Note: The girls that appear in this chapter are from 'The Loud House' series.

'YES, LEAF. SQUEEZE IT. HARDER.'

Leafa was giving me a boobjob. We had had normal, vaginal sex earlier, but that blonde asshole had gone and cummed before I could do so! So she was now compensating me by squeezing my penis between her enormous, impressive breasts.

'I'M CUMMING,' I yelled.

Leafa opened her mouth wide to prepare herself for the load. Thanks to her skill, grace and experience, she caught all of it and swallowed it with a fast, audible gulp!

We let our nude bodies collapse on the bed. We looked at each other and giggled, panting. We stayed still for a while to recover.

Finally, Leafa rolled towards her desk, took her laptop, positioned it on the bed and turned it on, lying on her belly, casually swinging her raised calves.

I rolled so that I was lying on my belly next to her, moved some of her hair aside and pecked her on her nape and upper back, eliciting some low giggles from her.

'Are you going to watch something, blondie?' I asked, raising my calves too.

'Yup,' she answered, smiling, her eyes still on the screen, casually tangling our feet together. 'Luan Loud's comedy channel!'

'Luan Loud? Isn't she an American youtuber?' I wondered.

The blonde turned to me. 'Precisely,' she answered. 'One of the best online comedians, despite her age, being a little younger than us.'

'I don't think she's that great,' I commented.

'Sssh,' Leaf hushed me by placing her cool, lovely finger on my lips. 'She's updated. Let's watch her new video!'

A redhead with a ponytail appeared on the screen. She had black eyes. She was wearing a white t shirt, with a rose on the chest area, and a yellow skirt. Surprisingly, her dental braces looked really good on her.

For a few minutes, I watched a poor excuse for a stand up comedy, consisting of stupid jokes, such as Why can't Timmy ride a bike? Because Timmy is a goldfish. Luan would end every joke with her characteristic laugh.

I sighed in boredom while Leafa was laughing her head off, slamming her hammerfist down on the mattress. How the hell does that untalented, red headed chick have so many subscribers? I bet most of them are pervs like me who just turn off the sound and jack off to her.

'That was awesome,' Leafa sighed when the video was over.

'I thought only someone like Strea would laugh at such jokes,' I remarked.

'You have no sense of humor, Kirito chan,' Leafa pouted, letting her head fall on the bed. 'And to think I was considering inviting you to the annual youtubers convention that will take place here in Japan tomorrow.'

'WHAT?' I cried. 'Youtube convention? You mean something like an anime convention, except it is with youtubers instead? Will Luan be there too?'

Even if Luan was not there, I would definitely meet a lot of hot, female youtubers there. I shouldn't miss that chance!

'Maybe,' Leaf shrugged. 'But, since you consider her untalented, let's forget about it.'

'NONONO,' I got on my knees eagerly. 'It doesn't matter if she's untalented. She's quite a babe nonetheless. I'd love to meet her.'

Leafa giggled, raised her head and turned to her computer again. 'Let's contact her via skype,' she said sweetly. 'I'll ask her whether she'll come all the way from America...'

'Wait, you mean you know her?' I cried, impressed.

Leafa turned to me. 'Well, I'm a youtuber too,' she replied. 'I met her at the youtubers convention last year.'

'You attended it last year too?' I cried. 'And why didn't you invite me then?'

'Because,' she took a gloomy expression, 'in case you've forgotten, I was mad at you at that time, because you had given my favourite bra to Asuna.' (See Chapters 5-7 for details.)

I awkwardly laughed and caressed my nape.

Soon, Luan appeared on the skype screen. She was sitting on a chair, cross legged. Her room was full of comedy/pranks paraphernalia. Surprisingly, she seemed sad, as opposed to her video earlier. Actually, she was... crying.

'Hey, Luan,' Leafa greeted her, speaking English with a Japanese accent, initially oblivious to the redhead's tears. 'Still not in the plane? Hurry up, girl, or you won't make it in time tomorrow.'

'Hello, I'm Kirito,' I greeted the girl. Although my English level is sufficiently high to communicate with an American, I couldn't conceal my Japanese accent either.

'Hello, Kirito,' Luan sobbed. 'I'm sorry, Leafa, but I won't come to the convention after all.'

'Huh? Is everything okay, Luan?' Leafa wondered. 'You looked good in your last video.'

'That was because I recorded that video yesterday,' Luan explained. 'Before that... that thing that...'

She burst into tears.

'Umm, it seems I called at a wrong moment,' Leafa said with consideration. 'Bye. If you ever need someone to talk to, call me. Okay?'

'Okay, Leafa. Thanks,' Luan sobbed and vanished from the screen.

Leafa and I looked at each other with concern. Who knows what made that girl sad.

'Anyway,' Leafa sighed eventually. 'You'd better go and get some sleep now, so that you'll be fresh tomorrow at the convention.'

'I guess you're right,' I said and started dressing.

I woke up. The blanket was covering my face.

The moment I would throw the blanket away, I would get up and start dressing to go to Leafa's room. Then we would go together to the big event: the youtubers convention. Yay!

I was so excited that I had already forgotten about Luan's cry yesterday.

Fish writhing outside of water.

Huh? Why had I thought of that random thing all of a sudden? And why had I got a boner by thinking of that?

The gopher from The Bone Bandit cartoon who stole Pluto's bones to support his tunnels. My boner grew further.

What is happening to me? Why had I suddenly started recalling random thoughts that gave me boners back when I was a child, when I would masturbate without being attracted to girls yet, without knowing yet about the connection between masturbation and sex? Well, I admit that, even when I started feeling attracted to the opposite gender (when I was about 12) I still kept jerking off to those thoughts for a while. I guess that, for a few months, I was at the borderline between childhood and teenagehood.

Anyway, why had I suddenly remembered all that stuff? And why did I feel so different from before?

I uncovered myself and waited for a while until my eyes got used to the daylight.

WAIT A MINUTE! This was not my dorm room. This was a room I had never seen before in my life.

'What the...'

I abruptly stopped when I realized my voice had got lighter overnight.

I looked down and lowered my underpants. My dick was smaller, with almost no hair around. I had no hair on my arms or legs either.

I ran to a mirror. I could recognize myself, but... I WAS 12 YEARS OLD!

Panicked, I looked around in the room. There was another bed. A small figure, covered by blankets and sheets, was sleeping in there.

Whoever it was, perhaps they could help me solve that mystery.

I swiftly uncovered the sleeping person. It was a little girl with middle length, ruffled, dark brown hair and black eyes.

She woke up immediately. 'What do you want, Kirito?' she asked, annoyed, unintentionally spitting out some drops of saliva.

'Who are you?' I asked, my heart pounding.

'I'm your sister, Lisa,' she rolled her eyes.

'Lisa who?' I snapped.

'Lisa Loud,' she answered casually.

'You mean... you mean you're Luan Loud's sister?' I asked.

'Yes, genius,' she sighed. 'Luan is our sister.'

Did she say OUR sister?

'And what am I doing here?' I asked.

'This is your room,' she answered. 'You've been sharing it with me since I was born, 4 years ago. Unfortunately!'

'But-but,' I stuttered. 'This doesn't make any sense. I don't know you. I live in Japan. I'm 16 years old, I have only one sister, Suguha, and...'

'Obviously, you saw a dream and you're still confused,' Lisa explained. 'Now let me sleep before I call mom and dad.'

Lisa went back to sleep, without a care in the world. I was left with my jaw touching the floor. What the fuck was going on here?