Author's Note:

For legal purposes- This is not a Gordon Ramsay FanFiction, it's a Chef Ramsay FanFiction. Chef Ramsay is Gordon Ramsay's fictional stage persona. E.g. In Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares etc. Gordon's nothing like Chef Ramsay in real life. All characters appearing in this work are purely fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Enjoy.

Standard Disclaimer: I do not own GATE: Thus the JSDF Fought There, it belongs to its respectful owners and this fiction is not for profit. Same goes to references to games and films. So do not sue me, I am broke. Also, I am not now, nor was I ever a member of any military organisation so excuse me if I get any it wrong either. Thanks!

[] = Sound Effects/Exerted Speech

{} = Translated

"This is a Thought" = Thoughts

"This is speaking" = Speech (English/Earth Language)

'This is speaking Native Special Region Language' = Native Speech

Rated M – For Language (duh)

A GATE Story / Side Story of The Scientific Method

GATE: Thus Gordon Ramsay Swore There

"I won't let people write anything they want to about me." – Gordon Ramsay

A Year Before The Arrival of The JSDF and 2.5 Years Before The Arrival of The RDA

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"My name is Gordon Ramsay. I am a 53 year old Englishman and a Michelin Star Chef who was cooking for more than 25 years. I have travelled around the whole wide world in search of cuisine, culture and the overall fun experience. I have eaten the weirdest and exotic foods from a beating cobra's heart in Vietnam to Bird's Nest soup in Malaysia. I have been on many adventures, from climbing cliff faces to catch puffins, deep diving in the deep blue ocean and even life-threatening situations. But I never expected in my god damm life to be in a situation like this. From one moment in my kitchen pantry, trying to fix a supposed water leak to now being in a-"

'OOOOOIIIII, Pike down there willa? My boys and I are busy eating some grub up here! All ya slaves are making so much noise for our ears.' Shouted the ship's Captain through the wooden grid in the ship's deck.

[Scraps of food and garbage were thrown through the wooden grid floor into the hull of the ship onto Gordon's face as he was speaking]

"-cage…"

Slimy rotting food scraps and potential human feces dripped from Gordon Ramsay's face onto the stained wooden floor of the line ship as he lost his temper at the ship's Captain and crew above him.

"For fucks sake! Have some fucking respect to people when they are talking about their life story! Even if I can't fully understand what you are saying. I can for god sakes make out what it is. You want me to SHUT UP, DON'T YOU! If it wasn't for these rust old iron chains, I would have pulled your stinking fat ass down the ship's hull and beat your ass up that you can't even take a shit anymore! Take your fuckin shit back! Fuck off!"

Gordon Ramsay proceeded to throw back the rotten food scraps and human feces through the wooden grid above him, in a futile attempt to hit the ship's Captain and crew members. As a result, laughter from the ship's crew was heard all around the ship, as they continued to throw even more garbage and shit down at Gordon Ramsay in pure enjoyment.

Atticus Ra de Burgo, the ship's First Mate walked up to his Captain as he was manning the wooden steering wheel. Atticus is a 23 year old man of Saderan descent and was under his captain's wing for many years ever since he was a small baby. The Captain was his only father figure and family he could ever know as according to the Captain, he found him in a small casket abandoned at the ship's boarding ramp. Out of pure pity and sympathy, the Captain took Atticus in and spent many hours looking after him and raising him to be like his very own kid, even though he was a single man without a wife or a family. Atticus respects his father and Captain very well and will always follow his orders even if it means his very own death.

'Interesting fellow, we found my Captain. I never heard such foreign language before nor the quality of clothes before in my lifetime.'

'That's right my boy. Poor fellow must have been a stowaway or a criminal on a foreign noble's ship and got thrown overboard. He has good physique and good health. It's strange that we found him floating aimlessly at sea. He should have been sick, injured or tied up when thrown overboard per tradition. He's gonna make an excellent slave. I can feel the gold coins at my fingertips.' Smiled Captain Aurelius Fla van Stoich with his dirty golden teeth.

Captain Aurelius Fla van Stoich is a 64 year old bearded tanned man with quite a muscular build compared to his adopted son, Atticus who is a scrawny young man. Aurelius is a kindhearted man who cares for his son and crew, but at the same time has the fiery passion for gold, treasure, fortune and adventure. He is secretly looking for a way to cure his son's condition called Shaky Soreness - where a person's bones are very weak and brittle to do major tasks and heavy work. Aurelius is the current owner and Captain of the pirate ship- The Impeteux.

The Impeteux is a well-known pirate ship throughout the ages. It has braced through many naval battles, leaving death and destruction in its wake. When you hear violent winds nearby at sea or a possible storm, The Impeteux will be indeed the last thing you will ever see. As its destruction of ships is just like a fierce storm which tore through them, leaving no survivors. The ship sails independently unbound from law and order throughout the Seas of Sadera, the Avion Sea and beyond, looting merchant ships, noble ships and other pirates. Not even the Gods can touch them. Slave trading for The Impeteux is not uncommon as well. They currently have a batch of slaves and are travelling to the Saderan continent through the Avion Islands in the Avion Sea at this moment.

'Of course, Captain. Money and treasure if always the pirate's dream.'

As if on cue and in protest to the events that was bestowed on Chef Ramsay, he swears out with all his fiery might through the wooden grid in the The Impeteux's deck, rumbling through the ship's crew in a shiver and sweat.

[JESUS CHRIST! FUCK ALL OF YOU! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! FUCK OFF‼ STOP THROWING SHIT AT ME AND EVERYONE HERE! IT'S PUTRID AND DISGUSTING! I JUST WANT TO GO HOME TO MY FAMILY‼‼]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA‼‼‼]

As Gordon Ramsay continues to complain and shout throughout the beautiful starry night in the Avion Sea. The Impeteux continues her majestic long journey undisturbed through the calm cold waters to the Saderan Continent, The Saderan Empire.

To be continued…

Author's Note:

plasma123fire here! So, this is the GAG Chapter/ Side Story, I was talking about in The Scientific Method. Its finally done and uploaded. I had this idea for a while now, like what would happen if Gordan Ramsay, the world's famous chef for his fiery persona on television got teleported/summoned into the world of GATE in the Special Region? Will he escape this world to go back home to his family on Earth or die trying to his last breath, swearing to the gods? Will he stick around for now and figure this out? Who knows? Only time will tell.

I will consider continuing the story if a lot of interest, follows, favorites and reviews are taken into it. As my main project now is "The Scientific Method" and I intend to finish it. Also, with the fact that the second semester of university just started on Monday and there's a lot of work for me to do now. Engineering is hard. Updates and new chapters will be uploaded per my available work schedule and free time. I also would like to thank those who wished me "Happy Birthday" over at "The Scientific Method". I will answer all those juicy reviews in the next chapter of "The Scientific Method" when it uploads in time.

As always leave a review, a follow & a favorite as it gives me a lot of motivation into writing this story (and in The Scientific Method)! As always stay safe out there! The world is a mess at the moment!

plasma123fire out!