As I was going to the cathedral in the afternoon, to meet Kaori on our planned date, something didn't feel quite right, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

'Hello,' the blondie smiled at me, waiting for me right outside of the cathedral, arms behind back and eyes closed. She was wearing a very short, grey skirt, a grey suit, a blue shirt and long, black socks. She had a rose on her hair. She was holding her violin.

'Umm, I don't think I've introduced myself yet,' I gave her my hand. 'I'm Kirito.'

'I'm Kaori,' she reciprocated the handshake.

'I know,' I chuckled. 'The priest spoke your name. Remember?'

The girl giggled. I still had a feeling that something was off.

'Soo,' I awkwardly rubbed my foot against the grass. 'Where do you want us to go?'

She extended her arm, showing me her palm as a wait gesture. 'Wait a sec,' she said in a sweetly low voice. 'I'll show you something cool.'

She took off the brooch keeping the rose fastened on her hair. As a result, the rose was carried away by the breeze. The girl didn't seem to mind that. She turned to the entrance to the church and used her brooch to break in. My jaw almost hit the grass. I couldn't believe that she had opened that huge door with a brooches pin!

She turned to me. 'Come on, follow me,' she giggled.

After standing frozen with surprise for a while, I managed to talk: 'We'll... we'll get into trouble...'

'Don't be a fool!' she cried and dragged me by the arm. 'We will have all that vast space all to ourselves.'

We entered. I looked around. Wow. The churches interior was even more impressive when it was empty. Kaori put her violin down.

At that moment, I realized why, all along, I had had a feeling that something didn't make sense. 'Kaori!' I snapped. 'When you gave me that piece of paper, this morning, obviously, you didn't sit down and write it at that time. You had already written it and carrying it around in your pocket.'

'Yes,' she nodded with a smile.

'But you didn't know you would meet me in the church today,' I continued my thought. 'Then how...'

'I always carry some pieces of paper with this message on,' she winked. 'You know. Just in case!'

I was flabbergasted. 'You mean... you mean you have broken into the cathedral with other boys too?'

She playfully raised an eyebrow. 'You really want me to answer this question?'

'I'm not sure what I want at this point!' I admitted with a sigh.

'Let's play a game,' Kaori changed the subject cheerfully. 'You will start chasing me and, while we're running around through the cathedral, we'll be removing and tossing around our clothes!'

Oh, boy. A violin prodigy version of Leafa!

I crossed my arms. 'Make me chase you,' I provoked her with a stern expression.

'With pleasure,' she laughed and slapped me on the ass!

That made me mad! 'You're so dead,' I yelled.

'Catch me,' she squealed.

I chased her along the red carpet. She took off her suit while running. I opted to take off my shoes and socks first. That forced me to stop running for a while, thus giving Kaori an advantage.

Kaori reached the raised platform used by the priests during liturgies and got on it. She turned and looked at me with a playfully provocative look. 'Slowpoke,' she stuck out her tongue.

Her staying still on there for a while allowed me to almost reach her. However, the female teaser managed to pull ahead again.

She was now heading to the stairs leading to one of the balconies. She had already begun climbing the stairs when I was still far behind her. I was fuming. I took off my white t shirt.

Somewhere amid the stairs, Kaori took off her skirt and tossed it to me. Not expecting this, I failed to catch it. Alas, the skirt fell on my face, rendering me temporarily blind. I fell on my butt.

'I'm gonna kill you,' I yelled, my voice resonating through the church, as I was throwing the skirt away and taking off my long, black trousers.

When I finally stood up, Kaori was nowhere to be seen. I heard her giggles resonating across the cathedral. The sound was coming from upstairs. She was on the balcony!

I ran up the stairs, fuming. While climbing the stairs, I saw Kaori's tossed shoes. At the top of the stairs, I saw Kaori's tossed underpants. I gulped. My anger had begun turning into arousal!

But the girl was nowhere to be found on the balcony.

'Kiriiiito,' she drawled in a sexy manner.

I looked around. Where was she?

Slowly and seductively, Kaori came out from behind a curtain, wearing only her shirt and socks.

She sat on the floor, knees bent and palms supporting her torso.

'I'm tired,' she panted playfully. 'Take off the rest of my clothes yourself.'

'Okay,' I gulped. But, first, I took off my underpants, the last garment left on my body.

I knelt in front of her. I placed my palm on her knee, using my other palm to support my body. She wrapped one hand around my neck (obviously being strong enough to support her body only with the other). We closed our eyes and started making out.

Little by little, my hand on her knee ascended and went underneath her shirt. I started caressing her pussy, causing her to moan in my mouth.

I broke the kiss, thus releasing her mouth and rendering her moans louder, and descended to enjoy her neck.

Finally, Kaori gently pushed me a little away. She gave me a meaningful look. 'Come on. Undress me,' she whispered.

I descended and removed her socks, kissing her feet in the process.

With her help, I removed her shirt. Wow! That shirt had concealed her breasts so far, making her look almost breastless, but now I could see that her boobs were large and beautiful.

I lowered my head and started hungrily sucking her cleavage while removing her pink bra, eliciting giggles from her. I played with her breasts some more after I removed her bra.

She opened her legs, thus inviting me to enter. 'Okay, enough of the preliminaries,' she whispered. 'Now fuck me like the sinful slut I am.'

I looked around. 'Umm, the condoms are in my trousers pockets,' I said, troubled. 'And my trousers are somewhere downstairs.'

'Let's improvise!' Kaori suggested, standing up and snapping her fingers.

She took a tablecloth off a table nearby and flimsily wrapped it around my penis! Why had God not struck us yet with a thunder or something?

I shoved my cock in her vagina. I had a harder time than usual doing that, because of the tablecloth. Kaori gasped with her eyes widened in pleasure.

We were fucking in a clumsy position. Kaori's palms were on the floor, behind her back, supporting her torso, her knees were raised and bent and her legs open. I was thrusting my dick in and out of her, with my hands on her shoulders.

'Ass time,' she cried at some point.

She gently pushed me away and changed her position into being on all fours, with her ass turned to me and wiggling provocatively.

I roared with arousal and shoved my penis in her rear door. She gasped.

I fucked her doggy anal style, until she cummed. Her eyes bulged with pleasure and her scream almost caused the church to fall apart!

She collapsed. I lay down on her, playfully caressing and kissing her back or gently slapping her ass. We stayed like that for a while.

'That was hardcore,' Kaori panted.

'Yeah, but you orgasmed before I could do so,' I nibbled her ear, eliciting a giggle from her. 'Not very kind of you!'

Kaori sat up and stretched. I tried to remove the tablecloth off my penis. Gosh, it was full of my mess! I couldn't believe I had done that to a church item! Kaori took it from my hand and casually threw it aside!

'You still owe me an orgasm, lady,' I reminded her.

Kaori placed her palms on her knees and leant towards me. 'I'll be more than happy to pay my debt,' she said, rubbing her nose against mine. '...IF YOU CATCH ME!'

She jumped to her feet and climbed down the stairs. I ran behind her.

We were now running around in the church, nude, me chasing her. The place was flooded with our giggles. I swear, anytime now, God will cause an earthquake to cause this building to collapse on us so that we're punished!

'GOTCHA!' I triumphantly cried at some point, managing to catch Kaori's foot and, thus, causing both of us to fall down. We giggled and struggled on the floor for a while, me kissing Kaori's heel while she was trying to release her foot. Eventually, I started ascending and kissing Kaori's thighs as she was flailing her legs in an attempt to release herself.

During one of those attempts, she accidentally kicked me in the nuts.

'Oh, my!' she gasped, her eyes widened in shock.

I clutched my crotch in a fetal position, unable to even scream with pain. Oh, the pain! I believe that's exactly the kind of pain felt by the residents of Hell (which is where I'll probably go after my today's sins.)

Kaori crouched over me and caressed my oblique with concern. 'Kirito, I'm so sorry,' she said tenderly. 'Are you allright?'

'I'm fine,' I answered in a croaky voice when I managed to speak. 'I just need some time.'

I sat cross legged. Kaori sat next to me and caressed my knee with an apologetic expression.

Suddenly, her expression changed. 'I think I know how you can get back at me,' she said.

What was that crazy chick up to this time?

Kaori stood up and picked up her violin bow. She gave it to me. I took it with a surprised expression.

Kaori sat on a chair, her rear side turned to me. 'Hit me, Kirito,' she begged. 'I deserve it.'

I chuckled and struck her on the ass with her own violin bow.

'HARDER!' she moaned. 'I'm a demonic whore and I deserve to be punished.'

I struck her repeatedly until her ass and back were red.

Kaori changed her sitting position so that she was now facing me. She opened her legs. 'Rub this bow against my pussy,' she ordered.

I started doing as I had been told, causing Kaori to toss her head back, close her eyes and let out moans that resonated across the church. Past a point, she started quivering. She let out another scream, which made me wonder whether she had a second orgasm.

She fell off the chair. 'So good,' she whispered, lying on her back, arms and legs open, looking at the dome with an ecstatic expression.

I chuckled and sat on the chair Kaori had stained with her pussy cum moments earlier. I stayed there for a while, gazing at her lying exhausted and, from time to time, using my foot to playfully caress various parts of her body, eliciting giggles from her.

When she recovered, she stood up and clapped once to draw my attention. 'I want to introduce you to a friend of mine,' she winked.

My eyes widened. 'Now?' I asked, baffled. 'But we're alone here.'

She motioned me to follow her and walked away, offering me a view of her rear side, moving her ass in a provocative manner.

I shrugged and decided to follow her.

We passed through a curtain and entered the altar room, where only the priests are allowed to enter. As if we hadn't violated enough rules already!

Kaori showed me a statue of Virgin Mary!

I instantly got the message! 'No, no, Kaori,' I negatively shook my head. 'This is too much.'

'Don't you find her attractive?' the blondie asked, using the statue as a pole for a little dance.

Then she turned to face Holy Mary and, to my shock, kissed the statue on the lips! So wrong and erotic at the same time.

'This statue and I have had so many scissoring sessions in the past,' she panted among the kisses, those words causing my dick to instantly double in size!

She turned to me. 'Come on. She, too, wants you to do it,' she prompted me.

I couldn't help myself anymore. I approached, gently pushed the real girl aside and started making out with the statue. I had to admit that, if Jesuses mother was anywhere near good looking as that statue, she must have been quite a babe in her day. (WHAT AM I SAYING?)

For a while, I was lost in my own world, kissing that statue on various... umm, inappropriate parts. I wasn't even aware that Kaori had left.

When she came back, she tapped me on the shoulder to draw my attention. She showed me a condom wrapper she had presumably taken either from my trousers pockets or from her skirt's pockets.

She got on the altar, after shoving all the holy items off it! She lay down on her back and opened her legs. 'Come on,' she provoked me. 'Fuck me on here!'

I slipped the condom on my hungry penis and got on top of her. (Seriously, why hadn't God thunderstruck us yet?)

She wrapped her arms and legs around me and we started fucking under the dome, as if tomorrow was the day the Revelation book's prophecies would come true.

'YES, YES,' she screamed with her eyes closed. 'TEAR ME APART!'

I returned home late and I had to go to bed, because I would leave for school the next day. Too bad I didn't have any time (or energy left!) to catch up with my mother and sister, or do more naughty things with them. Oh, well, it was worth it. I'll spend quality time with mom and Sugu the next time I return from the academy.