"Well, we're not here for the food. You remember what happened last week right?" Judy asked.
"She was nearly killed by a classmate. Who could forget that?" Nick said.
"It was an accident, like that couldn't happen with a hippo," Pandora said, trying to downplay how she nearly suffocated after being sat on by a hippo.
"And young lady, we're going to work on making sure that doesn't happen again," Nick said as the three of them sat down at the bar. "TANKEN! GET OVER HERE!" He shouted.
"I'M COMING!" Tanken, one of the owners of the place shouted back. Eventually, she met up with them. "Welcome to the Kitsune... wait... are you serious about this?" She said, noticing that Pandora was present.
"Sweetie, this is Tanken Nainshadou. She and her sister Hana run this place, and are ninja's." Judy said.
"Is this the lady you and dad were shouting at after I learned that I was a clone?" Pandora asked.
"Well... yes," Tanken said. "My sister and I have seen your potential, and we-"
"Cool! I'm in." Pandora said excitedly.
"Wait... your not even going to ask if this is serious? Or for the full details of what we're offering?" Tanken asked.
"Listen, if your offering to make me a ninja, I'll take the offer even if mom and dad didn't want me to become one," Pandora said.
"Oh... well we'll meet up for this after school. We'd do it now seeing as it's a Saturday... but Hana has her hands full making sushi, and a certain red panda accountant WON'T LEAVE!" Tanken yelled at Aka Genkido as the overworked red panda downed an entire bottle of sake.
"YOU... I'll let you know when I've had enough." Aka slurred.
The following week. Pandora was back at the Nainshadou twins restaurant. "You're early... also, how did you find our bedroom?" Tanken asked as Pandora stood beside the bunk bed.
"It was actually really simple... Hana here snores like a steam train." Pandora said, right as Hana was loudly snoring, sounding like the typical chugging, and whistling of a steam engine.
"Oh, I'm going, to be honest with you. We assumed that we would have to abduct you at this hour." Tanken said, pointing out the flashing clock that read three A.M.
"Well, let's get started," Pandora said excitedly.
"Right... after Hana wakes up. She can sleep through natural disasters, no kidding, and she's cranky without a full eight hours of sleep." Tanken said.
"No. We're starting now," Pandora said as she pulled off the sheets.
"No, wait that's not such a good!-" Pandora screamed at the naked Hana. "She also sleeps commando... I've been trying to get her to break the habit to no avail." Tanken said as Hana awoke with a shock. "Good your awake, our new kohi is eager for you to put some clothes on. Also to learn the art of ninjitsu... that's why she's here at least." Tanken explained. Hana then muttered under her breath in Japenese. "Listen, I don't care if she can't understand you. But that's no excuse to use that kind of profane language in front of a child. Especially a child YOU inadvertently traumatized."
Over the course of a year, Pandora took to her ninja training like a duck to water. Quickly mastering the arts of combat, disguises, tactics, and the usage of the numerous tools and weapons of the ninja. By the time she was twelve, she had actually surpassed Tanken and Hana as ninja.
"So that's why we're stopping Pandora's education, it's terrifying how good at this she is!" Tanken said to Nick and Judy.
"Well... she was kind of sort of created by a mad scientist, to deliberately be smart," Nick said.
"Regardless, she's learned pretty much everything that we can impart on her and... well we did not expect her to get this far so fast!" Tanken said.
"Just, thank you for teaching her anyway. It has actually improved her survival at school." Judy said. Meanwhile, at home, Pandora was having a video conference with a camel.
"So I've been looking at your robot vlog. And I gotta say... I'm impressed. Fully sentient robots, when you were ten? Best I could do at that age was a dopey robot arm with a fire extinguisher." The camel said.
"And you want my help in making robots available to everyone? Not just the Japanese?" Pandora asked.
"Well... mechanical lifeforms at least. The point is with my financial backing and your technical know-how... I believe that we can make the world a better place." The camel said.
"So no more! We'll begin next week!... though I'm still on the fence about a name." Pandora said.
"How about... CyberLife?" The camel said in an ominous tone.
"That could catch on! Goodbye Mr. Camelski." Pandora said as she hung up. Not catching on to Camelski's tone.
At his home, Elijah Camelski had a satisfied grin on her face as he leaned back. "All according to plan." He said evilly.