Title: Kagura Sohma cordially invites you to her wedding
For the nineteenth time, the organist played the bridal march. The guests grew restless.
Bridesmaid Kisa tugged at Kagura. "Kagura-neechan... I don't think he's coming."
Kagura's eyes were fierce. "No! I know he's coming! I believe in his love for me!"
Kyo ran to the ticket counter. "I need a one one-way ticket to whatever city is farthest away from Japan!"
"Uh, sir, I'm not sure where..."
"I don't care! Timbuktu, Abu Dhabi, Walla Walla, whatever! I just need to leave! Now!"
Kagura sat alone in the darkened chapel, illuminating it with her rage. "I'll kill you, Kyo-kun, you bastard!"