Title: Riddle
"Hey Hari, what's black and white and red all over?"
Hatori studiously ignored Momiji.
"So! Want to make a guess?"
"Not really."
"But you'll really want to know the answer."
"Are you trying to tell me something?"
Momiji nodded and grinned. "Ja! But it's more fun to make it a riddle."
Hatori, who had suffered years of insipid "knock knock" jokes from Ayame and Shigure disagreed, but kept that opinion to himself. "I give up, what's the answer?"
"It's Haru, after Kyo saw him flipping up To-ru's skirt."
Hatori signed and picked up his first-aid kit. "Teenagers," he muttered.