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"Don't deny it", Sebastian said with cocked eyebrows. He finally turned around and looked Blaine deep in the eyes. "I know you are a vampire, there is no other possible explanation."

Yes, there is?, Blaine thought irritatedly. I'm just a nerdy kid that has a cold and watched too much history channel lately.

"Listen, Sebastian, I am sorry to disappoint you, but you are wrong", he started explaining slowly. "Because vampires do not exist."

Sebastian laughed loudly. "It's endearing of you to try keep your secret. But I already found out. Stop lying."

"But…"

"Shshshsh." Sebastian put a finger on Blaine's lip to silence him, and Blaine got goosebumps when the other boy touched him. "It's okay, Blaine, it's okay…"

"You…you know my name?" Blaine's irritation changed to…bliss. Someone as awesome as Sebastian knew his name?

Sebastian smiled at him charmingly, and Blaine needed to do everything in his power to not faint right away. His prayers had been answered. One of the hottest guys alive knew about his existence. Hopefully, this wasn't just a dream or something.

"Don't worry", Sebastian winked at him with a charming smile, and Blaine hoped that he wasn't drooling right now. "Your secret is save with me."

Gosh, he could listen to Sebastian's voice all day long even though his words didn't even make any sense anymore. But as long as Sebastian talked to him, Blaine would even be okay with him thinking he was a fantasy creature.

At that moment, he had absolutely no idea what he had gotten himself into.

Kurt picked at the broccoli on his plate with a frown.

"Everything fine, kiddo?", Burt, his dad, asked him worriedly.

"Yes, yes", he waved it off and took a big sip of his orange juice.

Even though he still looked skeptical, his dad didn't dig deeper. Instead, he changed the topic. "So boys, as you know, my sister is going to marry in a month. Do you already have dates?", he asked curiously.

Burt's sister Annabeth would marry a rich European, and as far as Kurt knew, that wedding was going to be opulent and pompous, even their invitations were made out of golden paper.

Finn grinned widely. "I will go with Quinn, of course."

Kurt annoyedly rolled his eyes. Of course, his stepbrother needed to boast about his oh-so awesome Cheerio girlfriend who was just perfect. Perfect blond hair, perfect physique, perfect grades at school… She was so perfect it made him nauseous.

Carole turned to him, interested. "And what about you, Kurt? Will you ask Adam?"

"Erm…yeah, about that…" Kurt looked down his food, not quite knowing what to say.

-Five hours earlier-

With a smile on his face, Kurt was ringing the doorbell of his boyfriend's home, but nobody answered it.

Weird.

He and Adam had a date now. Where was he?

Frowning, Kurt retrieved his phone and dialed the number of the other boy but was surprised that he didn't pick up.

So he tried opening the door – and was surprised that it was not locked. So there was someone at his place. "Hello?", he shouted. No reaction.

Wait… Did he just hear something fall down upstairs?

Quick, Kurt walked up the stairs and towards the bedroom of his boyfriend. Maybe, Adam just took a nap and overslept, like a couple of times before. He was such a sleepyhead, it was endearing.

Smiling, Kurt opened the door. "Good morning, bab-" He was unable to end that sentence.

Yes, Adam was indeed in bed – but not alone. He was about to kiss the jawline of another guy, both of them were naked.

Kurt's jaw almost dropped to the floor. Well, he hadn't seen that one coming.

At that moment, Adam spotted him on the doorway and looked like a deer caught in headlight. "Kurt…" He seemed to be at a loss of words as well. Before he could say something else, Kurt had already stormed out of the room, downright shocked.

So much for boyfriend. To make matters worse, Adam had broken up with him with a text afterwards because he fell for that guy head over heels who happened to be an elbow model.

Kurt's ex dumped him. For a freaking elbow model of all people.

How pathetic.

He was still shocked about what had happened, he wasn't ready for confessing to his family that he got dumped.

"Did you break up?", Finn asked curiously. Curse him. If only he was as sharp witted in school as in finding out what was going on in Kurt's love life…

When Kurt didn't answer immediately, Finn started grinning goofily. "Oooh, so it's true? Who dumped who? Did he cheat on you? Or were you the unfaithful one?"

"Finn!", Carole said sternly, but Kurt just waved it off.

"It's okay, really", he said with a forced smile. "We just weren't meant to be together. It was a mutual decision."

Why the hell did he even lie? He was probably too ashamed about that he got dumped because of an elbow model.

Burt and Carole looked at him compassionately, and Kurt would have loved to storm out of the room now. Their pity only made his broken heart ache worse.

"Hey, it's okay, kiddo", his dad tried to cheer him up. "Partners are overrated anyway." At that, Carole threw him a weird glance, and he lifted his hands in surrender. "You can just take a friend to the wedding."

"Too bad he has no friends", Finn muttered, and Kurt threw him a killing glance. If he had it his way, he would gag him, immediately.

The compassionate glances his parents threw him were just unbearable.

"But I already have a new boyfriend", he snapped irritatedly, without thinking. "A new boyfriend who is way better than Adam."

Finn looked surprised, so did his parents.

"But that's great, sweetie", Carole gushed eventually. "Do we know him?"

"No, you don't", Kurt lied. How can you know him if he doesn't even exist?

"And what's his name?", Burt asked curiously. "What is he like? What are his hobbies? Is he also enrolled at McKinley?"

What had he just done?

Trying way too hard to keep his cool, Kurt answered: "You will find out at the wedding where you will meet in person. You are all going to love him, I promise."

Great, now, he needed to find a picture-book boyfriend in less than a month, or else, he needed to admit that he had been lying. And embarrass himself in front of his entire family.

Life was just great, wasn't it?

When Sebastian had told him he could keep his secret, Blaine should have known that he was lying. The first thing he noticed when he entered the schoolbuilding was that everyone was looking at him…in awe. Some were even greeting him nicely on their way as if they were old friends, even all the popular girls of the cheerleading team or the Jocks. It was kind of surreal.

"Blaine Anderson! Blaine Anderson!" That jewish guy with an afro, Jacob or something, came rushing over to him with a microphone and his camera crew in tow. "Is it true that you are a vampire?"

Blaine stared at him, not quite knowing what to say. "I…"

"It is true", someone behind him suddenly spoke up. "He admitted it yesterday.", Sebastian added smugly and casually linked arms with Blaine.

When he did so, Blaine felt like on cloud nine. This couldn't be happening, right? The hottest boy alive acknowledged him in front of the entire school?

Some of the girls squealed excitedly, others had retrieved their phones to take a selfie with him.

"You mean, like Edward Cullen from Twilight?", Quinn Fabray, one of the cheerios, asked delightedly. "Do you also sparkle in the sunlight?"

"Of course not", Sebastian answered indignantly, and turned back to Blaine, questioning. "Wait, you don't, right?"

"I…" When he was about to say that he was no vampire, that all that was merely a big misunderstanding, he quickly closed his mouth again.

Finally, he was one of the most popular kids at school, and Sebastian was talking to him as well. Why ruin everything? People (Especially Sebastian) wanted him to be a vampire? Great, they would get a vampire. So he smiled as charmingly as he could. "Of course not", he said with a wink, and Sebastian looked at him as if he was the most awesome thing in the world "That's just fiction, Sebastian was right."

The girls exchanged delighted glances, almost fighting to get closer to the pseudo vampire. Sebastian protectively stepped in front of them. "Get lost", he instructed sternly "He plays for the other team, so he's mine."

Disappointed, the girls stepped back. At that moment, the school bell rang, signaling that it was time for classes. The students hurried to their classrooms, and when Blaine was about to turn around as well to get to biology classes, Sebastian held him back.

"See you at lunch break, sexy.", he whispered to him, and kissed him on his cheek before he strutted away as well. Blaine could only stare after the other boy with a goofy grin.

Life was just great, wasn't it?

…

Sitting with the popular kids at the same table at the canteen was one of the best experiences ever. Blaine saw how all the other kids at the other table were looking over to them, jealous, and couldn't help but think that he was one of them yesterday.

But now, it felt like an entirely different life. Especially because none other than Sebastian was sitting next to him.

"Can you, like, let things float with your mind?", a tall, dark haired jock, asked him at that moment.

Quinn, probably his girlfriend, shook her head. "That's nonsense, Finn. Just because he is vampire that doesn't mean he has telekinetic powers." She turned to him, interested. "Right?"

Blaine shook his head. "Yes, you are right. I'm a vampire, no wizard."

"Is it true that vampires are part demons?", Santana, a sassy Latina, asked curiously.

Nervous, Blaine took another sip of his strawberry tomato smoothie. "Actually…"

"Whatcha drinking?", Puck (is this even his real name?), another jock, wanted to know, eyeing the red liquid in his bottle. "Is this blood?"

All these questions were overwhelming to him and he didn't know how to answer them all. Sebastian must have noticed that something was wrong because he threw all of the others killing glances. "Guys, guys, leave this good guy alone. You can pose him all your questions another time, okay?"

Luckily, they all followed orders and changed the topic, talking about the next game, the upcoming championships and all the teachers they hated.

After lunch break, Sebastian accompanied Blaine to his locker. "Are you in the mood for hanging out together after school?", Sebastian asked him with his signature smirk Blaine had fallen in love with.

Blaine's eyes lit up. Sebastian freaking Smythe wanted to spend more time with him? This must be a dream, right? When would he wake up?

"I…I would love to", he stuttered. "That would be great."

"Good." Sebastian winked at him when he handed him a card with his phone number. "Just call me whenever you are in the mood, sexy."

"Sure", Blaine whispered, flabbergasted. Once again, he could only stare when he watched Sebastian walk to his own classes. In the meantime, the hallways were weirdly deserted, probably because he was already a couple of minutes late for Spanish classes.

That teacher was so going to love him.

He was about to head to the classroom when he heard someone behind him applauding slowly.

Confused, Blaine turned around. Behind him stood that boy from yesterday, that boy who had insulted him after he had made him fall in front of the toilet.

"Blaine, right?", the boy asked him sneeringly. "Congratulations, you successfully kidded the entire school."

Blaine felt how he paled instantly. "Who are you?", was the only thing that came to his mind at the moment.

"Call me Kurt", Kurt snapped with narrowed eyes and crossed arms. "Or the only one at this school whose IQ is higher than one. Because that's what it takes to look through that ridiculous lie. You are faking, and you're not even good at it."

"I…" Dammit, why didn't he know what to say lately? "I have no idea what you are talking about.", he answered, craning his chin. At least something.

"Don't even try lying to me, Anderson", Kurt scoffed, scowling. "You may have fooled the school, but you cannot fool me. Vampires are nothing more than an invention of mentally deficient fools with no lives, and we both know it."

"That was highly disrespectful towards those people", Blaine commented, but quickly closed his mouth when Kurt glared at him angrily.

Crap. That guy really found out. And what now?

There was only one thing that came to his mind.

Begging on his knees.

"Please don't tell the school, or Sebastian", he started pleading with puppy dog eyes. "You have no idea how hard it is to be the new kid."

Kurt looked at him coldly, shaking his head. "Are you stupid or something? I don't need to. Even those idiots of McKinley will know soon that you lied, because seriously, you didn't even try to pretend being a vampire. Until now, you were just lucky they bought it, but one day, they will start posing questions. About your powers or your thirst for blood, or whatever vampires can or must do."

Blaine cocked his head to the side. He didn't think about it that way. "And what if you help me? You know, with faking it?"

For a while, Kurt just stared at him. "You are kidding me, right? Why shall I help you? I really have better things to do. Have a nice life, Bledward", he scoffed eventually, turned on his heel and wanted to walk away.

But Blaine didn't give up that easily. Finally, his crush liked him, and he would fight for it until the very end. So he rushed over to the other boy and gripped his elbow. "What do you want? Is there anything you need? Money? A babysitter for your dog? Someone who does your homework?"

Kurt rolled his eyes, annoyed. "I don't want your money, I have an allergy to animal hair and I'm a straight A student. But nice try. That just confirmed to me how pathetic you actually are, Anderson. And now, leave me the hell alone." He ripped his arm away and let out another scoff.

"Are you sure?", Blaine asked persistently. "Nothing you need? Everyone needs something. I would do everything you want me to, I'm serious."

Kurt halted in his tracks. Even though his head was telling him that this was a horrible idea, he turned around anyway. "Fine", he groaned. "But only under one condition."

Victorious, Blaine pumped his fist in the air. "Yay! And what is it you want me to do?"

"Be my fake boyfriend at my aunt's wedding in one month. But not halfheartedly or something, I want the entire program: Holding hands, you swooning over me in front of my family and friends-" -Which friends exactly?- "-you know what I mean. I want the most perfect fake boyfriend, and in return, I will help you turn you into the most perfect fake vampire."

Kurt expected that he would protest, but Blaine just shrugged nonchalantly. "Sure, why not? Sounds like fun."

"You are a pain in the neck!", Kurt groaned, slowly getting irritated by Blaine's good temper. He retrieved a sheet of paper and scribbled down his number. "Here, call me this evening. We still have a lot of work to do with-" He disdainfully pointed at Blaine and let out a scoff- "-that. Unbelievable people took you serious while you look like that."

He got the phone number of two guys within only one day. Awesome.

Blaine pouted when he looked at his button up shirt, his neatly gelled back hair, and his yellow bow tie at his reflection in the mirror next to him. "Hey, what's wrong with my outfit?"

Already annoyed, Kurt rolled his eyes. "Pretty much everything."