Nora huffed as she threw her briefcase down at her side, finally able to come home after a long day of yelling at the Probation 14 students about their test results, and how they never seemed to pay attention. She turned the key in her lock, eager to sit at the TV, crack open a good beer, and tell Linnie to fix dinner for her. However, when she floated inside her usually vacant house, she noticed that Linnie was sitting on the couch...with a plump, purple haired woman sitting next to him, holding his hand gently as they looked at Nora with a slight fear in their eyes.
"Linnie! What the hell's going on here? Are you cheating on me? I always knew you were a no-good hypocrite! Who is this slut?", Nora snapped, scowling down at Yolonda's cleavage that her v-neck dress exposed.
"Yolonda. Wanda's mother. I was at the dinner, remember? With the man you almost tried to sleep with?", Yolonda started, getting up from her seatinn and crossing her arms, sizing her up as she was a good bit taller than Nora (but still shorter than Linnie by a good few inches).
"Ok then, Yolonda. What the hell are you doing in my house, and with my husband? I don't recall ever giving you my address. How did you even find out where I live anyways?"
"Miguel's my husband, Nora. He saved your you lured him over to your house.", Yolonda sneered, "You know, you've got some damn nerve. You cheat on your own husband, and then come inside accusing him of cheating! What makes you think the rules of society don't apply to you?"
"Oh ho ho, so you admit you two were cheating? I see how it is?", Nora said, a grin on her face before looking at me, "What about you, bitch? Do you admit it to?"
"N-Nora please..N-no no, I would never. W-w-we uh..we were just..uhm well..", Linnie whimpered as he shrunk in his seat, his voice getting squeakier and squeakier as he tried to explain himself.
"Calm down Nora. Unlike you, I'm committed to the one I'm married to.", Yolonda yelled, getting Nora's attention back, "Actually, I had came by for you, but you weren't home, so Linnie here decided to bring me to lunch."
"Oh really? So a dinner date? Really Linnie? How pathetic can you be?", Nora asked.
"B-But Nora..honey uhm...you used to take me on dinner dates.."
"Shut up! I didn't ask you to speak!", Nora yelled, before receiving a slap from Yolonda.
"And that's one of the reasons why we need to talk, woman to woman. What gives you the right to treat your sweet husband like that? What had he done that's so bad that he deserves all the abuse you give him?'
"How is that any of your business? You don't know him, unless this had been going on for a while?"
"No, I guess it wouldn't be any of my business, Nora, but the way you acted at the dinner, I can't just sit by and watch you constantly bully and hit him like that. Now, answer the question before I report you to the police! What did he do to deserve all of this?"
"Well..my sweet husband..sweet Linnie..could do no wrong Linnie. That fucker left me for 3 years after forcing me to have kids with him!", Nora started to rant, completely devoid of all reasoning and logic, "He attacked me, he got me pregnant with 3 brats, he…"
"Ok ok, let me stop you right there dumbass. How the hell did HE get YOU pregnant? Last time I check, that's not how fairy biology works. I think you're just using any excuse you can to put the blame on Linnie, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all "Yolanda yelled, "Now I'm starting to see where Comso got his brains."
"EXCUSE ME? Who do you think you're talking to?"
"Clearly a bitch, and what do you mean he left you? Did you two divorce and make the foolish mistake to remarry?"
"Once again, none of your business, but if you must know, when Cosmo was young, he tried to turn me into a fly like the dumbass he is, so I used Linnie as a shield, assuming that I had my wand to turn this fucker back. But when he transformed, he just flew off and the only reason he's sitting there now is because he was able to get back into the house after 3 years of being gone!"
Yolonda stood in between the couple, shocked of what Nora had just said and in absolute confusion. He turned to look at Linnie who looked extremely uncomfortable, staring at the ground as if he were guilty of a crime.
"Is that true?", Yolonda asked, the voice lowered. Linnie nodded sadly.
"It's half true. I-I did fly off that day, but I tried my best not to leave too far from the house..", Linnie said, his body shaking as he had to speak of his past. Nora scoffed.
"Then why did it take you 3 years to come back?"
"W-w-well honey, I've told you it's hard to see things without my glasses..I..uh.."
"You know what Linnie? I'm done with your stupid ass.", Nora said, now snarling, "You have the audacity to let some stupid slut into our house and give us some bullshit excuses about your disappearance. If you don't fucking love me and the kids, then you can just say so and leave me house."
"B-But I..I do! I love you and I love our children! I..I just made a terrible mistake! Please Nora! I'm sorry.", Linnie begged, before Yolonda shushed him, putting a finger on his mouth.
"You're so fucking stupid, Nora. You don't even know the damage you've done to this poor man.", Yolonda said, now glaring and towering over Nora, "And another thing, Miss I'm better than everyone! Stay away from my husband! Ugh, if only I would've met Linnie before all this happened; I would've known what you might put Miguel through."
"Oh please! Miguel's nothing like this piece of shit that I married!", Nora pointing, making Linnie squeal in submission, "What're you gonna do about it? It's not like you two love each other anymore, anyways."
"Oh, quite the contrary, bitch. Yes, I'm angry with him but unlike you, I know not to put my hands on a guy like that. Now, since you like hitting sweet men, why don't you and I go for a few rounds?", Yolonda said, readying herself, "Woman to Woman."
"O-Oh no..please don't…" Linnie whispered, his tiny voice ignored.
"Fine by me. Bring it, slut!", Nora yelled.
Yolonda lunged first, just before Nora stepped aside and dodged the move, causing Yolonda to collide into the wall. Nora took some of the beer bottles that lied around the floor and threw them at Yolonda, who got hit by a few of the glass and fell backwards. But as Nora approved her, Yolonda's legs wrapped around Nora's causing her to fall and hit her head in the coffee table, a small cut forming on her forehead. She got up and attacked Yolonda, causing the two to scream, grab, and punch with each other.
After a while or screaming and punching, Nora placed Yolonda in a chokehold, choking her until she dropped her on the ground, stepping on her as she approached Linnie, a deranged look in her eyes.
"N-Nora! W-what are you doing? P-Please, I'm sorry! Please!", Linnie begged as Nora grabbed his chest, still smiling at him.
"Oh you sorry little worm. That's what I outta turn you into, a worm. But you know what, that's fine. Because you're gonna make it all up to me, baby", Nora smirked, rubbing his check before she reached down towards his pants, and trying to pull them down. But just before she was successful, a sudden light flashed on Nora, and Linnie saw her slowly and painfully transform from a woman into a cockroach, her body becoming juicy and grown, and his eyes turning into black compound, which her wings turned brown and disgusting. Taking this as an opportunity, Yolonda went into the closest and pulled out a broom, sweeping it towards Nora.
"Get on outta here, you roach! Leave him the fuck alone!", Yolonda shouted before she flew towards a shaken up Linnie, helping him towards the couch. "Come on now. I'll take you to my place for the evening. We'll explain the situation to Miguel, and we're gonna get the police involved. Come on now, don't worry about her. You're too good for her anyways. Let's go."