'You look fabulous in that groom costume, bro,' Suguha commented, clicking her tongue as a sign of approval.

'Thanks, sis,' I blushed. 'I think you look fabulous too.' Suguha was wearing a classy, sleeveless, red dress.

We were outside of the church, along with the guests, waiting for the bride and her parents to arrive. Despite being Japanese, Asuna's parents were Christians and, moreover, strictly religious, conservative and puritanical. (I bet that, if they ever found out what Asuna and I have done all those years, her mom would die of a heart attack and her father would use all his money and power to somehow put me to jail for life.) So, in order not to upset them, my family and I agreed that the wedding took place at a Christian church, despite ourselves being Buddhists (I guess; not that I have ever given much thought to what the correct religion is).

'I'm so proud of you, honey,' mom hugged me, her eyes full of tears.

Although she was still fairly beautiful for her age, her hair was now grey. Unfortunately, it had started gradually losing its black color after the stroke she suffered two years earlier. No, that stroke had nothing to do with dad having asked for a divorce and left us; as if mom would ever be sad about that loser! I guess she was just under a lot of stress at that time. In any case, both Suguha and I worried a lot during that period. We thought mom would die, we believed we would lose her. We spent many nights in bed crying in each other's arms. Needless to say, sex was the last thing in our minds those nights.

I can't begin to describe to you the joy we felt when mom recovered. When she returned home, both she and I knew, without needing to tell each other, that our time as 'mother/son with benefits' was over. We exchanged warm, wordless smiles, I kissed her on the hair and that denoted the end of anything sexual between us. We had been just mother and son ever since.

As for my relationship with Sugu, well... we still had our 'with benefits' moments. Basically, it hadn't been a really long time since the last time we had fucked! There was even a good chance that there were still some sperm cells of mine left swimming in Suguha at that moment!

'By the way,' my sister got serious. 'Tell Asuna that, if she ever makes you sad, she shall taste my fury. And, by fury, I mean my jabs, uppercuts, roundhouse...'

'Suguha!' mom snapped. 'Save your martial arts moves for your championship matches.'

Over the last years, my sister had evolved into an active taekwondo master indeed! That was why she had made it with flying colors to a sports college, which she was attending at that time.

'Here comes the bride,' a nameless guest cried and pointed at a limousine approaching.

The chauffeur exited the vehicle, opened the doors and Asuna came out, along with her parents.

She was wearing a white, sleeveless, strapless, short wedding dress that left exposed her lovely shoulders, her awesome cleavage and her beautiful legs. Her hair was tied in a ponytail and decorated with a bride veil. Also, she was wearing white high heels.

I was awestruck! She looked like a princess! Well, in a sense, she was, since her father was a multibillionaire. I was the luckiest person in the world!

Her father, who walked her to the entrance to the church, his arm wrapped around hers, took her delicate arm and gave it to me.

'If you ever make her sad, I'll make you wish you had never been born,' he said sternly.

'DAD!' Asuna snapped.

I looked at her. She was blushing. I bet I was blushing too.

'Sorry about that,' she whispered to me and then glared at her father.

I awkwardly stroked my nape.

Finally, I got serious. Asuna and I exchanged meaningful smiles.

'It's time,' my fiancee said sweetly.

I nodded with determination, wrapped my arm around hers, as her dad had done earlier, and we walked in the church.

The ceremony was beautiful and the aftermath was fun. When Asuna threw the bouquet, Leafa and Sinon shoved all the other female guests and started fighting each other over who would catch it! For the history books, Leafa caught it, to the brunette's frustration! (Those two are adorable sometimes!)

Suguha never made an attempt to catch it in the first place. When mom asked her why, she answered: 'Who said I want to be the next to marry? Marriage is for losers, such as my brother!' Aaaannnd, after the heartwarming respite at the beginning of this chapter, she had gone back to being the douchebag sister I have known all my life!

The after wedding party was taking place in a lovely countryside, next to the sea. Tables full of food were here and there. Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves.

Everyone except Kirito and Asuna. Huh? Were are the newlyweds?

'Did you see Asuna and Kirito, honey?' the bride's mother asked her husband, scanning the area with her eyes.

She was about to get up and start searching for them, but her husband kept her down.

'Leave them alone,' he said, annoyed. 'They're a young couple in love. Obviously, they wanted some time alone. Didn't we do the same thing on our wedding day?'

'Yeah, but our own alone time was innocent,' the woman said, concerned.

'Don't worry,' the man winked. 'We have raised Asuna well. There is no way she will give away her virginity before her wedding night.'

'You think they haven't done anything so far?' the woman sighed, still a little worried.

'Trust me,' the man insisted. 'I know my daughter pretty well. And I think I know Kirito well enough too. They're both virgins.'

Asuna's POV...

Kirito and I were walking in a rocky mountain path, chatting about anything that came to our minds.

At some point, we sat at the edge of the path, gazing down below. What a nice view.

I was so happy. We had a brand new, wonderful life ahead of us. We were sitting there and chatting and I was swinging my legs hanging from the edge of the path... whoops! My shoe slipped off and plunged hundreds of meters down, never to be seen again!

Kirito's eyes bulged. The poor boy, knowing me well, probably expected me to go into a fit of rage!

I laughed. The truth was that something like that couldn't upset me on the happiest day of my life.

To Kirito's surprise, with a carefree exhalation, I closed my eyes, tilted my head back and, with my palms on the ground, jerked my other foot, causing my other shoe to plunge as well. Next, I untied my veil and let it get taken away by the breeze. I untied my ponytail. My red hair was once more loose.

Who needs to look like a perfect princess? Who needs a perfect wedding day planned to the last detail? All you need is your boyfriend, some beautiful scenery and your most amazing smile!

I looked at Kirito and offered him my best smile. He reciprocated.

As if we had contacted telepathically, we lay down sideways, me in my husband's arms, my back turned to him. We stayed like that, looking at the scenery, him caressing my loose, imperfect hair and me purring with pleasure. Ahh, a perfect moment! Wordless joy!

We stayed like that for quite a long time. If I had to choose a certain moment to freeze in eternity, it would be that one!

I turned my head to him, wrapped my hands around his neck and kissed him on the lips. Kirito reciprocated and we made out for a while.

Kirito was surprised when I turned him over, forcing his back to the ground, and got on him. 'Umm, weren't we supposed to wait, after our bachelor parties, till our wedding night to go all the way?' he asked.

As I said, who needs a wedding day (or a wedding night, for that matter) planned to the last detail? 'Or we can fuck like wild animals, right here, right now,' I suggested with a seductive smile.

'Sounds a good idea,' Kirito replied.

Leafa's POV...

I was enjoying the delicacies the wedding buffet had to offer. Sinon was sitting next to me, still angry that I was the one who had managed to catch the bride bouquet.

I turned to her and pinched her nose. 'Come on, don't be sad,' I said sweetly. 'You know that, if I ever get married to someone, it will be you. So me catching the bouquet is as good news for you as you catching it.'

Sinon smiled. 'I still hate you,' she said.

'It's okay,' I chuckled. 'I hate you too!'

Next, she got serious. 'Hey, where are Asuna and Kirito?' she wondered, looking around.

With our luxurious, expensive clothes tossed around, Asuna and I were rolling on the dirt next to the mountain path. We were in each other's arms and making out as if there was no tomorrow.

Our legs were tangled. I was stroking her back while she was stroking my nape. I was stroking her ass while she was leaning her head downward to enjoy my hairy chest.

'Come on, Kirito, fuck your slutty wife,' she would scream from time to time, during the intervals between our making out sessions.

'Okay, no need to ask again,' I said at some point.

I lifted her delicate body, eliciting a happy squeal of surprise from her. I positioned her on a rock.

'I hope this hard surface doesn't hurt your butt,' I asked, playfully but also somewhat concerned.

'Hah,' she scoffed. 'You think I can't take a hard surface under my tailbone? Don't underestimate the great Asuna, boy.'

So sexy!

I lowered my head and started sucking her neck. She let out moans of pleasure as she wrapped her arms and legs around me.

I stuck my lips to hers and shoved my dick in her pussy. We started thrusting. At first, I was using my hands merely to provide her with support, but, when I realized she could perfectly keep her balance on the rock by herself, I started lowering my hands sometimes to grope her legs.

From time to time, I would break our kisses to lower my head and enjoy her boobs or simply release her mouth in order to hear her yell sexy expletives.

We were so passionate that we didn't stop, even when we finally cummed! The moment I emptied three days worth of load in Asuna's pussy, she lost her balance and we fell on the dirt, but we kept fucking, rolling on the soil, Asuna's legs still tightly wrapped around me, even though we had just cummed and our genitalia was kinda sore!

'Don't you think this alone time Asuna and Kirito are spending is dragging on for too long?' Asuna's mother asked her husband.

'I think you're right,' the man answered, annoyed. 'This party is for their sake after all. Who do they think they are, forsaking their guests like that?'

And glaring at his wife, he continued: 'You should have raised your daughter better.'

'Oh, now she's MY daughter?' the woman snapped. 'Whenever she excelled in school, she was YOUR daughter, and now that she humiliated us with her inappropriate behaviour, she became MINE?'

Asuna and I kept rolling and fucking. At some point, I pulled out of her, to her surprise.

'Now I want your ass,' I ordered.

'Your offer is interesting, honey,' she chuckled. 'But we need a condom for that. And we don't have one right now.'

'Wait a sec,' I whispered.

I crawled over to my tossed groom costume, fumbled and took out a wrapper.

Asuna's eyes widened. 'You were carrying one with you?' she cried. 'But... it's not like we had planned this.'

'Well, I had considered the possibility of it happening,' I admitted with a guilty smile.

'You had considered the possibility of fucking your wife on the dirt, less than two hours after a romantic ceremony, instead of waiting for the wedding night? How dare you treat your lovely wife as a whore? I'm gonna kick your butt. I'm gonna kick your butt so hard that...'

As she was threateningly crawling towards me, I interrupted her angry blabbering by taking her by surprise; with a swift movement, I swerved my body, ending up right behind her, grabbed her buttcheeks and spread them out. Asuna froze and gasped.

'Yes, I treat you as a whore,' I admitted, putting on my condom. 'And now, I'll fuck you like the whore you are!'

I shoved my dick in her ass, eliciting a scream from her.

'YES, YES, KIRITO, I'M A WHORE,' she yelled as I was thrusting. 'I'M YOUR WHORE!'

'WHORE!' Asuna's father yelled at his wife.

'ASSHOLE!' Asuna's mother replied.

Leafa and Sinon, at a table nearby, were casually watching them while eating their food.

'Hey, weren't those two supposed to be conservative and religious?' Leafa asked at some point. 'Why are they talking like that?'

'And what's got into them anyway?' Sinon curiously asked.

With our wedding clothes back on, albeit really dirty, Asuna and I were walking back to where the party was taking place.

'So much for our anticipated active wedding night,' I chuckled. 'I think that, by the time we get back home, we'll fall asleep right away.'

'Well,' Asuna sighed, annoyed. 'We might have saved some stamina for the wedding night if SOMEONE had not insisted that we went for Round 4!'

'Said the one who initiated Round 5,' I eyed her provocatively.

'How was that my fault?' Asuna protested, placing her palm on her chest. 'You practically provoked me to initiate Round 5 when you seduced me with that movement.'

'What movement?' I played ignorant in order to tease her further. 'I just crouched to pick up my clothes.'

'Yes, but you did it with your back turned to me and I could see your buttcheeks spreading out,' Asuna fumed. 'How was I supposed to resist that ass?'

I chuckled. I just couldn't help grabbing her and kissing her. And that's what I did! Asuna angrily moaned in my mouth, only for her moan to become one of pleasure the next moment.

I broke the kiss, still holding her by the waist, though.

'You're such an asshole sometimes,' she whispered.

'I know,' I winked.

'But you're my own asshole. And I love you,' Asuna wrapped her hands around my neck.

'I love you too,' I pecked her on the lips and then let her go so that we could resume walking.

When Asuna and I were back at the party, her parents almost fainted of shock, seeing their daughter shoeless, with her hair loose and messy and her wedding dress dirty and ruffled.

I guess that, at that moment, everyone at the party got a pretty good idea of what had taken Asuna and me so long!

But we didn't care. As if we were totally alone, we sat at a table and started feeding wedding cake to each other.

The screams of Asuna's parents fighting barely reached our ears, as if they were coming from far away.

Suguha's POV...

'HEY, BOZOS!' I interrupted the quarrel between Asuna's parents.

The two middle aged persons froze and looked at me, their eyes bulging.

'Kirito and Asuna are beginning a new life today,' I continued. 'So let them live it the way they want, or else I'm gonna clobber you right here right now.'

Asuna's parents gulped. 'Y-yes, ma'am.'

I turned to the two newlyweds, who were feeding each other cake, lost in their own little world.

Aww, my little Kirito has grown up.

Wait, is this a tear rolling down my cheek? No, of course it's not. Tough girls don't cry. I swear I'm not crying! Stop laughing, unless you want to taste my fists.