop doing warspeak! Oy! Why are you so adorkable?", Zee said as Billy and Freddie snickered. Hunter told Lobo, Babs and Karen to get to his truck to go to Game Jockey. The rest of the group were on standby in case another incident happened again.
=====In The Sweet Justice Lair=====
The three being Babs, Karen and Hunter were inn the supercomputer area of the lair as the Porkulus Rift was hooked to the computer's built-in hacking device. Karen connected the cord to the port as Hunter saw the setup.
"Is everything online, girls?"
"Almost. All I have to do is start a scan of the device to break the security codes. Then we're all set to go.", Babs said as the supercomputer scanned and unzipped the files with ease. Karen heard a chime and let the group know about it.
"It's ready for analyzation. Where to start?", the bee girl said as Hunter pointed to the BIOS files option.
"Babs, click on the BIOS file. It's the soul of all systems."
"You got it, Hunter!", Babs beamed as she opened the file. She then skimmed through the specifications and languages of the device. She stopped at a name of the architecture of the hardware.
"That's interesting. It says Pygmalion as it's architectural platform.", Babs investigated as Hunter and Karen had a hunch.
"Well that's a clue on Our list. Pygmalion is an interesting codename. It's quite common for video game companies to name their future systems unique codenames before an official one is given out to the public.", Hunter noted as Babs and Karen raised an eyebrow.
"So Pygmalion was the Porkulus Rift's codename?", Karen wondered as Hunter nodded.
"Exactly. Kind of like the Nintendo Gamecube's codename being Dolphin or Xbox Series X's Scorpio. Also, while you both stopped to look at the codename and Platform, I noticed something in there regarding brain wave manipulation programs.", Hunter said as Babs gasped.
"So that means the headsets might've used mind control on the users playing the game system!"
"Exactly! The way it seemed. The users were made to do all these crimes while under it's hypnosis. Somehow, the creator of this device programmed a chip of sorts to do just that.", Hunter explained as Karen spotted the creator's name.
"Lazlo Valentino. Hmmm. Could he be the one responsible for the headsets?", Karen asked as Hunter and Babs nodded.
"Yep. And If I remember correctly, he was the one that was with Luthor in the news coverage."
"I knew those two were up to something! And you know what else? His secondary name on the file is The NotoriousPYG!", Hunter said as Babs narrowed her eyes.
"Of course! That explains the codename, behavior and architecture of these devices! It mimicked the masks the victims in Gotham wore by force! It was Professor Pyg's doing!"
"And Luthor help fund it! We gotta worn the others!", Babs and Karen respectively said as Hunter nodded.
"Yep. We found our culprits! I'll radio in Diana about this!"
====Moments Later======
"So Professor Pyg and Lex Luthor are behind this!", Zee said as Hunter nodded.
"Yep. It's all in the BIOS files. And we found something in the IP Address as well. It tracks every user and Pyg probably programmed the games at will remotely to tell the victims what to do.", Hunter noted as Babs added In.
"And also, Professor Pyg had a unique system in the program where he could remotely use the cellular tower's communications to do mind control with a device.", Babs noted with Kara narrowed her eyes.
"I knew Luthor was trouble for helping that porker do such a thing! I say we break into LexCorp and break both Oink Breath and Rich Boy's noses in!"
"Hell yeah! I'm ready to bust heads!", Kara and Lobo eager to use brute force decided to rush out but Diana's lasso pulled them back.
"Hey, Di! What the hell?! We were about to beat those wusses to a pulp!"
"Yeah! What gives? The Main Bro's itchin' to bust heads wide open!", Kara and Lobo respectively ranted as Casey sighed.
"And get caught into possible traps? I don't think so."
"Casey's right. It's foolish to go headfirst without a plan! It's a warrior's duty to plan out their battle tactics before heading to the fight.", Diana lectured as Kara sighed.
"Gee thanks, my Cap'n!", Kara sarcastically said as Hunter shrugged.
"Okay. To have evidence, we need to take apart the headset and find that module chip responsible for the mind control. It's our best clue to catch Professor Oinker in the act. Karen, do you have a drill driver?"
"Um, yeah. I have one on the table over there.", Karen pointed to a drill driver on a table as Hunter picked it up. Billy raised an eyebrow as he asked the air hero a question.
"Uh. Do you even know how to use a drill driver?"
"Yeah. All I need to do is get a game bit out of my storage ring.", Hunter said as Kara looked dumbfounded.
"A game bit? This isn't a time for videogames."
"No. There's a special bit you put onto a screwdriver to repair game systems. This one I pulled out of my ring is this one here. I put it onto Karen's drill driver and go to the special screws on the Porkulus Rift and loosen them.", Hunter explained as he used the game bit to loosen the screws off the headset as the group were amazed.
"Wow. I never knew you were an expert at game repairs.", Zee complimented as Hunter grinned.
"Yep. I repaired a Super Nintendo once and it ran good like a scared chicken."
"What happened to it?", Casey asked as Hunter explains.
"Got dusty inside. I did a similar procedure and cleaned out all that dust and then inspected everything before I put it back together. Gaming mechanisms are my thing.", the air hero said as he lifted the shell of the headset revealing components. One particular part they needed to get out was that module chip or simply the mind control chip. It looked red and square looking attached to some wiring. Hunter puts on some rubber gloves and used some tools to undo the wiring and removed the chip out of it.
"There. It's removed.", Hunter said as he removed the game bit off of Karen's drill driver. Babs examined the chip and grew curious.
"This chip is the right one. Professor Pyg definitely used this to warp innocent people's minds to pull off crimes. We'll have the proof we need. I'll hold on to that for safekeeping."
"Oh no you don't! I'll keep that chip! Then I'll destroy it.", Kara crossed her arms wanting to destroy the chip only for Tatsu to chastise her.
"That's foolish to do that. That chip may hold information related to the mind control program. We gotta keep it safe and Babs here is the right one for the job.", the swordswoman said as Babs smiled.
"Yep. And I know the right person for this situation."
======Outside======
"Hmm. This mind control chip is bigger than the one used in Pyg's masks for his Dollatrons. How did you all remove it from the headsets?", Batman asked impressed as Batgirl pointed to Hurricane.
"He's a tech wiz albeit a gaming one.", Batgirl beamed as Hurricane nodded.
"Yeah. Professor Pyg used special screws found in gaming consoles to construct the headset. I needed to use a game bit to unscrew them and that's how I'd removed the chip.", Hunter said as Batman nodded.
"I see. So Professor Pyg decided to escape Arkham and is up to his old tricks. He's quite the artist according to his claims. And as for Lex Luthor, it's like him to make a quick buck by any means necessary even for the wrong reasons.", the caped crusader noted as Kara scoffs.
"I still say we bust through LexCorp and ransack this operation right now!"
"Kara, you always have to resort to brute force. Do you?", Zee deadpanned as Hurricane sighed.
"Aside from that idea, we gotta figure out how to bring Pyg to justice before anyone gets hurt. And stop the sales of the VR headsets."
"Hunter's right. As long as everyone's buying the product, they'll fall right into Pyg and Luthor's trap.", Batman noted. However, the victims of the VR headsets were wreaking havoc as people scream for their Lives.
"Crap! We got pigfaced dweebs at 12:00! Let's bust some heads!", Lobo yelled as Hunter and the gang try to stop him. Diana in the nick of time lassoes him back.
"Hey! What gives? I need to bust heads!"
"Dude, they're under the influence! We don't need to hurt them and put them in the ICU!", Billy said as Casey grew worried.
"Well we need to do something. They're getting rowdy by the second.", Casey concerned warned the group as Superman landed by the heroes. The Man of Steel was caught by Batman as he nonchalantly asked.
"Well, Boy Scout. What are you doing in my affairs?", the caped crusader wondered as Superman answers.
"Look, Batman. Metropolis is my city to protect. So if anything involved with Luthor or anyone endangering the city does something, It's my responsibiliyty."
"Well, a criminal of Gotham is getting involved in your city, Kent! So I'll be the one to take him back to Arkham.", Batman noted as both men bickered. Babs stepped between the two and tried to reason.
"Guys, this isn't helping! You're both heroes in your own right. There's no need to argue.", Babs said as Diana agreed.
"Our sibling in arms is right, men. We must band together and put aside our differences. There's a war going on caused by an infernal headset. The gods will bring us together and—"
"What my friend's trying to say is that you two need to stop arguing and help us put a stop to those badniks. By the time you two bicker long enough, Oink Breath and Baldy MCCashgrab would do more damage beyond Metropolis. So what's it gonna be?", Hunter said as Batman and Superman stopped their squabbles and shook On it.
"That's more like It. Now it's time to figure out a way past the rioters and stick it to the badniks.", Hunter cheered as Superman and Batman raised an eyebrow.
"Badniks?"
"A term for bad guys.", Karen noted as the group saw more VR users wreak havoc. Diana had an idea as she ordered Zee to use her wand.
"Zee, you use your magic to put some of the rioters to sleep. Hunter, Lobo, Shazam and Freddie do what you can to protect the girls.", Diana said pointing to the rest of the female teammates of the Super Team.
"I'll use my knockout gas bombs to put many to sleep. Superman, you fly over to LexCorp. We'll bee on our way.", Batman said as Superman flew to LexCorp as the plan went underway.
Halfway through the city, many of the rioters were put to sleep thanks to Zatanna and Batman's efforts. Hunter, Lobo, Shazam and Shazam Jr. were warding off the rioters without hurting them as the Others try to make it to LexCorp. But there's one problem, Poison Ivy and her cronies wearing the headsets destroying the city eyed the heroes.
"Oh no! The Sweet Revenge Squad's under the influence too!", Karen yelled in worry as Batman and Batgirl agreed.
"And we're Out of knockout gas bombs!", Babs said as Giganta swings at the Gotham duo. Kid Cabra faced off against Superman while Livewire, Star Sapphire and Catwoman went at Zatanna, Supergirl and Green Lantern. Karen assisted Babs and Batman in fending off Giganta and Poison Ivy while Tatsu and Casey dealt with Cheetah. The boys and Superman tried to subdue Kid Cabra and Hammerhead as Hunter on his airboard dropped a Poke Ball from his Smash Ring revealing a Bellossom. Superman looked confused at Hunter's move.
"What's a little creature doing out here? Won't Kid Cabra and Hammerhead hurt it?", Superman wondered as Hunter shook his head.
"No. This Pokemon will put anybody to sleep whenever they get near it. See?", Hunter said as Bellossom puts both the goat mutant and the shark villain to sleep. Superman then watch the Bellossom leave back into the Smash Ring.
"Wow. How's that possible?"
"Didn't Kara tell you? I'm the embodiment of videogames. That's one of my powers.", Hunter said as Superman smiled.
"Now I remember. You do have your powers related to videogame history.", Superman understood the blue hero as the guys spot Zee use her wand to put Ivy, Star Sapphire and Livewire to sleep but Cheetah swipes Zee to the ground as Superman yelled.
"Oh no! Cheetah swiped Zee to the ground!"
"Zee, are you all right?!", Hunter called out as the magician smiled and got up.
"Yeah. But don't worry about me. We got a few more to put to sleep.", Zatanna noted as Cheetah, Giganta, Harley, Catwoman and Poison Ivy remain. Kara was nearly whacked by Harley's mallet angering the blonde.
"Why you little—"
"Kara! Don't hurt her! Just restrain her until Zee puts her to sleep!", Diana warned as Kara groaned but did as she was told. Casey held onto Catwoman, Katana to Cheetah, Diana to Giganta and Jessica to Poison Ivy. Zee started off with the squirming Harley sending her to Dreamland. Kara then pulled out a marker and made a moustache with it.
"Kara! Don't do that! That's mean!", Zatanna yelled as Kara snickered. The rest of the supervillains were one-by-one put to sleep as the heroes sighed in relief. Batman turned to Zee and congratulated her.
"Thanks for the assistance. Now that they're sleeping, it's time to stop Pyg and Luthor. All right, Kent! Lead the way."
"I thought you never ask. Kara! Stop drawing on people's faces! That's just plain rude! And Lobo, quit placing Kick Me signs on Kid Cabra and Hammerhead!", Superman chastised Kara and Lobo as Diana and Casey took the markers and spare Kick Me signs away from them.
"All right, guys. Let's follow Supes and kick some badnik butts!", Hunter said as the group shrugged and followed Superman and Batman to LexCorp.
====Inside LexCorp=====
"Those rotten kids are ruining my plans! And they brought that big flying rodent with them! They'll pay for messing up great art of perfection!", Professor Pyg ranted and banged on the desk in frustration. Luthor spotted Superman flying ahead of the group as he clenched his teeth in anger.
"And that Superman of all people too! How did they find Out our plans?! Unless those two flying rats have something to do with it! They don't call Batman the World's Greatest Detective for nothing! Let them come here! We have a trap waiting just for them! Especially for Superman and Captain Hurricane!", Luthor smirked as the pager rang revealing to be Mercy Gravees.
"Mr. Luthor, those costumed nuisances had broke into the building! They're heading your way!"
"Let them come on in, Mercy! I got something good for them.", Luthor said as Lobo and Kara breaks the door down.
"Not so fast, Oink Breath and Rich Dweeb! Your crazy experiments end right here!", Lobo said as Luthor growled.
"You owe me a new door, you delinquents!", Luthor yelled as the rest of the group caught up to the brawns of the team. Superman and Batman looked at the doors broke Off the hinges and deadpanned at Kara and Lobo.
"Was that even necessary?", Superman and Batman chorused as Pyg yelled.
"Enough! You insignificant fools are ruining my canvas full of art! And for that, you must pay!"
"I caught you red handed, Pyg! You're going back to Arkham!", Batman threatened as Babs nodded.
"So you're using VR headsets to make your schemes come to life? It's disgusting still how you took advantage of the people to do your dirty crimes!", Babs accusingly pointed at the figure as Luthor smirked.
"So you all believe we are responsible for such a thing? How childish of you to even make lies without any proof.", Luthor sneered as Babs pulled out the mind control chip.
"Does this ring any bells?", Babs smirked as Pyg and Luthor gasped in surprise.
"How the hell did you obtain my mind control chip so easily? This can't be!", Pyg yelled in shock as Hunter smirked.
"It's pretty obvious. Batman and Batgirl aren't the only ones with tech expertise. We examined your VR headset and this chip was responsible for many of the citizens using it to commit crimes you see fit, Oinky!"
"The name's Professor Pyg! Professor Pyg! Or you can call me, Notorious PYG!", the mad professor said as Hunter and the group cringed.
"Oh hell to the freakin' no! Notorious PYG? That's disrespect to the late Biggie Smalls, dawg!", Hunter ranted as Superman frowned at Luthor.
"Up to your old tricks, Luthor? I'm not surprised you use your wealth and power to promote evil and corruption on the innocent!"
"A true boy scout as usual I see! You and your fellow costumed nuisances should know that I always get away with everything."
"Which is bull and you know it, bub! Making money off of people's misery? Not cool, man!", Billy pointed out as Pyg smirked.
"You know what would be cool? Hunch!"
"Yes, Pyg?", Hunch answered as Pyg grumbled.
"That's Prof—Nevermind! Get some of the "party favors" for one of our guests!"
"You mean the Kryp—"
"Just get it or I'll wring your neck!", Pyg threatened as Hunch brought out a box containing green rocks. Superman and Supergirl grew suspicious as the bumbling sidekick gave it to Pyg and Luthor. The bald businessman smirked as he dug in the box.
"What the hell is he pulling Out?", Lobo wondered as Diana looked carefully and gasped.
"Great Zeus! Superman and Supergirl! Watch out! That's Kryptonite!", the Amazon warned but it was too late for Luthor threw one at the two Kryptonians weakening them to the ground. Pyg laughed as the Kryptonians suffered.
"Oh my Zeus! They got both of them!"
"You bastards!", Hunter yelled out after Diana gasped. Pyg smirked as he taunted the heroes.
"Now that the two Kryptonians are weakened, maybe they'll be of good use! Hunch, get the VR headsets and place it on our victims!"
"Yes, Notorious PYG."
"Normally I berate you for not calling me Professor Pyg but Notorious PYG isn't so bad of a name.", Pyg laughed to himself as Hunch grabbed the two VR headsets and went over to Superman and Supergirl as the two heroes struggled looking at Hunch.
"What are you doing? Don't do this!"
"You heard him, doofus! Get that crap away from us! We're not wearing that piece of (ARF)!", Clark and Kara said as Luthor sneered.
"You two are in no position to give demands. Oh how the Man and Girl of Steel have fallen In front of their friends. Hunch, place the headsets on them. It's time our guests get converted to the one thing they fight against. Going on the wrong side of the law.", Luthor said with an evil laugh as Hunter growled.
"Why you dirty bald bastard! That's cheap of you to do that to my friends!", Hunter yelled as Casey frowned.
"You two won't get away with this!", she blurted out but as soon as Hunch forced the helmets on Superman and Supergirl, Pyg used his remote and grinned.
"Oh really? Let's see how your friends fare when I tell them to convert you to be part of my perfect work of art! Superman and Supergirl, get them!", Pyg ordered as the VR headsets warped their minds as Karen gasped.
"Oh no! They're after us!"
"Let's try and take off those helmets!", Lobo suggested as Luthor smirked.
"Those helmets aren't coming off no matter how hard you try. They're on their heads until the deed is done."
"Damn it! So it looks Like we're next to be part of Oink Breath's work of art!", Hunter said as Diana saw Superman and Supergirl going after Zee and Karen respectively.
"Oh no! Look out!", Diana warned but the strength of the two Kryptionians overpowered Zee and Karen and placed more of the VR helmets on them. The next to suffer were Lobo, Shazam, Shazam Jr and Green Lantern. The remaining unaffected heroes were in a difficult situation as Katana grew worried.
"Oh no! We're outnumbered! Most of our friends are under Pyg's influence!", Katana grew worried as Batman thought of an idea.
"Batgirl and I will keep Superman and Supergirl busy. I noticed the remote in Pyg's hands. One of you try to get to him and turn it off. Then all under the influence will be free.", Batman said as Babs beamed at her idol.
"It's awesome! I'm working alongside my idol! EEEE!"
"Babs, this is no time for gushing! We gotta follow the plan to save our comrades! Now let's move!", Diana said as she, Casey, Katana and Hurricane went for Zee, Jessica, Lobo and Karen as they try to capture the remaining heroes.
"Join us! Submit to us! Join us! Submit to us!", all under Pyg's influence said in a monotone state. Hurricane frowned as he spins like a tornado.
"The hell we will! Time to blow you guys away!", Hunter yelled as he spins towards Shazam only to be knocked back by the magic bolts.
"Hurricane!", the girls yelled as Katana and Diana try to fight off Shazam as they try to dodge Shazam's bolts and did a double team attack sending him to the ground. Freddie however grabbed Tatsu as Diana yelled.
"Tatsu! Freddie, snap out of it! She's our friend! Please come back to us!", Diana pleaded with Freddie but to no avail. Before Tatsu had the headset slipped on her, Hunter spun creating a whirlwind doing a lariat freeing Katana. Tatsu gets up and thanks Hunter for the sve.
"Arigato, Hurricane. I thought Freddie had me for sure.", she said in worry as the air hero smirked.
"Not on my watch. Come on. We got a porker to catch!", Hunter said as he and Tatsu figure out a way to get to Pyg. Zee, Bumblebee and Lobo were cornering Copycat as she tried to fend them off in her crystalloid form of a golem.
"Stay back! I mean it! Pyg is using you!", Copycat warned as the victims try to capture her. She frowned as they were too close for comfort.
"You leave me with no choice. Take this!", Copycat yelled as she rolled into a big ball knocking out the victims like bowling pins. Batman and Superman tussled with the Kryptonian trying to swing at the dark knight but Batman dodged the punch and used electric batarangs to stun him followed by a missile dropkick to send Superman to the floor. Pyg yelled at his subjects seeing that Hunter and Co. are making things difficult.
"After them, you fools! That blue pipsqueak and his friends are after me! Hurry up and get them!", he yelled as Luthor turned to the angry professor.
"Fear not, Lazlo. That little blue runt and his unaffected allies will soon fall to us! I'm sure Of it.", Luthor glared at Hurricane as the air Hero made like a tornado past Lobo and kept moving towards Luthor until Hunch accidentally shot a ray trapping Hunter in a forcefield.
"I got him, boss! I got the blue guy!", Hunch cheered as the girls and Batman gasped at Hunter trapped by Hunch.
"Hurricane! Oh Hera!", Diana yelled in worry as Batman sweep kicks Superman to the floor after fighting at a stalemate.
"Pyg's sidekick shot Hurricane with a trapping ray. There's no way for him to get out unless we do something about it.", Batman suggested as Katana grew worried.
"We better free him or else Pyg and Luthor do something horrible to him.", Katana spotted Bumblebee and Zee coming after her as Casey and Diana ran in to protect her.
"Hurricane, hang on! We're coming!", the Amazon said as they try to ward off their hypnotized friends. Superman throws Batman to the wall as Supergirl with a VR headset marched over to a dazed Batman to put it on him. Babs gasped and saw a box of Kryptonite and used her acrobatics to dodge other mind controlled victims and kicks Luthor in the face. She then grabbed a chunk of it.
"Hey, Superman and Supergirl! Come and get me! I give up!", Babs yelled as Kara flew at Babs only to fall to the ground in pain as the Kryptonite lay down beside her. This gave Batman the opportunity to subdue Superman successfully. Luthor frowned as he yelled.
"Curse that Batgirl! Someone get her! Get that little rat with wings!", he shouted as the chaos ensued as Pyg laughed evilly.
"That's right, you pathetic super fools! Once you all fall into my trap, you're going to become part of my perfect masterpiece! Bahahahaha!", Pyg cackled as Hurricane had to think of something to get out of that forcefield.
"I got to figure out a way to get free and take that bacon face oinker''s remote. It's the source of all the mess. Wait a minute. I have something in my Smash ring that'll help me out in a Pinch like this.", Hunter pulled something out of his ring and an Invincible monitor appeared.
"Sweet. Now to attack it and become invincible. But I have another item to pull out.", The air hero conjured up a Power Sneaker monitor as both were outside the forcefield.
"Now to call Pyg's bumbling lackey for something. Hey, Hunch!", Hunter yelled out as the bumbling sidekick answered.
"Yes, blue guy?"
"Can I have a water bottle? I'm thirsty.", Hunter asked as Hunch spotted a spare water bottle and handed it to the air hero. Hunter took the water bottle and drank it but spat it out disabling the forcefield as Hunch gasped in horror.
"Uh-oh!"
"Thanks, man. Now to help my friends!", Hunter jumped on the two monitors making him faster and invulnerable.
====BGM: Sonic 3 Invincibility======
Hunter sped off as Luthor gasped at the air hero and yelled to Pyg.
"Lazlo! That blue wretch has escaped and your sidekick was the one who let him Out!", Luthor yelled as he screamed in pain as he got caught in Hunter's tornado and hung him up in the ceiling fan by his underwear tied to it. Hunter then turned on the fan as Luthor screamed.
"AAAAH! Get me down from there! Somebody get me down from there!", Luthor yelled as the fan kept spinning faster. Batman raised his eyebrow at Hunter doing such a thing as the girls were speechless.
"Great white beard of Zeus! This is unorthodox.", Diana thought to herself as Pyg growled in anger.
"Hunch, you idiot! You let him escape! Someone hurry up and get him! Get him! GET HIIIM!", Pyg yelled as his victims try and capture him but the invulnerability phase was still active on Hunter. Superman, Supergirl, Lobo, Zatanna and Green Lantern were bowled over to the ground as Pyg gasped in horror. Shazam, Shazam Jr. and Bumblebee were subdued by Diana, Casey and Tatsu as Pyg gulped in horror.
"Oh no! My life's work is going by the wayside!"
"That's right, Bacon Face! Your plans end right here! After Burners!", Hunter said speeding towards Pyg but the invulnerability phase was near it's end as it had few seconds to go. Pyg smiled evilly as Hunter was a way to go.
"Your invulnerability period is almost up, boy! Your attempts will be useless!", Pyg laughed evilly as Hunter gritted his teeth.
"That's what you think, Oink Breath! I'll make you oink for mercy!", Hunter yelled as he came just in time and rammed Pyg to the ground as the remote fell out Of his hands. Pyg was then wedgified onto the speeding fan as both Pyg and Luthor went screaming.
"AAAAH! He's gonna disable the mind control chip! NOOOOOO!", Pyg yelled as both villains yelled.
"I HAAAAAATE THAAAT BLUE BRAT!"
"Now to disable it. And here goes the stop button. Consider Pyg's plan officially canceled.", Hunter Pushed the button and the VR's mind control feature was disabled for good as the remote got crushed. Afterwards, all the affected heroes were back to normal as Zee rubbed her head taking off the device as did everybody else.
"What happened? I can't remember a thing!", she said as Superman raised an eyebrow spotting just Hunch picking his nose.
"What happened to Luthor and Professor Pyg?" Did they escape?", Superman wondered as Billy, Freddie, Lobo and Kara laughed themselves silly.
"What seems to be funny about them escaping?!", Superman frowned but Batman pointed up to the ceiling.
"Why don't you see for yourself?", Batman said deadpanned as Superman and everyone else gasped as Pyg and Luthor were still screaming for help. Karen sighed in relief seeing the remote crushed to bits.
"At least the chaos is over. Everyone in the city has been freed.", she said as Diana looked at Hunter.
"Hunter, we need to turn Off the fan and get those to down from there.", the Amazon said as Hunter groaned,.
"Do we have to? It's funny seeing them like this."
"But we can't leave them like this. They'll get sick.", Zee said worriedly as Superman nodded.
"As much as I want to leave them like this, we can't."
"Hunter, turn the fan off right now. Pyg's going back to Arkham anyway.", Diana commanded as Hunter sighed.
"Fine. It was fun while it lasted.", Hunter went to the switch and turned off the fan as it stops but not before both villains' underwear tor off sending Pyg and Luthor fly into a wall knocked out.
"Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.", Jessica commented as Batman called in the Batcopter and had Pyg in bolos.
"Now that Pyg's plans are thwarted, it's the trip back to Arkham for him. If anyone of you need my assistance again, call me."
"I will! I will! I'm your biggest admirer yet!", Babs beamed as Batman smirked and opened the window shooting a grappling hook to the entrance of the aircraft while carrying unconscious Pyg in the other hand. Soon, the Batcopter took off as the window was shut. Kara used markers to draw cat whiskers and a nose onto Luthor's face as Superman frowned.
"Kara, will you stop doing that? Anyway, now that Luthor and Hunch are still here, I'll take Luthor to the hospital. It seems he suffered a concussion thanks to your blue friend there.", Superman smirked as the group chuckled at Hunter's stunt. The group thanked Superman as he left for the hospital with Luthor In tow. The team decided to leave out of LexCorp going back home relieved that the fight is over.
====The Next Morning=====
"And Lazlo Valentine also known as the Professor Pyg has been arrested and taken back to Arkham by the Dark Knight, Batman. As for Luthor, he refuses to comment in his hospital bed claiming it wasn't his fault for the Porkulus Rift Backlash. In fact, the company behind the VR system Oculus Rift sued LexCorp for copyright infringement and is settling on a suitable payment from Luthor and LexCorp must cease from producing the Porkulus Rift. That is all the details as many victims behind the madness will not be charged of any crimes.", the news reporter explained the details on the radio as Hunter and Lobo riding in Jessica's ban huffed.
"Figures. Rich bastards like Luthor don't surprise me at all.", Hunter said as Diana frowned.
"Hunter, language. But it's true unfortunately. The silver lining is that the citizens are free from Pyg's mind control scheme.", Diana said as Katana and the others nodded.
"Un. And I can't fathom how Hunter stuck Pyg and Luthor onto the ceiling fan like that.", Katana giggled as Billy, Freddie, Kara and Lobo laughed themselves silly. Karen in her tiny form shook her head but was glad that the whole ordeal was over. Casey grinned as she spots the school building.
"At Least we can enjoy a normal school day and everyone wouldn't remember what happened.", she noted as the whole group agreed. At the school entrance, Pam and her posse were spotted rubbing their heads having a headache.
"That Porkbutt headset is crap! Can't believe we wasted our money on that Junk!", Pam growled as Harley whined.
"Owie! My head hurts! I hope it goes away soon!"
"MRRROW! That Luthor and that guy will pay for making a crappy device like that! But we'll think twice before buying such a device.", Selina noted as Doris smashed the infernal headset and tossed it into the trashcan.
"Yeah. This sucks! Let's just go to stupid homeroom already.", Doris said huffed.
"Here, here!", everyone chorused as Dirk voiced his Opinion.
"I'm sticking to game consoles and handhelds from now on.", Dirk said as Kurt nodded.
"Right behind ya, mate.", Kurt agreed as the whole group went to their respective homerooms.
A/N: Phew. That's a long chappy I did, huh? Anyway, Condiment King aka Mitchell Mayo is sort of a obscure character in DC Comics debuting in 2002 in the issues of Birds Of Prey. He's a petty thief from Gotham whose gimmick is using condiments as weapons to pull heists but fails miserably but at least he's original in a saturated field of Gotham villains. And also, Professor Pyg is also a DC villain in the Batman series debuting in Batman issue #666 in 2006. Going by the name Lazlo Valentine, Professor Pyg uses his constructed pig Like masks and sew it onto the victim's mutilated face and is made to commit various heists as a Dollatron. Sick and twisted. Anyway, as always LilMancub out and I'll see y'all in the next one.