Note: The world where Kirito and his girls will be transported to in this chapter is from the 'Phineas and Ferb' series.


Phineases POV...

I entered my room. I saw my step brother reading a novel.

'Hey, Ferb. Reading Sword Art Online again?' I asked casually.

He nodded, without taking his eyes off his read.

Even though I'm not as hardcore a fan of that Japanese franchise as my bro, I admit it's good. It would be cool of all those characters who slay monsters in that virtual world existed.

Come to think of it, who says they don't? Maybe, among the vast number of universes that costitute the omniverse, there is one where they exist. Maybe they don't exist exactly as they're portrayed in the SAO novels/animes/videos games, maybe they're just normal schoolchildren. But still, wouldn't it be cool if we brought them here?

'Ferb!' I snapped my fingers. 'Get up! I think I know what we're gonna do today!'


Seven's POV...

I, Asuna, Kirito and Leafa were strolling on the streets, enjoying some leisure activities in the city.

Suddenly, an immaterial portal opened up before us.

'What is that?' Asuna gasped.

'Looks like an interuniversal portal,' I caressed my chin.

'Let's leave,' Kirito said, alerted. 'Last time I touched something like that, I found myself in a medieval world with wizards.'

'And witches!' Asuna glared at him. 'Beautiful witches, whom you didn't neglect to have sex with.'

'Umm, yeah,' Kirito blushed, lowered his head and gulped.

'Chill, As,' Leafa giggled. 'This time, Kirito chan won't go there alone. Let's explore whatever there is on the other end of the portal, guys.'

'LEAFA, NO,' we cried in unison.

The bold, blonde woman touched the portal and was sucked into it.

'Darn it, we can't let her go there alone,' Kirito said and followed her.

'Curse it all,' Asuna snapped and entered too.

A moment of silence.

'It seems that I, being the genius that I am, shall be the one to save the dimwits in the end,' I sighed and jumped in the portal.


Asuna, Leafa, Seven and I were now traveling through a multicolored tunnel, images flashing by at our sides. Maybe it was just me, but one of those images showed Asuna and me in weird outfits fighting monsters with swords. Were those... scenes of parallel universes?

Finally, we ended up out of the other end of the tunnel, in a garden, a group of kids at around Seven's or Toph's age staring at us.

A boy with short, red hair and black eyes was sitting in front of a small device that looked like a control panel. He was wearing a white t shirt with horizontal, orange stripes and short jeans. Was that device what had created that portal? Had that boy brought us here?

The boy stood up. 'Greetings, Kirito and girls whose names I don't remember,' he welcomed us. 'I'm Phineas.'

'Their names are Asuna, Leafa and Seven,' another, taller boy pointed out, raising a finger. He had short, green hair and black eyes. He was wearing a yellowish t shirt and blue leggings.

'And this is my step brother, Ferb,' Phineas introduced that boy to us. 'Also, this is Buford (showed us a chubby, brown haired boy wearing brown shorts and a black t shirt with the design of a skull on it), Balijeet (a black, curly haired boy dressed in a light blue t shirt and dungarees) and Isabella (a girl with long, black hair and dark blue eyes, wearing a short, pink dress and a ribbon the same color on her hair; pretty hot in the eyes of a pedo like me!)'


Isabella's POV...

Ahh, that Kirito guy was dreeeaamy. Don't get me wrong, Phineas is my true love interest (unbeknownst to him yet), but that mysterious, older boy that my future husband had brought here with his scientific hocus pocus was emitting a charming aura. The aura of a fairytale prince, a heroic lad, the aura of the real man whom I hope Phineas will have become when we are grown up and married.


'Wait a minute, how do you know our names?' Asuna asked, in a cold but polite tone of voice.

'Oh, you don't exist in our universe, but you are heroes of a successful manga/anime series,' Phineas explained.

'You mean there are more than one universes?' Leafa cried excitedly.

'Positive,' Phineas resumed explaining. 'We have explored some of them and discovered some really interesting stuff going on out there in the omniverse.'

'Did you know there is even a universe where your life story as schoolchildren is a fanfic written by a loser in his early 30s who lives in his parents' attic?' Buford butted in.

'Really?' I raised an eyebrow. 'Has it got many reviews?'

'Nah, just 25 or so,' Buford answered. 'And even those are reviews advising him to quit writing and get professional help.'

Okay, now I felt offended. Is my life story so twisted as to beget such reactions? (Suddenly, I remember all the things I have done over the last year.) Oh, who am I kidding, it is SO twisted indeed!

Seven cleared her throat. 'In any case, it was not really kind of you to bring us here without our permission.'

'Well, you are the ones who touched the portal,' Phineas reminded us, at which Leafa giggled awkwardly and stroked her nape, Asuna, Seven and I glaring at her.

'Anyway, if you're that eager to leave already, Ferb and I will reverse my invention's polarity so that I can send you back to your world,' Phineas said, his eyes to the machine. 'You, in the meantime, can explore the surroundings, hang out with our friends or play with our pet, Perry the Platypus.'

'Hey, where's Perry?' Isabella looked around.


Perry's POV...

Wearing my hat, in my underground, secret lair, I was watching my superior, Major Monogram, assigning me my mission for today. Of all things he babbled about, all I could hear was 'blah blah blah, Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz is about to do something totally stupid again and we have to stop him because we have nothing better to do with our existence, blah blah blah'.

I hate my life! Sometimes I wish I could talk just so that I could tell Monogram how I really feel about him!