Jay Elbird was really sad cause he was thrown in jail for his crimes so he decided to leave.
Elbird grabbed a spoon and start digging into the hard concrete floor. Eventually he dug a little hole which then turned into a big hole and eventually he had dug a tunnel to another part of the prison.
"Okay, now if I dig more, I can dig a tunnel out of here and leave."
Elbird kept digging!
Elbird got bored.
Elbird decided to just go out to the prison.
Meanwhile...
Miles Edgeworth was visiting the jail with the nephew of his best friend, John Phoenix. They went to the cells and that's when they noticed Elbird was not in his cell!
"Curses!" said Edgeworth when he noticed the empty cell. "There is a tunnel in the cell! Sihran Dogen could have used it to escape!"
Edgeworth ran to check if Dogen was still in jail, but it was John Phoenix who noticed the real problem that Foolsworth didn't notice, that was that Jay Elbird wasn't in jail either!
Elbird was running down hall when he heard guards talking.
"Fuck" said Elbird when he got to the door. "If I leave, my bracelet will react to the bracelet detectors and the alarms will go off so I'll have to wait around until the security system breaks down."
So Elbird beat up one of the guards and stole his clothes.
John Phoenix came out and a guard ran up to him.
"Nothing to report sir!" said the guard.
"Yes there is why the fuck are you butt naked?" said John Phoenix.
"Heavens to Betsy sir you're right! Someone must have stolen my clothes!"
"But who?" said Elbird who was still in disguise.
"Jay Elbird" said John Phoenix.
"WHAT" said Elbird "HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?"
"Because you just admitted it was you just now."
"FUCK!" screamed Jay and he got beaten up by John Phoenix and thrown into a titanium cell so he could never escape from prison ever again!