Time for another spin off from the future! Starting from today, for a few chapters, we'll tell a story that takes place 5 years after the events of the main fic. The story of how Kirito and Asuna got married. From their bachelor parties to their honeymoon.
Asuna's POV...
Leafa and Sinon were taking me to the male stripper club where my bachelorette party would take place. Or should I say dragging me there. Because that's what Leafa was practically doing!
How had I come to agree to that? Although I had grown more and more open minded over the last five years, I wasn't sure I was into that 'bachelorette party' thing.
I wondered how Kirito was doing meanwhile at his own bachelor party.
Asuna and I had come a long way from the awkward creatures we were when we started dating, ages earlier. We both were now awesome, gorgeous, super cool persons with a wonderful, shared life ahead of us. Asuna had just graduated from the cookery academy and a decent job as a chef in a high class restaurant awaited her after our honeymoon. Myself, I already made plenty of money as a novelist. Asuna's parents had bought us a huge house where we could live happily ever after.
But the future could wait. I wanted to focus on the present. And, in the present, my bachelor party night at a luxurious hotel was about to start. Asuna had given me enough money to rent a whole floor (along with some of the hottest prostitutes from the 'Dead or Alive' brothel!) for the night. How sweet of her! She really cared for her future husband and wanted him to have the best bachelor party ever.
Though what would really make that party perfect would be some male friends. Aarrgh, I think I have overdone it with having hung out only with girls all my life. Remind me to get some male friends one of these days!
At least Asuna had some girlfriends accompany her in her bachelorette party. I wondered how she was doing.
Asuna's POV...
As we were walking on the streets, searching for the... err... 'institution' that would host my bachelorette party, Sinon and Leafa would often stop, argue about which the right way was, even engage in a physical catfight sometimes (with me awkwardly watching them; I bet I even produced one of those huge sweatdrops one can see in anime gag scenes), then make out and resume walking!
I still couldn't believe those two had ended up together. It wasn't the 'lesbian couple' thing that seemed weird to me. It was how they would attempt to kill each other one moment and make out like wild lovebirds the next moment!
At least they had interrupted their journey around the world in a van (parts of which Leafa often uploaded on youtube, to her followers' delight) in order to attend their old friend's wedding, as opposed to some other people, whom I won't mention for politeness sake (cough... Lisbeth... cough... Seven... cough... old classmates from the cookery academy).
The DOA girls and I were swimming nude in the pool on the roofdeck of the hotel. Could people in flying vehicles passing above us see us? Probably. Did we care? No!
Ayane and I exchanged meaningful looks as we were slowly swimming towards each other. The laughter of the other DOA girls frolicking in the pool barely distracted me from my current target.
Finally, the purplehead and I reached each other. The voluptuous woman wrapped her arms around my shoulders as I wrapped mine around her waist. I felt her womanhood touching my manhood underwater as she wrapped her legs around me.
I leant and kissed her neck. Even though I think females are meant to have long hair, Ayane's short haircut really brought out her neck's beauty.
I'm telling you, guys, underwater sex is an indescribable experience. If you have never tried it, what the hell are you doing with your existence on this planet?
Asuna's POV...
How was I supposed to enjoy my beverage, chat with my girlfriends at our table and think about the romantic moments I would spend with Kirito in our honeymoon a few days later? How was I supposed to do all the above while being so horny? Several hot male strippers were dancing around in the club, wearing only their underpants.
Eventually, my eyes were focused on a certain dancing boy. He had blue eyes, black ruffled hair (even more ruffled than Kirito's usual hairstyle) and a light beard that made him so charming and mysterious and sexy! He seemed a few years younger than me. I felt like an awkward, virgin school girl whenever he shot provocative glances at me.
I was so aroused and confused. I didn't know what to do. It was not like I hadn't got laid with men other than Kirito in the past, but I expected my bachelorette party to be a peaceful night. True, the wedding would take place in 3 days, so my genitalia would have plenty of time to rest before the wedding night with my true love, but still, I hadn't planned for my bachelorette party to go that far. I was unprepared, both mentally and practically.
Of course, Leafa, that smart (though not that good a student back in our high school years) blondie, realized the chemistry between the mysterious man and me right away. She produced a box of 12 condoms (to my shock of course!)
'Take the whole box. I bet you'll need all of them,' she winked.
'Wha-what are you talking about?' I gulped.
'Come on, As, go to the yummy guy and enjoy your last night as a bachelor,' Leafa nudged me.
Tentatively, I took the box. That Leafa is so... so... I sighed. Come to think of it, it was because of her that Kirito and I had come such a long way from the awkward vanilla teen couple we used to be. Our evolution started when Leafa showed up in Kirito's life (and therefore in my life too!) and taught him how to be more daring, to enjoy his life with no pointless sexual ethics, to satisfy his partners better. It took me a little longer than Kirito to learn the aforementioned stuff, but I have to admit, if we had never met Leafa, our lives nowadays would be... would be... well, let's not try to produce 'what if' scenarios. This is fanfic writers' job, and the story of my life is not a fanfic. Right?
'Thanks, Leaf,' I smiled at her as I was standing up.
'Hey, no problem,' she giggled. 'I always have plenty of rubbers in reserve for my friends.'
I giggled too. She thought I had thanked her for the condoms. But the truth was I had thanked her for everything. For being part of our lives.
'Catch me, Kirito sama,' Marie Rose cried cheerfully, swimming at impressive speed.
Behind her, I was panting, desperate to catch her, though I knew there was no way I could reach her unless she finally decided to let me by slowing down.
At some point, I realized I was swimming by Momiji, who was sitting at the edge of the pool, with her legs in the water and her hands on the tiles. As much as I wanted to grab Marie Rose, I couldn't let that chance slip by!
I turned to the voluptuous brunette and placed my hands on her legs, using them to support my floating body and kissing them.
Momiji giggled. She leant back, dropped her upper body on the tiles and opened her legs. I got the message!
I drove my head between her legs and started sucking her pussy. An ancient Greek goddess did me the honor of letting me taste her ambrosia!
No sooner had I heard Momiji's first moans than I felt something underwater, down in my crotch. My eyes unconsciously darted downward. I could discern a blonde figure moving underwater. Marie Rose was giving me an underwater blowjob!
This caused me to resume the oral I was giving to Momiji, with even greater excitement than before! The three of us continued like that (me giving oral to Momiji while Marie Rose was giving oral to me) for quite a while. At some point, I wondered how that blonde chick could hold her breath for so long. What the hell, did she have gills or something?
Asuna's POV...
The mysterious lad and I bursted into a room while making out wildly. Finally, we broke our kisses in order to start undressing. (Well, mostly me, since himself, he was already practically nude, wearing only his underpants.)
'What's your name, handsome?' I panted as I was removing my black, sleeveless dress.
'You can call me Rickie,' he answered casually, without bothering asking me what my own name was.
Wait, why did he say 'You can call me'? Was that not his real name? Was it an alias he used in his job as a stripper or something? Oh, who cares? The only thing in the world I wanted at that moment was to fuck him!
I charged at him! I stuck my body to his as if I was a leech, with my lips stuck on his and my legs off the floor and around his waist. I felt I was flying!
Himself, he remained standing. For a while, he paced up and down in the room, carrying me with him. He was holding me tightly by the waist (such a strong, charming man!) while my hands were wrapped around his neck. At the same time, he was thrusting his huge cock in and out of my pussy (I couldn't recall when exactly during that process he had shoved it in!) From time to time, we would bump into the room walls, without interrupting our frantic action nonetheless. Our chemistry was unbelievable.
At some point, we broke our kisses and looked at each other (still in the position I described above). Our looks were meaningful and provocative!
'Wanna tango?' he asked.
I nodded, panting with arousal.
And so, we started dancing the tango, still in that position, with his penis in my vagina. We were dancing the tango around the room and having sex at the same time! We were staring at each other solemnly and meaningfully. Sexiest dance ever!
At some point, when, during some dance move, he caused my upper body to lean backward, he drove his penis deeper in my vagina, making me produce my first scream in the night.
Don't get me wrong, I love my fiance, but I wish Kirito knew how to dance like that! Speaking of Kirito, I once more wondered how he was doing.
The girls and I had now taken the action into a room.
I was fucking the ass of Nyotengu, a voluptuous DOA girl with purple eyes and long, black hair with sideburns.
'You know,' I panted at some point, still fucking her, 'it seems strange to me that you have sideburns. I thought this is usually a man's trait.'
The girl turned her head and smiled. 'It's because I'm a trans, sweetie,' she said.
'Oh,' I chuckled, still casually fucking. 'Yeah, that explains...'
My eyes bulged. I stopped abruptly. 'WAIT WHAT?'
'I was born a man and had a sex change operation, sweetie,' Nyotengu shrugged. 'What's the big deal?'
Instinctively, I forcefully took my penis out of her ass. I was speechless. I had just fucked a male! When I said earlier that I need some male friends, that was definitely NOT what I meant.
I unconsciously dropped my butt on the bed, my eyes still bulging. Oh, god, this would definitely leave me with a trauma. How was I supposed to move on with my life from now on? How was I...
Huh? I realized that Nyotengu, as well as all girls in the room, had burst into laughter.
'I can't believe he bought that!' Momiji cried.
'You're even dumber than I pretend to be when I'm with customers,' Marie Rose cried.
I snorted. Now I was mad. I no longer wanted to have sex!
I lay down on my back and crossed my arms over my chest. I stayed like that, looking at the ceiling angrily.
Nyotengu caressed my shoulder. 'No more action for our little Kirito?' she asked.
'No more,' I stuck out my tongue (still angrily, though).
All girls giggled.
'I think this will change your mind,' she whispered.
Without a warning, she raised her upper body and opened my legs, causing my manhood to instantly regrow to full size! She slowly sat on my penis, causing my eyes to bulge. I uncrossed my arms and instinctively wrapped them around her waist.
Asuna's POV...
Rickie and I were lying on the bed and resting, recovering after our... err, third or fourth time (I had lost count!)
'So, Rickie,' I turned sideways to face him with a vivid smile. 'Tell me something about yourself.'
Rickie caressed my hair (with me caressing his calf with my foot), sighed and began: 'Believe it or not, when I began doing this job, I was still a virgin!'
My eyes widened. 'No way!' I cried. 'You've never had a girlfriend?'
'Not really,' he answered, looking at the ceiling and casually caressing me. 'So far, I have had sex only with brides that have held their bachelorette parties here.'
After a pause, he chuckled and continued: 'I might have a bride fetish!'
I joined him in his laughter.
He got serious. I playfully caressed his arm. 'Don't worry,' I comforted him. 'Having fetishes is healthy. Someday, you will find a girl you can have with what I have with Kirito.'
He turned to me. He raised an eyebrow. 'The way I am?' he asked.
'Sure,' I said sweetly. 'You can be with your true love and explore your sexuality and fantasies with other people at the same time.'
Rickie chuckled. 'You're an interesting woman,' he said.
'Thank you,' I said meaningfully. 'But I think we've chatted enough for now. Let's go back to... more interesting stuff.'
And, with those words, I descended and, catching him by surprise, shoved his dick in my mouth.
Asuna's POV...
It was almost dawn when I left that room. Leafa was right. I did use all 12 condoms in the box after all! I could barely walk. My pussy ached. My ass ached. My jaw ached.
Whatever! Kirito and I had agreed not to get laid (with each other or with other people) during the 3 days between our bachelor parties and our wedding day, so that our genitalia would be fully recharged in our honeymoon.
Huh? Where was Leafa and Sinon? I guess they had grown tired of waiting for me and gone home. Or seduced some male stripper and gone to another room to enjoy a threesome. Lol, just kidding!
Leafa's POV...
I, Sinon and the male stripper we had seduced were enjoying a threesome in another room.
'NO WAY, BIMBO!' Sinon screamed. 'It's my turn to fuck him. You have already fucked him twice in a row.'
'Yeah, but, before that, you fucked him thrice in a row,' I argued.
The poor man was staring at us, dumbfounded, while we were rolling around on the bed, engaged in a catfight!
The catfight somehow ended up in Sinon and I making out!
'Okay,' I broke the kiss. 'You can fuck him next. But I want you to know that I hate you and I will kill you after we exit this room.'
'Oh, I'd like to see you try,' Sinon scoffed and sat on the man's penis.