It had been a few days since we returned to school from the spring break holidays and everything was fine. It was seemingly another lovely morning when nothing could go wrong and I was walking across a corridor, having just finished my courses for that day.
I noticed Leafa and Lisbeth walking together. Leafa was laughing. In fact, she was laughing her head off. Lisbeth was poking her and admonishing her, because, for some reason, she believed that laughter was not a proper reaction under those circumstances. Leafa kept apologizing, but she still couldn't stop laughing.
'Okay, okay, I'm cutting it out,' Leafa, eyes full of laughter produced tears, said and tried to get serious.
She and Lis exchanged serious looks. I could tell that Leafa had started struggling not to laugh again. Lisbeth crossed her arms and tapped her foot on the floor, waiting to see whether Leafa would keep her promise to stop laughing. The blondie burst into laughter anew, eliciting a sigh from her pink headed, more mature friend.
'Sorry, I just can't stop. I know what has happened is tragic, but it is also hilarious,' Leafa said among laughs.
'It's not hilarious, it's just tragic, Leafa,' Lisbeth snapped.
I approached. 'What is tragic?' I asked curiously.
'Strea is pregnant again,' Lis explained.
'WHAT?' I exclaimed, my heart starting pounding.
'She has been vomiting since yesterday,' Leafa added, finally getting a little serious. 'We're going to visit her right now. Wanna come?'
'Wait, is this child... is it mine?' I asked the obvious question, gulping.
'Unfortunately, it is,' Lis nodded. 'She has told us she's still a virgin. It seems, that night we had fun all together and some of your sperm accidentally ended up on her vagina...'
FUCK! How unlucky must one be for this to happen? I might, what were the chances in the first place?
We entered Strea's room. The purplehead was sitting on her bed and crying. Asuna was sitting next to her, hugging her, kissing her purple hair and trying to console her in any other way she could. Sinon was there too.
Suddenly, Leafa burst into laughter, eliciting glares from all of us except Strea. 'I'm so sorry, guys,' she apologized, wiping a laughter produced tear while leaning over and clutching her stomach. 'I'm not insensitive, but it just seems so funny to me. I mean, she's a virgin yet she's already gotten pergnant twice!'
'It can happen to anyone, Leaf,' Lisbeth scolded her.
'Well, not to me,' Leafa boasted, standing up again. With a smug smile, she made a rotation around herself and continued: 'I am always super careful and no such thing would ever happen to me.'
No sooner had she finished those words than she leant over and clutched her stomach again. This time, though, it was not because of laughter. Without any warning, she ran to the bathroom. We heard her vomiting.
Immediately, we ran in the bathroom and saw her with her head in the toilet emptying her stomach's contents.
'Hah. Would never happen to me my ass,' Sinon scoffed. 'Serves you right, miss super careful.'
'Sinon, stop it,' Lisbeth admonished her.
'Oh, come on, Lis,' the brunette chuckled. 'She brought this to herself. She...'
Sinon's expression suddenly changed. Her eyes widened. She knelt, pushed Leafa away and took her place in front of the toilet, starting emptying her own stomach's contents.
'See? As I said, it really can happen to anyone,' Lisbeth lectured. The next moment, she got the same expression as Sinon earlier, knelt, pushed Sinon away and vomited in the toilet.
Gosh, I had impregnanted four girls! WTF was happening?
'This... this is freaking me out,' Asuna said, concerned. 'I mean, I know accidents happen, but this is unnatural, surrealistic... this is...'
Before she could think of what to say next, she knelt and vomited in the toilet.
How the hell had that happened? That was the question I contemplated over the following hours. Until Seven called me, claiming she should see me as soon as possible. When I went to see what she had called me for, she said she had just realized someone had stolen a small amount of her prototype super fertilizer for male humans she had discovered recently. She had noticed that the volume of the liquid in her lab jar was one fraction of a millilitre smaller than the last time she had checked, five weeks before. Heh, it seemed the thief, whoever it was, had not accounted for that kid's unnaturally sharp eye!
A greater shock awaited me, though. I may not have Seven's sharp eye, but I noticed that that liquid was the same color as the unidentified beverage Eugeo had given me the afternoon before my orgy night with the girls who later ended up pregnant! Well, after that, it was not hard to piece everything together.
But why had he done such a thing? I decided to fish for information, so I called Alice and pretended that I just wanted to meet her for sex. So, that night at her room, after our sexual session (which was awesome, nonetheless), during our post sex chat, she told me that Eugeo used to be good friends with Quinella, the dead headmaster. Judging from her expression right after she told me that, I'd say that info was a slip of her tongue, something she had been supposed to keep a secret.
In any case, now everything was clear. Eugeo wanted revenge for Quinella, so he put me and my girls through all that ordeal.
When the pregnancies termination had been taken care of, with all five girls taking abortion pills, we all decided to think of a way to take revenge on Eugeo. Our great advantage was that I hadn't let Alice understand that I had been fishing for info, so Eugeo didn't know we knew. We'd catch him by surprise and have the sweetest revenge ever, tee hee hee!