I knocked on Yuuki's door. She opened.

'Umm, hi,' I greeted her awkwardly.

She returned the greeting, as awkwardly as me.

How were we supposed to act around each other after what had happened? I mean, we had barely started getting to know each other, and suddenly, because of Seven's chemicals, we engaged into a wild orgy, where we were not really ourselves, we didn't really have the mental clarity to know what we wanted at that time. In a sense, we both were raped! Not that I didn't enjoy it (from what I remember), but still, that wasn't the way I wanted to see every body part of hers before she gave me her consent.

I gave her a bouquet of flowers, hoping that would break the ice.

'Thanks,' she whispered, took the flowers and walked over to a desk to put them in a vase.

I stayed there. To come in or not to come in?

'Come in,' she turned her head and said.

I entered. I closed the door. Come on, Kirito, say something...

'Umm, have you taken a pregnancy test yet?' I stroked my nape. Although all girls that participated in that orgy had taken the morning after pill (except Asuna, who didn't need it), I was still somewhat worried, so I couldn't help asking them all whether they had taken a test.

'Yes, I have,' she nodded comfortingly. 'Don't worry. No baby.'

I sighed in relief.

Yuuki sat on her bed and patted on the spot next to her on the mattress, thus beckoning to me to join her. She was wearing her school uniform.

I sat. We awkwardly gazed at nowhere for a while.

I turned to her. Come on, Kirito, say some... oh, wait, she started talking!

'Don't feel bad. What happened was not your fault,' she said.

'That doesn't change the fact that I did... err, that thing that I did to you,' I replied. 'I mean, I would be totally happy even if we were just friends, I mean friends like friends, not friends the way I'm friends with Leafa and some other girls, but, if we ever took it to that level, that definitely wasn't the way I wanted it to happen, but it happened and I wish I could take it back, but I can't...'

She interrupted my babbling by placing her finger on my mouth. Ohh, that delicate finger... NO, BAD KIRITO, how dare you think sexually, at such a moment, after what you've done?

'Kirito!' she said, her eyes widened, with a worried expression. 'Calm down. What is done is done. Let's just erase it from our memories and continue getting to know each other, picking up where we left off.'

'Sounds a good idea,' I nodded, comforted.

Yuuki started caressing my hair. Maybe she was doing it unconsciously. 'We will go on some dates, totally innocently, laugh, talk about stuff, and we'll see how it goes.'

'Yes. Great idea!' I nodded, smiling.

At that point, I realized I, too, had started doing something unconsciously. I was caressing Yuuki's exposed leg (curse those short skirts!)

But, seeing that Yuuki didn't stop caressing my hair, I didn't stop caressing her leg either.

We exchanged looks. We gulped.

'Or we can go on innocent dates...' she said, '... after we have fucked like wild animals two or three times!'

'Or ten!' I suggested.

'Sounds good,' she said rapidly and, the next thing I knew, we were making out like crazy!

We fell into the bed. I was now groping, not caressing, her legs while she was kissing me on the lips, with her hands around my neck.

I descended and started removing her shoes and socks while kissing and groping her legs and feet.

'Hurry,' she swung her lower limbs, almost accidentally kicking me. 'I want to take off my underpants!'

I ascended and started kissing her neck while she was removing her underpants.

I removed her upper clothes, almost ripping them off her, thus earning a view of her cleavage.

'Leave the rest of my clothes to me,' she panted, pushing me away. 'Hurry and take off yours and then I'll give you a titjob!'

That was enough of a motive! I undressed at lightning speed. And so did she.

'Do you have a condom?' she asked, lying down on her back.

'Umm, I don't remember. I'll see...' I said, troubled.

'Whatever. I think I have some in my drawer,' she panted. 'We'll see later. Now come and shove it between my boobs.'

I was more than happy to obey! I got on the bed, on my knees, and drove my cock between those two masterpieces! The sensation of her soft, jiggly skin around my reproductive organ was awesome.

We started fucking that way.

We would exchange looks. She would raise her arms to grope my chest. I would lower mine to grope her boobs engulfing my penis.

'Come on,' she would whisper from time to time.

My hands descended more and more, reaching her belly, her legs and, finally, her lovely...

I pulled my dick away, making her momentarily surprised. 'Now I want a footjob,' I explained.

'With pleasure,' she smiled, sat up and assumed a cross legged sitting position.

I felt her soles engulfing my dick as her boobs had done earlier. With her palms on the mattress for balance, she was now squeezing my organ with grace, her seductive glances further turning me on. Meanwhile, she was using her toes to press the tip of my penis.

'For someone who had been a virgin until a few days ago, you're really skilled,' I panted.

'Well,' she chuckled, keeping squeezing my penis, 'although my memories of the classroom incident are a little fuzzy, that orgy taught me a lot.' She winked for emphasis.

'I'm sorry,' I replied.

'Kirito, I've already told you it's okay,' she laughed.

'No, I wasn't referring to the classroom incident,' I explained. 'I'm sorry for not having satisfied you yet. Pussy time!'

With those words, I charged at her and forced her back to the bed.

With a sexy, happy squeal, the babe extended her arm towards the drawer, took out a condom and opened the wrapper.

'Give it to me,' I whispered. I took the rubber and put it on in no time.

I slowly inserted my penis in her pussy. With a moan, she wrapped her legs around me.

Yuuki and I were lying on our backs, looking at the ceiling and panting.

'So much for ten times, huh?' I chuckled.

'Well, three times are enough for now,' she giggled and turned sideways, making herself comfortable in my arms. 'We're not robots!'

We stayed silent for a while.

'So, will we go on that date after all?' Yuuki asked.

I jumped to my feet and clapped once. 'Off we go!'

And so, Yuuki and I went on a totally innocent date and drank lemonade, sharing a glass with two straws. How romantic and old fashioned.

First a pregnancy scare, then intimate moments, then an innocent date. Why can't I do things in the correct order?

BONUS: LOST CHAPTERS

Since this chapter was short, I'll give you a bonus. Below is a list of all ideas for chapters I considered doing but finally didn't go through with, for various reasons.

-EVIL SEVEN: Before introducing Seven, in Chapter 15, I originally intended to use her as a villain. A seemingly innocent girl with psychological problems (like Esther from the 'Orphan' movie) who gets envious of Kirito's and Asuna's love and seduces Kirito, recording the act and showing it to Asuna. Asuna freaks out that Kirito had sex with a 12 year old and havoc is caused to their relationship. In the end, I deduced I could utilize that hot loli better by using her as an anti hero and making her a permanent member of the group.

-WHAT HAPPENED WITH QUINELLA'S SOUL: Kirito has a near death experience and meets, in the afterlife, Sachi and Quinella, who's still bitter and, therefore, unable to let the past go and make a fresh start in the otherworld. Kirito helps her, with a little help from Sachi (yes, Sachi/Quinella yuri, you guessed right!). But I decided to leave Quinella's fate to the readers' imagination.

-PREGNANCY FREE LEAFA: When Eugeo caused, with his shenanigans, all Kirito's girls to get pregnant, I originally intended for Leafa to be the only one lucky enough to escape pregnancy. But then I thought it would be funnier if all girls got pregnant.

-EXPLICIT ABORTIONS: I planned to describe the girls' abortions in more detail. I would show them visiting the abortionist and getting drugged for the operation. I would even throw in a joke somewhere about how come Asuna hasn't developped an addiction, being drugged so often (she had already been drugged by Kirito in Chapter 5 and by her kidnappers in Chapters 9 and 10). Yeah, I know I'm sick!

-ASUNA'S DREAM: Remember Kirito's sexual dream in Chapter 26? That chapter was originally planned to have a second part, where we would see what Asuna was dreaming at the same time Kirito had the Anna/Marnie related dream. However, I couldn't come up with anything good enough to produce an additional chapter, so I just had Asuna briefly describe her own dream at the end of that chapter.

-REVENGE ON EUGEO: A chapter where Kirito and his girls find a way to successfully get back at Eugeo. But, at the end of the day, this is a sex focused fic, so I decided not to waste a chapter writing about vengeance.

-LEAFA SCREWS SOME LOSER: I intended to write it between Chapters 28-29, when Suguha was on a visit at Kirito's academy. Kirito, Suguha and the other girls spend an afternoon in the city. Some male loser (who would be either Klein or an OC) pesters them, until, when in a playground, Leafa drags him into a castle and has sex with him just so that he leaves them alone! Kirito and the other girls are standing outside of the castle, flabbergasted. In the end, they exit the castle, Leafa adjusting her clothes and the man with hickeys on his neck and a delighted expression, and Leafa's like 'Ok, you got what you wanted. Now scram and let me hang out with my friends.' She turns to her friends, who are still gobsmacked by how casually she did that, and shrugs: 'What? Sex ain't a big deal.' Lame!

-MORNING AFTER PILL CHASE: Remember when, at the end of Chapter 30, after the intimate moments with her son in the countryside, Kirito's mom declares she'll take the morning after pill? Well, I intended to produce plenty of problems arising and preventing her from doing it, leading the trio (Kirito, Suguha and their mom) to a comical race against time to find a morning after pill before 72 hours pass. Something like Debbie in that episode from the 'Shameless' series. Perhaps, in the end, I would have had Kirito phone Asuna, who would come with a helicopter to help them (since her parents are billionaires) and, of course, Kirito would afterward have to explain to her that he had had sex with his mother!

-ASUNA'S AND LOUISE'S MOTHERS: The reason I didn't include the mothers of the hero's two main love interests in sex scenes is that I find them both unattractive. I considered creating female OCs to use as Asuna's/Louise's mothers, but, in the end, I decided to let them keep their canon, ugly moms.

-HOW DID KIRITO LEAVE HALKEGINIA?: Have you ever noticed I never explained it? Well, Osmond would show him an abandoned airplane and tell him that he discovered a portal between dimensions that opens in the sky once every (insert a large number) years and, coincidentally, it was about to open and Kirito had to fly the plane and pass through it. I skipped all that, out of mere boredom!

-LOUISE/HENRIETTA YURI: Remember the scene in the 'Zero No Tsukaima' series where they're having a nude bath together in the hot springs and they start fighting over Saito? Well, I intended to reproduce that scene, having them fight over Kirito, the catfight ending up in a lesbian sex session. But, as my fic played out, I couldn't fit such a scene anywhere.

-SUGUHA BREAKS MOM'S VASE: She runs to a shop nearby to replace it, while Kirito is stalling mom, so that she doesn't find out anything. The shop's clerk is either Klein or some male loser OC. Suguha doesn't have enough money to pay for the vase and the clerk asks for sex in exchange. Suguha sighs and is like 'let's get it over with'. The clerk fucks her and gives her the vase. However, because of various accidents, Suguha keeps breaking the vase before putting it back and, until the end of the day, she has to go back to the shop several more times (always giving the clerk sex in exchange!) For some reason, I felt that chapter didn't fit with this story.

-AIDS PANIC: After the classroom orgy, Yuuki realizes she has AIDS (as in the series) and, therefore, now everyone that took part in the orgy has AIDS too! Seven tells them there is no such thing as AIDS, but nobody believes her. In the end, to calm them down, she gives everyone some placebo drug, claiming it's a cure she has discovered for that disease.

-YOUTUBE CONVENTION: Leafa (who's a youtuber, in case you've forgotten) is invited to a youtubers convention and decides to take Kirito with her. In the convention, the duo meets famous youtubers from real life. Kirito meets Alyse Parker and hooks up with her. Meanwhile, Leafa meets Megan/Ciera Stitz twins, who offer to teach her gymnastics. The three of them engage in a gymnastics lesson, which ends up in a yuri threesome. Unfortunately, I then remembered that Fanfiction Net has a rule against using real life celebrities in stories. I'm still planning to do a youtube convention episode, though, but it won't be with real life youtubers.