One day at the castle, Richard was in the attic, which served as his secret art studio. He was currently floating in front of a wax figure of himself which stood on a pedestal, "Has anyone ever told you how handsome you look? Your perfectly aligned head studs, your form, your eyes... a little lopsided." Richard said before taking off one of the eyes of the figure and correcting it before placing it back on, "There. Now that I've mastered in wax, I have immortalized myself in all artistic mediums." Richard said while observing the rest of artwork in the room. He then turned back to his wax figure, "Now then, why don't we see that replica smile." he said while curving the outer lips of the figure into a smile. A loud crash then sounded outside, causing Richard to give his default frown, with the figure's face matching his expression.
Outside the castle, Unikitty and Puppycorn stood away from each other. Unikitty carried a round stone in her paws, "Hike, Puppycorn, hike!" she shouted as they both ran in opposite directions. Puppycorn blew a chess piece across a board while Unikitty dropped the stone onto a metal plate, causing it to spilt in half, "You just lost three points!" she said before climbing up a tree while counting, "1... 2... 5!" She then took out a bingo roller that dispensed a ball, "G7!" she shouted.
"G7!? King me! King me!" Puppycorn said while running towards the tree. He crashed into it and fell on his back, the bingo roller landing on top of him, "I lose!" he cheered while sitting up.
"But it's not Tuesday little bro!" Unikitty said.
"Pickle juice!" Puppycorn said in frustration.
At that moment Richard called out to them from a window, "Excuse me! What are you two doing?" he asked.
The siblings looked at each other before giving their answer, "We don't know."
"Puppycorn, do you know what time it is?" Richard asked.
"Sure Richard, it's..." Puppycorn said while looking at his wristwatch.
"Time to find a quieter game to play." Richard said before shutting the window. He then went to the bathroom to have some time to himself, which involved readying the bathtub and putting on some classical music. He sighed with content as he got in.
Back outside, Unikitty and Puppycorn were trying to figure out what to do, "Now what?" she asked.
Puppycorn then pointed to lone frisbee on the ground, "We could toss that frisbee back and forth." he suggested.
"Great idea!" Unikitty said before picking it up and twisting her body, "Ready?"
The frisbee was then thrown with Puppycorn shouting, "Go!" The siblings chased after it, the toy ending up in Richard's art gallery where it lodged into the wax Richard figure, causing it to topple over with a thud. Richard heard the noise, but passed it off as he continued to relax.
Unikitty and Puppycorn entered the attic looking for the frisbee, "Remember little bro, finders keepers." she said.
"There it is!" Puppycorn cheered as they both went for it, with Puppycorn prying it out of the figure, "Bonus points!" he said before running off.
Unikitty looked at the figure with a worried expression, "Uh, Puppycorn? I think something wrong with Richard. He looks unconscious." she said.
"Don't worry, I know how to do this." Puppycorn said before attempting CPR on the figure. This resulted in him inflating himself before flying around the room, ultimately crashing onto the figure with his butt.
"Puppycorn, get off of him!" Unikitty said while helping him up.
"Well, what do you know? He looks better already." Puppycorn said, the figure now had an imprint of his butt across its face.
Unikitty then picked him up, "He's still cold."
"Well, let's put him out in the warmth." Puppycorn said, placing the figure on a table in direct sunlight through a window.
"You think he'll be OK?" Unikitty asked with concern.
"You know you worry too much. The Puppycorn is here." Puppycorn said as the figure started to melt, "Just so you know, I do know a lot about head injuries, believe..." Puppycorn trailed off, a little bit of drool leaking from his mouth. Unikitty snapped him back to reality with a clap, "me. Hey, what's that on your paws?" Puppycorn asked.
"I don't know." Unikitty said.
"It kinda looks like..." Puppycorn said as they saw the melted remains of the wax figure at their feet.
"RICHARD!" they both screamed before running around in panic.
Meanwhile, Richard finished his bath and wrapped two towels around his underside and head. He then grabbed a powder puff and applied powder to his face, creating a small cloud of it. Back in the attic, the siblings were trying to fix the figure, "No, that part goes here." Unikitty said while placing a head stud back on top of the figure after Puppycorn placed it where the eye should be. They continued to try to fix the figure as best as they could, but were unable to as it just quickly melted again, "Puppycorn, I don't think this working!"
"Look!" Puppycorn said as the eyes of the figure burnt up and went brown."
Unikitty turned blue and said, "Little bro, I hate to say it, but our old pal Richard... He's pushing up daisies!" she said while crying.
"Oh, I thought he was dead." Puppycorn said.
At that moment, Richard burst into the room, surrounded by leftover powder. His body was completely white, giving him a ghostly appearance. He screamed upon noticing that he wasn't alone in the room, "What are you two doing in here!?" he asked. The siblings simply stared at him in fear, Unikitty had gone completely white with terror, "Well, are you going to say something or just-" Richard started to say while floating toward them.
"Don't come closer!" Unikitty said while she and Puppycorn walked backwards.
"What is the matter with you?" Richard asked.
"Don't haunt us!" Puppycorn said.
"It was accident!" said Unikitty.
"What are you two talking about?" Richard said before he noticed the melted gray wax on their paws, which trailed all the back to the melted remains of his wax figure. The sight caused him to yell out in despair, "Look what you did to me! You two are in so much-" Richard started to say before the siblings started to grovel at his non-existent feet.
"Please Mr. Richard's Ghost! Quell your ghostly anger!" Unikitty cried, having turned blue again. Richard watched them grovel and beg with an annoyed expression and was about to correct them. That thought changed when Unikitty said, "We'll do anything you want!" This caused a smug smile to appear on his face.
"Enough!" he said with a ghostly-sounding voice, silencing them, "Listen well, Richard's Ghost is feeling very generous today. He has decided to spare ye of a horrible fate." he said before making a hissing noise, "Thou must obey my every whim, and tickle my fancy on demand."
"Does that mean-" Unkitty started to say.
"Silence! Thou must fulfill these wishes, or thou shalt face the wrath of Richard!" Richard said before floating away.
"Seems like being dead sure makes a guy cranky." Puppycorn commented.
Later, Unikitty and Puppycorn emerged from the castle carrying Richard on a large ornate couch. They walked a few feet away from the castle, visibly tired, "Here?" Unikitty asked.
"No, too hot." Richard said.
They then moved the couch a few more feet away from the castle, "Here?" Unikitty asked.
"No, too wet. Keep going, keep going." Richard said as the siblings moved the couch even farther away, ending up on a French can-can performance poster, "Here?" Unikitty asked.
"Toulouse la traque." Richard said as a rimshot played.
The couch was eventually carried back in front of the castle where they first started, "Too... tired..." Unikitty panted before she and Puppycorn fell down, resulting in the couch crushing the both of them.
"Perfect." Richard said, "Hm... I feel needy. Servants, go and fetcheth me some nourishment." Richard said as Unikitty and Puppycorn saluted him.
"Only the freshest oh ghostly one." Unikitty said before running off with Puppycorn. Richard relaxed on the couch while Unikitty came back with a grape, "A grape, picked from the vine your ghostliness." she said before feeding Richard the grape. She ran off again and came back with a banana, "A banana, peeled to your liking your spectralness." she said while shooting the banana into Richard's mouth before running off.
Puppycorn came this time, holding a big watermelon in his paws. He dropped it into Richard's mouth, causing his whole body to contort to the size of the watermelon before falling to the floor, "One watermelon, fresh from the manure fields your spookiness." he said.
Unikitty came up next to him, "Art thou not pleased?" she asked.
Richard spit out bits of watermelon and seeds as he floated back up, "Enough of that! I want something else to eat, something that's very difficult to find." Richard said.
"What do you hunger for master?" Puppycorn asked.
"Whatever it is, we'll find it, we'll find it." Unikitty assured.
Richard thought for a moment before saying, "Cherry pie." Puppycorn then held up a homemade cherry pie, "Huh? Where did you get that?" Richard asked in surprise.
"I found it." Puppycorn answered.
Richard then took the pie and threw it away, "Well go find it again." he said, causing Puppycorn to run after it. "Princess, get over here." Richard said, causing Unikitty to stand next to the couch, "Now, turn around." Unikitty did just this, "That's better, now jog in place." Richard said, and Unikitty obeyed. "Now say, flank steak." Richard said.
"Flank steak." Unikitty repeated.
"I think I'm starting to like this." Richard said to himself, "Stop." he said, causing Unikitty to stop jogging. He then pulled out a small tissue, "Now play me a stirring, graceful tune with this." he said while handing it to Unikitty.
"But, this is just a piece of tissue paper." Unikitty said while taking it.
"Oh my, denying someone of one their last wishes? Oh, boo hoo." Richard said in a half-mocking sort of way.
Unikitty got a sad look before she tried blowing into the tissue in an attempt to play music. However, nothing happened, "I can't do it." she said sadly.
"Well, I hope you don't have any plans tonight, because you are not to leave that spot until I hear a song." Richard said before floating away. Unikitty stayed where she was the whole night, standing very still until she fell over. The next morning came and Unikitty was lying on the ground with the tissue covering her right eye. Richard arrived and stared down at her, "What's this? Napping on the job? You were supposed to be playing music for me. Well, I can't let this act go unpunished, Richard's Ghost demands that you clean out the castle's back room." he said.
Puppycorn then came back with the pie, "I found it!" he said.
"I'll take that." Richard said before taking the pie and throwing it Puppycorn's face, walking away afterward.
"Yes, your ghostliness." he said while licking his face, "This is fun."
In the castle, Unikitty was walking towards the back room of the castle via a hallway. She turned back to look where she came from, "Puppycorn, are you coming?"
"Yeah." he answered.
"OK then, let's go." Unikitty said while walking towards the back a little more. She then turned back to look at Puppycorn, who was facing away from her, "Little bro?" she asked.
"What?"
"Puppycorn, its this way."
"Where?"
"Here."
Puppycorn then turned around, "Oh, coming!" he said while running towards her. Both siblings entered the back room, a cluttered shelf being the only thing in view, "How are we gonna clean up all this mess?" Puppycorn asked.
"Easy. Just tear this wallpaper off." Unikitty said while peeling the shelf off the wall like a sticker, causing Puppycorn to laugh.
He then pointed at a book laying on the ground, "Oh, you missed one."
Unikitty picked it up and flipped through the pages, "It's a comic book. And look here, its the origin of Captain Click." she said while showing him a page of children looking through a store window, the inside of which showed the body of the pirate captain dressed in many different types of clothing, "They say that when he died, they used his body as a window ornament." The next page of the book showed the skeletal form of the pirate sailing his ship, his sword raised over his head while grinning evilly, "And now he haunts the seven seas, cause he was never put to rest. Well, don't you get it now little bro?" Unikitty asked.
"We're going shopping?"
"No, we're gonna put poor ol' Richard to rest!" Unikitty corrected.
Richard was sitting on the couch in the living room when Unikitty and Puppycorn fired spitballs at him, "Ow! What was that for?" he said.
"Initiation. That was part one of your ceremony." Unikitty explained.
"Ceremony for what?" Richard asked.
"We're gonna put you to rest." Unikitty said.
"I don't want to be put to rest. All I want is those chores done, and did you clean the back room yet?" Richard asked.
"We did." Unikitty answered.
"Oh, really? I'm gonna go check." Richard said while floating to the back room. He opened the door and screamed in fear when he saw Unikitty and Puppycorn standing by an open casket.
"OK, get in." Unikitty casually said while gesturing to the casket.
"Are you crazy!? I'm not getting in that thing!" Richard shouted.
"But you said we could put you to rest." Unikitty said.
"I don't want to be put to rest! Now, get out of here!" Richard ordered.
"OK." Unikitty said while she and Puppycorn walked out.
A minute later, construction noises could be heard outside, "Ugh, now what?" Richard groaned before looking outside to see what was going on.
What he saw was Puppycorn digging a hole and Unikitty finishing up the engraving on a tombstone in front of it, "I wrote, 'Here lies Richard. You may not remember him, but he-'" she recited before Richard screamed, causing her to look back at him, "Hi Richard! Is this deep enough?" she asked.
"Princess, cut that out!" Richard said.
At that moment, a bus full of Unikingdom's citizens arrived at the castle, each of them wearing mourning clothes and bearing gifts, "Oh look, the mourners have arrived." Unikitty said.
"Richard, we came as soon as could when we heard you were dead." Hawkodile said while trying to fight back tears.
Richard floated up to Unikitty, "Princess, are you trying to put me in the nut house?" he asked.
"No, just into this hole." Unikitty said.
Richard gave a long growl before giving an exasperated sigh, "Princess, I have a confession to make." he said while removing the towel on his head.
Unikitty gasped in surprise, "You're bald!?"
"No, I'm not bald! I'm alive! Now get rid of that tombstone, and tell everyone to go home!" Richard ordered.
"But-"
"Do it!"
"Go home." Unikitty said to the citizens, causing them to mumble in disappointment and go back on the bus. Richard then angrily floated away, "But I... Master." Unikitty tried to say.
"I'm not your master, I'm your butler. Now do me a favor and stop doing me favors." Richard said before going away.
"As you wish... Master." Unikitty said, causing Richard to growl.
Puppycorn then walked up to Unikitty, "Boy, he sure had us fooled." he said.
"No little bro, we're the fools. He's a ghost in denial." Unikitty said.
"You're right, I think he needs to get up to a great beyond." Puppycorn said.
"Puppycorn, say that again."
"That again."
"No, the other thing."
"No, the other thing."
"No, what you said before when you-"
"No, what you said before when you-"
"Never mind! I have an idea!"
"Never mind! I have an idea!"
Richard was laying on the ornate couch trying to relax when a bubble was blown near him, but couldn't get to him, "I can't reach him." Unikitty whispered.
"Blow harder." Puppycorn said. The bubble went towards Richard again, this time encasing him in it and floating off, "There he goes."
"Isn't he beautiful?" Unikitty said while sniffling.
"He sure is majestic isn't he?" Puppycorn said.
At this point, Richard realized what had happened and looks down to see that he was floating away from the ground, "There he goes little bro! Off to the great beyond! Goodbye friend!" Unikitty said.
"Happy trails!" Puppycorn added.
Richard slammed against the walls of the bubble while yelling angrily, which was incoherent thanks to the bubble, "You're welcome!" the siblings said.
The bubble then reached outer space, while the siblings looked on though a pair of binoculars, "Well, he made it." Unikitty said.
"Yeah, he's in a better place." Puppycorn said. Richard was currently caught in the middle of an asteroid field, causing him to groan.