Title: Monkey On His Back
"Yo."
Shigure twisted around to see who was speaking to him. "Ritsu? Is that you? What's with the sunglasses?"
The monkey of the zodiac smirked. "Sometimes, a guy wants to go incognito."
Shigure paused for a moment. "Ritsu, you're an annoying failure, and nobody likes you."
Ritsu shrugged. "C'est la vie. Your loss."
Shigure put down his pen and folded his arms. "Okay, you're not apologizing. What happened to you?" Suddenly, Shigure was hit by a bolt of realization. "...you got laid, didn't you?"
Ritsu grinned.
"Who was it?"
From behind Ritsu, Mitchan (also wearing sunglasses) appeared.
"Yo. Manuscript. Now."
Author's note: This one goes out to all of the Mitchan/Ritchan fans.