Title: A Dog's Greetings
"You see, Tohru-kun, it's the curse that gives us animal characteristics. You've seen Kyo-kun stalk off like an offended cat, right?"
"Th-that's true."
"And Momitchi is is hyper as a rabbit. So just remember, I'm not doing this for my pleasure... I'm just doing what dogs do."
"I.. see."
The door opened unexpectedly. "Hey, Tohru, sorry for intruding..." A pause followed. "Yo, Novelist. Explain why your face is in Tohru's butt." A lead pipe mysteriously appeared in Arisa's hands.
"Yes," intoned Saki, "And if your explanation is unsatisfactory, there are many things we can do about this situation."
Shigure whimpered.