Barbeque
Theme: Humor/Horror
Setting: Shortly after Ayame's introduction
Following the tempting smell of grilling meat, Yuki padded down the stairs to the back porch.
"Honda-san, that smells wonder... Shigure? Where's Honda-san?"
"Tohru-kun is out shopping right now." Using tongs, Shigure carefully turned the long cylinder of meat on the grill. "I'm not sure how long."
"Oh. Then... why exactly are you cooking, Shigure?"
"Um... because you asked me to. 'Skin and barbeque him', you said."
"Nii-san's... dead?" Yuki stared, then fainted backwards.
Tohru emerged from the house. "Thanks for watching the kielbasa for me, Shigure-san. Eh? Yuki-kun? What happened?"
"Alas. Apparently Yuki-kun is more gullible than I expected."