Author Note: Happy 24th birthday to me.
I do not own Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir.
Enjoy!
The Great Ricky War was over and a lot of virtual lives have been destroyed in the war zone.
It showed the world just how powerful the internet had become.
Now, everybody had been given time to recover from the event and sit down and watch what they had been promised.
Meanwhile, there had been a surprising number of people come forward for looking like him.
Unfortunately, school was still on.
However, the teachers were expected to switch, so that everybody could watch.
So Miss Bustier was seated when the woman herself, switched to Ricky Web page, there was a count down.
The whole world was literally up to come and watch.
It hit zero and they heard music before seeing a plant and it turned around and entered into a mansion door and there was light.
There sat Ricky in his signature white and red sleeved t-shirt and jeans.
He said. "Hi, I'm Galatic level superstar Ricky Manthis"
And as soon as he said that, there was screaming down the hall from crazed fans.
The class was wide-eyed since they didn't know Ricky superfans were here.
He said. "My manager tells me, you have some questions for me"
Yes. All of them thought.
They had fought a war with many powerful people to get their voices heard.
He swiped and a hovering screen showed up and everybody lost it at the alien technology of their dreams showing up.
He said. "Okay, Number 10. Where do you, live?"
Everybody opened their ears.
He said. "Well, it depends where it is that day. You see, I live in the Ricky mansion on the Ricky planet. A planet I brought some time ago and there are jets underneath the planet to constantly move it about. So it doesn't stay in one place too long. It's done so so that space Paparazzi can't lock onto where I live. For somebody at my level, locking myself away on a private island or behind a mansion on a populated planet doesn't work. I'm dealing with cameras that are designed to teleport into your bedroom if your shield isn't updated every few hours"
Jesus.
Everybody couldn't imagine the level of invasion of privacy he was dealing with.
He said. "Number 9. How much do you make?"
Everybody was attentive.
He said. "Actually, I have no idea. Different planets have different currencies. It's really my manager's job to keep on top of that. I'm constantly bombarded with paychecks, I don't even look at them. My manager cashes them in while I perform and do work."
Everybody eyes were round, especially the musicians.
Imagine being so wanted, that you're constantly cashing in checks every few minutes.
It was a completely different world.
He said. "Question 8. Do you eat and if so, what is your favourite thing to eat"
He then said. "Good question" before saying. "Technically, no"
Everybody face changed.
He said. "However, I like tasting food and drinks. My favourite thing to have is something called Slurm"
And then it materialised onto the table in front of them.
He said. "First taste is weird. But after that, especially with food, it's incredible. And the best part is, you don't gain weight at all and it helps strengthen your body. You can literally survive on Slurm alone and be completely fine"
And Everybody who had been self-conscious about their weight suddenly had their wallets out.
Where do they buy it?
He said. "Question 7. Do you sleep?"
He said. "I do sleep. It's nice to get out of my body and walk around. Sometimes, a fan passes by"
Everybody eyes were huge.
Wait, what?
He then glossed over the answer he just given within going into detail and said. "Question 6. How do you come up with songs"
He then said. "Good question. Well, every musician has their own methods to come up with great songs"
Indeed, the music world can attest to that.
He said. "However, for me. I cover myself in Jelly, roll myself up into a carpet and then roll back and forth until lyrics come to me"
Everybody face became memorable, worldwide.
He said. "I produce about 10 hit songs per week so it works great for me"
We...see. Everybody thought, wondering how he stumbled upon this.
He said. "Question 6. Where were you born?"
He answered. "I was born on Saldon, in district 12. Great planet to be born on, it's very well connected to the Galaxy, lots of other species walk the streets. If you're looking for a person who can hook you up to a lot of the Galaxy, it's a great place to go. That's where I met my manager"
People continued to write down.
He said. "Question 5. What does it take to be Galactic level?"
He answered. "Talent. A hard drive to be the best. Your body has to be top-notch to handle it." Everybody was with him. "You need to know more than one planetary language or at least get your hands on a Universal translator. Your manager must have a basic knowledge on other species customs so that you don't get screwed over and finally you have to have a spaceship to get to places and be able to breathe and perform on other plants. There's no point in getting to another planet if the crowd can't hear you or you'll die, just by opening your mouth"
So true.
Everybody thought.
He said. "Question 4. If you were on Earth, where would you go first?"
He thought about it and the expression on his face had the world looking feverishly at him.
His eyelids were lowered, his pupils turned into hourglasses that rotated, his eyebrows pressed against his temple.
It wasn't an expression a human would make when thinking.
Nino Lahiffe said. "This dude is one of a kind"
He was currently making a lot of people very happy right now.
His next answer would tell them a lot about Ricky.
Ricky said, coming out of it. "Honestly, I want to see your Crystal Beasts"
Everybody eyes we're wide.
Crystal Beasts?
He said. "I love Crystal beast. The stranger and rare the better. I love my Crystal Kilton"
Milton?
He is speaking words, we don't understand! Everybody thought with wide eyes.
He said. "Let me show you what I paid top dollar for" and then he yelled. "Kilton! Here boy!"
And then in a purple flash, they saw something dog-shaped that was multi-coloured crystal, had three hovering detached eyes and had three tails that was on fire.
It was the coolest thing they had ever seen.
The creature licked him and crystals grew on his cheek that quickly dropped off.
Then it floated onto his shoulders and took a nap on them, as it breathed, it breathed out a mini-tornado as it slept.
The world had never seen such a pet before.
"It snoozes a mini-tornado?" Said Rose.
"Hell, yeah!" Said Kim.
This thing was a hit with half the class as well and a bunch of the rest of the world.
However, many parents cringed at the thought of their kids coming home with this pet.
It would be a nightmare.
At least with other pets, you can somewhat control what it manages to get its hands on, but how do you stop a tornado from destroying your house?
Ricky said. "I love these types of pets. I've had Kilton since she was a crystal egg and she's my favourite. I would love to see your Crystal beasts"
See ours? We don't have them. Thought the world, crying inwardly at how much their planet sucks.
They all would love to have pet Crystal beasts.
He said. "Okay. Question 3. Is there a chance you can return to Earth and if so, what would do it?"
He then had the strangest smile they had ever seen for a few seconds.
He said. "Because of my level, I would have to be guaranteed that I'm seen by the entire planet. However, I might return for a music video, meet and greet or a galactic contest. But if it's just a couple of minutes, my manager should be putting price points up soon"
Ricky, what aren't you telling us? thought the world.
He said. "Okay Question 2. Would you consider dating somebody from Earth?"
He then said with all seriousness. "What's dating?"
And everybody face changed worldwide.
He doesn't know what dating is?
He then googled dating in front of their eyes, before he said. "Oh, you mean courtship period?"
Courtship period? Everybody thought that was an interesting way to put it.
He said. "I would be up for it but my last courting partner was Intergalactic superstar Verosika Mayday and that still didn't work out"
And then he showed them a picture of a pink demon lady who was so smoking that dudes all over the world instantly became fans.
Everybody opened their mouths seeing this superstar.
Rex standards are galaxy glass.
He said. "It didn't work out for fan-related reasons." He removed the image from their eyes. "I don't think I can court anybody from Earth, you guys just aren't equip to deal with the madness that follows me. However, I didn't say anything about feeling attached"
I see...thought everybody.
What was your ex's name again? Countless guys though.
So she's single?
He said. "Okay Question 1. The number one thing you want to ask me was..." Then he said. "Please take off your shirt"
He paused.
They paused.
Well? They thought.
He said. "That's not a question but alright" he then looked at his ring and his eyes glowed, the ring glowed and the tshirt dissolved in front of their very eyes, in a cool way.
What revealed itself was a body that had muscles on top of muscles but not in a gross way and yet there were lean parts that were carved, spiked stubs that outline an 8 pack and his chest was shiny for some reason.
It was so fascinating to see such a vastly different body than what they were used to show up.
And yet, girls still had no problems jumping him if they saw him.
He then said. "And that's it"
The questions hit 0.
He said. "Now, before I go, I got three announcements."
Everybody straightened up.
Announcements?
He said. "The first one is about my manager pulling some strings and getting my songs translated for you guys. So you will be getting two songs every week from now on"
The news was met with cheers.
More Ricky!
He said. "Second big announcement. You'll also be getting an animated movie with me as one of the voice actors on the 25th of December. My manager says it's a special date for you"
What?
The world went into an uproar.
An alien movie on Christmas day!?
The human race was going to watch the hell out of this movie.
Christmas day will belong to Ricky.
He said. "Now the final and much smaller announcement. My manager is currently looking into the housing market on your planet"
Despite him saying it's the smallest, it got the biggest uproar out of them.
Ricky was looking for a house here!?
He said. "It was decided that I could use another halfway house. I'm bound to be in your part of the galaxy some time"
Come over with your money, Ricky. Thought Earth real-estate market with scary eyes.
They will show him their most expensive houses.
People were about to get very wealthy.
Meanwhile, everybody else was curious on what an Earth house owned by him would look like.
Did he go for the unusually shaped houses or would he decorate it, Alien style after he had brought it?
There was no way, he can look for a house in peace now, they were all too curious.
The world will make sure they all know when Ricky is here.
He said. "So everybody say hello to my Manager Phoenix" and then he turned the camera around and the man showed up with an interesting look.
He said, with shark teeth. "Nice to finally meet you all" and they saw lots of teeth inside his mouth, rotating like a buzz saw.
Everybody eyes were round.
Another new species!
The man continued to awesomely shock the world simply by saying. "My charge has a list of very specific requirements. You'll be getting them very soon"
Okay... Everybody thought.
They will make sure those requirements are on the worldwide news so that they can all see.
Then the camera turned back to Ricky with his shirt back on and he said. "Well, that's it. Thanks for watching my life-stream"
Then he waved and he eyes became completely green.
Everybody eyes were wide.
Then the exit version of the intro played and the whole world was silent.
Well.
That was the strangest interview they had ever seen.
They loved it.