Note: Originally, I wanted to title this chapter 'Kidnapping', but then I realized I have already given that title to Chapter 10.
Hands behind head, I was walking casually in the campus park. No one was around. Louise had had to leave for Tristania, the kingdom's capital. She had an important job to do there. That's what she had said. I don't know what kind of job that was, but it was strange that she hadn't taken me with her; until then, she had never let me roam around solo (during the Montmo/Guiche incident, I had just escaped by myself without being supposed to), a familiar being obliged to always follow and serve their master.
Not that I was complaining that I had finally got some free time. Who cares what Louise had left for! Let me just enjoy the grassy beauty and the breeze. Let me just pretend that I'm in one of Japan's parks. Darn, I missed home so much.
Louise's POV...
I had gone to a shop in Tristania to buy my familiar a sword; after he showed his fencing skills, I deduced he needed one. But I didn't tell him anything. I wanted that gift to be a surprise for him.
Hey, don't look at me like that! Just because I wanted to make him happy once for a change does not mean I had started getting interested in him in an inappropriate way. After all, although he had defeated a noble, he was still a familiar, that is to say, a pet, an object. Nothing more!
And, as a familiar, he had to be as prepared as possible to utilize his skills and serve his master whenever needed. That's why I had decided to buy him a sword.
Kirche had come along. Uninvited! She wanted to buy a sword for MY familiar too. She claimed she had every right to do so and that Kirito would prefer her sword over mine in the end!
Truth be told, the one she bought looked much better than the one I bought. But that wasn't fair; Kirche thrifts, so she has much more money that I have. She laughed and told me that I should use wiser the allowance my parents send me, a comment at which I fumed.
'Hello, Kirito.' A person whose face was concealed by a hood came into view from behind a bush. From the voice, I could tell she was a woman. A voice that sounded familiar (no pun with my title intended).
'Err... hello,' I blinked awkwardly.
'It is an honor to meet the swordsman who defeated a noble,' the unknown female said.
'Heh,' I bragged. 'Want an autograph?' Why not missing the chance to hit on one more chick?
'No. I only want you to follow me,' she answered simply.
There was something about that authoritative tone of voice which I didn't like at all.
'Why should I follow you?' I crossed my arms, annoyed.
She took out a wand, waved it and an enormous, stone golem materialized.
'Does this answer your question?' she asked.
'Err... yeah,' I gulped.
Louise's POV...
Soon after we returned from Tristania to the academy, we found a note the person who had kidnapped Kirito had left behind. It said we should meet that person at the shack in the countryside, outside of the academy. It stressed that we shouldn't report anything to any adult if we wanted Kirito alive.
No matter how much that stubborn boy got on my nerves sometimes, I didn't want him to die. Kirche agreed with me. We should do what the note said. We told only Tabitha, since she was not an adult and her dragon familiar would come in handy as a means of transportation.
I was tied up on a chair, in a shack outside the academy premises. The woman that had kidnapped me was standing in front of me.
'Why are you doing this? What do you want from me? Who are you?' I demanded to know.
'Wow, so original and unexpected questions,' the kidnapper replied sarcastically.
I sighed and rolled my eyes.
The kidnapper removed her hood.
'Fouquet!' I exclaimed. She was the principal's secretary.
'Don't worry. I won't kill you... yet!' she laughed. 'I'm waiting for your master to arrive. Then I'll kill both of you.'
'But... why?' I gasped.
'Because you're Gandalfr, the legendary familiar,' Fouquet explained. 'And you might pose a threat to the prospect of Albion winning the war.'
Wow! All my life back in Japan, where I was an unathletic nerd, I could have never imagined I was actually a legendary warrior from another dimension!
Fouquet turned around, walked over to the window and looked outside. 'It seems it will be a while before the pink headed slut is here,' she commented.
I caught myself being momentarily aroused by the green headed woman's rear side, even though she was covered by her cloak. She turned around again and noticed the bulge in my pants. 'Are you happy to see me?' she giggled.
'Haha, very funny,' I sighed.
'I'm not kidding,' she gave me a seductive look. 'Since you're going to die anyway, why not relaxing and enjoying sex for one last time?'
I gulped. I inwardly admitted she had a point. If that was going to be the last time ever I would have sex (unless there is sex in the otherworld, but I can wonder about that when I'm dead), I might as well make the most out of it!
Fouquet raised her cloak, revealing her sexy legs. 'Wanna touch these?' she asked playfully.
'Yes, please,' I snapped. I wanted so bad to grope those two beauties, but my hands were tied behind the chair.
'Well, I cannot untie you, for obvious reasons,' Fouquet reminded me. 'So let's just try to enjoy it as much as we can under the existing conditions.'
She walked behind me and rubbed her legs agains my palms. I closed my eyes and sighed, the sensation of her soft skin increasing the size of the bulge in my pants.
Next, she sat on me, grabbed me by the neck and stuck her lips to mine. We made out like that for a while. I hated her, she was an asshole, she was going to kill me soon, but, despite the above, her scent was intoxicating! I was moaning and trying to break free of my restraints, more to be able to grope her than to actually escape!
'Please, undress,' I begged when she broke the kiss.
'Sorry, but I have to remain dressed in order to be able to react quickly when your master arrives,' she chuckled.
She raised her cloak, revealing her cleavage. 'Here. I'll let you enjoy as much of this as you can,' she said, kindly (!), and thrust so that her breasts were against my face. I started greedily kissing and sucking the part of her chest her bra left exposed.
We went on like that for a while. Finally, she lowered her cloak and drove her hands underneath my shirt. I felt her cool, silky palms exploring my chest. I closed my eyes and sighed in pleasure.
'Let's speed things up a little,' the woman giggled, removing her hands from underneath my shirt. 'We don't have much time.'
She fumbled in a pocket of her cloak and took out her reusable, medieval condom. She lowered my pants and put it on my erect cock.
Slowly, she drove my manhood into her womanhood. We both widened our eyes in a voiceless pleasure.
Fouquet began bouncing on me. Soon, we managed to synchronize our movements. We were sighing. Then moaning. Then screaming. Fouquet was holding my neck and would lean to make out with me from time to time. I wanted so bad to place my hands around her waist, but, unfortunately, I couldn't.
I was close to orgasm. So close.
'I'm about to cum,' Fouquet declared, still bouncing.
'Me too,' I replied, panting.
'Okay, let's do it together,' Fouquet said solemnly. 'Ready? Three... two... '
The door felll down, obviously as a result of some Tabitha's spell. She, Louise and Kirche stormed into the room. 'LEAVE HIM ALONE,' the pinkhead's thundering voice resonated.
DAMMIT! Right when I was about to climax! I knew they wanted to save my life, but was it so hard for them to do it a few seconds later?
Fouquet had the same disappointed expression as me as she pulled my dick out of her vagina and raised both my and her pants. She turned to face the girls. 'You're all going to die,' she declared.
The next moment, obviously with one more spell of Tabitha's, I was free.
'Here, Kirito, catch my sword,' Louise called out, about to toss me a weapon.
'No no, catch mine,' Kirche stepped forward, about to toss me another sword.
The two girls turned to each other and started arguing about which sword I should get! Tabitha, Fouquet and I stared at them awkwardly for a while, huge sweatdrops on our hair.
'Kirito, choose me,' I heard a voice. Was that... Louise's sword speaking?
I was kinda freaked out, but I decided to trust my instincts. 'LOUISE!' I called out, interrupting the two girls' argument. 'Give me your sword.'
Louise smiled, with Kirche looking disappointed, and threw the sword in the air. I jumped and caught it. I immediately felt like that sword and I had been one all my life!
'I am Defflinger and I am at your service, partner,' the sword said.
'Let's take this outside,' Fouquet smiled and beckoned to us to follow her outside.
When we all were out, she summoned her golem. 'Crush them,' she commanded heartlessly.
I charged at the golem. After a long, epic fight, full of impressive movements and maneuvering, I managed to chop one of his legs, causing him to collapse. Seriously, it wasn't me doing that at that moment. Whenever I took hold of a weapon, I would become someone else, like Yugi when he puts on the Millenium Puzzle!
'LOUISE, WATCH OUT,' I screamed and shoved the pinkhead out of the way, saving her just in time from being crushed by one of the crumbling golem's pieces. As a result, we ended up on the ground, me on top of her.
'Get off me, commoner,' she pushed me away.
'Thanks for saving my life, Kirito,' I whispered sarcastically what Louise was supposed to have said.
In the meantime, Tabitha had tied up Fouquet. Now, along with the tied up criminal, wer were ready to ride Tabitha's dragon and return to the academy, where Fouquet would be arrested.
Suddenly, it struck me that, once more, I had forgotten to take off the condom after the act! To the girls' surprise, I lowered my pants, took it off and showed it to Fouquet. 'Shall I assume you won't need this anymore?' I chuckled.
'KIRITO!' Louise glared at me.
She turned to Kirche. 'May I borrow your sword?' she asked and, without waiting for permission, took it and started beating me up with it, using it as a hard whip!
Kirche giggled while Tabitha was just gazing elsewhere indifferently. What a lovely sunset that was, by the way.