Author Note: Today is my 23rd birthday so yay me.

I do not own Xiaolin Showdown.

Enjoy!

Jabbawock cringed as he was back in his idiot cloak and using this jetpack once again to fly.

He looked like a loser but that was the point.

If he came back in a big powerful ship, he would be met with questions from those watching him.

He made sure his jetpack, packed up just before he got to his house, so he had to walk the rest of the way to his house to look even more of a loser.

He went to his basement and yawned.

"So sleepy," he said, and he was just about to rest his head on a table when he heard.

"GET UP UP, SWINE!" From Chase Young who hacked into his technology again.

He jumped and fell off his chair.

"C-Chase, what are you doing calling..." He began before trailing off.

"It's 8 pm," said Chase.

"What really?" He said, looking surprised. "I could have sworn it was longer. I've been travelling so long...so many cows. So many oceans...so...much..." He dropped his eyes.

"Wake up!" Yelled Chase snapping him out of it. "I want to know how a complete stranger has the golden tiger claws!"

He blinked slowly and said. "Chase...can we have this conversation in like 6-8 hours? I can't think"

"You hardly think at all," said Chase but he recognised that he wasn't going to get anything out of him. "I will call tomorrow morning"

"Fantastic-Zzzzz" he fell asleep halfway through his sleep.

Chase rolled his eyes and cancelled the call but the bird watching him didn't leave until his extremely stupid sleeping face got too much for it.

He really did go to sleep and then he woke up, showered, got dressed before walking around with some hot cocoa.

When he sipped the drink, that when Chase hacked his technology.

"Your ready now swine?" Said Chase.

He made an almost choked sound and said. "Y-Yes, Chase Sir. What do you need?"

"Why does a complete stranger have your golden tiger claws?" Said Chase Young.

"Oh, I didn't have a choice." Said Jack. "I was ambushed and kidnapped. They took the Tiger Claws to add to Master Jabbawock collection"

"Master Jabbawock?" Said Chase.

"Oh, he threatened to whip me, if I ever call him without the Master and I bruise easily," he said. "So the Tiger Claws are gone, it's part of that guy's collection now. And I'm telling you chase, this guy is majorly evil. Saw him take over a whole Temple of monks before my very eyes. I'm not messing with that monster and god help, the Xiaolin Dorks if they managed to piss him off. He would wipe that temple out within hours. If you got an army, he got a legion. He's you but way scarier"

And then he realised what he just said.

"I mean, your still my hero but he would reduce the monks former master to tears if they were in the same room together for a few minutes," said Jack. "Seriously evil"

"Oh, he sounds interesting," said Wuya echoey voice, coming into frame.

"Wuya. What did I tell you?" said Chase Young.

"Sorry," said the ghost.

"Any way you maybe my hero, Chase but there is no way I'm messing with this guy." He said. "I can handle the prince of Darkness and a witch but he scares me to my soul. You can not mind control me to go back there. I need an invite. He would kill me if he found me on his property without an invite. If the Xiaolin Dorks get on that property without permission, there not coming back"

He looked dead serious and Chase was really interested.

"Interesting. Prehap's he would contact me and we can grab lunch" said Chase. "As for you, keep me posted if you've been contacted"

"Well, do," he said, and then the screen switched off.

He drank his drink and waited for the Xiaolin worriers to get here and they really did come.

They busted down his wall with the fist of Tabegone.

However, by then, he had messed with the bird watching him.

"My wall!" He screeched.

"Jack Spicer!" said Omi, with his friends behind him. "Where is the Sword of the Storm!"

His voice blaring and Jack rubbed his head and said to them. "Keep it down. I haven't slept off the hours I spent jetpacking and walking." Before he yelled. "Can you be anymore louder!?"

The group was stunned.

"And if you're looking for that Sword, get it from that hack Jabbawock," he said. "You think he's evil but he's not. He just collects stuff, he'll give it back if you explain to him why you need it. It's like looking at another version of me, he'll cave the moment you show force"

"Really?" Said Kimiko.

"Yeah," said Jack. "All those guards he got, he just pays them to get stuff. Pays them extra to talk him up to the sky, what a loser. He might even use his forces for good if you talk to him"

Everybody looked at each other.

"Well, this guy sounds wonderful," said Omi. "Can you please tell me where we can find him?"

"Don't know and don't care, shrimp" he said. "He'll probably send a dinner invite to you or something. You should have heard him gush about how you dweebs are his hero. You can get the sword back then"

"Well, if we're his Heros, he can't be a bad guy," said Kimiko. "He's probably some kid in his basement like Jack"

"Hey!" He said.

They left without fixing his wall.

The moment they did so, he smiled.

Thus began his two-timing of both sides, everybody from both sides visited him and he said exactly what each of them wanted to hear while also being the Jack they all know.

His old self was good for something, after all, nobody would ever suspect that he was playing both sides so well and lying to his idol Chase Young so smoothly.

He expertly hid the feeling of the Wu on his head as he covered it, he hid the disdain he had for all of them, he hid how he was getting richer behind closed doors because the world leaders we're paying him, he made sure his steps were as ungraceful as possible, his gestures were not as dangerously fluid, any calls he made was done in his bedroom because Chase's robotic crow did not want to see him naked.

Being his old self before he found his soul mate of a Wu was painful.

The way he was so desperate to be acknowledged by the evil side to the point he almost died being a sidekick was disgraceful.

But he couldn't change the past.

He could only change the present.

But it was all worth it.

For this moment.

The invites for both sides came rolling in and fed by his words, the two sides began making their way towards the place.

Perfect.

He went to his room and changed into a black suit and then he disappeared to the Xiaolin temple, with his new skills he was like a ghost.

There was no other way to describe it, nobody felt or saw him, after all, how could a Xiaolin Monster sense a Xiaolin Dragon that doesn't want to be sensed?

He made his way to the Wu entrance and did his thing, and sure enough, he was soon down below and he began looking for Wu, he was fast, incredibly fast.

Time was of the essence, he was looking for one Wu.

He found it, he took it and put it in his pocket and then he left fast, he closed the entrance and then appeared underground.

He took out the Wu he had stolen.

It was none other than the Crystal Glasses, the Wu that allowed the user to see into the future.

But the problem was, it can only show him the future of the world.

But what if he combined it with his Crown of Aris, a Wu designed to let the user focus?

Won't things get interesting then?

Only he would have come up with this combination.

The two sides really shouldn't have given him the Wu.

He then said in his mind. "CRYSTAL GLASSES and CROWN OF ARES!"

The two Wu's glowed and then he put the glasses on.

His mind opened up but with the crown, he directed his sight to see a particular subject, his mastery was so much that he saw the past.

He saw old Omi putting a particular Wu in-

"You have got to be kidding me!" he said, but it made sense for the blad haired monk.

He travelled there, grabbed the Wu, then he came back.

In his hand was none other than the 'Sands of Time'.

The only Wu that can stop him from meeting the Crown of Ares and stop Jabbawock from existing.

Now it was in his hands and nobody can change his past.

Because of the fact that he had such a past that he clicked with the crown so well.

So his past maybe shameful but he was thankful that it had led him to this moment.

He appeared back to his place and saw that it was 11 in the morning, he transported all his stuff and walked into his house and yelled.

"Mom! I'm moving out! I'll send money!"

However, what he got back was. "That's nice dear, make sure your home by tomorrow"

His eyebrows frowned.

His mother didn't actually believe he was moving out, she still thought he was that same MaMa's boy.

But who could blame her?

He did come crawling back to her when he saw that he couldn't live on his own.

He didn't say anything back, he just merely flashed to his new place, he was met with a royal looking room in the palace he had built.

He changed back to his normal form and began to walk out of the room and head to his Wu maximum security vault, where he put the new Wu's he had acquired in there.

The future had definitely changed now and who better to be a secret keeper then a Xiaolin Dragon?

And as instructed the now city made sure the two sides didn't meet each other and catch a whiff of the game he was playing with them.

And by now the city was huge enough to take some time to get around even for top martial artists.

He positioned the two groups on the extreme ends of the city, there was plenty of distraction in the city to keep them from meeting each other despite their numbers.

"Rain," he said.

One of his hidden bodyguards appeared.

"Yes, Master?" Said the person.

"Invite them all to a meal at the Palace," he said, before saying with a smile. "At 3 am"

3 AM...

The person was stunned before realising he indeed wanted the leaders of good and evil to meet him pissed and sleep-deprived.

"The reason? Tell them I'm away on some business and will be back then" he said, and they both know he just wanted to do this for a little revenge. "I'll replace your memories for a bit to get you through the mind probe that will no doubt come."

"Do as you wish, my life is yours, Master" said Rain.

He altered the guy's memory so he that he would always appear to be a mysterious figure of pure evil.

Then he sent him on his way.

Through a tiny camera, he watched Wuya go through Rain mind just as he predicted and saw a very twisted version of how he took over the temple and the now city.

Torturing the residence for days until their minds were broken and making them take a mark to make sure they couldn't disobey him.

When she was done she said to the others. "This guy is amazingly evil. Torture. Destruction. Kidnapping. His evilness is so impressive. He rules these people with pure fear. You would get along with him well, Chase"

Just what he wanted to hear.

She had brought it.

When Rain left, he returned his memory so sent the guy to invite the Xiaolin Warriors who don't do the memory thing and found that he was quite cool when he told them Jabbawock will give him the sword back when he came back.

With these lies he told to both sides when the time came, all of them did indeed make their way to the palace under the assumption that the entrance they saw was the only one, but it was actually one of two.

There was one for each side.

The two groups entered the hallway and that's when they met.

"What are you doing here!?" All of them said at once even Chase Young.

But before they could throw down, they heard.

"Master Jabbawock will see you now"

They turned around and saw two large throne like door's open up to reveal a massive room that had tables covered with high-end food and metal name tags.

Each name was put next to a person that they could all tolerate the most.

So no Hannibal Roy Bean next to Chase Young.

Everybody looked at each other.

They had come this far and it was 3 am.

So they all begrudly sat down while wondering what the hell was going on.

And then they heard it.

The sound of Jack Spicer being kicked into the room and so the guy sitting onto the floor in front of them.

"Ow!" he said.

"Oh, great. Jack was invited" said Wuya.

"Jack, take a dirt nap," said Cat Nappy.

The villains began insulting him, they were even more vicious because of the time but the good side could only pity him.

3 am really does make people change.

And Jack Spicers went from starry-eyed at seeing his idol to crushed hearing the insults.

He began walking to his seat, but nobody seemed to realise, that there was only one seat left and that was Jabbawocks high end one.

Or maybe they did and expected him to stand or somebody to give him a kiddy stool.

However, as he walked, his posture stopped being so pathetic and it began to straighten up, he became to get taller, more muscular.

His clothes began to change and those insults just died down as one by one good and evil eyes began to notice Jack transforming.

His hair got longer, his features grew sharper, the bottom of his hair became tied back, his try-hard evil clothes became his new signature clothes that screamed both intelligence and a Master.

He silently made his way to the most important seat in the whole place and sat down.

He turned to them and what they saw was no longer a boy who was terrible at his job but somebody who had obtained power and knew how to use it.

The Crown of Ares, the Wu that once looked like trash was now gorgeous on his forehead.

He hadn't been the only one who benefited from their partnership.

He then said in a voice that was soothing yet attention grabbing.

"My name is Jabbawock, thank you for coming."

The look on everybody's faces was beautiful.

And scene!