As I had predicted, Asuna and I were dead of fatigue and fell asleep almost as soon as we were back at our new house, which Asuna's parents had bought us. And that's how we spent our wedding night!

Oh, well, we needed rest anyway, so that we were fresh in our honeymoon holidays. We slept like logs until late in the morning. Then we spent the rest of the day preparing for the travel.

The next day, we embarked on a ship and, by late in the afternoon, we had arrived in the exotic resort where we would spend our honeymoon month. And, most importantly, we had gone without sex for 2 days, which meant that our genitalia was fully recharged! Yaay, ready for new adventures!

For one month, it would be just the two of us. Sure, both Asuna and I had got laid with other people until then. And, definitely, both Asuna and I would get laid with other people in the future. But, during that month, our attention would be exclusively on each other. For one month, no one else would exist in the world than us! Two lovebirds alone on Earth!

It was almost evening when Asuna and I entered our honeymoon suite. I was wearing only my black swim trunks and Asuna was wearing only her red bikini (we had dropped by the beach nearby, for a brief afternoon swim, before finally going to the hotel to unpack).

'At last!' Asuna closed her eyes and fell into the heart shaped bed, on her back, with her arms open and a delicate, smiling sigh.

I crouched in front of the suitcases and started unpacking, thus saving my wife the trouble of doing it herself (how sweet of me!)

'Kirito!' I heard Asuna's seductive voice when I was almost done.

I turned my head and saw Asuna, who had now changed her position into lying sideways. She seductively swung her leg, using it to motion me to come closer.

I chuckled. 'Sorry, but I don't have sex with married women,' I said. 'It's a matter of principle!'

Asuna sat up. Her eyes widened and she opened her mouth wide in shock. 'You can't be serious!' she cried.

'Dead serious!' I took a solemn expression to further tease her.

Slowly and provocatively, I took off my swim trunks, in front of Asuna's shocked eyes. 'You shall get no more of it ever again,' I declared, pointing downwards.

Then, as if everything was totally ok, I sat on a chair, in front of my wife, crossed my legs, and started causally reading a magazine.

'I knew you're an asshole, but you're an ever greater asshole than I thought after all!' Asuna snapped, jumping to her feet.

She turned around, fuming. I enjoyed her gorgeous, bikini clad, rear side, as she walked outside, to the suite's balcony. I chuckled.

A few seconds later, I went out on the balcony too. With her back still turned to me, Asuna was gazing at the view. I could see the sea glistening under the moonlight. How beautiful! It seemed Asuna wasn't aware yet that I was out with her. She casually squeezed some seawater (still left from the swim before) out of her hair.

I sneaked behind her, hugged her waist and kissed her neck. 'Come inside?' I whispered.

She turned her head to me. 'You think you can be an asshole to me and then be forgiven and get poon just like that?' she snapped. 'Well, I've got news for you, sir. You're not getting any!'

I chuckled. 'Come here,' I whispered. To her surprise, I grabbed her and lifted her whole body, bridal style. She let out a cry of surprise. 'Let's go to the bed,' I said.

Asuna smiled, making herself comfortable in my arms. 'You're such an asshole,' she said sweetly. 'You're lucky you have such a huge dick, otherwise I'd have asked for a divorce.'

'Lucky me!' I commented and pecked her on the lips. She giggled.

I started walking, carrying her to the bed bridal style, her frantically swinging her legs in anticipation.

The next day, Asuna and I were once more at the beach, enjoying activities such as swimming, sunbathing and playing tennis.

'I'm bored,' Asuna stretched at some point. 'Let's go back to the hotel to put on some clothes and go for a walk in the city.'

I smiled deviously. 'I've got a better idea,' I proposed. 'Let's go back to the hotel just to leave our stuff and then go for a walk with only our swimwear on.'

Asuna's eyes widened.

'Why not?' I carried on. 'How about, for the whole month during which we're gonna be here, going everywhere with only our swimwear on? No clothes, no accessories, no nothing!'

'I knew Leafa was bad influence on you,' Asuna sighed.

Nevertheless, I convinced her. Over the whole month, we never wore any clothes!

Asuna and I burst into a pub. The barman's eyes bulged, seeing us only with our swimwear on. Almost all the male customers spat out their drinks in shock. Heh! Asuna's bikini clad beauty is from another world!

Asuna leant on the counter, unconsciously momentarily lifting one foot in a cute fashion. 'Umm, excuse us, may we use your restroom?' she politely asked.

The flabbergasted barman nodded. Who could say no to a babe like Asuna?

We ran into the restroom, holding hands and giggling.

For about 20 minutes, our screams coming from the restroom cubicle we were occupying resonated throughout the pub!

I bet no one in the pub did anything else than listening to us, frozen, during that time, for, when we finally exited, I saw all customers at the tables motionless with gobsmacked expressions on their faces. The only sound heard was that of some drinks being accidentally poured on the floor, since most customers were so shocked that they couldn't even hold their glasses properly anymore!

'Thanks guys,' I raised an arm to greet them.

'Bye,' Asuna greeted them too and we ran out of the place, giggling.

Asuna and I were strolling in a supermarket's corridors, casually pushing a shopping cart. From time to time, we would select some product from the shelves and toss it in our cart. Sometimes, Asuna would get in the cart too, me pushing it by myself in order to offer my lovely wife a fun ride.

All customers we met on the way would stop and look at us with surprised expressions, seeing us only with our swimwear on. Not even family men, who had come to the shop with their wives and children, could help staring at Asuna like drooling retards, eliciting glares and/or slaps from their wives and laughter from their little kids.

At some point, I approached a female clerk and flirted with her right in front of Asuna, on purpose! (I love getting on my lovely redhead's nerves!)

'Hey, babe. Have you ever seen a better body than mine?' I asked the freaked out, female worker.

'KIRITO!' Asuna fumed, her head momentarily becoming huge and her teeth visible and sharp in a Japanese gag manner.

She slapped me, we grappled for a while in front of the speechless female worker, until we ended up making out and ran into the shop's restroom nearby!

For several minutes, the workers and customers outside of the restroom could hear our moans and screams. When we finally exited, Asuna was still adjusting her bikini top back on her body! Right after that, we giggled and resumed our shopping, as if nothing had happened!

Eventually, we arrived at the supermarket's cash desks, our cart full of stuff which neither Asuna nor I even remembered what was anymore.

Nevertheless, the female cashier tried to be serious, professional and do her job correctly. '98 dollars, please,' she finally said.

I could see it in her eyes that she was curious to see how we would pay, since we seemed to have nothing other than our swimwear.

'Just a sec,' Asuna said casually and, to the huge shock of everybody around, she started fumbling in her bikini bottom! I saw an old man that looked like Roshi from Dragon Ball getting a nosebleed and a 12-13 year old boy adjusting his crotch!

Finally, Asuna produced an 100 dollar bill out of her bikini bottom and gave it to the female cashier, who had an expression of disgust on her face. 'Here. Keep the change,' my wife said politely.

The female cashier stayed motionless and hesitant for a while.

'HERE. COME OVER HERE!' I heard a male voice.

It was a male cashier, at another desk. 'I'll serve you, lady and gentleman,' he said with anticipation. 'Come and give the money to me!'

'OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH!' another male voice was heard. It was a middle aged, well dressed man. Uh oh, it was the shop manager.

'You can take what you bought for free,' he continued, 'but please leave and never come back to this shop again!'

Asuna and I both blushed with a smile. The manager tapped his foot. 'Yes, sir,' we said in a low voice and exited the shop, along with our cart, giggling.

Best holidays ever!

And that was the story of Kirito's and Asuna's wedding. Next time, back to the story's present.